Hospital managers

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Hospital managers.
These are probably the most cunting cunts of all.
They are there in their thousands in every hospital, more cunting managers than patients. They do absolutely nothing to help anyone, least of all the people who are ill. All they actually do is e-mail each other to arrange meetings to decide the date of the next meeting. When they piss everyone off or get pissed off themselves, they get a huge payoff and go get another manager’s job in the other hospital down the road. Let’s hope they all get something terminal and have to become patients themselves. Cunts. All of them.

Nominated by Bilbo C

18 thoughts on “Hospital managers”

  1. I’d just like to say thanks to our admins regarding the order of comments on ISAC. They gave us a vote, they listened and they acted accordingly.
    They would be totally unsuccessful as politicians. And that’s a compliment.

    • I too would like to thank the admins for giving us the right to vote and abide by our decision (unless there are some dissenting admin cunts who want to challenge the vote, lol)

  2. They are indeed totally useless CUNTS, Less use than Fiery Jack at a haemorrhoid Convention and even more irritating.

  3. And I couldn’t agree more with this cunting, after my recent experiences at a hospital which shall remain nameless and subsequent correspondence with their PALS department. These people are obsessed with quoting Hospital Policy and political correctness appears to be more important than the welfare of their patients.

    • Very true Alan. After my recent experience in the local meat-processing factory I have vowed never to enter its doors again. I received no response to my complaints which are up on the NHS website. No surprise there. Problem is these cunts are harder to get rid of than a peaceful on benefits.

  4. Bring back matron.
    Ruled each ward like a personal fiefdom but my lord,the wards were clean and staff professional

  6. My doctor has referred me to the hospital due my increasing paranoia.

    Every time I leave the house I’m being followed by a tall, long-legged bird.
    Think I’m being storked….

  7. I reckon the vast majority of the NHS budget problems could be solved just by putting these pointless fuckers out of a job.

  8. Every NHS manager I have known in my career has been a total and utter useless cunt of epic proportions.

    I am pretty sure that when they compose the ads to find these fuckers, it must somewhere state that they are looking for the mouthiest, most obnoxious, laziest fuckarse cuntwaffle, preferably with many years experience of being sucklike….because that it was that fucking employ.

    My first manager was a steaming pile of dry gay shite in a suit who used to march on to the ward like ‘Die Fuhrer’, throwing his weight around (and he had the weight to throw, being a short, fat cunt) and nit picking about every fucking trivial thing, whilst ignoring the fact that the not-enough staff were running on empty with a full, 30 bedded ward.

    My next manager was also a fat, useless heifer, but she was the exact opposite. Happy and smiley, asking if everything was ‘okay’ and then fucking off within five minutes, probably to stuff an entire tray of doughnuts into her enormous piehole.

    Of all NHS staff, they are both the most pointless and the most expendable. They should have done away with these wastrel fucktards years ago because they contribute absolutely nothing to the running of the service.

    The proof is in the pudding. The NHS is STILL inefficient and fucked, despite these pen pushing fucktards.

    FUCKING POINTLESS CUNTS.

  9. The massive expansion in government funded pen pushing wanker jobs took place during the Blair years. If every thick cunt is going to University you have to have some piss easy jobs for the cunts to be forever grateful and keep voting for you.
    Like everything the fucker touched it turned to shit but he’s still there coining it and telling the plebs what to do so that’s ok then.

  10. Couldn’t have put it any better! Fuckin cunt who was in charge of our local hospital went on the sick for 2 years, then they gave the cunt a 200k golden handshake! What in the blue FUCK is that all about?. Sure as eggs is eggs & all politicians are cunts, we will have the same fuckin headlines in January about A&E’s stretched beyond capacity, same as last year, the year before, the one before that etc. The front line staff are fantastic with what they have to work with and as you rightly say you’ve got the fuckin managerial cunts emailing the person sat opposite them! UTTER FUCKIN CUNTS! I guarantee you these cunts go private as well, stick these cunts in a corridor for 8 fuckin hours! PISS well and truly BOILING!

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