Channel 4’s Food Unwrapped

Posted on February 28, 2019 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Channel 4s food unwrapped
Not the programme, the fuckwits that allow the presenters to toss it off all round the world to find out how a fucking pea grows.
Just watched them fly to New York for a two minute piece on how to grind corn in order to make a tortilla.
Fucking slackers.
Tune in next week to watch Matt Tebbit fly to Antigua to shit out last nights kebab like a local.
Piss taking Cunts.

Nominated by The Cunt of Monte Cristo

25 thoughts on “Channel 4’s Food Unwrapped”

Komodo on February 28, 2019 at 10:41 am said:

The world increasingly resembles a bad mushroom trip. I reach for reality and it’s not there. People watch this shit?

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- Black and White cunt on February 28, 2019 at 11:06 am said:
  
  Unfortunately they do Komodo, with the saturation of TV channels the totally useless, mind warping shite on TV is unbelievable. No wonder there are so many thick cunts. There isn’t much they won’t make a ‘Show’ about these days.
  There will probably be a ‘What happens to your toilet waste’ in the near future.
  
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  - Liberal Liquidator on February 28, 2019 at 11:42 am said:
    
    I have seen one advertised on C5, ‘Who needs a Man When You’ve Got a Spray Tan’. Orange botox filled Scouse chavettes ‘celebrating’ single motherhood. What the fuck. As a fellow ducker and diver B&WC, have you been stocking up on Notting Hill essentials like Evian bottled water and quails eggs to sell at a tidy profit for when/if Brexit happens?
    
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  - Black and White cunt on February 28, 2019 at 5:14 pm said:
    
    I have been stocking up on essentials LL, feel a bit out of place round here now with all these super rich cunts around. Won’t get in the way of me doing a bit of wheeling and dealing to the cunts after Brexit though.
    The rich cunts round here only use Evian for washing up and maybe brushing their teeth now. I have been buying Alaskan glacier water for a bargain price of £70 a litre… Gotta be worth £400 a litre after Brexit… When all our taps stop working and it stops raining everywhere.
    
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  - Liberal Liquidator on February 28, 2019 at 5:42 pm said:
    
    When the electricity is turned off and they cant charge their glorified golf buggy smart cars, I will be laughing with my extortionately priced fold-up hipster bikes.
    
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Cuntstable Cuntbubble on February 28, 2019 at 10:57 am said:

They are an irritating, profligate shower of cunts. However, it could be worse, at least Greg Wallace isn’t in.

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Sixdog Vomit on February 28, 2019 at 11:01 am said:

When you receive public funding you can waste it on shit no one wants.

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sick of it on February 28, 2019 at 11:04 am said:

Off topic, Lammy the cunt on TV this morning….we dont need any more white saviours.

Slagged off Stacey Dooley for posting a pick holding a black child.

He stated that there are sky scrappers in Lagos…. wow , first fucking thing out of his mouth that isnt a lie.

More anti white propaganda, well where I do agree is that we shouldnt be in africa raising and giving out money for this that and the other, let them find their own way simple, and Lammy can fuck off over there to be ‘King’

What a fucking cunt this guy is, maybe Arica will be balck enough for him because the UK is far too white.

He must have been off form, never mentioned his good friend who died in Grenfell.

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- Sixdog Vomit on February 28, 2019 at 11:06 am said:
  
  David Lammy is a massive cunt. He plays to the black vote because there is no other reason to vote for him. Decent black folk who are are trying to get on with their lives must despise him more than I do.
  
  Massive self indulgent cunt he is.
  
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  - King Cunt on February 28, 2019 at 1:04 pm said:
    
    Id love to know where the cunts would be without white help in these shithole countries. That being said though Stacy Dooley is an attention seeking cunt as well. She probably got that kid as a gift from its father as payment for him to log her in the arsehole.
    
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  - Black and White cunt on February 28, 2019 at 5:22 pm said:
    
    Lammy is a whopper of a cunt. Jumps on any bandwagon that’s abaaaht race.
    Wanker doesn’t even realise how annoying he is and thinks he’s some sort of spokesman for the Black community.
    Cunt is suffering from delusions of granduer. The fat cunt.
    
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Willie stroker on February 28, 2019 at 11:04 am said:

Cannot bear Jimmy Doherty and refuse to watch anything with him in it.

Can just about watch Jamie Oliver cookery programmes with Mrs Stroker only because the recipes look good. Apart from that cannot bear him (or his Remoaner lefty luvvies).

Thankfully has not introduced his fucking wife and kids into the programme yet as so many “celebrity chefs” do but suspect only a matter of time.

New train series with Tony Robinson. Another fucking paid for jolly. Quite like Chris Tarrant, Michael Portillo and Michael Palin but how many more train journey programmes do we really need?

And Johanna Lumley in Japan? Love Japan but Garden Bridge bitch Lumley can fuck right off. Not interested in anything she has to do or say.

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Sir Limply Stoke on February 28, 2019 at 11:11 am said:

Food Unwrapped? A natural successor to one orf those worse than shite unboxing videos on YouTube. Never seen it, will never see it, but imagine a coupla media hags with tombstone teeth plucking pheasants or ripping the skin orf a rabbit. Need to be savvy with a bunny – the ears need a bit orf a tug and the pelt can stick around the arsehole. Hmmm. “Sir Limply’s Game Unwrapped” – a possible niche market, might well be a goer.

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- HBelindaHubbard on February 28, 2019 at 11:33 am said:
  
  I’d like to see some lobsters dealing with Caffy Newman…
  
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- Komodo on February 28, 2019 at 12:36 pm said:
  
  “I’m a Celebrity, I’ll Gut Your Fox” would have me enthralled, tbh. Starting with the Commons front benchers.
  
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  - Sir Limply Stoke on February 28, 2019 at 1:48 pm said:
    
    Old Reynard (the fox) don’t have much currency in the kitchen old heart. Do leave the liver well alone, dried and powdered ’tis one orf the most powerful and rapid laxatives orn this earth. We simple country folk take much pleasure sprinkling a dose or three orn a toiney cunt’s curry. A proper arse blaster.
    You must try me pheasant vindaloo if ever you should find yourself in these parts..
    
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  - Komodo on February 28, 2019 at 1:59 pm said:
    
    Thanks for the ancien cuisine tip, Sir L, but I may say that I would never contemplate fox, be it roast with stuffing, boiled with carrots or indeed pulverised and truffled. I was thinking of the godawful smell our representatives would be enjoying along with the (ewww, Diane) disgusting bloody innards of the beast. Think I’d insist the fox had been a town one, well aged, and roadkill, so as not to incur Fiddler’s wrath. Gentlemen do not shoot foxes, after all.
    
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J R Cuntley on February 28, 2019 at 11:14 am said:

I’m not keen on leaving the house at the moment. Everytime I do, I imagine that people are hurling pork pies and chicken drumsticks at me.
The Doctor thinks I’m suffering from picnic attacks….

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sick of it on February 28, 2019 at 12:02 pm said:

Food programs, fuck off

Cunts

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- Ruff Tuff Creampuff on February 28, 2019 at 12:19 pm said:
  
  Made by cunts, presented by cunts, watched by cunts.
  
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  - Sir Limply Stoke on February 28, 2019 at 2:00 pm said:
    
    But does anyone actually eat the stuff Ruff Tuff Fluff or is it all dumped on the homeless along with the Frey Bentos pies?
    
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  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on March 1, 2019 at 10:35 am said:
    
    Ha ha – eaten by cunts, one way or another.
    
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The Big Chunky Cunty on February 28, 2019 at 1:01 pm said:

I’d love to smash Rios face in with a demolition wrecking ball. His constant angry scowl just fucks me right off and needs remodelling. Are you a footballer, semi-competent commentator, or aspiring architect.. I can’t tell.

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- Sir Limply Stoke on February 28, 2019 at 1:54 pm said:
  
  “Cunt” just aboit sums it up. If Ferdinand’s phizzog has never graced these august pages may I suggest TBCC that you do us the favour orf nominating same.
  
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Sgt Maj Cunt on February 28, 2019 at 9:55 pm said:

I see two blokes with beards. I don’t have a tv, but beards = cunts.

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