James Nesbitt (2)

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I would like to cunt James Nesbitt doing voiceovers. Just fuck off.some poxy ad agency has come up with the spiffing wheeze that he has a voice that the plebs just luuuuuurve. Errrrrr no ,it’s just irritating. All I think is aren’t you fucking getting enough money from your many many acting roles?. You’re in danger of over exposing yourself mate.

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  2. Ads are a constant source of irritation to me. If it’s not Darkies,it’s Gays..or fucking “celebrities”. They’re the worst, standing there extolling the virtues of some shite product or service that you just know they don’t use… like that Wanker in those Winston Wolf ads., Harvey Kietel,uses Direct Line Insurance.
    Not really aware of Nesbitt,but he certainly looks like he’s sexually dubious….actually looks how I imagine Mr. Cunt-Engine to look.

    Fuck him.

  3. i find the Irish accent fucking annoying, the way they pronounce certain words makes my skin crawl.
    I am not sure why Ad agencies use this guy, he is a particularly irritating twat.

    This cunt is one of the UNICEF group along with Izzard (mega cunt) and Sheen.

    • They love novelty accents. Irish. Welsh. Scouse. It’s what upper middle class twats in london advertising companies believe is synonymous with the working class, hence why you never ever hear an advert narrated by a well spoken slightly posh southern accent.

      Advertising is aimed at the plebs. Novelty accents helps them bridge the divide.

      • I don’t remember the last time I saw an advert with a good old Cockney accent either. Oh, that’s right, posh upper middle class London twats associate that with the “underclass”.

      • You’re forgetting professional cockney cunt Ray Winstone and in-play betting.

        But wait a minute…the odious cunt went to drama school and had it drilled out of him so you’re right, he’s just as fake as the rest of them.

        Goes without saying that Nesbitt uses his profile to display his Man Utd credentials. Gone a bit quiet this season though….

      • Allowing for the fact that I don’t watch adverts, what makes them think I’d buy anything advertised by some scouse cunt?

      • That’s not true. The ad for Hastings insurance sounds like Martin Jarvis. All the injury ads are well spoken. Most ads are well spoken come to think of it.

        But who cares. All fuckng ads are annoying.

    • Irritating is the word. Could the smug bastard ever say ” How now brown Cow” without getting so far up your hooter that you’d explode !

  4. Off topic but..

    I watched question time last night. Fucking brilliant! Fiona Bruce appears to not be a raging leftie. The man, sorry woman (was hard to tell) from the SNP was ripped to shreds by the audience and the tory peer.

    The audience also appeared more balanced.

    • It’s like dimble-time or something. As soon as the manager retires then there’s no more unbalanced proceedings in favour of the home team.

    • Yes – the bloke in the red shirt was bang on the money, kicked the Scotch Nazi’s cunt in short order!

      • As did the Tory peer!

        Scottish Nazi did not like veing reminded that Scotland voted to stay part of the UK. If Scotland did leave and were able to join the EU then all it’s laws will be made in Brussels.

        Which part of Brussel’s is Scotland in?

      • Scotland wouldn’t qualify to join the EU. They have too high a budget deficit.

        To join, a country’s deficit must be no higher than 3%. Scotland’s deficit is around three times that much!

      • Yeah the Scots have a higher deficit to GDP than the Greeks. France and Spain have already said ‘non’ to a Scottish attempt to join the EU, should they ever get independence.
        Having a GDP a fifth the size of London probably doesnt help.

        Yeh wee bawbags

    • Hmmmm, interesting. I haven’t watched QT for a long time, as I ended up going to bed all wound up, this resulted in me having gruesome dreams, in which many people died horrifically.
      Morning Krav.

      • I have similar dreams, Jack.

        All part & parcel of living in a diverse communidee…

        Mangledbum gets impaled on the red-hor iron pineapple.

        B Liar gets blacked up with one of those big propane blowtorches that Kev Macleod likes so much on Grand Designs.
        I think francophones refer to this device as “le chalumeau”…
        I hope one is reserved for Macron in his little hell.

        And Nesbitt is a fucking one-trick pony “actor.”

  5. Several years ago decided to watch the vain cunt in a BBC drama called The Missing after some promising trailers for the series.

    Unfortunately the trailers contained the only really watchable bits and I ended up hating everything about it, including every single character in it, the overly complicated story line and the shit ending. Eight hours of my life totally wasted.

    Apart from Cold Feet many years ago, and The Missing have avoided anything with him in it.

  6. In a news item this morning ,it is reported that in the event of a no deal exit from the EU, French fishermen could blockade French ports on the English Channel, ( Yes you French Cunts, it’s English ) in order to deny entry to British tourists.
    The reason for this would be their exclusion from UK fishing grounds.
    Well boo fucking hoo, they can blockade until hell freezes over for all I care. Haven’t been abroad for 14 years, we have great holidays and week end breaks in Dear Old Blighty, and spend our cash in UK pubs, cafés, shops etc.
    It wouldn’t bother me if I never went abroad again, the Great Outdoors of the UK suit me just fine.
    Get to fuck.

    • Well it wouldn’t be summer in France without massive tailbacks to the ferry ports, rioting yellow vests protesters, blockades of burning car tyres and whinging fishermen. If we started a boycott and spent our £’s at home le cunts would soon wake up.

    • Terrific news. Fuck the French cunts. I’ve no intention of ever setting foot in France. They hate us anyway coz we don’t speak their through the nose language.

      • Very encouraging news – am looking forward to saving my £1,300* contribution toward the £39 billion EU ransom payment…

        * Average cost to individual taxpayer.

      • Too right if I go on holiday in Europe its to Greece or Sardinia/Sicily lovely places to visit Real culture great food and friendly people.
        Fuck France and the French next time the nazis want to take them over fucking let them.
        Hope the English beat them 42-0 in the rugby and they completely implode watching their team against Wales self destruct was hilarious.
        So come on England send them to the bottom. And I support Wales.

  8. I reckon the average frog in street is not bitter, but envious.
    The way things are in France at the mo, I reckon they could find 52%….

  9. I guess I’m firmly in the middle class bracket and totally immune to any advertising. In fact, if an ad pisses me off I make a mental note not to buy the product.

    Some products are outright dangerous, we buy any car, and really alarmingly, we buy any house.

    What strikes me though is the amount of adverts for betting. It’s torrential. My only addiction is alcohol so doesn’t affect me but betting cunts must be really drawn in.

  11. Poor actor whose hair seems subject to tidal influences. Was fucking appalling in ‘the Missing’ and Cold Feet is equally shite.

  12. The Northern Irish accent gets right up my snatch. Don’t know why….it is one of life’s great mysteries, like what happened to Shergar or why any woman on the planet fancies Rod Stewart.

    Any actor or celebrity (especially high profile ones who are already rolling in loot) wind me right up when they do these ad voiceovers or appearances. It is sheer greed. Even the charity ones which I suspect they are not actually being paid for are all about pandering to their own ego and telling the world what a fantastic, benevolent, caring soul they are.

    PUKE.

    You can visualise their agent rubbing their hands together with glee at the opportunity of a bit more money coming in, courtesy of a fucking bog cleaner ad.

    GET FUCKED.

    • Or why there is a group of “people” called Cumberbabes…
      Are they some sort of offspring, like frogspawn ?

      • ‘Cumberbabes’ HBH?

        I’m sure that is something I used to treat with steroid creams when I was on the wards…..

    • Of course they’re paid for the charity ones Nurse. We all know big charidees have gigantic overheads.

      • Yep, that was my immense naivety talking, OC. That makes them even more putrid……mercenary bastards.

    • Think the Rod Stewart conundrum is answered by the question Mrs Merton asked Debbie McGee “So what attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels?”
      Oh and James “Irish Cunt” Nesbitt one trick pony actor really is a cunt especially when you watch is hair. You are losing your hair accept it you twat.

      • I think I may have cunted this professor a long time ago.

        As the Flabbott is an ex-Cambridge graduate, I pray that she doesn’t now appear naked on tv. Seeing her face is enough to turn people into concrete.

        Maybe ads for West-Indian-Muh-fugging chiggun…

  14. I am delighted to join in this splendid cunting of the Oirish twat.

    In every role, James Nesbitt plays, well, um, James Nesbitt. He has the sum acting talent of Roger Moore’s eyebrows.

    His Norn Oirish drawl grates like few things in life. Dianne Abbot’s “well” and her circling finger, Tony BLiar’s steepling fingers and the commencement of each sentence with “Look”.

    A ‘best mate’ cunt.

    • Except I personally wish Roger Moore was still with us.
      Instead of James fucking Nesbitt…

      • Watched old episodes of the Persuaders with Tony Curtis and Roger Moore as two men playing two men. Loads of tasty tottie, fast cars in great locations. And that was just their real life. The show was pretty good fun too.
        If they made that more it would be two gay cunts riding pushbikes around East London stopping Islamaphobia or fighting for LGBTWXYZ rights called THE PERVERTERS

  15. Those KFC ads boil my piss to nuclear proportions. You know the ones:

    ‘Ten pieces, five naaaany nane’

    There’s a fucking ‘T’ in ‘Ninety’ you irritating fucking cunt. What local fucking dialect is that? Faux fucking Yardie? Get the fuck off my radio and television you dozy trollop. I’d like to punch the cunt that produced it ‘naaany nane’ times in the face. And give her a good kick up the arse.

  16. The latest British Gas ad. Is especially annoying :’ We’re with you’. Yes yes of course you are that’s why you keep putting the fucking bills up and all your directors are fuckin raking it in . Cunts.

    • I had a visit from British Gas last Saturday, but was disappointed to see that we didn’t get a gay penguin in a duffel coat.
      I wonder if they smell very fishy…

    • And the laughably named BRITISH gas drive round in VW caddy vans. Why not use Vauxhall you cunts.
      And on that subject why has no leave politician promoted a Buy British campaign. I know we don’t really produce truly British cars anymore but at least buy ones made here. Look at the old bill. BMW, ambulance services Mercedes Benz and Skoda cars. Fire service Mercedes Benz or Volvo or Scania. And all the bus and rail companies. I say buy British or at least British built.
      EU are cunts.

  17. James cunting Nesbitt plays the same irritating Oirish Cunt in what ever role they give him.
    Apparently he has a morbid fear of going bald. Has a vast collection of Wigs no doubt.

  18. Along with Eammon fucking Holmes, another lilting Irish accent I have to avoid. Any tongue that goes to all the trouble of accentuating the “L” in the word “film” but can’t be arsed with the two “R”s in the middle of the word “mirror” is undeniably a cunt’s.

  19. And, why does EVERY fucking couple in adverts have to be mixed race? Virtually without exception?

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