Tax dodgers

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I would like to nominate deliberate tax defaulters for a cunting.

I’m not talking about the likes of Google, Facebook etc who deserve a separate and galactic cunting for their tax avoidance antics. I’m talking about the small self-employed people who decide that it’s OK to cheat the HMRC whilst using the NHS and schools and no doubt claiming some sort of government benefit.

Who do these cunts think they are? They are taking the piss out of the rest of us. Nobody likes paying taxes but I think that’s because people see how much taxpayers’ money is squandered by government, local and national. But the vast majority of people want a decent society in which others don’t die for lack of medical care, the young are educated and people feel safe and secure on the streets (except in Londonistan under Mayor Saddick Khunt).

So the vast majority of people play by the rules and pay their dues to the HMRC. If they are employed. and the employer isn’t bent, the PAYE system takes care of things of course.
Takeaway food shops and restaurants appear regularly and frequently in the list of deliberate tax defauters published by HMRC. (https://www.gov.uk ) It’s about time these fucking imports were slapped down and made to pay up. I’ve always found Chinese takeaway food to be expensive shit anyway.

Cunts all.

Nominated by Fimbriations

41 thoughts on “Tax dodgers”

  1. Spot on Fimbriations. The libtards want equality for all well its simple, all money earnt in the UK is subject to 30% taxation that’s from big company to individuals everyone gets £15000 tax free before beginning to pay tax therefore helping the low paid without penalising the companies that employ them. The above applies to everyone, self employed, PAYE, corporations everyone if the money is from the UK or is subject to tax no matter where you are based. But of course the Bransons and Dysons the Amazon’s and Googles will be let off by our weak and gutless HMRC

  2. Fuck that. I pay around 60% tax on all monies earned and then probably another 10 – 20% in VAT and duty when I actually spend it. I just have to rely on my accountant to stop HMRC gang raping my arse every year.

    What do they do with all of the hard earned cash? Give it to workshy cunts either at home or abroad who milk the system, fund the NHS which just wastes cash at a mind boggling rate or, failing that, just gives it to the cunts in the EU.

    I cannot really criticise anyone who has become properly fucked off with it.

  3. I sympathise with Proper Cunt to some extent – but if we all paid our share based on a democratic system then we would all pay a bit less. Thankfully good citizens like Proper do pay their taxes. When I lived in London, i suspected that there were loads of dodgers in the darkie economy. It’s based on the curcumstantial evidence that a lot of the darkies in my apartment drove very expensive cars (especially the kneegroes) whilst having to pay eye watering mortgages. The few whities always seemed to have bog standard cars.

  4. I’m gonna have to cunt you I’m afraid Acwcc. Cunting tax dodgers is like rape victims cunting the girl who had the foresight to carry pepper spray instead of… you know… the actual fucking rapist.

  5. Earlier in the year I cunted Hand Car Washes which falls neatly into this category. It’s any business/restaurant that displays the CASH ONLY sign. They couldn’t advertise that they were pocketing everything any more if they had a flashing neon sign saying, 💥 Tax-dodgers Here 💥.

    Hairdressers all seem to be cash only, not just the Turks, Iraqis, Iranians, and Kurds but the women’s ones run by Ivanka and Babooshka.

    Special mention should go to Curry Houses: “Ah’m surry sir, we can-not be taking cards at de moment because card macheen is bro-ken. Also ah’ve hand-written your bill and added on p-lenty of extra items. Please come again”.

  6. Most people, except the rich cunts like Branson and Lineker, don’t mind paying tax and would even be prepared to pay more.
    That’s of course if it wasn’t given away to foreign freeloaders, both here and abroad, and blown away on shit like HS2 and similar vanity projects. That’s the dilemma.
    Having said that I would hang every Taxdodger anyway ……… the population needs thinning out.

  7. It was well known in Immigration that our “enrichers” entering the country were destined to the cash industries owned by their “importers” (traffickers ) Snouts in troughs allowed tremendous opportunities for kickback. The sand coloured people and their darker contingent will never be persued by HMRC. If you are white, lawful and in employment, you will be persued and hounded for every last penny in your piggy.
    Under the radar, but a very important component of financial impropriety is the “Dowry System”
    Cunts all !

  8. Here’s one I heard on the radio this morning. £50 million to fight FGM…….. going to Africa!

    Party time in Lagos boys! 🤩👩🏿‍🔧🎉

    • Surely they should fight FGM here first!?!

      Oh sorry, how silly of me, that’s just “cultural” over here isn’t it.

      I look forward to this year’s Oxford Thesaurus revision…

      Cultural = “peaceful”.

      Pillars of the community = grooming gang.

      Diverse area = stab central.

      Culturally enriched = shithole.

      Architect = drug dealer.

    • Does that mean they will use proper surgical tools rather than fucked old knives and razor blades? Let us not forgot the top end merc’s to ferry such equipment. So proud of my governments achievements in the field of the liberal universe. Proud to pay my taxes, aye proud.
      My arse.

  9. Can’t agree with this. cunting. We have a thing called a government that then decides how much of our income it wants to take and if you’re PAYE taxes it as source.

    Income Tax was invented to pay for the Napoleonic wars and once they were over it was kept. Politicians are not merely elected they are in many groomed and placed by vested interests. So even if you accept that some level of taxation is necessary for such basic things as infrastructure and defence a lot of tax legislation is manipulated to favour those vested interests not only in its collection but where it is spent.

    Are we sheep meant to graze and accept we will be fleeced on a regular basis.

    Every penny of tax we pay should be questioned. Many organisations and families that are embedded in our legal and political systems have very shady pasts, much like the Mafia in the US in the 60’s and 70’s they decided the best way to protect and enhance their incomes was to become part of the legislature.

    Yes my fellow cunters a lot of taxation is really part fo a glorified protection racket. Taxation is not to be accepted as a necessary part of life, because much of it is not.

    Study the evolution of taxation in this country and you’re eyes will open wider than your wallet. It’s not just income tax, it’s tax on saving, spending, death, housing, you name it they have found a way to tax it.

    Tax is justified by services?

    Take a good hard look at the decrease in quality of basic services.

    Police
    Defence
    Healthcare
    Monthly rubbish collections

    An endless list of decreasing services but paying the same or more tax, even when they reduce tax in one area they raise it in another.

    Pay your tax like a good sheep, because it’s the right thing to do?

    Blind acceptance is a sign, of stupid fools who stand in line.

    Team PAYE

    • I can only add that the decrease in quality of essential national services – where not due to generously giving the profits to Carillion, Serco and Crapita – is taking place in conditions of slow but definite economic growth. Allegedly.
      SV accurately observes:
      “Every penny of tax we pay should be questioned. Many organisations and families that are embedded in our legal and political systems have very shady pasts, much like the Mafia in the US in the 60’s and 70’s they decided the best way to protect and enhance their incomes was to become part of the legislature.”

      Not to mention the lobbying industry. Embedded or what?

      This is as corrupt a system of government as anything you’d find in Africa. And it’s crept up on us. The checks and balances have been gently erased, and democracy is currently facing its final phase: demonisation as ‘populism’ and extinction with the active consent of a brainwashed population.

      No, I’m not a conspiracy theorist. Si corruptio requiris, circumspice.

      • I say bring back the window tax. Having more than one window per room is an unnecessary extravagance which only the rich can afford. I expect Jeremy Corbyn to put this into effect within weeks of becoming prime minister.

      • Vince Cable is on board too.

        He has to wait til it’s dark to get out of his coffin anyway otherwise he turns to ash.

  10. Off-topic I confess but does anyone else out there share my view that the Matthew Hedges / UAE spat looks decidedly suss?

    I’ll admit a life sentence seems a tad harsh but if I was a spy I’d also use a “researching security” cover story. His wife looks like a shouty Middle-Eastern attention seeker and the bloke himself looks decidedly shifty.

    As the UAE are something of an ally I expect he will be released but don’t be the slightest bit surprised if a future Wikileaks reveals the bloke has been on MI6’s payroll all along. (And Good Morning to GCHQ)

    • Indeed I do share your viewpoint on Matthew Hedges and his gobby wife, Isaac. I suggest they’re both cunts who should be thrown to the camels (no wolves in UAE, I believe).

    • Any cunt foolish enough to conduct research on the UAE’s security strategy for a PhD thesis in such a cuntry deserves everything he gets. Aren’t these twerps supposed to have brains?

      • Given his father lives there and he has history with the place he should fucking well know better you’d think?

      • Yeah like the soft cunt who tried to get on an Island twice even though he was told the cunts would kill him to death if he did.

        Day 1 – pays local fisherman to take him to the island. Fisherman moors out of arrow reach and tells the yank do-gooder: “You can swim the rest of the way and there are sharks in there!”

        Cunt swims over and is immediately shot at by the locals who REALLY DO NOT WANT YOU THERE YOU CUNT!

        He manages to get back to the boat. They return back to the mainland.

        Day 2 – “Oh, they didn’t really mean it! Take me back again.”

        The last that was seen of the cunt was his bloodied and arrow strewn body being dragged up the beach…

        —-

        Ah the Darwin Awards. His family have forgiven the tribe. They don’t need your right-on forgiveness you cunts as they were merely exercising THEIR RIGHT to protect and defend THEIR BORDERS!

        He was told dozens of times that those cunts don’t play ball. He still went anyway. His fault. End of.

        I just wish we could hire the islanders to protect our borders, it’d make a fucking refreshing change!

        Cunts!

      • Ruff Tuff, I cunted this Leftie couple earlier in the year under Vanity.

        Absolute bellends. Posted everything on-line, right up to their death.

      • You missed out the best bit…….the cunt was a bible basher trying to bring them the word of god. Oh how I laughed.
        Meanwhile six cunts turned up in a boat off the Kent coast today following 14 yesterday.
        More of our money going to these bloodsuckers.
        We should hire some of those islanders with their bows and arrows.

      • I hope these economic migrants are out on the first boat back to France!

        If France don’t want them then they can feel free to return the cunts to the country they entered France from, etc., all the way back to whatever backwards, bomb-makery, Middle Eastern or Africunt shithole they came from!

        They are not refugees and they are not asylum seekers. They are all fighting age male benefits scroungers with no right whatsoever to be here!

        As soon as the cunts get the same dinghy idea for Kent that’s infecting Greece, Italy and Spain, they’ll think they can get away with that bullshit here too!

        Well they won’t because there’ll be more than a few “concerned individuals” who will happily patrol that area to help them back on their way.

        And woe-betide any cunt police force who tries to stop them! Seeing how it’s their bastard job to deal with these criminals in the first place!

        Cunts!

    • Oops, apologies to Sir Cuntalot who I have belatedly spotted as having cunted this cunt far more eloquently than I.

      I must remember to double-check Nominations before skiiing off-piste in future!

  11. In Lutonistab all of the Joe Daki Chicken Ranches, Bangladeshi “Indian” take outs and Chinese takeaways, etc., all have “Just Eat” flyers in their windows.

    A pre-requesite of that is that punters can by by card.

    How I laugh while waiting for my beef curry and chips as one after the cunts play “take out pinball” as each gaff either side of the street claim their card machine isn’t working “that day”.

    Funny cos I’ve been in that hell hole for over a year now and irrespective of gaff the card machines *NEVER* work!

    In fact in you’re in one of the many “enriched” areas of the country and the card machine does work, then it’s because the cunts are scanning it for the Triads or for more bomb maker funds.

    O’course – in Lutonistab at least – you do have to run the “homeless” gauntlet in order to get your cash out of the machine, but I don’t mind that anymore as it’s the only British people I see down there!

    Cunts!

  12. I don’t mind paying tax, my issue is how it is spent, I still grit my teeth when there is any discussion on the ‘international development budget’ 0.7% of GDP….. what a fucking waste of MY money.
    If we have a peoples vote it should on this waste of money, cunts!

  14. Not sure I am really fully on board with this cunting. Those that don’t pay tax that is legally due fair enough throw the book. However as part of the “fuckery” that we have seen spreading like a cancer in our society (starting with Blair but being carried on by the others and in particular Cameron) the lines got blurred so that perfectly proper “tax mitigation” made you a criminal dog in the eyes of HMRC and Daily Mail readers even before ALL of it was effectively shut down anyway by “ heads you lose tails we win “ HMRC cuntishness. If it reassures anyone I can assure everyone there is no such thing as tax planning anymore in any real sense, beyond 100% vanilla Government promoted schemes. No problem with that, but it sure fucks me off big time when Labour/ the media prticularly the BBC STILL make out “clever accountants” allow wealthy people to evade paying tax — in fact they can’t even make them ‘avoid’ the worst most disgraceful levels of it anymore. Its an urban myth that plays to the gallery. Ask any unemployed tax accountants ( they keep quiet about it but there are loads of them farting about filling in tax reforms and paying loads less tax than before because they don’t generate the massive fees they once did).

    Ps I am not an accountant. I am a Lion ……….

    PPs Corporate tax is another issue – got stuff to say about that also but Daughter about to drop the first G/child so got to dash……….

    • Yes I have absolutely no issue with any cunt – no matter how rich – mitigating their tax affairs as efficiently as possible within the law.

      When Jimmy Carr – like the cunt or not – was harangued by the press because of his legitimate tax avoidance: “Jimmy! Jimmy? How much tax are you paying Jimmy?”

      His only response should have been: “Exactly what I have to and not a penny more!”

      Anyone in this country who does not think likewise is a fool too easily parted with their money.

      If HM Govt don’t like it then CHANGE THE FUCKING LAW!

      • Completely Agree Rebel . People not paying the tax required by the law – out of order — people arranging their tax affairs in an efficient way ( usually the people who actually pay fuck off amounts of tax for the people on “ Ben – e – fits” and keep cunting schools and hospitals open ) in order!

        Good evening.

        Ps Sorry – Off subject but The MayBot must be stopped— what a disgraceful excuse for a Prime Minister.

  15. Let us not forget the vast majority of taxi drivers, most of which are of the non white variety, who I am sure must declare all of their fares to HMRC?
    However, they probably cannot declare all they earn because it will interfere with the benefits that they almost certainly claim?
    I am sure they make a valuable contribution to the country’s coffers though, immigration is of benefit to us don’t forget, and let’s be grateful

  16. If everyone and every business paid a flat rate of 25% tax then this would be fair across the board. If you are a high earner you are putting more in based on 25% of your gross salary. Why the fuck ‘higher’ earners have to pay 40% tax under PAYE, I really can’t fathom. It is fucking iniquitous, having over 40% of a proportion your earnings grabbed by those cunts.

    What is ironic is that the uber rich cunts can afford to dodge their taxes.

    The gubbimint are hosing our money down the shitter at such a rate that they simply can’t replenish it fast enough through the multifarious taxes they inflict on the public. What needs to happen is a review into how much taxpayer’s money is simply fucking wasted.

    • The one that always tickles me is the footy player dodge where they get paid wages and then an “Image Allowance” (or some such bullshit) which have different levels of taxation associated with them. Wages as per any PAYE rules and the image jobby at a flat 5 or 10% (some tax/accountant bod should be able to advise).

      Needless to say the “wage” attracts a tiny portion of their monthly income Vs the majority in the flat rate “Image Allowance”.

      Like I say if I had the same opportunity I’d minimum wage myself (£0 PAYE/NICS from me) and then pay the 10% on the rest.

      Fuck the Gov’t. It’s better off in my arse pocket than M’Tembe’s!

      Cunts!

  17. I’ve been investigated twice twice in the last 20 years for tax-irregularities. It took the help of a very clued-up Jewish accountant to keep me out of court.

    I feel absolutely no guilt about what I did. I seem to get very little in return for my tax,and,to be honest,fail to see why I should pay to keep people who are nothing to do with me. I know tax goes towards all kinds of other things,but I’m basically a very selfish man and if I can keep a hold of my money,by fair means or foul, I’ll probably do it.
    I’ve found that the people who complain the most about fiddling of tax are people who are pissed off because they can’t get out of paying it themselves,or people who don’t pay in at all themselves because they’re low-paid or unemployed and yet expect me to just hand my money over to keep them and their families….well. I fucking well won’t..I’ll be to drag kicking and screaming before I hand over a single penny if I can avoid it.

    Fuck them.

  18. That shit is glorified here in the states, thanks to the fucking Tea Party. Glad there’s some sense of responsibility and fairness beyond our borders.

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