For a bit of light relief from all the rightful anti-Remoaners cunting we’ve had recently I would like to nominate the pseudo gangster Dave Courtney. This Cunt with a head shaped like a Faberge egg has made a career out of pretending that he’s a really ‘ard Cockney geezer.He thrives on reminiscing about his exploits “wiv the Krayyyy Twins and maaaad Fwankie Fwaser and has created a look where he’s festooned with bling and a stare that says “Doan fuck me abaaat cos I’m proper arrd”.On closer inspection the cunt looks like a right pussy and whenever I see his ugly mug I envisage him being some prisoner’s bitch wearing a tutu and pink Marigolds whilst washing out the cell’s shit-bucket.I reckon that he’s a mincing shirtlfter who’s about as hard as a diabetic centenarian’s dick.
What a faaaking Caaant!
Nominated by Cuntator
(Cuntator felt the need to add a second helping (admin):)
I want to nominate the wannabe gangster Dave Courtney who has made a career out of shaving his bonce and trying to look proper “aaard”
This Cunt-knee who likes to fink that he was pally wiv Ronny aand Reggie is a fucking joke who makes Danny Dyer look like someone who you “don’t know oooh you’re dealin wiv” aaand you’re aaat I’ve your depth wiv.
I can envisage the Courtney cunt doing time in the Scrubs acting as someone’s bitch doing their ironing dressed in a French Maid’s outfit.
The cockney cunt is about as hard as a 90 year old’s diabetic cock.
Fuck off and shove you’re cigar up your khyber!
Nominated by Cuntator
Liar, bullshitter and wanker. The cunt was 9 years old when the Krays got banged up. He was a two bob debt collector and a piss poor actor.
Not even worth thinking about.
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He looks like a relative of Chukaduckie Umunna and Dominic Littlewood. You could see him stroking a white cat with a rictus grin on his face.
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Having a shaved head makes it easier to get those long flowing luxuriant wigs on and off and looking just right.
Especially the electric blue one, for those ‘ Special Nights ‘.
Get to fuck.
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The photo looks like he’s about to start a fight in a gay club. That much ‘bling’ is a cunting all of its own.
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Dave Courtney’s about as hard as Whistling Jack Smith.
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So he was Kiaser Bill’s Batman was he ?
Morning RTC
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So he said Fenton… just another bullshitter imho.
Good afternoon.
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What is it with these ageing Cooney cunts where they think being hard is their gravy train. This tosser, Ray somebody who does the betting adverts, Vinnie Jones, Leslie dirty den and probably a few more.
I freely admit to be the complete opposite of hard, I’m as weak and timid as you can vet but gratifying my IQ is slightly higher than the mid 80s.
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Dirty Den shot a german taxi driver in the head killed said driver did some time. On the way to being hard I suppose.
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Even Danny Dyer reckons Dave Courtneys a ‘wight muggy caant’
I used to see him (DC, not DD) queueing up for his JSA money at Forest Hill post office. I’ll let you cunts take that in and consider how successful a gangster he is…..
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Is he the dead one out of Chas and Dave? Looks like he’s had a stroke at the thought of giving George Michael a good fisting.
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None of these gangster folk are hard or deserve to be celebrated.
Stick them in a pub with some chaps from the Parachute Regiment or Royal Marines and we’ll see who’s fucking hard.
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Having served 25 years in 3 Para I can confirm Dave Courtney would not last 5 minutes in a fight with anyone of us that’s guaranteed I don’t care how hard he thinks he is .
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I witnessed this plastic cunt get weighed in by a very average amateur boxer in a Hastings nightclub bout 20 yrs ago, it was laughable but also gratifying
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If this lying wanker had anything to do with the Krays or Mad Frankie Fraser he’d be in his nineties.
Or more probably, dead.
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I have always loathed this cunt, the few times I have seen him on those bloody ‘Landahn Taan’ gangster documentaries.
Every time he opens his fat, obnoxious, vacuous piehole, white noise comes out.
Mind you, I cannot abide anyone who makes a living out of selling their supposed hardman criminal exploits or waxing lyrical about other (usually dead) criminals. That pack of pukes who sucked the Kray Twins arses are another lot….once a part of their ‘gang’ but now a bunch of dried up old cunts reminiscing about ‘the good old days’ whilst nursing their enlarged prostates. They were nothing but scumbag trash, thick as shite and preying on their communities like scumbag trash do. Fucking cockroaches.
CUNTS.
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I never understood how people lionise gangsters, be it these east end dickless bullies, mafia pricks, and now the ‘gangsta’ culture which has teenagers of a certain stock stabbing each other. Why the fuck would anyone look up to these pointless scum? It always puzzles me what the fuck white people see in rap. Dreadful repetitive shit, bereft of any talent. For a medium which is all about words, they tend to say fuck all other than easy money, bitches and ho’s, poppin caps in asses, and saying the N word every other syllable. As demonstrated the other day, some white guy was at one of these rap concerts, and was singing along to the prick on the stage, and when it got to the N word, the rap cunt lost his shit, because his little white fan that paid good money to see his hero, wasn’t allowed to sing his lyrics. Fuck them, if they can say it, every one should be able to.
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Its the pansy arssed middle class white kids and those inbred chav cunts…who put these rap, drill and other urbanised monkey bollocks on a plinth….I hate it when white kids talk in that blambonese lingo known as MLE….
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Fuckng hell. Not another one. Absolutely no way. Look at the eyes. This is a creampuff (no disrespect RTC) not a hard case. Lose the knuckle duster you silly ponce. You have to be able to land a punch before it’s of any use and all that thing you’re wearing will do is break your knuckles if by some miracle you do land one. Wear it below not on the knucles you posing cunt. Favour your right hand I notice.. You’re like an open book you daft twat. And that face has never been anywhere near a boxing ring or street fight. I could change that for you. If you ask nicely. With a lithp.
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Never heard of him, I had to google him and read the wiki page, looks like he built his reputation chasing the great unwashed for outstanding debts.
Looks a bit of a cunt, reminds me of my youth, sitting on the top of a bus and this slap head (skin head) gets on and walks down the bus punching the roof, turns and does the same coming back. One of my old school friends was sitting a couple of seats infront of me. He stood up and said to this ‘ard’ cunt “sit down or i will put you down’ ….
The ‘ard cunt’ sat down.
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This ‘hardman’ made his name threatening old boys some of them war heroes for their debts in Bermondsey. He lives in a house, he calls it a castle on chestnut rise in Plumsted. It has a mural of himself on the side.
He fancied himself as king of SE London but a couple of Albanian sixth formers muscled in and took over his minor business outlets.
How many real gangsters have their own website
https://davecourtney.co.uk
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Particularly appreciated the Camelot Castle poster for a 2015 Christmas panto, with Mr Courtney wearing a Santa costume.
Now why would you put such shit as this up on a website?
Not being familiar with Plumstead, nor a gangster ex- or otherwise, nor having consorted with The Krays™, nor yet had my nose bitten off (sounds like an error of judgement, that one) I concede I’ve never heard of this chap.
He does look a little bit weird. I suppose whatever his past in “collections” may have been, he now has something to sell. It’s not entirely clear what that might be, however.
Weather far too good for cunting cunts you’ve never heard of, so…
Tick tock!
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I would worry about someone who claimed to be the Krays friend at nine years old. Either that or they make em real aaaaaard in the smoke.
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I reckon my Dennis could knock this southern softy into tomorrow.
The cunt looks like he belongs in a gay bar.
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The very ‘ardest blokes i’ve ever known didn’t swagger around acting the big man. In fact you wouldn’t know they could handle themselves untill it actually ‘kicked off’.
I’ve a feeling Micky Mouse wears a Dave Courtney watch.
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Looks like Jimmy Savile with his head shaved This ponce would not last five minutes up in Nottinghamshire before getting dropped an utter joke Plastic gangster he never knew the Krays think he was about 9 or 10 when they went inside I’m surprised someone has not knocked his lights out.
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I reckon that this cant’s ‘avin’ a larf. He looks like Danny Dyer’s grandad.
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Back in the dim ‘n’ distant I was on what was once the Krays ‘manna’ listening to some old scrote, giving it how the streets were safer when they were about.
I suggested “If they were about today, as a local business owner you’d be handing over a monkey a week or Ronnie would round be ream out your arsehole”….
Haven’t been back to that pub….
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Off topic, but..
A student, studying social work, gets chucked off his course for expressing concern about Halal slaughter, shariah and it’s effects on women and immigrants access to the NHS,. Oh, but if he does a diversity course, he can go back.
Truly, fucking frightening. This is the thought police in action. If he had promoted Socialism or veganism then he would have been flavour of the month.
Very, fucking scary.
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I’d be more scared of some peaceful slag , dressed as a post box, than I would of this mouthy slaphead wanker.
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Particularly appreciated the Camelot Castle poster for a 2015 Christmas panto, with Mr Courtney wearing a Santa costume.
Now why would you put such shit as this up on a website?
Not being familiar with Plumstead, nor a gangster ex- or otherwise, nor having consorted with The Krays™, nor yet had my nose bitten off (sounds like an error of judgement, that one) I concede I’ve never heard of this chap.
He does look a little bit weird. I suppose whatever his past in “collections” may have been, he now has something to sell. It’s not entirely clear what that might be, however.
Weather far too good for cunting cunts you’ve never heard of, so…
Tick tock!
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The irony of a twin cunting despite thoroughgoing aloofness and indifference to this palpable knob jockey .
Akismet… is a cunt.
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His Wikipedia entry:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Courtney
Check out the second paragraph of the Legal Cases section – he obviously doesn’t know one end of a shooter from the other – a pwopahh muggy cannnnnnnttttttttt.
I seem to also recall reading he had some involvement with dodgy P.I. outfit Southern Investigations, much beloved of the late and unlamented News of the World. The details escape me but I suspect it might have something to do with his rumoured status as a low level police grass.
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Just Google imaged his house. Christ on a BMX! I feel for his neighbours as this abomination must have seriously devalued any property within proximity of Courtney’s hovel.
The place looks like a Southend sea front amusement palace – a bit like the Plumstead version of the Kursaal crossed with the house of the fucking Diddy Men in Knotty Ash. I am most surprised the cuntcil hasn’t taken enforcement action to get him to clean up the eyesore. Perhaps they are too scared of Courtney sending ‘sum of ‘is lads araannd to sort ’em aaatt’.
Folicley challenged, wrinkly old cunt with a nose like a parsnip.
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Personally I don’t know if Courtney is aard or not? And neither do I care but I do find him an immensely boring cunt and wouldn’t give him the time of day,
Just droning on and on about being a fucking geezer and knowing this cunt or that cunt isn’t a career!!
I particularly like the comparison of this pound shop krays house to the kursaal in Southend…… 👍
He actually bears a passing resemblance to isac favourite Chris spivey ? Maybe Dave Courtney is being played by an actor? Maybe just maybe it’s all a fucking hoax ?
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I reckon that Rylan Clark could knock fuck into this plastic hard man and still have enough left in the tank to administer a beating to Double D.
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I’ve had harder semi’s…
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