Fathers who call their sons ‘mate’

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Fathers who call their sons ‘mate’ need a place on ISAC. The kid has got a name you tossers. It’s usually tattooed chavvy types who do this, whilst the mothers call their daughters ‘babe’. Mind you, what’s worse? Tyler and Chardonnay, or mate and babe?

Nominated by Mystic Maven

31 thoughts on “Fathers who call their sons ‘mate’”

  1. It’s a modern thing that hipster poofs do.

    My Dad never called me Mate or Bud or Dude. He called me by my given name and occasionally “Oi you little shit!”

    • Funny chavs call their daughters princess but don’t call the boys
      Duke ,earl or fucking Prince for that matter….. 😂 sexist cunts

      • Morning Q.

        Chavs are specist cunts, they call their dogs Duke & Prince… at least they did when I was knee high to a grasshopper. 🐇

  5. Years ago, before reaching the Nirvana of self employment, there was a bloke who used to work at the same place as me who used to socialise with his 18 year old son and his mates, going to the pub, concerts, etc.
    There aren’t many more things I can think of as more embarrassing and sad as this.
    The bloke in question was a nauseating little cunt who had an enormous, whining wife who was also an employee.
    He was also a daft cunt, who shat on his own doorstep by embarking on an affair with a secretary.
    When fatty , ( unsurprisingly ) found out, his hen pecked status increased exponentially.
    She made his life utter hell.
    This turn of events led to a mass outbreak of schadenfreude and hilarity from delighted workmates.
    He’ll still be suffering now, unless he’s dead.
    Get to fuck.

  6. I saw a great bit of old fashioned parenting by a bloke in a shop recently.
    The brat picked up some chocolate bar and said “Dad , I want this.”
    He said. “ What is it”?
    The kid said “chocolate.”
    Dad said “no, what does it say on the label?”
    The little shit looked at it and said “chocolate.”
    Dad said “when you can read it then you can have it. Now put it back.”
    He was lucky it was me and not some snowflake or the coppers would have been dragging him off to the nick.

  7. Too many parents want to be “best mates” with their children. Children need parents to set them an example and discipline them,not act like some “cool Pal” with the same mental age as their brat.
    Of course,a lot of parents call their brat “mate” because they only have the squalling snot-boxes so that they can claim benefits,and so don’t really care what the whelp’s is actually named,just as long as they get the free flat and “kiddie money”.

    Sponging bastards,both the whelp and the (normally single) parent. Do they get extra money for popping out a Black and White Cunt or one “on the spectrum” these days?….those types seem extremely popular currently.

    Do away with child benefits,that’ll put a stop to this type of nonsense.

    Fuck Off.

    • I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – child benefits can be useful for families who, despite their best efforts, still struggle financially. Believe it or not Dick having parents who work doesn’t guarantee a family’s financial stability – we don’t live in that kind of world. The rest of your comment I agree with though.

    • Always said the same Mr Fiddler ref Child Benefits years ago they were needed to help recover from nearly 2 million mostly male deaths in two world wars only 25 years apart but now in a country bursting a the seems, think they just encourage scum to breed more scum. Sorry to any cunters who are struggling but that is what I think.

    • Mini me’s are popping out all over the place. We’re on the telly in 9 out of 10 adverts and soon I’ll have a whole tribe. I’ll be Prime Minister, Head of the Church and Mayor of London… All rolled up in one most charming and bespoke Black and White cunt.

  8. I call my son whatever the fuck I like. Until he has returned the favour of wiping my arse and pays me back the thousands it costs to drag him up, then I will continue to call him mate, cunt or whatever the fuck is appropriate and anyone else who thinks they’ve got a say in it can get to fuck.

  9. I caught one of my lads and his mates redhanded, nicking my beers from the fridge.
    I said “Oi!..what d’ya think you’re doing, behave. You wouldn’t find me stealing other people’s stuff.”

    “Well, you wouldn’t have time to dad, would you. Probably too busy shagging that bird across the street while mums’ at work.”

    I said “If you run out, there’s more in the garage”….

  10. Crisp, concise and condign cunting, MM, indeed they do. As do the kids themselves after exposure to this awkwardly inappropriate fake ibonhomie, as I’ll explain.
    I know a guy who treated his young son as an equal –a grown-up– which is basically what all this “mate” business is about. He didn’t actually call him mate, but far worse, he allowed the kid to freely tag along with him into “adult environments” (no, not that sort) from age 7.
    By the time he was 11, the kid was not only totally at ease in rough pubs, betting shops, and dodgy “house parties”, but had ballooned to about 14 stone.
    The kid’s about 15 now, size 44″ waist/16+ stone, still tagging along with daddy but never growing up. Ironically, the kid now has no actual mates, preferring adult company, but never understanding what’s going on because he’s so immature.
    I’ve stopped seeing my mate, as it all got too depressing.

    • I grew up with a lot of kids in the 90’s who grew up in pubs as their parents were Publicans and they turned out just great.

      • Sorry TITS, and I don’t doubt it. The “rough pubs… house parties” was just a rough sketch of random examples; the point was, the boy became like a lap-dog by his father’s side, who initially actively encouraged him.
        It was a pain in the arse for me, as every time I saw my friend, his grotesquely obese little boy would invariably be hanging around asking stupid questions, even though, for example, it was midnight on a Tuesday and someone was getting the sniff out.
        Fuck knows how he’ll “turn out”, but it looks rather bleak. Early onset type II, and many more years of living with mummy and daddy both racing certainties. There’s a lot of money sloshing around, so daddy will probably set him up in a string of failing businesses.
        Calling your kids “mate” seems rather tame, by comparison.

  11. Anybody who calls anybody ‘babe’ is an absolute cunt in my book. The excruciating Brummie version of this is ‘bab’, or in the case of ref. to a child, the ‘babby’. ‘Dude’ is also an absolute cunt, courtesy of those cunts across the pond.
    As for Chardonnay, Chelsea, Cheyenne and those other chav favs…

    Sound as a pound cunting, MM.

    • My 34 year old sister has been doing that to my parents since she was 18 – “Alrite Al!” and “Alrite Val!”

      I’ve never asked either of my parents if it annoys them but it annoys the fuck out of me because I have never done it and never would because it is disrespectful.

  13. Was at a sports meet awhile ago. A Croydon facelifted, hooped earring, tattooed type called to her daughter in avoicr that can only be described as fingernails being scraped down a particularly rough blackboard, mixed with a cheese grater dragged dry, over a rusty sheet of pitted iron and 400 styli dragged unceremoniously across an LP. . ShhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaannnnuuuuuuuyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHH.

  15. Back in my day you’d be spoiled rotten if you got into the house without being bashed in the head by your father with a wooden spoon if you did your chores, got good grades and didn’t get into mischief you were lucky if your father looked you in your eyes and called you son but you try telling that to kids today and they don’t believe you

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