Congratulations to Dick Fiddler who correctly predicted that veteran actress Muriel Pavlow would be next to kick the bucket.She was 97
On to Deadpool 122
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!
Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies
Gerald Harper
Ron Flowers
Pearl Carr
Millicent Martin
Desmond Morris
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Peter Sutcliffe
Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
Rose West
Levi Belfield
Will one of these evil cunts hurry up and die!
2
Tommy Lee Jones
Tekashi 6IX 9INE
Pope Benedict XVI
Tina Turner
Dolly Parton
0
Kenny Rogers
Betty Boothroyd
Jackie Stallone
Ray Rearden
Patrick Malahide
0
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Pete Murray
Eileen Derbyshire
0
Barbara Walters
Moshe Katsav
Neil Diamond
Walter Mercado
Angie Dickinson
0
Abū Bakr al-Baghdadi
Lord David Owen
Gerhard Schroeder
David Hemery
Leslie Philli6
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Leslie Phillips…bloody phone keyboards should be cunted as well.
2
Bobby Combover charlton
Nobby ‘goofy’ Stiles
Jimmy ‘funny old game’ Greaves
Mel B
Paul Gascoine
0
Niki Lauda
Rahul Gandhi
Narendra Modi
Christopher Plummer
Tony Bennett
0
Murray Gell-Mann
Sir Martyn Rees
Joan Rivers
Katie Price
Sir John Polkinghorne.
0
About 5 years too late with Joan Rivers.
2
Fuck, Joan Rivers has been dead for 5 years.
Swap her for Albert Roux.
1
Ronnie Wood
Joni Mitchell
Dick Van Dyke
Vera Lynn
Wilko johnson
0
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Pierre Cardin
Stirling Moss
Kirk Douglas
Bill Turnbull
0
Bob Dole
Jerry Stiller
Roberta McCain
Henry Kissinger
Tony Britton
0
Vera Lynn
Kirk Douglas
Sidney Poitier
Ian Lavender
Johnny Mathis
Engelbert Humperdinck
0
You’re only allowed 5 not 6 and at least two of those are taken. Please try again.
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How about these two:
Ian Lavender
Michael Parkinson
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Fraid not …………..
I’ve already bagged Parky; even though he sent me a nice Parker Pen recently.
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I’m rubbish at this.
Ian Lavender then.
Joan Collins too unless already bagged, as it were.
0
Murray Walker
Emperor Akihito
Gordon Banks
Harry Belafonte
Shane MacGowan
0
Blakey from on the buses
The other 4 main characters from last of the summer wine who are still alive make it 3 from there and sub in the Philippines opposition leader.
Got a good feeling about this one!
0
Hannah Gordon
Michael Aspel
Gerry Marsden
Dickie Davis
Frank Bough
0
Julie Gibson
Lenny Henry
Emiliano sala
Anthony Mcpartlin
Pele
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Fucking hell, how’s that for timing?
Where do I collect my prize?
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I look forward to seeing Admin’s ruling on this one.
🙂 .
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Controversy never seems to be far away from me Dick,
I would feel that I wasn’t doing my job right if it were.
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The ruling is simple. Sala died on the 21st January so already dead before you nominated him on 7th February
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emiliano_Sala
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Hardly sporting, old chap.
Seems no-one had Albert Finney in the Pool.
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Had the cunt for many a year, even named me goldfish after him then as soon as I drop him the cunt drops. Bastard bugger.
1
Melvyn Hayes
Rat Scabies
Doug Mountjoy
John Hume
Dennis Lillie
0
Looks like The Sausage Man is in with more than half a shout with long term favourite Ozzy Osborne currently struggling to breath with anti-biotic resistant pneumonia. Me sympathies to The Sausage if the shite rock bastard don’t croak this time around.
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If you knew Ozzy like I know Ozzy you’d know he’s indestructible. Fuck me he’s tried hard enough to kill himself often enough!
Mind you I could be wrong
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