Sun Bingo Ad fattie

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The fat cunt in the Sun Bingo adverts.

Are you gonna bingo ?
No, so fuck off, you grotesque monument to conspicuous lard consumption!

With her in the room it’s a full house guaranteed.

Nominated by Jack The Cunter

39 thoughts on “Sun Bingo Ad fattie”

  1. What the actual fuck?

    In other news, I’ve just had a 40km round trip to collect a package because Amazon delivered it to the wrong address. Have sent in a complaint and managed to avoid the phrase ‘minimum wage monkeys.’

    Reminds me of when a package of vibrators addressed to my girlfriend Fanny Fiddler went missing. And judging by the noises coming from Dick’s room, I suspect I know what happened to them.

  2. I can’t even begin to understand how this fucking whale is supposed to encourage people to play bingo, or anything else for that matter.

    • Come now Moggie, you’d play with her bingo wings given half the chance, wouldn’t you?

      Methinks thou doth protesteth too much…

      • Let her give you a wing wank. Lube is free and on demand from the crevices of greasey delight all over this festering meatsack.

        Yum.

    • The ghastly old trout looks like the result of a night of passion between Jo Brand and Eddie Fanny Izzard sixty summers ago

    • I wonder if they’re going to ask the Doc if he’s available?
      This is like O ‘Farrell Mark II…. That period was painful (culminating in going down in 74) but it turned out alright in the end… I only hope they get the right man this time like we did then….

      As for the Special Cunt? Well and truly found out… Spent loads on crap (Victim Lindelof, Black Birtles Lukacunt, that Fred tosspot, that Sanchez relic etc), negative shite that went against United’s entire history, and a dourness with the media that made Dave Sexton look like Eric Morecambe…. No coincidence either that he’s hated by both the Chelsea and United squads he recently managed…. Arsenal are now back with that Dick Emery, Liverpool have the right man in Klopp, Spurs have the emerging Pochetino, and United? Who knows, and more to the point, who is going to want it?…. Not sorry to see him go though… Sour faced mardarsed cunt…

      • A Man U fan just interviewed on Sky News said they should look to recruit Pochettino from Spurs.

        Why would Pochettino want to go to Man U instead of remaining where he is? He seems very happy where he is, has better players who want to play for him, he has the total backing of the board, the football his team plays is exciting to watch, they are in the last 16 of the Champions League, and are moving into their fantastic new stadium early next year.

        Appreciate that Man U have a fantastic history and the necessary funds to throw at their problem however they cannot automatically expect to have the pick of whoever they want and for managers to come running.

        Man U are way off the pace of the top four, actually closer in points to those at the bottom.

        A lot of work is required, the board will expect almost instant success and even if Man U are given permission to talk to him I for one cannot see Pochettino walking away from the Spurs.

  4. I thank the Gods I haven’t seen this advertisement but if you use nouns as verbs, you are an aphasiac cunt and should undergo a course of ECT.

    • It has become a fucking joke… Three managers in the five years since Old Taggart packed it in…. It was unsteady after Sir Matt went, when McGuinness and O’ Farrell were both undermined by Matt and hindered and backstabbed by Busby’s favourites (Stepney, Crerand, and that cunt Morgan)… But from Sir Matt and up to and including Fergie United only had seven managers from 1945 to 2013… They’ve now had three since then and all three of them turkeys (LVG being the best out of a bad bunch, and that’s not saying much)… The right man can change things overnight (look at Arsenal), but it wouldn’t surprise me if we got another duckegg and the post-Fergie farce continued..

      • I feel your pain, Norm. He’s a fucking coward, his tactics are cowardly, and he’s an arrogant cunt who constantly blames others as it’s never his fault. David Moyes must have wondered why he was sacked when they let Mourhino get away with drab, turgid, cowardly football.

        Unfortunately he’ll walk away with a fortune and will be back somewhere in less than a year.

        Absolute cunt.

      • Went to Anfield on Sunday, Captain, and we were shite… No fight, no plan. no nothing… Liverpool wanted it far more… Klopp kicks every ball and loves every minute of it, you can tell… Mourinho is just a cunt… Almost devoid of personality and so is/was his team… You know when someone is a United or Liverpool manager… I think Rafa was and Klopp certainly is, but Hodgson wasn’t… Docherty, Atkinson, Fergie all were United material too in their different ways.. But Mourinho? Nah….

        Kicking off on twatter… Pogba posting (but deleting) a gloating response, with Garv Nev (as good as) calling Pogba a cunt… Can be seen here:

        https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/46603511

      • You’re better off ditching him now but it would’ve been more prudent to have done it last Summer. Whatever happens he’s made another killing though it won’t stop him being re-employed.

        His last Cunting was by me in June when he was blaming everybody but himself for losing the F.A. Cup. Perhaps it’s time for another one.

  7. Well, at least she has the wobbly wings that must flap violently, to the peril of innocent bystanders, when she has scored a full house.

    I bet she goes with a bang when she takes a ‘super soaraway, Sun-endorsed shit’

  8. This corpulent woman is apparently ‘comedian’ Jayde Adams. She bears an uncanny resemblance to that other porky ‘comedian’ and Suckdick’s occasional ‘Night-Czar’ Amy Lame.

    If you put them together they would resemble two well-nourished Berkshire pigs.

  9. To be fair to The Sun, they know their market.

    And if I can be fair to The Sun again, they are paying homage to the phrase Bingo Wings and it’s origins.

    I wouldn’t have minded being a fly on the wall when those beardy hipster advertising cunts came up with this advert.

    ‘Hey like Guys, listen up, I’ve got like this fab idea for the The Sun new Bingo advert.

    So like we get this fat woman….

    Hey Bobby you can’t say that man, you can’t call people fat that like soooooooo offensive.

    Yeh dude I’m soooooo sorry I hope like nobody is offended by my language and if you are please feel free to go to the safe space and pet the Labrador.

    Sooooo we get this larger lady….

    Hey Bobby I take great offence at that as it sexist…….

    Hey Camilla I’m like soooooo sorry please take a month off to recover……

    In fact, thinking about it, given that all advertising cunts are weapons grade nuclear cunts it’s a wonder this advert ever got made

  10. This repulsive fat cunt tells you all about the target market and brand values. The dregs are the target and money from misery the brand values.

  11. If she was on the beach over here the natives would mistake her for a dugong and spear her for their dinner. It would take quite a few spears.

  12. Off topic. Question: How does anyone not want to punch Owen Jones when he’s been speaking for more than 3 seconds?

    • I feel like that as soon as I see his sanctimonious smug face in my telly. He doesn’t have to say anything and my piss is bolied…. please some cunt cunt this wee cunt again..

  13. Apparently they originally wanted lard arsed Essex gobshite Gemma Collins from TV show TOWIE? Allegedly she turned it down for being to lowbrow?
    I beg to differ…..

  15. In my best imitation of a snowflake, I denounce this cunting as an extreme case of lardophobia, and am outraged yes outraged at this vile and unwarranted attack on lardbuckets everywhere *boo hoo*

  16. Look at all the fucking gold on it, totally unrealistic. If that really did play bingo it would all be in cash converters to pay for tabs and cheap wine.
    Just occurred, how do we know the Russians aren’t manipulating the COTY elections? I have voted Branson 700 times and will be very upset if he doesn’t win.
    P.S. Cantona for next Mancy manager.

  17. My first post, I’m glad someone has cunted this cunt! Makes my ears bleed every time I see the warthog on tv!!

    • “That is the nastiest comment I have read on ISAC for a very long time…”

      Mary Whitehouse, Mrs. (Deceased)

      Welcome to the wonderful world of ISAC Mr /Mrs Shitehouse. Will give you the benefit of the doubt you’re not gender neutral /fluid /tranny, etc. 😂

      • Mary Whitehouse, Mrs
        (Deceased) would have had a fucking coronary had she been around in this day and age…. gender fluid/neutral, pansexual, transsexual, panstranssexual.

        Maggie from little Britain would have lost her back teeth to stomach acid by now with the amount of debauchery and deviancy around these days!!

  18. This is what we aspire to is it? There’s a class of people in this country that light up at the thought of being like her? The very un-self aware class.

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