Thrill seekers

I wish to nominate thrill seekers / daredevils who do stupid stunts and then wonder why they get injured or more likely killed. Just as bad are their ‘social media followers’ who describe the dead twat as a legend, who lived life to the max etc…
Well he wasn’t a legend, he was an irresponsible stupid twat , who dared the devil, and the devil won. Serves the stupid twat right, for being a twat.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

30 thoughts on “Thrill seekers

  1. For the most part they are stupid attention-seeking cunts. I do believe people should be able to take risks, push boundaries and do dangerous things, but only if it is planned, thought about and well organised beforehand.

    But you do get the irresponsible cunts that climb atop of sky scrapers and hang upside down supported only by one foot while taking a selfie – these are the cunts that should just die (although hopefully not ending up landing on some poor unsuspecting victim 1000ft below!)

    And what is even more irritating with these cunts is that when they do have an accident and die a horrible death, their family and friends jump on social media blaming failures in the building’s construction, or blaming the weather or blaming anyone and everyone other than the stupid cunt in question!

    If they want to fuck with death go join the army and fuck off to the Middle East!

    Cunts

    Oh and don’t get me started on the New Year’s Honour’s List announced this morning either!!

  2. Seconded! I will add that the disparity between their actions and their responsibility for their actions is a huge part of the problem. E.g. if some cock wants to swim the channel fine, but if he has problems doing it I don’t want to pay for his rescue or hear about it. Is that too much to ask?

    Cue the sentimental girl that is society these days “oh you’re mean” (but I actually only care about an unwritten mandate for attention seeking).

    Cunts.

  3. I’d encourage this type of behaviour. I enjoy reading about some attention-seeking piss-pot (usually benefit-claimant) who has fallen off a tower-block or drowned tomb-stoning.
    I particularly enjoy it when it’s one of those Wankers who is doing it so that they can put the footage up on their “blog”.I’d certainly give them a “like” if their friends put the final “Splat” or “Glug” moments up…it’s what they would have wanted.

    Fuck them.

  4. Also tree hugging cunts who go to Israel and try and get in the way of the IDF. Tom Huddleston comes to mind.Cunt.

      • I’d never heard of Hurndall,Krav,but just looked him up….admittedly in The Guardian,of which I know you strongly disapprove,but from what I can see he didn’t “get in the way of the IDF”,but was a non-violent photographer. He merely documented what was going on….possibly with a bias,I really don’t know,but he was only recording what he saw. Don’t both sides use propaganda pictures that favour their own side?
        Read about his death…….
        “In the frantic few minutes before this picture was taken, according to a first-hand account by the local co-ordinator of the International Solidarity Movement, Hurndall had rescued a young boy “trapped under fire behind a sand mound”. Having carried the boy to safety, he went back to the same spot to rescue a young girl and, “as he was attempting to carry her, he got hit in the forehead by an Israeli sniper bullet”.

        As I say, I know very little about him,and would enjoy reading your views about him. I am more than happy to be educated about this man who was,apparently,just giving the “other” side.

      • This moderation is getting out of hand. I just wrote a piece asking you about Hurndall,Krav….hopefully it might appear later.

  5. I’ve never understood why anyone would want to willingly jump out of a plane, climb a mountain, bungee jump or swoop around the sky like a flying squirrel.

    Personally I’d rather sit down and have a pork pie.

    Goodbye for now.

  6. I’m with NoCunt on this. As long as the stunt is organised professionally and the risks are minimised then people should be able to enjoy the thrill.

    My only advice would be to ensure that mad old cunt Noel ‘tidybeard’ Edmonds has nothing to do with proceedings. I recall that poor old contestant cunt thirty or so years ago who didn’t get to enjoy his Late Late Breakfast, but instead ended up as compote after a bungee jump went a bit squiffy.

    • Morning,Mr. Cunt-Engine.

      It’s when his mate shouts down “Are you O.K.?” as the cloud of dust from the impact-crater rises…..priceless.

      • The “Are you ok?” comment always crack me up!

        I recall seeing some gore video from a site similar to Bestgore, where a guy is decapitated below the waist by a shark. He is bobbing up and down on the ocean wave, surrounded in his own blood, his bitten-off legs floating a little further out, and probably still being nibbled on by passing sharks, but some cunt on the boat (probably the cameraman) asks “Are you okay, man?”

      • If you think some of our comments are a little salty, the comments section on Best Gore is a truly terrible thing to behold. Compared to them, we are the nicest, middle-aged borderline racists on the internet.

      • Best gore can only be viewed in small amounts with me. It’s fucking gruesome at times. There’s one very nicely shot video of about 8 sand rats saying bye to their heads one at a time with a single sword swipe. Close up slow mo. One even moves his eyes afterwards. Grim.

      • I wonder if he had a wylie coyote look on his face as he realised that his shadow on the ground was approaching a little too quickly after his Acme parachute failed to open….

  7. Ever wondered how good these cunts could be in industry if they put as much effort into a real job?

  8. Surely someone is going to cunt the new year’s honours list.

    My club’s main striker, Harry Kane, gets an MBE? Seriously? The man plays football for a living, has won nothing so far, hasn’t really had an illustrious career to look back on yet and now has an MBE. Why FFS?

    Don’t get me started on fucking Southgate. He’s got an OBE for not winning a football tournament. Yeah, that makes sense. If he’d got an OBE for having a huge comedy nose, buck teeth, sounding like he thinks he knows anything about a game in which he achieved fuck all of note, then fine.

    Why can’t the establishment or whoever makes these decisions see that by doing so, they devalue the whole thing and actually undermine the people they’re allegedly trying to celebrate. It’s so beyond a joke at this point. Cunts.

    • Very true IY,
      We seem to reward failure in this country, Has or when will that cunt Eddie the Eagle get a OBE? Yet truly world class winners like Lewis Hamilton, Andy Murray etc get slated for not having a personality
      (most of the cunts who say it have never met them).

  9. These cunts are selfish cunts…like the wankers who turn up at some marathon wearing a iron, heavy diving outfit.
    Everyone says ‘Oh Bless, look its Blah blah raising money for charity’. No. By the time the damn paramedics and other staff (who probably wanna fuck off home and give the Mrs a pounding) have been paid the overtime waiting for you to stop hogging the limelight it probably costs more then whatever you raised you selfish cunt.
    Anyways these wankers are simply attention seekers who probably dont think or even give a fuck abaaaaaaht the poor cunts who have to pick their bodyparts off the ground etc. Absolute wankers, and if I was walking down the street and saw one of these cunts falling towards me I’d try and kick them in the bollocks before they landed. The cunts.

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