Emma Fairweather is in desperate need of a cunting. Who you might ask?
This was the unfortunate woman lucky to escape serious injury when the Duke of Edinburgh allegedly ploughed headlong into her path.
Sympathies of course are in order for the accident itself. What I cannot accept is the media storm she’s helping to generate in the aftermath whining that she’s had no support from Buckingham Palace. Let me ask how many times have you ever been called by the twat that ran in to the back of your car just to see if you were ok and to offer an apology. Just like you or I the stock position is to keep schtum or risk admitting liability, whether you were obviously liable or not. Same applies for royals, no doubt. Just read the line ‘Speaking on This Morning on ITV’ in one of the papers, so judge for yourself how injured she is.
I’m no royalist and of course there will be question marks whether the doddery old git who probably has a courtier to wipe his own arse should be driving by at all. But I cannot stand the utter horse shit being bandied about that she expected more support just because of who he is. Expect the Accident Lawyers are already chomping at the bit to extract a hefty compensation claim and I am sure that the phrase ‘mental scars’ will be marching into the debate with absolute probability as soon as she starts moaning that she now finds it difficult to get back behind the wheel of a car.
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The ugly old trout just wants her 15 minutes, along with a shit load of cash from both the media and the Duke for all the fucking trauma!
Inevitably she will now declare she has PTSD, along with a shitload of other mental “issues”, and that she has considered taking her own life etc
But quite frankly she’s just another #metoo cunt wanting the world to know that Royalty tried to kill her and that her life will never be the same again (unless she wins millions in compo, and is awarded a damehood etc)
4 eyed goose!
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You forgot the bonus prize in a year or so when she “exclusively” reveals to the Daily Mirror “My Battle With The Bottle”, but her cuntery must have paid dividends – you can be sure the ambulance chasers “Have you had an accident that wasn’t your fault?” fuckers have all been making contact
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I think it’s fairly obvious that Phil is about as safe behind the wheel as Gazza after 14 pints. But indeed, this cunt is merely milking her 15 minutes like that ‘kidnapped’ model from last year.
Operating solely on my bitter prejudices, Ms. Fairweather looks like the kind of woman who has to shave twice a day to look anything resembling human, and probably sees this as a golden ticket to keep her in fags and lottery scratch-cards for many weeks to come.
She’s nursing that broken wrist like it is fucking life-threatening. Try adopting my weekly masturbation schedule, love – then you’ll know what carpal agony truly fucking feels like.
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She’s got no chance of screwing any compo out of the doddery old fucker. Wrong colour and wrong religion.
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Are you sure she isn’t Diane Abbott “whited up”, per Sir Lenworth Henworth in his hit comedy smash True Identity?
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I think her chin is pregnant.
Goodbye for now.
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It looks to me as if her puffy nauseatingly ugly face must have also been injured in the”accident “.The hideous attention /compensation -seeking cunt looks,and undoubtedly smells just like what you’d see if you lifted up a cow’s tail.
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Fucking amateur. Where’s the wheelchair, crutches and neck brace?
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The Old fart was on the QUEENS highway, she got in the way so its her fault, Simple …..
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Shell soon be on every fucking TV program whingeing and bleating about how she’s been “oppressed” and all the usual “trauma” horseshit on the compensaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyshhhuuuun bandwagon. Waiting for Lady Nugee Thornberry to waddle in with her two penn’worth. Expect the whining media whole to stand as a Labour Cuncillor, vowing “change” and the usual wankritude.
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Law coys. often have names that are good for a piss-take; I once knew one called (something like) Ponceface, Devilish, Tit’n’arse and Someday. Based around Womble-land, IIRC.
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Daft old cunt Philip should have his car/driving licence taken away, let his insurance companies sort out her claim.
That should be the end of it, like in any other traffic accidents.
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You have to feel sorry for you having seen her awful facial disfigurement.
Hope she claims successfully for that terrible blight upon her life.
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I think that explains how a KIA managed to roll an armoured range rover.
Kia+cargo+velocity = one fuck of a wrecking ball I imagine her mate weighs in with similar tonnage.
(mind you I question the baby in the car bit, unless they had snatched it (would you fuck her?))
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Her phrase re “if Philip and I are from the same walk of life or not” is pretty fuckwitted.
I would have thought it’s pd obvious, luv – he’s the Queen’s Consort, HRH et al., you are one of his Missus’ subjects.
No, luv, I really don’t think you are from the same walk of life. He might be an old cunt (Royal prerogative), you are just a dumb cunt and a fuckwit.
Could we have a photo of you with a seat-belt round your chin ?
No – thought not.
FO&DO.
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This is this ugly cunts claim to fame and she is going to milk it for all she,s worth, she obviously hasn’t got anything better going on at the moment so she is gonna grab onto any opportunity to tell her side…..she wants to be carefull or she will have another crash…
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I’d certainly agree that old Phil the Greek’s driving is about as safe as putting Gary Glitter in charge of a Vietnamese vest and pants PE lesson, but Phil doesn’t give a peppered fuck anyway, so no doubt she’ll be plastered all over the tabloids and have her “I came from a shattered home” stories all over the twinklenet very soon. I seriously doubt if it had been an average common or garden doddery old giffer she stacked into, nobody would have even been made aware of it. People these days are massive Last of the Summer Wine fans…they spent most of their time looking for Compo as well.
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I’m afraid all I can hear – from that image – is:
“SHOW ME THE MONEY!”
“SHOW ME THE MONEY!”
Cunt!
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I broke my wrist a couple of years back and my cast was half the size of that. The NHS should charge her extra.
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Get this salad dodger a salad and a burkah
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Fuck’s sake, she got in a crash with an old twat, just like millions of drivers probably do every week – young twat, old twat, unlicensed twat, general thick arse, can’t-drive-for-shite twat, whatever, who actually gives a fuck?
Oh silly me, it is because he happens to be the miserable old scrote who is married to Queenie, so pound signs are now appearing in her bifocals. If she thinks she will get a penny out of that cantankerous old Greek she is barking up the wrong tree, or has overdone it on the Special Brew.
You can picture the scene – all of her chav friends in her lughole – ‘Milk it girl, milk it’.
Oh, just fuck off back to obscurity dear.
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Compo-faced, fat-feminist-on-twitter-looking cunt
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Norfolk is full of these inbred cunts. No doubt she’ll now be issued a benefits stick for eternity. I bet her medical notes read “NFN”.
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One thing’s certain, the fat cunt wouldn’t need an airbag in her car…
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Anything she travels in “benefits” from the automatic presence of a windbag…
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Probably a griefjacking cunt but in all honestly I’d milk this cow for all its worth too. The royals are filthy fucking rich, so why the hell not? Besides prince phillip is too bloody old to drive and if was going out for a dangerous joyride he should of had a spotter or secret serviceman to hold him in line. I’m sure the old git just had too many g & t’s for lunch and wanted a fast joyride to remind him of his youth
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Fat cunty slab-cracker is just after some compo to keep her in Lambert & Butlers and alcopops/KFC for a few years until her organs predictably explode. Cunt should think herself lucky she wasn’t shot by Phil’s PPO- would’ve saved the taxpayer a fucking fortune in benefits for all the cross-eyed babies she’ll inevitably drop from getting pumped up by pissed-up missing-chromosome crackheads in the future.
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