Wayne Rooney is a cunt… The ideal ‘hero’ for the modern nu-footie social media mong maybe… But certainly not for longstanding football fans like myself and others who have seen (far ) bigger and better…How many of the imbeciles and foreign ‘Me lifelong Man U fan from Monkeyland’ calling Rooney a ‘legend’ on social media went to the game to pay tribute to him the othernight?, I’ll tell you how many, none…..Twitter fucking tosspots…
As for the grannygubbing chav’s ‘legendary’ status? Remind me how many World Cups did England win with that fat cunt up front?…. Legend my arse… The trouble is during Rooney’s time the bar for being an England ‘legend’ was lowered considerably… So Rooney scored a hat trick against Bosnia… So fucking what? Sir Bobby Charlton is the Only England legend from United, end of… In fact I suggest that Sir Bobby is allowed a ‘farewell’ game for both United and England… He gets a couple of penalties in each and gets both his scoring records back… That would shut the fat wighead cunt Rooney up and his social media areslickers… Cunts…
Nominated by Norman
For what the cunt is paid, a hat trick on Bosnia should be possible before lunch. I despise this cunt and his rancid wife.
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Rooney is a complete cunt, as is his gold-digging chavy fucking wife.
I will never forget Rooney shouting abuse back at England fans in the 2010 WC, when the so-called superstars of England could only draw against a bunch of camel herders from lowly Algeria.
The dim cunt seems to have forgotten the fact that the fans travelled thousands of miles to South Africa paying many thousand more in ticket prices, airfares and hotels etc, only to be served up by lackluster performance after lackluster performance by these overpaid clowns that don’t all deserve to be wearing the England shirt!
That world cup was an utter disgrace by the England team, and that fat cunt in particular. They couldn’t beat the Yanks, drew with Algeria, scraped a win against Slovenia; and then got well and truly hammered by the Krauts in the knockout stages. And yet most of the players didn’t seem to give a fuck!
Hopefully him and his brood can fuck off to the States and lick the Beckham’s arseholes.
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I remember that too. I also remember thinking ‘what the fuck are you doing you ugly cunt?’ as he did it.
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Don’t really have much to add so all I’ll say is: Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!
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You forgot he used Man United for money TWICE Norm – on one of those occasions even threatening to go to Oilchester City!
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Yes OC! I didn’t like the fat little cunt to begin with, but when he held the club to ransom (the first time) they should have have shipped the overrated prick directly to any team dull enough to pay for the cunts services. Soon got found out for the average twat he was once United started shedding their talent when Ferguson decided he was off.
I’m disgusted that he holds records for United, he was pandered to a ridiculous extent. When you think the likes of Stam, Van Nistlerooy (who would have smashed the clubs goal scoring records had he been allowed to stay), Berbatov and numerous others were kicked out at the slightest sign of thinking they could question AF, with constant reminding of “no one is bigger than the club” only to see Rooney continually played and given wage rise after wage rise despite being absolute dog shit for 50% of his time there.
If I were English and seeing that cunt hold the nations appearance (outfield) and goal scoring records I could pinpoint exactly why the team were garbage for 15 years. The wanker isn’t fit to be associated with likes of Greeves, Charlton, Moore etc.
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I can only hope Harry Kane smashes his ‘record’ for England. During that San Marino game I was willing Rooney to miss the penalty – that’s how much I hate the cunt. Unlike Charlton who’s a real gentleman and the epitome of class Rooney is just a chav with dough.
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Spot on mate. The minute he put that goal in against Seaman when he was 16 the media wouldnt allow him to fail. They needed him once Beckham left for Spain to have something/anything to talk about. Hence almost 2 decades of arse-licking for a bang average cunt.
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Rooney revealed recently that there was a period where he had considered a move to Stamford Bridge, but decided otherwise, on learning that the Chelsea Pensioners were all blokes….
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City fans wouldn’t have let the ugly cunt through the gates. All the money in the world isn’t worth seeing that overrated fat fuck play.
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The magoos have fans? Who’d have thunk. Big in Stockport, East Manchester and the UAE. I bet you have one of those “Bell better than Best” t-shirts made by Toffs 😉
Rooney is indeed a cunt – as soon as I saw the nom it had Norman written all over it – I wasn’t disappointed. Only United can waste huge sums of money on cunts like Falcao, Di Maria and Tevez – to name 3 of dozens.
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😂 well if it comes between being a ‘Magoo’ and a Salford Utd fan…..Christ give me City any day of the week/year. Normally fans are despised based on their success and it goes in cycles. These days Utd can barely beat an egg and every cunt still hates them and with good reason. They’re unbearable.
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I bow to your superior intelligence on the Bertie history – i.e. you fucking don’t have any. Having been born in Hope hospital and living on the same street as Norbert Peter Stiles in Collyhurst one of us is masquerading as a cunt and here is your clue, its not me. Citeh were in a 2 horse race with only one horse. Your “Emptijihad” council house in East Manchester who Main Sewer buys (illegally) every season and match ticket as he is the only shareholder therefore he amortises his losses (look it up thick cunt) and makes it appear the blue shit have no creditors has been sniffed out by UEFA FFP and it doesn’t matter if you “sponsored” a footpath running over the council house for a gazillion quid to some crooked brother or relative of Main Sewer, its still wrong. Before you come back at me with your “Bell better than Best” bollocks, United exist solely on what they make and before that it was the MUDA who started developing United in the 60’s. Its a Mancunian club, always was, is, and always will be. Prawn sandwiches aside, we raised more “legends” than you blue nosed cunts could buy in a 100 years. Citeh are a team of mercenaries, funded by mercenaries and a hard core of blue nosed cunts who are mercenaries. You advertised semi Final ECL games at the Emptijihad for a fiver and still couldn’t pack it out. The only gratification the Berties have after beating the Reds are bragging rights at work for a week whilst we prepare for the “real” derby which is Liverpool. Real reds look for the dates and times of our “real” rivals. The magoo cunts could win the FA cup, Milk cup, ECL, World super cup / European overall champions cup, the Grand National and the Boat race but you cunts will only ever be pale comparisons to the real Champions.
Here is a stat for you which I am sure you will wriggle yourself out of like the blue nosed fuckwit you are. You called us the “rags” – we got bombed out at OT and had to wear the cast offs of the blue nosed cunts, is that the best the Stockport cunts could come up with?
Next month will mark an extraordinary moment in the history of Manchester City. On Dec 8, 1998, City lost 2-1 at home to Mansfield in the Auto Windscreens Trophy. The following evening, Manchester United entertained Bayern Munich at a rammed Old Trafford en route to ultimate victory in the Champions League. Citeh had also lost 2-1 away against York City funded by Frannie Lees recycled bog roll business the same week.
But for the 3,007 people who formed the smallest crowd in City’s history that night, it was an occasion of deep significance. As they watched their team of journeymen sink to miserable defeat.
3007 at home, the Maine Road shithouse saw the game that night.
When United sank to relegation in the 70’s we gave home attendance records to every team in the old League 2 the money from gate receipts they could only hope for in an FA cup run that saw them to the last 16. Meanwhile Citeh weren’t even as important as a pimple on a dimple on a money spiders bollock.
Know your place cunt – if Main Sewer has (quite rightly) the back ripped out of him and he has to make financial amends for his cheating, lying raghead methods of financially reimbursing Citeh with fake figures and huge fines / bans from European football don’t be surprised. The magoos from East Manchester with an “academy” that produced fuck all for the Berties and cost £750m will be testament that Bell, Summerbee, fat boy Lee could never produce in an eon the quality of United Legends who were born, trained, perfected and honed into players that the berties were never capable of, unless you bought off the shelf and declared them “legends”. If you are going to reply smart mealy mouthed cunt make your citations and “facts” based on truth with verifiable sources. I still see your “supporters” running like scared Danny Dyer Wannabees at the Moon Under water on Deansgate and always getting a good hiding from Dave Totton and the Salford lads giving the Berties a new lesson in manners. Know thy place blue shit. Cunts, cunts, cunts one and all.
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Ah, Man Citeh…
Matthew Hedges, a 31-year-old student at Durham University who went to UAE to research his PhD thesis, was handed LIFE sentence at Abu Dhabi court in a hearing that lasted less than five minutes, and with no lawyer present… Funny that ‘human rights for Cataloina’ Pep hasn’t mentioned it, isn’t it?… As Eric Idle would say, ‘Say no fucking more!’
Colin Bell still pisses on all the current side anyway… Great player, he was…
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Well I fucking never…
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/carlos-tevez-in-manchester-a-dubious-transfer-deal-gone-sour-a-1238168.html
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Rumour has it, Tevez and Joleon Lescott had a proper scrap in the dressing room after Roberto Mancini announced he was bringing in a new face….
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Emergency cunting for that pompous lefty anti Brexit egotistical cunt Mathew Wright on Talkradio,he interview ed Gerrard Batten this afty regarding him using Tommy Robinson as an advisor,he constantly spoke over Gerrard,cut him up ,tried to smear Robinson,all the usual msm tricks these remainer bastards use,dragged Robinsons convictions up,used his real name aka Stephen Laxley etc etc…….these msm remainer attacks at Tommy and Ukip are soooooo fucking booooooooring now,Wright is getting like O Brien,his ego is far bigger than his his cock size…..Batten schooled him off though and Wright didnt like it,another one for the celebrity death bus….
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Farrage put the boot in good and hard too, lost a lot of respect from me. Steeped down from UKIP leadership to pursue celebrity status and German citizenship for two of his kids.
Robinson has his faults for sure but he has stuck to his principals and paid a real price.
Farrage and the other leave leaders have all pretty much backed away since the vote. The remainer talking heads are countably cunts and unashamedly, sadly seems we have cunts on all sides.
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Farage is a complete disappointment. After all if he wouldn’t have made such a fuss about leaving the EU, old Hamface wouldn’t have given the public the referendum. Hammy only did it to avoid the migration of Tory Votes to UKIP.
Farage is now keeping his distance; he is as bad as Hamface for jumping ship when the hull got a few too many holes in it. I think Farage is due a cunting.
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I’ll post it this time but remember to put these things on the nominations page in future.
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Thanks A Cunt. Sorry, I wasn’t going to nom Farage (yet), but on reflection probably now well overdue.
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Very sorry Norman but…….
As a Liverpool fan I’d have every excuse to join in against an ex-Man U and Everton player……but I just can’t bring myself to cunt Rooney.
Despite the occasional lapse in shouting at England fans in S.Africa, the bloke has invariably made himself available for his country despite being patently unfit / injured in major tournaments. I blame those two foreign cunts for selecting him. Yep, his goalscoring record flatters him mainly thanks to the growth in shite Eastern European / banana republic opponents but I console myself hugely that I do believe he has now deprived Linecunt of that landmark.
Unlike the majority of his contemporaries he gave me the impression he cared and always tried his arse off. His impact in the Yank Pub League has been typical in raising a Conference level team to the Playoffs single handedly.
Contrast this with that complete platinum grade cross-dressing cunt Beckham. Rooney seems a humble enough bloke who remembers his working class roots; doesn’t have stupid “look at me” haircuts or (correct me if I’m wrong) ostentatious tattoos.
The fact he is almost alone amongst ex-Internationals in celebrating the national team’s recent successes seems typical behaviour.
And as for once or twice dallying with an Auld Slapper……well that’s no worse than what that cunt Macron does every night.
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Fucking useless for England and it was a disgrace he was given the Captain’s armband. I wouldn’t have had him sitting on the bench.
Whilst “playing” it was painfully evident he was dreaming of being back at his dirty Manc paymasters. Thirty grand for a drilled-in Elton wig and he then started going bald at the back. Money to spunk away.
As soon as he saw a septuagenarian in the crowd his mind wandered.
A fucking useless and dreadfully overrated cunt.
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The fat cunt was always a small man for the big occasions…..
England legend ? Of fucking please that’s a insult to former players……..
lucky the thick as pig shit cunt could play football as it would be easy to imagine him smoking a roll up whilst leaning on his broom at the roadworks with his fat arsecrack showing……
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Ronaldo is still playing at the highest level, as good as he ever was, at the age of 33. Rooney is a year or so younger and is winding down his days playing alongside average players in the MLS. That says it all really.
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England need players like him and Hesckey and mclaren in charge ya cunts….
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Always thought that Rooney was utterly overrated. Him and his dog of a missus are the epitome of chav cuntery.
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And Manc’s you definitely aint. That’s a horrendous insult to a proper one. Like me.
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Aside from a decent debut in Euro 2004, the haslet-faced mong was only able to perform in qualifiers against Dracula-land or Andorra, and with octogenerians.
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With all his money he is still a fat ugly twat An average footballer overpaid overweight lardy bastard never far away from his mothers house so he can feed his face with scouse Thick as pigshit know wonder his family were called The Flintstones Drink driving scumbag who bounces back as nothing has happened how did he manage to get a work visa to work in the USA ?
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