Jo Bland [4]

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JO BRAND

An outsize bloomers, with generous gusset and Tena-lady of industrial proportions protection please for *former psychiatric nurse* and now raddled elderly alleged *comedian* who is about as funny as bowel cancer, Jo Brand, who feels that we should have a fucking second referendum, just because SHE *wants it*

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1058783/Brexit-news-Second-EU-referendum-Jo-Brand-BBC-Question-Time

How typical of these up their own arse very minor “celebrities”, especially one as coarse as her, a lefty, rough as a badgers arse, that we should indulge their stupid whims.

No doubt the elderly hag, nearing the end of her piss-poor “career”, said that to encourage another cheap round of applause from a BBC audience who are almost as deranged as she is, but why is it that this ugly old lezzie lookie-likey, is allowed to appear on TV, even after the watershed, without wearing a burqa?. She looks as if she encounters soap and water twice a year at the maximum, a dirty smelly old cunt who probably smells like a tin of opened dog food that has been left at the back of the fridge since the start of the year, and whose face looks like piss flaps wearing glasses. I can’t believe even a sex mad rapist who had been locked up without female company for 30 years could contemplate fucking this old cunt. Imagine having to remove the drawers with three week old skid marks on them. Her arse is probably hairier than a Shoreditch hipsters beard.

Because Brand wants a 2nd referendum, as does the revolting Gina Miller that is two good reasons to make sure their ambitions are as frustrated as their unused and unusable sex organs. An over randy Rottweiler is probably their only hope of a fuck, then only if their minges are smeared with Pedigree Chum.

Only the BBC would be daft enough to waste money employing this repulsive looking piss artist.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs (apologies for originally forgetting WCB – I was in a rush when I did this one). 

56 thoughts on “Jo Bland [4]”

  1. A disgusting fat cunt with absolutely zero comedic talent…
    Every time I hear a remoaner bitching about a second referendum it just reminds me that I’m on the right side. I don’t think they’ve recruited one single sleb who’s opinion I actually give a toss about.

    • Always loathed this filthy old hippie,she seems to be everywhere on the tv the smelly old john sergeant lookalike old croan…..one of the many leftards on the tv/panel show comedy circuit thats basically 99.9% remainiac trump haters,they bore the arse off me,she just thinks shes so fucking smart with her blokes voices and her endless i like cakes quips,fuck off you bum smell

      • Fucking hell Deploy – don’t tell me Jimmy Tarbuck’s snuffed it?

        🎶
        No more comedians anymore
        No more comedians anymore
        Whatever happened to…….
        Antony Aloysius St John Hancock? 🎶

      • …and we have Dianne Abbott I guess, though I doubt it’ll be so funny if … sorry … WHEN they win the next election.

  3. Indeed, a thoroughly filthy cunting .
    Nothing more than the old yeast factory on legs deserves.

  4. ..”who’s face looks like piss flaps wearing sunglasses” 😂 congratulations to whoever wrote this colourful cunting (no name).

    I heard her utter “and im allowed to sit on his face” to a question time audience member on Thursday. I was practically asleep but it registered causing me to bolt up right in fear. The thought.. utter rank.

    • I’d claim to be a bufty, Ron, to avoid her rancid, rotting front bottom which probably resembles an unwiped tramp’s arse. She’s like an escaped mental health patient who’s been let loose in a Salvation Army charity pit with a 50p gift token.

  6. Can’t justify a second referendum and so I don’t want one…. that is more valid than what the old slag spat out.
    Caroline Lucas – fuck off you cunt, “we know a lot more now” – yes we do, we know that all the protect fear about 500,000 jobs would be lost, an emergency budget, go into recession was all a load of BOLLOCKS!
    CUNTS

  7. Baroness Bland of Lardarse would be a shoo-in for the Labour front bench. Fat, ugly, purulent, remoaning snowflake Cunt.

    • Put her inbetween Thornyballs and Flabbot and watch the front bench collapse under the strain. Surely must be close to the weight limit already with just those two repugnant behemoths.

      • As far as I’m concerned, she could sit on Bon Jercow’s face…
        He’d probably derive much gratification, the deviant.

  8. This man/hag, lezzie looking, fish smelling walrus of a cunt licker deserves every bit of nasty shit that she gets. She’s so far up her own ass that she’s gone missing in action, I hear they’ve sent in a crack squad of rescue workers in to try and find the fat fucker. And they haven’t been seen for two and a half days, poor fuckers.
    I fucking hate the smug looking bag of shit.

  9. Ugh that face! She looks like an electrocuted turkey with mumps! Still, at least she was somewhat honest in saying she only wants one because she wants it – none of this ‘will of the people’, :we didn’t know what we were voting for’ nonsense.

    • Yes… at least there was no pretence of PV being an exercise in democracy or similar such bollocks.

      Actually I’d have more respect for the cunts in Parliament if they just called the entire “carrying out the will of the people” charade off, and told us all to go fuck ourselves.

  10. Beginning to think that the two years of fuck all negotiations with the rest of the eu was just to set us up for another fucking referendum. Leave won for fucks sake more votes than remain not fucking advanced rocket science is it. What really makes me take an axe to the woodpile is these fucktard remainers are the ones who make the most noise wnen the lack of “democracy” in some Eastern fester pit is highlighted but then go all silent when they are informed it’s peaceful culture.
    Jo bollocks your time is up, retire or fuck off.

  12. Off topic slightly, but…

    Received an email this afternoon:

    You recently signed the petition “The UK should not agree the UN’s Global Compact for Migration”:

    https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/232698

    The Petitions Committee (the group of MPs who oversee the petitions system) met recently and considered the Government’s response to this petition. They felt that the response did not directly address the request of petition and have therefore written back to the Government to ask them to provide a revised response.

    When the Committee have received a revised response from the Government, this will be published on the website and you will receive an email.

    Thanks,
    The Petitions team
    UK Government and Parliament

  13. Jo Brand was a psychiatric nurse before her comedy career took off. Imagine the confusion in the minds of the nutters when that bloated gargoyle hove to. Poor Cunts probably assumed that they’d had some awful escalation in their condition and were actually staring straight into the face of the Hog-Hound from Hell. No doubt she’ll have taken advantage of their paralysis, caused by shock and terror, to strip off her blimp-sized nurse’s uniform, straddle the helpless nutter’s thoroughly scrambled head and lower her juicy love-clam onto his face.

    It’s no surprise that there are so many untreatable nutters these days. They probably all prefer to think that they’re actually stark raving mad and imagined it all,rather than admit that they nibbled on Jo Brand’s clit.

    She’s an insatiable squirter too…I’d imagine.

    Fuck Off.

  14. She looks like the smell of mustard gas, has the tedious wimminz anti male shite going on and I have no doubt is a remainer.

    In short: poster girl for al-beebera.

    Meanwhile, in the ‘real’ world…

  15. Always despised this unfunny fat fuck of a cunt… Her material for the last three decades?
    Men, cakes, men, chocolate, cakes, men, anorexia nervosa, errr men, umm cakes, and then there’s men and err chocolate and ahh cakes…. Brand once (well, many times) made a ‘joke’ about Karen Carpenter getting to a gig via a fax machine… Carpenter had more talent in her arse than this fat slag has in her vast and repulsive anatomy… Once a fat bastard, always a fat bastard…..

    • Richard is a cunt though… Still cashing on his dead sister’s legacy… Philharmonic Orchestra album, my arse…

  17. Just seen an article in my ”news” feed, from the very bastion of impartial reporting over at Sly news. Apparently there was a poll just taken, the results of which place old Treasoner May’s approval rating at the highest it’s been since dallying her way through PM.

    As reported, the poll was taken by, and I quote, “an organisation”. I guess they just be too modest to put their name to it then, undoubtedly they have their finger on the pulse though. Presuming there’s a method to take a pulse via a rectal insertion.

    • Should be read alongside that “a report” that the BBC always cites but never discloses the origins orf when delivering the next delightful instalment orf dear Project Fear.

    • Yea I saw that and laughed my head off!
      I think they asked about 2000 people….
      I don’t know who they ask coz I’ve never been asked anything by any of these pollsters and neither has anyone I know.
      Anyone working in the polling industry is just a waste of good air. They must look in the mirror and wonder what the fuck they’re doing with their lives.

  18. The old broiler has a husband and two kids apparently so someone or something has at one time fucked it or topped up its turkey baster. I can only imagine a three eyed alien from outer space performing such a mission for the services orf alien science. After which it fucked orf back again into the deepest recesses orf dark space never to return. Correct me if wrong but planet Earth has never been invaded by the wriggly eyed folk in recent history so I put that doine to the disgust engendered by the coy availability orf madame cunt cheese. Respect and thanks to the old mare due.
    We do need to keep a wary eye orn those kids though.

  19. If, as a comedian, you want to work on TV, where the big money is, you have to be a loud and proud remoaner. That’s the fucking rules.
    Dr Goebbels has nothing to teach the cunts who run the media.

    • Its simple really, Brexit, Trump, straight white men and Christianity are all fair game and just fill in your preferred ‘ism’ or ‘phobe’ for anything that will offend the sensitivities of cunts.

  20. The irony is that most of these cunts have not a clue what being a member state of the 4th Reich actually means for the UK. The luvvies regard it as something fashionable that they can preach to their ‘flock’.

    Brand is a droning-voiced old minger. About as funny as Stage 4 pancreatic cancer, in my view.

  21. Imagine if this revolting fat cunt made a lezzie video with Diane Abbott?
    Please don’t ask me why I thought of this, I already wish I could unthink it.
    Would it be marketed under the adult DVD section or the horror collection?

    • C’mon Hugh, let’s tone it down a bit old chap. Videos of those two is in the same league as bestiality and snuff movies.

  22. A champagne socialist just like her co-star mate Alan Davies in their CH4 “Damned” programme (a comedy programme about social services).

    If fairness I found that series quite amusing until an acquaintance – who’s wife works for the SS – told me that the reality is ten times worse.

    Did Ms Brand not think that the way society is now – overcrowded, overstretched, underfunded – is exactly why we voted to leave in the first place?

    Cunt!

  23. I genuinely find this flabby cunt repugnant.

    Every time i see its face or hear its voice I’m overcome with the notion that regardless of how many times it may wash, its fanny still stinks like a herring trawl.

    I just can’t get it out of my head, it feels very real.

    Years ago when Brookside was still on the box I was similarly overcome with the notion that Ron Dixon had really bad breath.

    If I had to put my theory to the test I believe I’d be proven right on both counts.

    The only thing that this fat fucking right on lefty has ever done that I found funny was the Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party where she thought that the fact she was once a nurse (30 years ago) gave her credibility to attack cuts to the NHS.

    Fuck off you fat unfunny cunt.

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