Owen Jones

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Ok a juicy cunting for Owen Jones.

My reason for yet another cunting for this horrible shit is this video:

https://youtu.be/myVZobTORg4

Watch it, but you need to make it past 5 minutes and his pathetic little piece where he seems totally unaware that calling everyone who disagrees with him a fascist is a childish argument. However he loves childish arguments as the rest of the video shows. He goes on about the rise in fascism (his word for honest people not what you and I would call fascist), and how the Conservative Party somehow created it all, because of course nobody apart from him can think for themselves etc.

It’s a This Week video; Portillo, Neal and guest proceed to make him look stupid by speaking the truth, nothing new there then.

But look at the way the oily tick conducts himself. He’s like a frustrated teenager at college constantly interrupting the class because he’s delusional. It’s embarrasing.

But even more, and a point I have made many times, he is so much like the parody character Ollie Plimsolls from the League of Gentleman series that it’s amazing. Just have a look at this video, just the first in a google search.

His mannerisms, the way he speaks, the underlying resentment and bitterness, it’s all there!

Owen Jones is so much of a cunt that a parody of a cunt is accidentally and frighteningly highly accurate.

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags

93 thoughts on “Owen Jones”

  1. I understand that Mr. Jones is yet another homosexual. I can only assume the reason he gets booked so often is because current affairs producers are all poofters and fancy him. They certainly don’t book him for his mind.

    I suppose he is runner-up to Tom Daley now Mr D has married another man and is with child.

    Funny lot TV chappies

  2. Owen Jones is full of shit, absolutely A Cunt For All Seasons.
    I said on a recent nom. that all connoisseurs of cuntishness should treasure the horrible little twat. I would like to see him honoured on here with the title of National Cunt.

  3. He is the little thumb sucking, foot stamping brat who never grew up. A manifestation of every preachy student union zealot and spotty snowflake, his arguments centring on identity politics and jackanory idealism just don’t cut it in a sensible debate.

    He seems to be the result of ‘Little Emperor Syndrome’, constantly told he’s special and NEVER told “no”, the hissy fits and walkouts from interviews speak for themselves.

    • From the jejune to the senile. Following master Jones, one of the worst Jocks in history has crawled out of his coffin again:

      https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/01/17/gordon-brown-calls-brexit-delayed-year-government-works-people/

      Still, it could be worse. Last weekend the BBC dragged the cadavar of portly Woy Hattersley (86) out of the woodwork to beg for no Brexit.

      Why don’t these old cunts just take the money they accrued and run, and lets never forget that it was old Jockstrap Brown who enobled the mincing Mandy – surely the worst decision any PM ever made.

      • I’ve never forgotten that porcine slavering gobshite Hattersley declaring, during a TV interview many years ago, that politicians deserved to be treated with much more respect and regard by mere “ordinary” folk
        Fuck off, you pointless fat cunt….

  4. He looks like the runt of the litter. Wait no, that’s disrespectful of animals. He has the facial features of a ringpiece.

    • My ringpiece says that’s disrespectful to ringpieces!

      I’m also reliably informed that Owen Jones wasn’t actually born, they just scraped a pile off his mother’s ringpiece and it grew into what he is now.

      • I always thought he was simply the product of a wank scraped in with a rusty dessert spoon.

  5. Where do I begin with this jumped up little twat. Every time I see our hear him he just reminds me of a well trained parrot. He just keeps spouting the same phrases over and over again and never shuts the fuck up!!
    As CRW has mentioned he blames the Conservative party for absolutely everything. I’ll quite happily take my share of the blame for Brexit and the rise of his version of “fascism”, but he’ll never blame us because he’s so desperate to be seen as a “man of the people”. He keeps claiming to speak for the working class but has absolutely no desire whatsoever to speak to them. Just like his fellow Guardianistas I’ll bet every time he sees a working class person his first reaction is to turn into Ana Kasparian and think to himself “I’m fucking better than you, much better than you!”
    Along with Polly Toynbee and all the rest of those cunts at Guardian Towers, he’s your typical champagne socialist – an upper middle class trust fund kid who’s never known real hardship. His disconnect from the working class is real and isn’t it ironic how the right-wing parties are now the ones defending the working classes?! But then again it’s fitting when you see how the so-called “anti-racists” have become the new racists, the “anti-sexists” are the new sexists and the “anti-fascists” are the new fascists. It’s as if western society has been turned on its head and it’s remarkable just how completely and utterly deluded the Left have become.

    • Cruel to parrots, I fear.

      More like the Dingle’s budgie, Onan, that keeps spilling his seed…

  6. Why is he so twitchy all the time, constantly moving and touching his face? Who does he think he’s fooling with his contrived flow of “umm” and “hmm” while the other person speaks? Is it to intimidate? Similarly, why is he always squirming in his seat as if someone’s flicking the on/off switch on his arse dildo?

    He huffs and moans in a peremptory way when somebody dares correct him. Evidently he imagines himself to be a rambunctious, contrary intellectual, though to others he behaves like a petulant, spoilt nephew in every interview and consequently makes me feel a bit stabby.

    • I fear he may have a permanent drone up his arse, which accounts for his bizarre vocalisations. Defo radio-cuntrolled.

    • The body language is that of a liar. But not of a liar with the sense to realise he’s showing it. Needs some acting lessons, and The Global Institute for Global Tony Bliar will be pleased to arrange this in return for an imaginative fee.

    • If I was ever in an interview with him present I suspect I would not be able to refrain from asking if he had special needs or just had to go to the toilet.

  7. Jones does love the old Gish Gallop. The only way to stop him is to pick one comment, stick to it like a dog with a bone, ignore everything else he says, and bulldoze him into a tantrum. I’d fucking love to have a go at him in public. The far right killed Jo Cox, no they didn’t, a nutjob did. You know Owen, when a Muslim kills it’s nothing whatsoever to do with Islam, it’s a lone wolf, and hey! Nutjob. The rancid duplicity of cunts like him does vex me, very vexed in fact.

  8. I always hit the mute button whenever this tiresome little whinger appears on the TV. I don’t think anyone really needs to watch the video clip, to know just how deserved his place is on ISAC.

    • I have honestly never met a single person who thinks that Jones is anything other than a complete skidmark, always ready to hurl his parrotlike insults of fascist, racist, xenophobe etc at anyone and everyone who has the temerity to disagree with him. The standing joke with the twat is that he epitomises all that he purports to condemn, and doesn’t realise it for a second. As I said earlier, truly a cunt for connoisseurs of cuntitude to treasure, and the best thing to do is to have a laugh at his expense.

  9. I can honestly say that I pay more attention to a random dog having a shit than anything this little fucker has to say and usually turn over or just go and do something else.

  10. I’d love to see this cunt take on say , Ben Shapiro.

    He’d probably storm out though when he gets obliterated , like he did when Douglas Murray made him look like the cunt he is.

  11. The absolute template of a cunt. He obviously doesn’t realise what an absolute annoying little twerp he is. Genuinely can’t stand this little wanker but then again he’d probably think me a fascist for voting for brexit. Champion of the working class? Hilarious.

  12. Very reminiscent of the Little Britain upstart Daffyd, the Only Gay in the Village.

    The classic interview was the one with the delectable JHB, where the petulant little cunt stormed off because the host and JHB didn’t agree with his premise that the ‘MGBGTV8’ Orlando shootings proved that the bender community had been specifically targeted.

    Both tried to argue against Jones who was turning the debate into a homophobe/victim bandwagon for his own political ends, and instead tried to retain perspective that the victims were people, whatever their sexuality.

    A simpering, facile operator who clearly needs some more cock up his arsehole to mellow him.

    Krav? Mince Pie Guy? Coo-eee!

  13. He is my top of my most hated, i am sure i couldnt be in the sane room as him without smacking the cunt in the mouth.

    I watched the “performance” on This Week, I was sure Andrew Neil was going to deck him but unfortunately he didn’t.

    He is such a little shit, everything is far right…. , I would be happy to show him my right (hook)

    CUNT

      • Ah good it had the car crash interview on it….
        I very much enjoyed watching that again. Thanks rtc.

      • Evening RTCP.

        Did you hear the Mogg vs OBrien “interview” the other day? Christ almighty, the worst “interview” I’ve ever heard. Unbelievable condescending twat – Mogg has the patience of a saint but towards the end he started to lose his temper due to the utter, utter cunt nature of OBrien.

        Mogg utterly obliterated him with his superior understanding of the subject matter.

        Warning. May cause severe vexation of piss:
        https://youtu.be/mh5SLFRQ4Zg

      • I heard it live Chunky – O’Brien using every crooked trick in the book to wind Mogg up and prevent him from developing his argument, piss well boiled afterwards!

        JR-M may have got the better of the cunt, but you can see how hard it must be for the ordinary, inarticulate cunt in the street to get past O’Shithead’s clever sleight of hand ‘debating’ tactics…

      • I watched it the other day and only managed about 3 or 4 minutes (I think, it felt like an eternity).
        O’brien’s cuntitude (can you even put 2 apostrophes in the same word?) Was off the fucking scale.
        I had to turn off before someone dialled 999.

  14. Off topic, the Diane Fatbott creature is on question time tonight…. look out for the flopping back into the seat and folding of arms…. looks likes a petulant child

    • And the.. over emphasising of.. pauses during a banal.. sentence. Whilst.. simultaneously rolling her… eyes into the.. back of her.. ..head.

      • The eyes rolling back – this is where she is looking up at the studio ceiling where the floor manager hangs a super-large bucket of KFC.

        The Flabbot has an extraordinarily short span of attention, so the tease of a bucket of juicy chiggun pieces suspended off a wire is the only thing that keeps her from dozing off.

      • When she leaves Parliament she will have trouble getting a job as a fruit machine…or rent out her fanny as a winter refuge for insects…bet it pongs.

      • Flabbatomus: If… the PEO-ple ….WANT another referendum … then the GOV-ernment must decide to VOTE on WHETH-er to GIVE the people the CHANCE to CHANGE their mind….to TELL the Government to resc-…to repe-…to cancel Article 150 and to ALLOW the PEO-ple to have a fourth referendum ….and this is impera…impera…very important….BEFORE the 33rd March.

      • On the subject of those who should be elevated to the status of National Cunt, may I propose Flabbott the Hutt as well

      • I wonder if Jabba the Flabbott’s interview will be on Stage 1 Mathematics for fucktards? I’m guessing probably not. Poor old Jezza’s been hobbling around in pain ever since he tried to scale the summit of Mount Lardmore and scorched his balls on the lightbulb.

      • Haha! That probably explains the wide open hippo mouth motion too. Pure reflex in the anticipation of catching little drips of grease that permeated the bucket base.

        Om nom nom.

  15. His bizarre comment about Jo Cox being murdered by the far right is like saying that John Lennon was murdered by Beatles fans. I hope Andrew Neil’s lawyers are preparing to annihilate this little prick. He’s no match for Brillo, it’s like David and Goliath.

  16. This turd is crying out to be infected with the AIDS.
    A pox on the clever scientists who got it under control with drug combinations.
    Without their interference, there would be a great many less sponging Africans, worthless druggies and condom-eschewing promiscuous fruits.

  17. I have never before cunted, abused or been unkind to those of “special need” those “retarded” in some way, or those socially excluded because of mental infirmity.

    As the said gentleman clearly belongs to such a group, may I wish him well and hope a cure can be found for his many ailments tin the aforementioned list of defects.

    • From time to time, I consider the appropriateness of my avatar…then chuckle to myself because Joey Deacon was so damned funny.

  18. I cannot understand why News shows especially Sly give him more air time than anyone else ? Is it novelty value, hoping the little cunt walks off the show in a tantrum ?

    • They probably all went to the same “special” school together fenton.
      All the clever rich cunts went into banking, the dunces went into journalism and politics.
      ….that’s how it seems to me anyway.

  19. Owen Jones is indeed one of the biggest cunts that this cuntry has ever produced.
    A fucking moron.
    Every time I see or hear him it makes my piss boil, but what fucks me off the most is that the fucking corrupt governcunt STEAL money out of my pocket and hand it to this cunt so he can continue spouting his shit!
    He’s also a fucking liar! (As if you need me to tell you).
    Turns out his claims after the brexit betrayal march (15,000 leftists vs a few hundred brexiteers …. a humiliating defeat to Tommy Robinson and all us leave fascists) turned out to be 5000 brexiteers vs 1000 lefties….. that’s according to the met police.

    I’ll dig out the link if I can sober up enough 😁…..

  20. The eternal bumboy. Passed around like a box of biscuits to everyone who fancies a poke at his jammy dodger. What other reason could there actually be for his persistent appearances on news outlets?

  21. If ever we needed a reminder that the media had been well and truly over run by the metro liberal elites Owen fucking Jones is the perfect example.

    He really is ten types of cunt.

    You can’t debate this little sack of shit, if he’s not interrupting you he’ll be getting agitated so that the cameras have no option but to focus on him.

    This bastard cunt is the embodiment of everything that’s bad about Snowflakes.

    Reasoned debate, no chance, taking your point, no chance, agreeing to disagree, no chance, understanding we’re all different, no chance, unless you’re black, lesbian or a woofter of course.

    Owens favourite shut down word is ‘fascist’. Anything that he doesn’t like the sound of is ‘fascist’, anyone from the ‘right’ is a fascist, Wolverhampton Wanderers are ‘fascist’, Cadbury’s fruit and nut bars are ‘fascist’, the Lollypop lady who stopped the traffic without warning is a ‘fascist’, the dog shitting in the park is a ‘fascist’, in this cunts eyes anything and I mean anything he doesn’t like the sound of is fascist.

    How utterly ironic is it that the definition of a fascist is a total disrespect of democracy and freedom of opinion and that’s putting it mildly.

    How on earth have we got to a point in life where some little cunt of a Trot is given hour upon hour of airtime in the national media (Al-Beeb) et al to call out anyone or any opinion he doesn’t agree with by using deliberately offensive and perjoritive terms.

    What a shame he wasn’t a friend of Stuart Lubbock.

  22. I can’t wait for the day I get to watch on tele, from far away from the AL-UK-EUSSR mind you, ‘turkeys voting for Christmas’ gays like Jones and Cressida Dick being ‘dealt with’ by the new rulers of the country that they’ve ushered in and prostrated before.

  23. Usually assiduously avoid any contact with the little toss rag, digital or otherwise. It is a little gay scream baby, the longer and louder it screams the more attention it gets. Watched the lead in video, was much as expected and so like other scream babies going back in the generations. Problem is even hairy arsed old big beasts like Andrew Neil indulge it when the proper response is to tell it forcibly to cunt orf then ignore it. If Yours Truly was on a programme with it YT would not acknowledge its presence other then give it a left hander, OK and a right hander for balance.

  24. James O’Shithead. Try to explain him. He went to Ampleforth. I was there a little while ago and was struck by how polite the students were. The genuinely shocking rudeness it is a rebellion against that. I do not know how fellow cunters can listen to him. His voice is excrutiating. I don’t listen to the radio for fear. The only mistake I make sometimes is when I google Rees-Mogg to see what he’s been saying. Images from the LBC website appear. My innards recoil just at the sight of him. Lounging on the desk with those stupid headphones on. The bitty ginger beard. Sweating.

  26. Anyone want their piss boiled?
    Remember the Syrian that had a playground alteration with another child?
    ….just like the altercations we all had at school…. only we didn’t get £180,000 or whatever for it….
    Want an update?
    Man I wish I was a lottery winner or something
    Why do the left think it’s ok to persecute kids?
    It wasn’t about race and even if it was, THEY’RE KIDS!
    Fuckin disgraceful…

    https://youtu.be/E-DFiWseIrk

  27. I cannot abide this jumped up, opinionated little shit stain. What a shame a sink hole didn’t open up under that sofa he was sitting on there.

    He needs to look up the definition of a ‘Traitor’, which in part is ‘a person who betrays their country and/or a cause.’ The country in this situation are the citizens of this country who in the majority voted to leave the EU.

    This prick is against that, so he is against THE COUNTRY, therefore, he is a TRAITOR. He can deny this ’til kingdom come, but that is exactly what the little poof turd is.

    He chastises the ire and understandable indignation of those protesters, but I am without doubt that he has no such issue at all with the Far Left, who whilst protesting have torn down or defaced monuments and shit all over the memorials to dead servicemen who died FIGHTING THE FAR RIGHT and for their freedom to be the arseholes they are. The disgusting irony is lost on them entirely.

    HYPOCRITE is the word for this manchild.

    I got a few minutes in to this video, but could not stand one more minute of his tripe, so fast forwarded to the interview bit. For the record, I think Michael Portillo is great on this programme. He always has an intelligent and informed response to mouthy bellends like Jones and can hold his own with decorum. Jones was clearly losing his cool here with all of the twitching and squirming he was demonstrating.

    Plus what was the constant water slurping about? Was he trying to rinse away the remnants of Catweazel’s cum from last night’s tryst? I wouldn’t be AT ALL surprised.

    CUNT.

  28. I’d love to see Owen Jones accelerating downwards at 9.81 metres/sec/sec, from any building, although the higher the better. I don’t care whether his fall is self inflicted or carried out by a third party, likely an ISAC contributor or one of the peaceful types. The result would be the same. It would be even better if any firemen holding a net below gave a cry of “Olé” and whipped the fucker away at the last moment. I’d laugh until I pissed myself. I’d also like the same outcome for Tom Daley, although I’d allow him to aim for a pint glass full of water.

    • Well the way things are going in this Mo’ loving elitist establishment you may well get your wish sooner that you think.

      Cherish the day you hear the cunt scream from the shard:

      “IT’S NOT ALL MUSL…” – SPLAT!!!

    • “Jump, you fucker, jump….
      He jumped, hit the deck, broke his fucking neck, there was no blanket.
      Laugh? We nearly shat!!….”
      -Derek & Clive.

    • ‘I’d love to see Owen Jones accelerating downwards at 9.81 metres/sec/sec…’

      I’d rather see him accelerating downwards at 32 ft, 2 and 1/4 inches/sec/sec, Euro-cunt that he is.
      Screw him. Whitworth or BSF, don’t care.

      • I was going to include the Imperial equivalent of metric gravitational acceleration, but didn’t think any of the younger cunters would understand. As you know, the construction industry in the UK changed from Imperial measurements to metric around 1971, so only old cunts like you and me, Komono, are bilingual. However, I don’t mind which system is used, as long as the little cunt meets his end (and no-one else’s).

    • I’m sure that that Bum Bandit Jones is well versed in going down onto something very fast.

  29. A nice balanced panel on Cuntstion Time, 5 remoaners and one Brexiter.

    Ahhh, the fair and balanced ABBC, how I’ll relish seeing your Royal Charter disappear from under your feet, you fucking cunts!

    That’s 20,950 jobs washed away as able and competent workers seek to replace on-message fuckwits manning – or is that “personning” in AL-BEEB speak – the stations, if indeed this once great (and truly impartial) flea-ridden carcass is worth saving!

    Yes it is the largest broadcaster in the world, peddling lefty-libbo bollocks from arsehole to breakfast time.

    And we pay for the privilege of being told we’re waycist, thick cunts all day, every day.

    Funny cos I don’t reckon Mo’ and his beloved crew pay the mandate like us gullible hated cunts do!

    Like the Clinton News Network has
    tanked in the states, so has the AL-BEEB with it’s progressive mantra of inclusivity and diversity whilst completely ignoring facts, or the sentiment eschewed to the cunts by the majority of the license paying public!

    https://youtu.be/hNHum_QmIEE

    P.S. Owen Jones literally is the “Double-Take” brother that wasn’t Harry Enfield! Cunt!

  30. Just watching question time…….. What the fuck is wrong with flabbots teeth!!!?!?!?!??

    • Yeah I was thinking that.

      Mind you those wing bones can be harsh at times you know, especially in the Colonel’s recipe.

      Notice how the cunt shut the fuck up when the lady (thank God) called her out for being a useless cunt of a minister!

      Unfortunately she was white, so no doubt WAYCIST!

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