Moped thieves

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Moped Thieves need a cunting.

Whilst there is no pity for a snowflake having its iphone snatched uploading a selfie or uploading the last meal from Starbucks on instagram – the hitting up females and elderly handbags and screaming off at a gutless speed elevates them to the High Order of Cunts.

The latest Met decision to ram them is only a good one if they are allowed to hit reverse and roll back over on the cunt.

As the hue of skin colour starts from shit brown and goes to Ebony – I am taking bets to how long a court case will be for a Javed or the next aspiring architect to make a million and a new house for the trauma of being knocked off his Chinese vespa following his last hit at Sainsburys.

These cunts should stick to knifing each other.

Nominated by King Cunt

22 thoughts on “Moped thieves”

  1. That’s a great cunting KC, but I think you are being racist, the perpetrators are just a little tanned

  2. This cunting should include motorcycles as it’s the same class of aspiring architects thieving those entirely off the roads and from peoples driveways. Fucking cunts.

    Looking to get myself a 125cc honda but worried I’ll have it a month before it gets pinched by a group of these fuck knuckle cunt flaps.

  3. You have to be a cunt to try and escape on a moped.

    Fuck all would keep up with my Triumph.

    • I scattered a load of the little fuckers on my Bonneville on Saturday. They were at a set of traffic lights, I felt like fucking Moses parting the Red sea!

  4. No doubt all those cunts taking boat taxis into the Kentish coat will be demanding mopeds a week or so after arrival. They’ll have their free house, free benefits, and free education. No need to give them up-to-date mobiles as they already have them.

    Skip the free education, better to give them mopeds to develop their stealing skills. As long as they’re not confused by these electronic goats.

  5. Breaking News. Abu Hamza’s son, arrested in connection with the murder of the nightclub bouncer.

    • Charged with “firearms offences”.

      Will they deport the terrorist cunt? Will they fuck!

    • Thanks for the news Asa, just checked it out.
      Do you think that maybe the people in charge will fucking wake up at long last?

      • Ah yes Thomas, the A-rab tradition of naming your first born after the best looking family member.

        This must have been what Citizen Khan was on about London’s diversity; the son of an Egyptian born terrorist involved in the murder of a Romanian doorman outside a Mayfair block of flats probably owned by a shady Russian.

      • I believe old Abu’ s first name is Mustafa too.

        Mustafa Kamel , you couldn’t make it up . The cunt.

        Good thing about Abu is that he is banged up in ADX Florence , a place guaranteed to destroy him. Ha ha ha.

        Cunt will die there.

  6. Fucking brilliant idea, ramming the cunts fast and fucking hard, helmet or no helmet.
    All for tough policing, once they are off the bike and lying on the floor, give them a good fucking kicking and charge the cunts for getting blood on the boots!

    Feeling lenient today.

  8. Lukaku couldn’t hit a cow’s arse with a banjo, then within a few minutes of coming on scores for Ole… Says all you need to know about Special Cunt Mourinho and his shit style of football….

  9. Pole through the front wheel for these cunts and then afformentioned pole around the head, justice there and then…..and I think the police should be able to run these cunts over….

  10. Apparently the shot from a .50 calibre sniper rifle can go straight through the engine blocks of these 50cc hairdryers.

    If they were to accidentally hit riders though…

    …hand-wringing….
    …hand-wringing….
    …hand-wringing….

    …who cares!

    Just one less “insert aspiring role here” in the world.

  11. Just bring back Jack Regan and George Carter, they knew how to deal with the toerags. Nick ’em bang to rights, a good kicking in the police cell and off to the Scrubs for twenty years. A time when blokes were blokes and birds were birds and they knew their place too.

    • Those were the days. A mug of neat Scotch for breakfast after leaving a young Diane Keen with her norks standing pert and erect, peeping from behind the bri-nylon bed sheets.

      • Diane Keene, fuck me yeah!

        I’m sure I got my first proper boner staring at her “dockers bolts” nips in a tight fitting, red, cable-knit polo neck sweater with a black leather belt tied just above the waistline.

        Not that I remember it in any detail mind… … …

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