Cressida ‘I’m a lesbian but this is my surname’ Dick [3]

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EMERGENCY UBER CUNTING: CRESSIDA DICK. This titless wonder is getting involved in politics by warning about a no deal Brexit. Fuck off darling.You are not allowed to get involved in politics so go do one, love.

Nominated by Kravdarth

40 thoughts on “Cressida ‘I’m a lesbian but this is my surname’ Dick [3]”

  2. No but seriously though, she’s a lesbian and THAT’S her surname. I don’t have a problem with lesbians but that is just the most hilarious piece of irony.

    • It really is OC! You just know that it’s the first thing everybody thinks whenever she’s mentioned. It must haunt her to know that.
      On the serious side, Krav’s got a point; she must surely know that she shouldn’t involve herself publicly in political matters; she looks to be walking a very thin line here.

      • The thing that should bother her most is that she was a political appointment (under Amber Dudd), a box-licking, box ticking exercise in political correctness:

        Female ✔️
        Rug muncher ✔️
        Useless PC Virtue signalling snowflake ✔️
        Makes Treasoner May look like Boadicea ✔️

        And her vocal delivery is so DULL and LIFELESS…

      • No good at solving crime….

        That’s a must. Wouldn’t want the wrong feathers getting ruffled.

      • Of course… so easy to forget solving crime when you’re busy surfing the net looking for cunts burning cardboard replicas of Grenfell…

  3. I thought this cunt was supposed to concentrate on crime.
    If she wants to get involved in politics you’d expect something like “if we got rid of all the black people, we’d have no knife crime” or “if we got rid of all the Muslims there’d be no terrorism”….
    (These views are purely the hypothetical views of cresida dick and not necessarily the views of dts).
    But … No deal brexit?
    What the fuck do you know about it cunt?

  4. This is the future folks. All major offices of power and authority controlled by the likes of this cunt, the Welby cunt, young right on royal cunts, PC political cunts, Eurofascist cunts and big business / finance Soros / Branson type cunts.
    Hell, we’re 99% there.
    Get to fuck.
    Good evening.

  5. “I am a liberal because liberalism seems to mean faith in the people, confidence that they will manage their own affairs far better than those affairs are likely to be managed for them by others” – Millicent Fawcett. Shame that so many modern so called ‘liberals’ like Cressida Prick, O’Shithead, Linekunt. Alibaba-Brown etc seem to have forgotten this regarding issues like the Brexit vote and the proles being allowed to govern themselves.

    • And so it is OC that you’ve got to the nub of issue.

      Throughout time there’s always been a set of cunts that think they know better than you and as such seek out the positions in society that enable them to fulfill their desire.

      What I find genuinely fascinating is how these cunts adapt over the years, when I was growing up it was the Unions that knew your best interests, demanding 30% pay rises whilst enjoying beer and sandwiches at No 10.

      That said when you turned on the TV you had the choice of AL-Beeb 1 & 2 or ITV and later C4 and the Radio offered almost as much scant choice.

      TV and Radio hosts were just there to present the program, make it entertaining and pass no judgement.

      We recognised that these people were very lucky and so did they.

      Match of the Day was presented by Bob Wilson, Jimmy Hill and Des Lynam. Bob Wilson used to play in goal for Arsenal and Jimmy Hill legacy goes far beyond playing football and presenting MOTD.

      Whilst Jimmy Hill fought for footballers to earn a decent wage (he got the wage cap abolished) and was instrumental in revolutionising much of the game we see today I never heard him once tell me that I should house a Cambodian or that if I thought that may be a bit extreme that made me a racist.

      Fast forward to 2018 and we have Al-Beeb paying an ex professional multimillionaire footballer a multimillion pound salary to present a 90 minute program once a week.

      Al-Beeb is apparently ‘impartial’ yet they allow jug ears to expouse his virtue signalling PC bullshit without sensor.

      Switch on Question Time and I’ll guarantee the panel will include a bum boy singer, Z list Cleb and the like.

      When in the name of cunt did these cunts opinions matter

  6. A no deal Brexit has been one of the options that could happen since June 2016. I would go as far to say that is what will now happen now which I am cool about as I think it will be fine.

    You have ask, ‘what the fuck have they been doing for 2 1/2 years?’ No contingency planning. Well get on it you dopey tart.

    Dick of the Yard instills zero confidence for me, I am with RTC on this.
    A clear PC appointment by Elmer Thudd. Dick should have been dismissed in 2005. A hetro IC1 male would never have got the Commissioners job if he had her employment record.

  7. As YT remarked t’other day the “Investigative Lead” (WTF?”) into the Gatwick Drone Fiarseco is yet another box ticking gormless lezza. Forgotten its name but the Old Jill doine Sussex way is full orf the breed. Tried to do me duty for ISAC and searched for Ms Dildo but all trace vanished. Clearly been ordered to stick its head up its own fanny and leave it there until certain embarrassments subside. Just a thought – what is Ms Dick’s partner called, could it be? Was reported that Ms Dick’s other ‘arf is in the Force as well. What a turn up for the New Year eh! Bugger me, done in an ‘arf case of me best single malt (kosher, not the snide stuff) already and feeling positively painless.

  8. Where my post gone?

    Fuck all in their I wouldn’t relish saying to the cunt in person!

  9. Born Cressida Rose Dick, daughter of Marcus William Dick. Must have put up with some ribbing in her schooldays. If she wasn’t a lesbian she could have got married and changed her name. She could have married Ed Balls.

  10. Old Cressida Dick Emery is about as much use as a Police Chief as Diana Abbot dispensing Diet advice.

    She can shut up and kiss my piss. Perhaps if this sour-faced powder-puff failure gave up her bulldyke whims and got back on the ‘solids’ she’d halt some of the crime.

  11. I don’t get all this we’re all doomed shit! Shortage of medicine, long queues at airports, holiday prices going through the roof, huge import prices on foreign cars. I’m a proud white working class man,( yes we do still exist, even though the minorities, sorry, majorities want us eradicated)surely we as 1 of the richest countries and most technically advanced can manufacture our own medicines? As for holidays abroad I’m a single parent, couldn’t give a fuck about supporting some foreign cunts economy. As far as import taxes on cars etc going up if their ain’t the demand abroad, surely people can buy British cars cheaper over here? Let’s be honest we make some damn fine fuckin motors! These scare mongering wankers just wanna put the shits up the middle classes. Working classes know we will be poorer, we’ve got fuck all anyway so do your best. These middle class sales wankers types are only interested in making out how well they are doing! Fuck you and your pant shitting! Cunts. My shopping at john Lewis has gone up £20 a week since Brexit! Fuckin clueless cunts. Remember the Good life back in the seventies? Self sufficiency? Are these pricks trying to say we don’t know how to look after ourselves? One of the richest countries in the world? Project fear and hunchback, cunt off!

    • Exactly as I’ve said before Cuntosaurus just do a quick check next time you are out and about and count up all German cars and you will find it’s around 20% add in froggie and eytie motors and you are nearer 45/50% so thats a shit load of bargaining power we have because who’s gonna buy up them if we ain’t. Maybe a few percent in their domestic markets maybe a few percent spread around the globe but still probably losing 30% total market sales. But our government is WEAK. Also we own GSK and Astra Zeneca two huge pharma companies 5th and 6th in global ranking think they may hold some sway with medication. Again our government is WEAK.

  12. It was Cressida Dick’s indecisiveness that led to the shooting of John Charles de Menezes. She is utterly useless and is in position purely for political reasons. On taking up her position ( being brought out of retirement remember) she was asked what her priority was for policing in London. Gun crime? Nope. Acid attacks? Nope. Moped robberies? Nope. Terrorism? Nope. Diversity? Got it in one. Fucking diversity.

  13. Diversity, didn’t they win Britain’s got talent? A bunch of Pat Boones if I remember correctly? Very athletic your average pat, bred into them so they can run from police! Spear chucking cunts

  14. Just finished watching TOTP 1978 on the idiot lantern whilst refreshing myself with a nice little LBV Port.

    Just shows how 40 years on, the long bony fingers of PC have really taken all the enjoyment out of entertainment.

    Take Legs and Co dancing to some of the hits. That slim, leggy, tall, pretty blonde Rosie was particularly horn-provoking. Had I’d been my dad’s age back then, TOTP with Rosie would have been a veritable masturbatory treat!

  15. ‘Dick’ by name, and ‘dick’ by nature.

    Why don’t these high profile shut stirrers just stick to what they apparently know and keep their beaks out of politics. Doesn’t she have something more pressing to be getting on with, like sorting out the utter shitfest that is the sadly lacking BASIC POLICING within communities? (and that is an understatement)

    Does she seriously believe that leaving the EU is going to be any more detrimental to us security wise (because ‘access to databases’ may be inhibited) and make us any more unsafe than we are currently, with most of the criminal fucktards and nutjob extremists from every corner of the globe already IN the UK??

    Is she actually living in the same country as we are, or Pluto?

    I am so fucking nauseated with hearing from all of these doom merchant neighsayers about how we are all going to monumentally fucked if we leave the EU and how this will happen and that will happen.

    Just get on with your job, Dick…..or should I say, CUNT!

    • Sorry about that cunters…..I meant (of course) ‘SHIT stirrers’ (in case anyone wondered!!)

      My eyes are well and truly fucked, as are my spell checking skills.

  16. I vote for Crusty Dick in 2019 cunters, lets finally end knife stabbings and drive by acid attacks once and for all!

    • Nevermind about the stabbings and acid attacks I was just informed by MP Lammy that the perpetrators of those crimes are usually PoC so just fucking forget it and for brexit how about a all Dick and no cunt approach to the no brexit deal its “hard” but “soft” at the same time i’m sure you cunts would agree

  17. Got a couple of neighbors of the tongue and groove persuasion. One of them is a little subservient mouse that will only say hello to me if her 7 foot bull is not present. The bull in the in this unnatural relationship completely blanks me if I say hello etc. Probably hates me because I have a dick. I’ve a good mind to go round their and wave my magic wand at the timid one, de radicalise her , what a challenge just before the year is out.

  18. I forget the majority of my rant about this dickless cunt but the gist was basically a classic example of the folly of positive discrimination gone mad.

    A first week police academy rookie would no doubt have more justice acumen as opposed to this “hunt down the tweeters, ignore the bombers” cunt.

    The only reason she’s in this role is because she has a cunt, and even that’s useless given her predilections.

    Her and Khan are the most useless cunts to have ever been inflicted on Londonistab. Mind you, that cunt of a city deserves them both!

    Cunts!

  19. Modded again!

    What trigger word am I using cos the only one in there was “cunt” and that would be ironic given the site name…

    • I was going to publish the list but then I realized that it would invite people to work around it.
      Incidentally there is no sign of your post in the moderation queue or the bin. Maybe you didn’t hit the go button?

  20. This cunt has outcunted her own cuntishness. The cunt was responsible for a bunch of psychopaths with badges slaughtering an innocent Brazilian. On her watch, London is covered with more spy cameras than any other city in the world but the cunts that watch them all do nothing to stop kids stabbing knives into other kids at a record rate. It’s got fuck all to do with Brexit, global warming or “Tory cuts”. But it’s got a lot to do with you being a completely useless cunt.

    Metropolitan police – cunts led by even bigger cunts.

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