Lettings Agents

Lettings Agents
Letting Agents are long overdue for a nomination to ISAC.
Visited one recently – included amongst the long list of up front charges, was a ‘check in’ and ‘check out’ fee. In other words, an inventory fee when you move in and again when you move out.
So being the logical person that I am, I queried why I should have to pay an inventory fee on moving in, when the previous tenant had just paid the same fee on moving out, especially since the inventory would not change between his and my occupancy. I was met with a blank look. Then I queried the need for their £50 + VAT ‘miscellaneous admin charges’, and asked what was covered, which wasn’t already covered by all the other exorbitant fees. Again, a blank look from the up-herself, designer spec wearing, twat behind the desk. Thieving barstewards, the lot of them.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

17 thoughts on “Lettings Agents

  1. From the same thieving scumbag mold as lawyers/solicitors, financial advisors and estate agents.

    They all think they have licences to print money and yet balk at the idea of actually doing anything for that money.

    Cunts to a one!

  2. Look mods, I love you all to death but can you please explain to me how any word in my modded post can possibly be inferred as needing moderation?

    When it eventually (hopefully) appears, what is it in there that is of offense other than the word “cunt”?

  3. I saw a report a while ago, agents charging fees just to arrange viewings CUNTS

    Off topic…. but hilarious , in the news now

    A womans group in California have cancelled their annual march (fuck knows what they are marching for….. it will be some bollocks for sure)

    They have cancelled it for being too White!!!!!! form a town which is essentially white, (77%) , disguised as reaching out for a diverse representation …… blablabla, usual shit

    I think we should have black countries and white countries, then none of this shit would be an issue (special countries for peacefuls, already destroyed and in the grip of 30 different factions , just the way they like it).

    • Its the only way forward @sick of it.
      Separatism is the only way we good white folks can rid ourselves of the yolk that is the “white privilege” tag placed upon us by the blambos. We must forever wear sackcloth and ashes, bowing and scraping for the sins of our Fathers. Well I never owned no slaves and no cunt alive never picked no cotton. When a non white achieves, wins, makes good, is successful its in spite of the white man. When a non white fails, is belligerent, loses or doesnt make a fist of success its because of the white man. If you dont like the ways of the white man leave him be – stay in your third world shitholes and be governed and reigned on by your own. Dont invade the white mans world then complain that you want it changed into something that you left in the first place. You want to share in the fruits of his labour yet are not willing to abide by his laws and accept his culture, habits and his way of life. Well fuck you, you wont ever be accepted by me or mine. I am the master in my own land, the mud coloured pubic haired headed slightly flared nostril cursed with that blambo speech impediment “innit” or “sumfink” wont ever be accepted by me or mine. If only it were possible to create separate lands for the whites from every other descriptor of his “colour” – black, yellow, brown, full caste, half caste, off white, mud coloured, burnt toast, golden toast or whatever the fuck you want to use to describe the parasitic cunts is fine by me. Go back to the lands form whence you came and make a fist of developing your own lands – you get enough wedge from all the do gooders. Look to what was once the bread basket of Africa – Rhodesia, the white man turned a desert waste into one of the most successful lumps of land on Earth – you took it back and like the lazy wastrel cunts you are, you killed him, raped his women and when it came to bringing in the harvest that financed the country you hadnt a fucking clue that it was an annual thing and the sowing, growing and harvesting had to be done cyclically to maintain the country and its major source of its wealth. Now, typically, it is the basket case of Africa. The ALBBC’s own Fergal Keane cunt, the bog dweller with the tired dour Oirish tones who has spent a lifetime highlighting the “plight” of the blambo recently did a piece on how the awful horrible white farmers are scratching a living attempting to bring some of the land back to what it was before the “war veterans” ruined it but still gave over the majority of his epistolary rant to blame the white man for the lazy black cunts downfall. And so it will ever be until we wake up to the fact that if you give a white man a fish he will feed his family for a day but give a black cunt a fishing rod, the bait and tackle he will sell it then blame the white man that he is hungry and its all his fault. Separatism? Yes, please.

    • Yes Sargon of Akkad covered this last night.

      https://youtu.be/g-a7UCyynDo

      The amount of hypocrisy that these leftist, neo-liberal groups manifest would be hilarious if it wasn’t true, as it is it’s fucking dangerous because the (un)popular press sides with them.

      We oppose “waycism” but whites need not apply!

      We oppose hate-speech against religious groups, especially against “peaceful” hate-preachers like Louis Farrakhan, but please, no Jews, thank you!

      It’s a fucking disgrace and if there was a men’s march extolling the exact opposite of the above, every lefty news outlet from London to Christchurch and back again would be having a field day.

      Double-standard, divisive cunts!

    • Where’s my pig gone? An easy mistake to make granted,but you’ve taken my sow and left Fanny….she’s quite distraught.Return my pig and remove Fanny immediately.
      I’ve got posters up,you know,you won’t get away with it

      https://goo.gl/images/FMxy2n

  4. Hear hear! I am a landlord, and my letting agent is a useless, reactive arsemop who always has a ready defence waiting to justify them not doing their job properly.

    Although they are very good at invoicing me for fees – in fact they are the very best I have come across for this.

  5. Good cunting Mystic. In 2016 a certain South Coast letting agent went tits up and because they put the tenant’s security deposits in to their own account, most of the monies were never refunded. Result was that when the tenants came to move, the landlords had to pay the deposits back to their tenants. I was lucky and spotted that the agent had gone bust, just a week before the window for claiming closed. What a fucking rigamarole though, having to find out who the receivers were and write, reminding them of their legal duties at their winding up meeting, that they had to pay back the security deposits first. Other tenants and landlords in the apartment block were not so lucky and having not lodged their claims in time, lost out.
    If you are a landlord, always use the gov deposit scheme, its the safest, it protects the tenant too. Fuck the agents, rip off ratbag cunt parasites!

  6. Its the only way forward @sick of it.
    Separatism is the only way we good white folks can rid ourselves of the yolk that is the “white privilege” tag placed upon us by the blambos. We must forever wear sackcloth and ashes, bowing and scraping for the sins of our Fathers. Well I never owned no slaves and no cunt alive never picked no cotton. When a non white achieves, wins, makes good, is successful its in spite of the white man. When a non white fails, is belligerent, loses or doesnt make a fist of success its because of the white man. If you dont like the ways of the white man leave him be – stay in your third world shitholes and be governed and reigned on by your own. Dont invade the white mans world then complain that you want it changed into something that you left in the first place. You want to share in the fruits of his labour yet are not willing to abide by his laws and accept his culture, habits and his way of life. Well fuck you, you wont ever be accepted by me or mine. I am the master in my own land, the mud coloured pubic haired headed slightly flared nostril cursed with that blambo speech impediment “innit” or “sumfink” wont ever be accepted by me or mine. If only it were possible to create separate lands for the whites from every other descriptor of his “colour” – black, yellow, brown, full caste, half caste, off white, mud coloured, burnt toast, golden toast or whatever the fuck you want to use to describe the parasitic cunts is fine by me. Go back to the lands form whence you came and make a fist of developing your own lands – you get enough wedge from all the do gooders. Look to what was once the bread basket of Africa – Rhodesia, the white man turned a desert waste into one of the most successful lumps of land on Earth – you took it back and like the lazy wastrel cunts you are, you killed him, raped his women and when it came to bringing in the harvest that financed the country you hadnt a fucking clue that it was an annual thing and the sowing, growing and harvesting had to be done cyclically to maintain the country and its major source of its wealth. Now, typically, it is the basket case of Africa. The ALBBC’s own Fergal Keane cunt, the bog dweller with the tired dour Oirish tones who has spent a lifetime highlighting the “plight” of the blambo recently did a piece on how the awful horrible white farmers are scratching a living attempting to bring some of the land back to what it was before the “war veterans” ruined it but still gave over the majority of his epistolary rant to blame the white man for the lazy black cunts downfall. And so it will ever be until we wake up to the fact that if you give a white man a fish he will feed his family for a day but give a black cunt a fishing rod, the bait and tackle he will sell it then blame the white man that he is hungry and its all his fault. Separatism? Yes, please.

  7. Only last week I went to view a house described as a four bed, two bath, detatched Victorian property with period features.

    She doesn’t like being called that in public….

  8. Earlier in the year I cunted Estate Agents and this complements it well.

    Useless
    Rapacious
    Lying
    Lazy
    …..cunts.

  9. Most front office “professionals” in most industries don’t know jack shit about what they slinging or why exactly. ANd I’m not just talking about receptionists (the medical ones, at least, have been separately covered and cunted). They usually have “Associate” or “Partner” somewhere in their title and – nowdays, at least- are under 30, arrogant, and what passes for stylish in modern cunt fashion and are present only as a glorified form of a salescunt- to seal the deal as quickly as possible (though that’s unfair to those dwindling few salescunts who really know their shit).

  10. I can’t disagree with a word of the above. A greedy ‘profession’ as it describes the university- and technical college rejects to be found representing it in its unceasing search for money for doing fuck-all, both from property owners and their hapless tenants. I have more respect for tanning salon operators and only slightly less for bookies. Cunts.

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