Nish Kumar

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Nish Kumar. So called comedian. What a cunt. Just seen him on that other programme full of cunts, “Question Time”, where ,typical of all leftie cunts, he uses insults to try and smear a well respected Times columnist as a “racist bigot”. I’ve occasionally seen that other wank stain of a programme “The Mash Report” , hosted by this cunt and it isn’t funny, just full of the usual anti-Brexit, metropolitan leftie shit like all the other BBC so-called comedy programmes. I nominate this person for a good cunting

 

Nominated by Cuntfinder General

60 thoughts on “Nish Kumar”

  1. Luckily, I’ve made my peace with the fact that I’m an ignorant,irrelevant bigot and racist who is too thick to understand that the only view that counts is the one held by the sneering metropolitan elite.
    The media is infested by “Nish Kumar” types…every panel-show is just a platform for them to spout their views. No matter that a fair percentage of the potential audience doesn’t agree with them,their patronising drivel is what is now expected and duly delivered. I just don’t bother putting them on. I watch very little in the way of tv,just the odd documentary and the old film and drama channels.

    I was going to single out this Nish Kumar and that Raggy Ragmehesh (or whatever he’s called),but that would be unfair. I’ve seen very little of them,and can’t imagine that they’re any worse than the assorted lezzas and other minorities who dominate most of these shows.

    Fuck them.

    I’m off to make up a packed dinner for the dogs….apparently they’ve joined forces with a Mr. Bamboo and are planning to hunt down some Opinionated Cunt . They’re as mad as Fuck….and the dogs aren’t too happy either.

    🙂 .

    • I’ve never heard of Nish Kumar but I expect he plies his trade in Londonistan.

      Londonistan, a place that used to be the capital of England but has now separated itself into its own caliphate. You have to pay to get in, it’s run by a tanned version of Tyrion Lannister and has more foreigners and weirdos than the rest of the world put together.

      Looks like the handbags came out last night on the BBC News thread, glad I went to bed early.

      Goodbye for now.

    • Yes I was following that Mr Fiddler. Opinionated opined that Mr Bamboo was in the wrong. Mr Bamboo replied that he wasn’t. Opinionated again opined that he was in the wrong. Mr Bamboo insisted that he wasn’t. And that was the end of it. He was unbending.

  2. He ticks all the boxes, leftie, ethnic minority, anti Brexit, probably enjoys a knob or two, LGBT friendly etc etc.
    The fact that he is a a talentless, completely unfunny cunt seems not to matter these days

    • Being an unfunny cunt seems to be the criteria for inclusion into BBC comedy (sic) shows these days.

      See also Katheryn Ryan, Sara Pascoe, Lou Sanders, Holly Walsh, David O’Doherty et al.

      They all need to fuck off.

  3. Great cunting, but I can’t decide who is the most unfunny between this prick and that other arrogant effnik twat Romesh Ramadangadingdong.

    A product of a multicultural, millennial Londonistan upbringing, Kumar has clearly been unable to progress his material beyond that conjured up during his days at Durham University. I wouldn’t pay to see him live. Trendy hipsters may, but alas for him, unless Radio 2 or 4 give him a permanent gig his shelf life as a ‘comedian’ may be somewhat limited.

    One can only hope. A real cunt’s cunt. It would be amusing to see him suffer a bout of explosive diarrhoea during QT. That would take the arrogant, irritating shit down a peg or two.

  4. Good cunting.

    Another leftie blabbermouth in the same vein is Adil Ray, the unfunny cunt in that piece of shite choice of BBC programming called ‘Citizen Khan.’

    I have never seen a full episode of it (I would rather take an extended holiday at a leper colony) but from clips alone, it is about as funny as a dose of the clap. Out of character, this Ray bloke is a conceited, opinionated fuck, always spouting about racism and sticking his oar into Brexit. Gotta laugh at his show that basically takes the piss out of Pakis and mocks their community, but then he takes issue with ‘waycism’. I guess it is acceptable to poke fun when you yourself are an ‘effnic’, but not when whitey does it.

    So-called ‘comedians’ such as him and that Kumar cunt always believe they are far funnier than they actually are, because their arrogance tells them so and that MUST be right.

    CUNTS.

  5. I have no problems with people who express differing opinions to mine, no matter how wrong they are, or whether expressed by a cunt of this magnitude.

    What I do have a problem with is the undue exposure that the impartial and unbiased BBC give to this rubbish. If he wants to spin a yarn around his political agenda, then he should do this in the free market of private broadcasting and not at my expense.

    Therefore the dear old BEEB are, and will always be, Cunts with a capital “C”.

  6. From the wasteland that is R4 ‘Comedy’ I can only report that Kumar’s appearances there are blatantly structured to make us all feel warm and receptive to waves of immigration from the subcontinent. And like other ethnics and wimminz, his material is far too self-referential. Any cunt with a vestigial sense of humour can be funny about their own existence; it’s getting outside that which makes for great comedy.
    Coming soon, I gather, Hugh Dennis, from the sadly degraded Now Show, is to be reincarnated for the purposes of laffs as a snail. I can hardly wait. Indeed, I won’t.

    Bring back Galton and Simpson, and a bit of discipline, I say.

    • Have fond memories of a Punt and Dennis sketch involving an exploding hoover… Haven’t managed to track it down yet.
      Reeves and Mortimer and their two frog characters going for a fart in the park were good.
      “Milky, milky” was excellent, but now sadly makes me think of Lucarse’s droopy tits and cracked nips.

  7. This cunt is a giant among ‘comedians’. He outclasses a field of humour-free talent by a country mile. As funny as an ebola outbreak.

    Bernard Manning would have ripped this cunt and his ilk to shreds.

  8. Off road slightly, but sure Nish would approve:

    ***BREAKING PROJECT HYSTERIA NEWS!***

    Professor Christopher Millett on radio just now – apparently he’s done some SERIOUS research, and he’s found that in the event of a No Deal Brexit:

    12,000 PEOPLE WILL DIE!!

    Why?

    Because the price of fruit and vegetables might go up for a bit.

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/01/28/imperial-college-london-criticised-saying-brexit-could-cause/

    You couldn’t make it up.

      • More than likely, cos the sort of cunts these professors say will die don’t eat fruit and vegetables anyway.

      • Ha – you beat me to it!

        Cunt.

        That’ll teach me not to double check before posting.

      • Restoring the balance, the price of Audis, BMWs and Mercedes – and many bicycles – will go up, potentially *saving* thousands of lives.

    • Mrs Plastic is going crazy-‘Will there be lettuces? Tell me, I need to know- WILL THERE BE LETTUCES!!!!!’

      • I hope not Miles. We hate lettuces.

        But it’s not all doom and gloom. You’ll be heartened to hear that James O’Brien is feeling very “compassionate” today. He wants to stop bashing cunts for voting Leave, cos he now feels “sorry” for them. He wants to put his “arms around them” instead, cos it “wasn’t their fault they believed all the lies” that made them vote for Brexit…

        He’s a beautiful guy.

      • NO !!!!
        The twat salad is off !!!
        Aaaaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhh !!!
        I didn’t know what I was voting for.

      • I have stockpiled lettuce and tomato. They are in my garage covered by a protective layer of green mould.
        My spare au-pairs are looking after my hoard.

  9. Morning chaps.
    9:38 and this uppity dark1e nobody has only warranted a dozen comments; that’s how unimportant he is.

  10. He looks like someone off ‘ Carry On Up The Khyber ‘
    ‘ The Khasi of Kalabar ‘
    Get to fuck.

    • Morning Jack.
      Why are you having a shitty day then?
      Have some Um Bong0s moved in next door and are eyeing up your missus?

      • Good morning Mr. Cunt Engine. Nothing as exciting as that thankfully, although she would make a hearty stew that would keep a colony of ’em going for a while.
        No, it’s the bloody awful weather, which has conspired to keep me indoors at the mercy of Mrs. Cunters incessant DIY requests.
        I’m sick of decorating, roll on Summer.

  12. The ‘Classic’ Aisan comedy sketch is always said to be ‘Going for an English’. Very mildly amusing. I don’t actually think Asians can be funny. They don’t really get English humour. Their not really immersed in traditional English culture. Their not aware of the nuances of English mirth. Their not Full English.

  13. The Mash report, like the Last Leg and other leftie gloat-fest The 10 o’clock, is even worse when you realise what they try to copy; John Oliver, Stephen Colbert and John Stewart from yankeeland.

    All together now…’ORANGE MAN BAD!’

    The studio audiences are anaemic grooniad and indie reading yoof who bray and clap like seals at the fashionable celebrity opinions.

    Fuck them and fuck quota-approved ‘comedians’ like Nish Bum-rah

    • I used to like the last leg until the missus told me I should be laughing with them, not at them, and took away my remote control privileges.
      That no voice guy is funny as fuck too, if you switch the volume off.

  14. “Heurgh heurgh heurgh! Eeenfeedels!”
    (Bernard Bresslaw RIP)
    Funnier than this cunt will ever be…

  15. Anyway we’ve got our own English comedy talent to support. That’s only right. Russell Howard has a new programme soon. ‘Russell Howard and His Mum’. I would expect all cunters to tune in. It is our national duty.

    • I would watch it so that I could cunt the shit out of it but I still haven’t recovered from watching 15 minutes of the pledge the other day…. I don’t think my heart can take it.
      Has that wonky eyed snowflake cunt been cunted on here yet?
      I hope someone can step up to the plate and take one for the team, as I say, I’m still recovering. I don’t have the strength anymore 😁.

      • Even though it is a national duty it’s just too great a task for me. I know this is showing cowardice. But I will have to pass. Maybe there is a younger cunter who could take it on. Indeed It could be used as a sort of ‘rites of passage’ cunting for the younger contingent. Either way whoever takes it on I salute your courage.

      • I would do it but have been diagnosed with PTSD after watching an episode of Noel’s house party back in the eighties.
        Stuart Lee is an annoying leftie cunt comedian but he did a good Russell Howard routine. At least Lee is clever and original, unlike the trendy NPC brigade that are Kumar et al.

  16. I do wonder what the fuck would be on telly now if the don had lost and the UK voted remain? Would all the leftie, so called comedians change sides? As anyone slightly to the right of Stalin are now banned from telly shows, what would they be moaning about?

  17. And to think that the BBC is the same organisation which gave us:
    Only Fools and Horses
    Fawlty Towers
    Not the Nine O’Clock News
    Open All Hours
    The Office
    Little Britain…..

    How the mighty have fallen!

    • I’ve never heard of him, but if he’s getting into Owen Jones, National Cunt territory he must indeed be a colossal cunt.

  19. I remember seeing Kumar when he appeared a few times on Mock the Week when it was worth watching (a few years ago). I recall thinking that 1. He’s not funny 2. He’s an obsequious little psychophant always laughing with that unfunny Irish cunt with the bald head who hosted the show. 3. His “jokes” were all race based and puerile of the “I’ll come and live next door to you” kind. 4. He had a fucking huge chip on both shoulders and conveyed the persona of an ethnic minority victim. In other words ideally qualified to ascend the greasy BBC pole. Give it up Kumar, you don’t make people laugh so you’re not a comedian. Have you thought about advertising crisps, becoming a football commentator and expert on Brexit? You are a complete cunt and so more than qualified.

  20. I think he was the turd head that attacked Melanie Phillips ( what a treasure) on Question Time because she dared to say stop and search of Black men should not have been curtailed ( fact is it is predominantly black people who carry the knifes and do the drug deals). It has nothing to do with their skin and there are plenty of white people in other parts of the chain — production / street sales etc but the point is that if those who carry knifes and we’re using them happened to have purple with blue spots skin then the Police should especially target people of those colours. If I was in charge and anybody had a problem with this approach well for starters they can fuck right off and if they persisted in yapping even just in shouting the policy down I would throw them in Jail – beyond that if they still did not keep their cake holes shut then I would import old sparky from the US and they can fry – the leftie liberal scum bag poisonous cunts.
    Not that I feel strongly about this you will all understand.

  21. Was my last post which seems to have evaporated naughty because I mentioned the use of the electric chair? Just wanting to know for next time so I understand the perameters . I have had several posts disappear recently and one in particular took me 20 minutes to type so I am wondering if it’s a glitch in my phone/PC or if I am over stepping the mark? I can’t imajine so but then I am not the best Judge. please advise. Thanks

    • There are certain trigger words and phrases, some set up, some pre programmed into WordPress (I think that’s what they use, I’m not an expert or anything) that will send a comment directly to moderation. It then goes into a queue until one of the admins gets chance to check comments and clear them or delete them.
      They have to make sure that certain comments, views and trolling don’t make it to comments as it ruins the site for everyone and also runs the risk of old plod kicking everyone’s doors down.

    • I quite often write a comment in my phone notes first or copy to clipboard before posting because i often get the JavaScript error screen. I think it’s my stupid phone, as when I’ve reset the phone, all is well.
      Only seems to happen on the mobile network too, not the Wi-Fi.
      Stupid, shite, fuckin o2 …

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