Could I please cunt Januhairy?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-46747452
What fuckery is this? Wimmin are being encouraged to grow their body hair, this is so wimmin can embrace their natural hairiness. Apparently as men we should respect a woman’s naturally hairy legs and pits. Fair enough I say, by the same token women should accept men with beards without question.
Once again equality goes out of the window, perfectly acceptable for women to reject bearded men but don’t any man dare say he doesn’t fancy a woman with legs like a chimp and the Amazon jungle under her armpits.
This idea was thought up by some millennial student, surprise fucking surprise, these cunts will be running the country one day, I have given this some thought and I have come to conclusion humanity won’t be wiped out by a meteor impact or a nuclear war, nope we are going to wiped out by terminal bullshit.
It’s amazing how much shite we are sitting back and eating. Any cunt can do what the fuck they want, live and let live. But when the mass media and politicians promote this bullshit and legislate it beyond reproach or question we are truly fucked.
I fucking despair on the stupidity of people these days, how long until paedophilia becomes the next cause? I realise this is a large step from hairy arsed women but it’s all part of the same destructive push to tear down morality and replace it with an anything goes society where nothing is beyond reproach as long as it’s done in the name of diversity and inclusiveness.
News flash cunts; society constructed morality to exclude the more toxic extremes of human depravity from poisoning society. Depravity and perversion still went on but it was understood cunts did their nastiness discreetly and everyone went about their business none the wiser,
Sorry for this rambling poorly constructed cunting which strayed away from the original topic but I’m so fucked off with the free for all and good for very few world that liberal progressives are foisting upon us and destroying young minds with.
Nominated by Sixdog Vomit
A nomination for theme months such as Stoptober, Movember, Veganuary etc…the latest one being Januhairy – this extract from the Daily Mail:
‘A month-long campaign encouraging women to grow out their body hair is happening for the first time.
Januhairy, set up by student Laura Jackson, 21, from Warwickshire aims to help women love and accept their natural hair while raising money for charity – rather like a female version of Movember.’
Is the charity for something worthwhile? Apparently this daft cow is hoping to raise £1,000 for a charity that encourages ‘body confidence’
Well, the fact that she is a drama student should be enough for a nomination to ISAC, this bullshit campaign endorses it.
Nominated by Mystic Maven
Christ on a bike what next.
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I have to say that I don’t mind a bit of scrag under an arm or on a leg, it simply doesn’t bother me. In fact, I insist on it around the gash. The horror of peeling off the knickers to discover a front bottom like a nine-year old’s is frankly petrifying and withers me.
However, a bit of shredded wheat on the face tests my hirsute patience. Either I feel obliged to recommend a good circus or I have the overwhelming desire to sing, “I know a man called Michael Finnegan…”
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What the fuck is that, Chewbacca’s mother?
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Either that Ron, or the smaller Oddbodd from Carry On Screaming.
Forget shampoo, it’d have to shower with carpet cleaner!
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An Indian girl who’s allegedly the hairiest in the world. She had a trim recently, as she was about to be married.
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Load of bollocks and nothing new, the Flabbott has been a trailblazer of letting it all hang out and go wild since the 70’s.
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I saw this pile of shite when bored shitless and browsing the internet yesterday.
At first I was interested as I stupidly thought that it may be for some worthy cause, such as Macmillan Cancer Support or suchlike, along the lines of the ‘Movember’ moustache growing for Prostate/Testicular cancer fundraising, but when I saw the fuckarse pile of cunt that it was actually in aid of, I flushed my interest straight down the khazi.
Mind you, I am not sure that I could last long growing my body hair. After a day without shaving I feel like a resident of ‘Planet of the Apes’.
Naahh. Fuck that cuntery.
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As a response, I ask for your support, a campaign against these emotionally incontinent, self-entitled cunts. Join me in just over three weeks for….. FUCKOFFFEBRUARY.
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I wouldn’t worry too much, only the fucking rough arse bitches and lesbian freaks would consider an armpit full of hair.
Start worrying when it become mandatory to have a cock rammed up your arse so you can “understand” gays.
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Whilst I don’t mind a bit of bush, this is just millennial cuntery. As I opined recently, when will a millennial actually do something that is useful to society instead of “look at me”?
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Great nom Sixdog and Mystic and further to your comments Sixdog I’ve felt exactly as you do and I’m sure many others on ISAC do and that is society is normalising abnormality, and if the freaks have their way then it won’t end till bestiality and paedophilia become legitimised. We really are fucked.
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What you said about disgusting shit becoming accepted is both worrying and entirely plausible, Sixdog.
Take trans freaks. Any pathetic weirdo can put on a frock and call himself a bird.
It’s probably Bruce Jenner’s fault, the sick, attention-seeking aberration.
Observe this story here:
https://www.mediaite.com/online/meet-the-52-year-old-father-who-identifies-a-6-year-old-girl/
and then try and say you wouldn’t like to kick the shit out of this cunt who, no matter what anyone says, is a bona-fide paaeedo.
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If he identifies as a six-year old, in another three years he’ll be able to move to Somalia and marry an Abdul.
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Thanks TTCU, there is exhibit A. This cunt admits he is a father and now he thinks he can abcsolve himself of all responsibility and becoem a 6 year old girl. No cunt, you cannot, you cannot divoirce yourself from your responsibilities and decide you don’t want to play any more. You made children, you sold your rights to self determination at that point. You cannot just drop the ball and walk away at alf time. This is a prime example of bullshit infesting sociery. You want to pretend your a six year old girl? Good for you, but you do it alone, and in your case you sould be taken into care and locked up. Why? Because you are an adult with responsibilities, your not a female, your not six you are just total fucking cunt.
Last word
There is no great god of diversity who is going to take you to his bosom, there is just reality that says you are a cunt.
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What. The. Fuck.
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Yuk on steroids!
I find body hair on both sexes pretty fucking repellent. But seeing as I don’t fancy blokes it doesn’t bother me too much on them. Very different story when it comes to women.
A sympathetically tended pubic area, and a head of nice long flowing hair (washed in Sunsilk shampoo preferably) is good. But anything else – including body piercings, jewellery and excessive make-up – can fuck right off.
That said, fit birds wearing glasses (black frames) and smoking tabs have always got me hot and horny for some reason.
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Sunsilk? 🎵 RuffTuff’s going to party like it’s 1978! 🎵
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I was thinking more in terms of mid to late ’60s Captain.
You may scoff, but with significantly improved product formula Sunsilk was the first major shampoo to contain olive oil, which acted as conditioner to make hair soft and manageable. They also brought out spiffy new variants, one for dull hair, which not surprisingly restored hair’s natural shine; and lemon shampoo for greasy hair, with deep cleansing ingredients.
It’s almost rocket science.
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Alright, Vidal, keep your hair on.
Anyway, nothing beats Timotei with its natural jojoba.
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Fair enough… I may be a bit behind the times, but still got a full head of hair, haw haw.
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Fuck me ! I came here for some rage driven cunting. What do I find ? Fucking hair care recommendations .
This country is fucked.
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I think you may have stumbled upon the wrong site Jack.
Suggest Mumsnet might be more up your back passage.
Gute Nacht, mein Freund.
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Don’t forget to put your rollers in RTC.
Night night.
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I saw this article on Breakfast telly this morning. Listened to the young woman say her piece on how this, not shaving and letting it all grow … would empower wimmen ….. More power to you ladies, and I doff my hat to you all for ..’empowering wimmen’ …
However … if you are really set on this great crusade of ..’empowering wimmen’ by not shaving, then surely you should be continuing on indefinitely … as surely to ‘stop growing’ and start shaving again would be the ultimate in kowtowing to all around and going against this new found ’empowerment of wimmen’ …
Lets see how long that would last amongst the more feminine of the species … I don’t think it would be too long, after a few ‘knock backs’ due to a ‘Magnum-esque’ upper lip etc. and many ’empower’d wimmin’ would be saying fuck this for a caper … Hairy wimmen … go on, give it a try ladies before you realise that’s a croc of shit … Oh and don’t forget to tell your ‘hairy sisters’ that it wasn’t such a good idea …
After a month … get one of these bikini clad yeti’s on to the high street and get the general consensus of many a bachelor if they would .. ‘Snog, Marry or Avoid’
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Off topic, but the the Newport-Leicester game in the FA Cup at the moment is brilliant.
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Yes and the BBC world ‘service’ took five minutes out of the live broadcast for promos and news (including about other matches) during which Leicester equalised! Stupid twats
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Reminds me of the time some years back when ITV cut away from Darren Gibson scoring for I think it might have been Everton.
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As for Januhairy anything but a small amount of body hair on women repulses me.
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After Januhairy, how about Februbury, when we gather all the whiny SJWs, misfits, millenials, etc. in a football stadium and dispose of them in the S American way?
Fuck them! ( copyright DF)
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Never minded a bit of “Kate Bush” and never minded our galic cousins’ underarm hair (spent time in rural southern France back in me yoof in the late 80’s where even the local knockouts had a bit of pit hair) but have you seen these mental cases who are the “men” in a dyke relationship who promote facial hair growth???
Nah, fucking mental!
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How about this delightful lady, Rebel?
https://goo.gl/images/72mp4Q
Is she to your taste?
She’s all woman (and a bit Yeti)…
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I presume its pussy is proportionally more hirsute, it could scarcely pull its pants up. You’d need a fucking compass and several good lads on the machetes.
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Look Thomas, I’ve already told you, Abu Hamza does nowt for me!
The mutual handjob in chalky with the cunt chaffed a bit!
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On the plus side. I can’t wait to happily point out to some pushy feminist what a cracking moustache she is sporting and she can’t do fuck all about it.
Good times
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I don’t like shaved ladies bits, find them a bit weird and paedo-ey. Armpits and legs: yes. Fanny: trimmed. The hair is there for a reason and women’s bits look as stupid as men’s do when they’re shaved bald.
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I’ll never understand women. I was driving home when the wife sent me a message.
‘Stop at the shop and get a large carton of milk and if they’ve got avocados, get six.’
So I get home and she screams “Why the fuck did you get six cartons of milk?”
“Because they had avocados”….
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Our civilization is finished.
Our birth rates are low enough without women deliberately trying to make themselves hideously unattractive on top of being unbearably annoying….
That’s as well as trying to turn everyone into a nutless, gutless, soy consuming, faggy trans cunt.
How did we let these feminist cunts infect society with their insane bollocks?
I’m starting to think maybe the muzzies have the right idea when it comes to women…..
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I have done some research DTS and have found it is acceptable for a Peaceful woman to remove all hair except her eyebrows and the hair on her head.
Removing the eyebrows is considered change in the creation of Allah (his name be shat upon) and is therefore seen as “haram”.
However, removing a unibrow is seen as permissible as it is not exactly part of the eyebrows.
It is also permissible to remove pubic hair with a razor and to pluck armpit hair with a tweezer.
What is not okay, however, is for someone else to remove one’s pubic hair, therefore beauty salons for Peaceful women are strictly verboten.
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It’s not just acceptable RTC, with some Peacefuls it’s mandatory. At school a dusky young maid fancied me, it later transpired she had to shave her muff on a monthly basis for hygiene reasons. I imagine there were random unannounced growler inspections to ensure compliance. I think I’ve said enough for now….
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Judas in a jump jet. More millennial wankstaining. It reminds me of that time when Madogga brought out that crap “Sex” book ages ago. So much hair down south, it looked like she had Don King between her legs. Some wimmin like to go hairy, but when they end up looking like the bigfoot from Harry & the Hendersons, it’s time to bring out the shaving foam and razor. What a nature reserve of cuntery.
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The stabby cunt on the train has been named as Darren Pencille.
What’s the odds he’s a budding architect ?
Good evening .
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Was it a HB pencil?
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Or at least aspiring engineer……..
how long before we see the first aspiring Astrophysicist involved in some jiggery pokery ?
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I bet the stabby cunt didn’t have a ticket. I bet also he is a scrounger type to old for a moped cunt
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Fuck me – just heard on ye olde wireless set that the Government is beginning to think that spending £100 billion+ on HS2 might not be such a good idea after all…
Well my, my, my… wonders will never cease.
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I’m gonna take a few wild guesses about student Laura Taylor…..
A…. she’s a funking munter
B …. probably drinks from the furry cup
C… if she’s straight she hasn’t seen virtually any cock in her lifetime
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I just LOVE a hairy gash/arse/armpits on a woman. Come on girls! More fucking hair! You beauties! Nurse Cunty, I wonder if you could oblige us all with a few “candid” photographs…
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Naah, sorry francis, you’re out of luck mate.
My pits are regularly shaved as my body hair grows as fast as Wayne Rooney’s knob in a room full of grannies.
I agree though about leaving a hairy snatch. I am a wee bit ‘Planet of the Apes’ downstairs, simply because:
A. It is winter and it gives added warmth.
B. No bastard ventures down there these days, so who gives a fuck?
C. Some hair is recommended (not that you would know it from most shaved snatches these days) as it is generally healthier for a woman’s vag.
I wouldn’t inflict photos of my hairy minge on anyone. They would require years of therapy afterwards, poor sods……
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I prefer my woman ‘maintained’ in that department. Not over-preened and plucked, but certainly not something resembling the bastard offspring of Chewbacca and a mountain yak.
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A hairy armpit is always handy in an over-subscribed gangbang. Allegedly.
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This hairy cunt is just what I’ve been looking for. I could drown her in the bath and drag her corpse round the kitchen floor to give it a good mopping then hang her out to dry and lay her in front of the fire as a nice shag pile rug. When the smell gets as bad as the local peaceful kebab house she’ll do nicely on the back lawn as food for the raptors and incubator for my bait maggots. Who said hairy women cunts aren’t useful?
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Everyone looking forward to May? (Followed by two months for…oh, no, that’s antisemitic…)
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Any woman who has underarm hair chin hairs or a tache is a disgusting lazy slovenly unfeminine cunt…The lovely Mrs Norman wouldn’t be seen dead like that…
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I say to these women ‘why not, but only on the proviso you cant have any blue, green, pink or purple dye in any of your hair. I wonder how many of the stinking fat feminazi loons could manage.
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