Friends

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‘Friends’
I’d like cunt the “hit” TV sitcom ‘Friends’, and others like it.

It’s been years since it came to its well overdue end, but, as it is shown daily on Comedy Central, it still holds the power to turn twenty-something men into cucked, feeble, needy, mangina faggots, and women into broody, conventional, lactating, vapid frumps.

Lets take the situation of Joey and Chandler. In the early seasons, all they wanted to do get laid, go to sports events, sit on their arses and watch TV. Like most blokes do.
Enter Monica, a colourless, cleaning-obsessed, insecure, neurotic rake with small tits and a gob so big you could practically sit in it.
At some point, she ends up fucking Chandler. What happens? He turns into a soft, spiritless, sprog-yearning, blank-firing shadow of his former self, controlled by his dictator-like spouse, raising babies that aren’t even his own. Nice.

And this is exactly my point, the TV shows and movies that are being pushed onto the public are rife with this banal, brainwashing picture-perfect, wholesome, happy family, child-promoting bollocks, completely devoid of creativity, individuality and originality. And to top it off, nowadays, it’s teeming with PC rhetoric, token minorities in the spotlight (because Muslims are just like us and can be funny too, you know!) substandard plots and even worse dialogue. Turning, what could be free-thinking, intelligent, young men and women into boring, uninteresting, production line, sound-to-be depressed and sexually frustrated zombies.

Nominated by Lord Cuntony

18 thoughts on “Friends”

  1. I would have tubbed Jennifer Aniston, mind…. First saw her in Quantum Leap… Tits in a jumper… Lovely stuff… Brad Pitt is either blind, gay, or insane to dump that for the certifiable witch that is Slagelina…. Lisa Kudrow’s voice bugged shit out of me… She sounded like Laurie Anderson doing ‘O Suporman’ ‘Ah Ah Ah Ah etc’….

  2. A recall Parliament emergency cunting for Matthew Parris who has actually said this in his column in the Times today
    Matthew Parris: ‘There are only a few weeks left now for the vast, sensible majority in the Commons to acknowledge that voters were wrong’.

    I simply cannot add anything to this. I rest my case.

  3. I always quite fancied that Phoebe bint (just so long as she kept her trap shut).

    Apparently Lisa Kudrow who played Phoebe, was worth around $60m back in 2003 (according to Wiki). Just shows how you can earn big money for being a blonde bimbo!

    Of course these days Friends has been revisited by the the virtue-signalling mob, and have found the show guilty of not having enough minorities, deriding poofters, no empowering black people, and the fact all 6 leads are white. Ergo the show is inherently racist etc. and should be banned!

  4. They never succeeded in replacing ‘Mr Ed’, who spoke to Wilbur but not his wife Carol, who was a bit of alright. And he was such a well-behaved horse, he never had a shit while the cameras were rolling.

  5. Not on board with this here cunting.
    I thought (early) Friends was pretty funny and had some classic piss-taking lines for the male characters.
    Apparently it offends millenial cum-stains so it can’t be all bad.
    I’d love to be able to force a bunch of young leftie cunts to watch ‘Love Thy Neighbour’…
    https://youtu.be/B1dakp4FT0w

    • With you on this one Thomas.

      Early series of Friends excellent.

      Phoebe by far the most fuckable of the girls.

      • Indeed. And you just knew she’d be into all sorts of interestingly pervy things that the other two hoity-toity cunts would turn their noses up at…
        Aniston’s funbags though…

  6. I’ve never watched this as the title just sounds limp.

    If it was called ‘Ripping the back out of beautiful women’, it may have gained my attention.

    Goodbye for now.

  7. I tried watching friends but there’s something about the yank method of dubbing in canned audience laughter that neuters my ability to laugh and it just pisses me off to be honest.. I’ll laugh if it’s actually funny, cunts!

    Also questionable is the idea a bunch of twenties oddballs could afford that sort of apartment in NY. They should do a 2019 London version in a damp single room cell in Paddington, where a bunch of polish construction workers and stanleys try to get along with the dumb white chicks who look for drugs and dick.

  8. ‘Friends’.Laugh? I thought I’d never start, and I didn’t. I only ever watched to catch a glimpse of Aniston’s amazing nips. I swear they must have iced them down between takes. And Brad boy left her for that fucking rubber lipped zombie…

  10. Apart from Random Cunt, it would appear that I am the only other person on this planet never to have watched even a snippet of an episode of Fiends. I feel uncommonly privileged.

  11. Just watched snippets of it and found it juvenile unfunny crap for soy boys and air head wimmin.

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