Opinionated Luvvies

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We’re all familiar with the cliché about opinions. They’re like arseholes, and we’ve all got one. This seems to be particularly true where luvvies are concerned, and they’re never slow to ride their hobby horses in public. Allow me to offer a few illustrations so that you get my drift.

Take ‘the refugee crisis’. We had heart-on-sleeve thesp Carey Mulligan whining about being ‘ashamed to be British’, and accusing the country of ‘failing to address the issue’. Benecunt Cunterbatch stuck his oar in, until challenged by someone to take a few peacefuls into his lush £2.7m. pad. He ‘seriously looked into it’, but didn’t act on the suggestion as ‘we had a very new baby at the time’. What about now, or has it become someone else’s problem after all?
Then there’s David Tennant. The actor formerly known as Doctor Who recently presumed to let Donald Trump know ‘on behalf of the Scottish nation’ that ‘Scotland doesn’t fucking like you’. There you go; the people speak as one.

Of course Brexit draws these wankers like flies to shit. When in Germany a while ago, slaphead Patrick Stewart took it upon himself to ‘apologise’ to the EU on behalf of the British people for ‘the disastrous mistake’ of Brexit. He’s now fronting up a bunch of Metrocentrics who want a ‘People’s Vote’ to supersede the referendum, which was invalid (ie. they lost). That heavyweight political commentator Graham Norton has just decided to jump on the ‘speak for all’ Brexit bandwagon, claiming on Irish tv that ‘everyone knows it’s a bad idea’. As if that wasn’t bad enough, cultural giants such as Ed Sheeran, Sting (of course) and Rita Ora are now warning that a no deal Brexit will put Britain in ‘a self built cultural jail’, no less. ‘Awa’ hame an’ throw shite at yersel’ ‘, as they say north of the border. Tell that one to Shakespeare. Tell it to Austen, Turner and Elgar; hell, tell it to four lads from Liverpool who you might have heard of. They were called The Beatles.

Now let me be clear. As far as I’m concerned, any celebrity is welcome to any opinion they choose to hold. What fucking hacks me off however is their smug presumption that their celebrity leads us to value their opinions, or care to hear them. Why? Because they’ve been on the telly or made a record? What they need to do is stick to their very well paid jobs and stop pontificating to the rest of us. To put it simply, I don’t give a fuck. I wouldn’t trade the skin off a fart for any luvvy’s view on anything. That goes for you too, Mr Alan Cumming, so stop spouting your tiresome drivel on the question of Scottish independence.

In short, stick your unsought opinion up up your arse, as far as it will go.

Nominated by Ron Knee

87 thoughts on “Opinionated Luvvies”

  1. Could not agree more! Smug soy latte drinking,Guardian reading nut allergy suffering Labour living Muslim defending luvvies are SCUM.

  3. “I think celebrities should basically shut their pie holes and do what they do best; act, sing, tap dance, juggle balls and do all that kind of stuff.” – Gene Simmons

  4. When these fuckers aren’t spouting the latest right on political bollocks, which they know fuck all about , they are telling us about their “depression” or their “bi-polar issues” and the cunts, who they never name or are conveniently dead, who fiddled with them as a child.
    Blah, blah, look at me , my agent told me to say this, say that…… just give me the money……..I don’t want to work for a living you fucking cunts!
    Just tell me what to say and stop fucking about!

    • That’s the thing that really ruffles my goat. These cunts spend their life speaking words other people have written, not even for them specifically, just ‘an’ actor, then expect us to be overawed by their political/sociological insight when most of these cunts haven’t a fucking clue what goes on in the real world that us ‘racist, bigoted,thick’ Brexiteers inhabit and the ones that don’t even live in this country can just fuck right off.

  5. One of the great cuntings and polite with it. Leading luvvie type Emma Thompson takes a damehood from the elite Royal family. Yeah she really stood by her ‘principles’there then. Mind you she wore trainers to the palace thus letting us know just what a ‘rebel’ she is. Detest her and her type.

    • She also wore an ‘equal pay’ badge!!!!

      ‘Actress Emma Thompson shared a laugh with Prince William as she was made a dame at Buckingham Palace.

      “I’ve known him since he was little and we just sniggered at each other,” she told reporters after Wednesday’s investiture ceremony in London.

      ‘After the ceremony Dame Emma highlighted her own activism, describing herself as “a card-carrying feminist” and “human rights advocate”.’

      Or, in plain English, a card carrying feminazi CUNT.

    • I bet they weren’t cheap trainers…

      Maybe she interacted with one of her favourite victim types, and the trainers were offered as a “tribute.” Then she probably golden-showered him.

  6. They act like we’re to suck their farts and call it roses. Pretending to be someone else or sing a song in front of people gives your opinion no more creedence than people who actually work hard for a living.

  7. Who gives a fling f what they think
    They can go back into their boxes and have the lid nailed down.
    Wearing trainers to the palace c….

  9. Hi cuntflap unfortunately I’m always on my soapbox at work at home in fact everywhere and I certainly don’t earn £100000 but my soapbox is for the common sense opinions of the normal working person in the street,Not the virtue signaling BELLENDS. I advise all fellow cunters to get themselves a soapbox and at every opportunity give the world both barrels of the truth. It is a great release.
    My fellow workers love it 😁 😁 😁

  10. A fecking pox on celebrity know it alls i hate the twats with a nuclear fecking loathing, smug self important fuck twats to a man, they genuinely think that their opinion counts for more than every other buggers. I HATE HATE HATE the wankers, over bearing smug clever twats.

  12. They do their cause(s) no good. Most people are sick to the back-teeth of being hectored and patronised by a bunch of people who live in the “celebrity” bubble. They know nothing of real life in this country…nor do they care. They condemn anyone who disagrees with them as “stupid and ignorant”, failing to realise that it is they who are “ignorant” of how life really works.
    I believe that the twin “Evils” of our time, Brexit and Trump, were partially caused by “ordinary” people wanting to send a message to their “betters” to Fuck Off. The sight of scruffy Gobshite Geldof on that boat with all his “aren’t we better than the Plebs” mates just before the Brexit vote must have been invaluable to the Brexit campaign,it totally summed up the contempt that these people have for the “stupid and ignorant”. I see the same thing recently happened in America where some Senator who Taylor Swift was backing,was soundly thrashed.
    What on Earth makes these “Celebrities” think that they have the right to lecture and demean the very people who support their vacuous existence? They’re welcome to their opinions,but their opinion is in no way any more valid than anyone elses’ opinion. Celebrities are not ,contary to their beliefs, some superior breed. Most of them are,frankly,just fucking lucky that we live in such an “empty” Age that they can steal a living based on the most ephemeral of talents.
    These pontificating windbags should learn that the vast majority of people have no interest in their views and using their eye-rolling,sneering,condescending act actually just irritates and offends.

    Fuck them.

    • True enough, Cuntflap, but if we’re to base our interest on how naked some tart’ll get,well I’ve seen some porn stars not just naked, I’ve witnessed sights that only their gynaecologists should see……still not interested in their views on Brexit,no matter how alluring (or not,as the case may be) their cervix may appear when viewed through the “DildoCam.”

      🙂 .

      • I know, Cuntflap.Really just wanted to take the chance to mention “DildoCam.”….it’s not easily worked into many everyday conversations,y’know…had a hell of a job explaining what it was to the Jehovah Witnesses who asked how deeply I knew God….. my reply of”not as deeply as I know Sasha Grey,thanks to DildoCam” really took a lot of explaining,involving diagrams,pointing and much thrusting at them with the blunt end of the yard-brush…..and I’m still not convinced that they “got” it.

    • Spot on Dick if i was more eloquent and not blind with rage and hatred for celebs thats what I would have written

    • I was very worried by the announcement that one of the London (I think) orchestras is going to encourage its musicians to talk (down ??) to their audiences…

      a) Most people who go to classical concerts have a reasonably good idea of why they have decided to buy tickets and turn up. As do Fat Addle and Sheercunt fans. Same love for music, just different tastes, that’s all.

      b) Will said musicians stick to the point, or will they start droning on about how some c.16th composer would “Of course, be TOTALLY, LIKE, in favour of…” you-know-what ?

      After Dani-Boi’s petulant little anti-Brexit rant at the Proms last year, I really fear…

      Thank Dog there are other ways of getting my music fix.

      I am pleased that my preferred luvvies, Foxy Emilia, Caroline Langrishe and Helen Masters seem to have been very quiet about Brexit, which leads me to think that they are probably just protecting themselves from the usual rent-a-gob lefty luvvies.

  13. Not surprised about Graham Norton, who is as funny as a wet fart, because he is another poofter and they all seem as terrified of Brexit as the black men – Mangeldbum, Alan Duncan, Wes Streeting, Ben Bradshaw all fairies for Europe and I think old Adonis is in the closet myself. This morning that rancorous heap of demented shit, four eyed rotten toothed halitosis ridden Dominic Grieve has come out with his people’s vote bollocks again. Who do these cunts think voted in 2016?.

  14. I would like to take all slebs, regardless of their opinions, and put the cunts in a field. Then I would mow all the cunts down in a super duper combine harvester and carry on until all these better, smarter and holier than us mere thick mortals were wiped out.

  15. Excellent Cunting Ron

    Are you sure you aren’t a secret Scot?, a lot of proper Scots references in your posts …. would be happy to have you as a fellow Scots Cunter

    I am fucking ashamed of cunts like the detestable Cummings ( a perfect name which describes what his mouth is for if you ask me ) and our very own Agatha….. JK Growling

    These cunts don’t talk for us, they are up their own arses cunts and Dick is right…theres something empty in today’s culture and its not just producing third rate talent in entertainment , but in politics, journalism and education as well.

    Dont get me started on Brexit , my fellow cunters know i could write a book on that but these cunts have no knowledge of its workings. Patrick Stewart apologising for me ? I’d knock that cunt the fuck out if a ever gravitated near his circle

    • Morning Squint, and thanks.
      No mate, I’m Brummie born and bred, born to carry the cross that is being a Villa supporter through life. My wife’s a native Edinburgh south-sider, raised in Clerk St. I also studied at Edinburgh Uni (when I met the trouble and strife), and I just love the city to bits. I’ve got a lot of Scottish links, hence the references.
      As far as the likes of Stewart and Tennant are concerned, it’s their unbelievably arrogant presumption that they can speak for ‘the people’ or ‘the nation’ that boils my piss. It’s cuntitude of the first water, and they can fuck themselves with a sharp stick.

  16. Morning all. Point of information. The only one of the six ‘celebrities’ above that I can actually recognise from the photo is Cunterbatch. Can anyone satisfy my curiosity as to who the other cunts are?

    • Thanks mate. I vaguely think I might have heard of the cunt, but only in connection with the ‘gender neutral’ thing. So far the ears have been spared the torture of hearing it wailing on, and from what you say, I’ve had a lucky escape.

    • Bottom left is Sam Taylor-Johnson, a director who made the John Lennon bio ‘Nowhere Boy, she then started a relationship with its star despite him being 18 and her 42.

      #MeToo tumbleweed anyone?

      • Cheers LL. I suppose that the MeTwo brigade were not too happy, and considered this exploitation of a young star by a powerful director? Thought not.

      • Now, if that had been a bloke….More reeking Femstapo hypocrisy… And Nowhere Boy was shite… Both McCartney and Starr said that most of it was bollocks that didn’t actually happen… And the usual ‘Lennon was queer’ noises… Yeah yeah, change the fucking record….

      • Fucking hell, I always thought the Rollers WERE in drag. The absolute epitome of 70s cuntishness with their naff outfits and girlie faces, playing ‘music’ from hell.
        The cunts are back on tour as Les Mackeown’s Bay City Rollers, and are packing them in at world famous venues such as Pontins Pakefield, and the Town Hall, Maesteg. Tickets are like gold dust, apparently.

  17. Talking of opinionated luvvies, Jeremy Vine has been moaning on the Cunt Trumpet that is Twitter about the Drivetime show, saying that it should be renamed, as it celebrates a form of transport that is dangerous and outdated. I’m quite happy to call it Vinetime, if it celebrates the time of day that ‘impartial’ Jeremy was thrown into the Thames, with a Diesel engine tied to his ankles. Fuck up, you gangly, lefty, cyclist cunt.

      • One and the same. All cunts who moan about ‘rights’ never consider the responsibilities that go with them. All those fucking cyclist pricks that continually post videos of bad drivers, should have a camera filming them, as you can bet your bollocks that they don’t indicate, go through red lights, undertake in slow moving traffic, up on the pavement, wrong way down one way streets. Cunts, the lot of them.

  18. Today is the Lord Mayors Show. On BBC 1. With Chris Hollins, Somali Shah, Victoria Derbyshire and JJ Chalmers (not Judith).

    Central London closed off whilst many twats walk around in uniforms and stupid costumes, the latter mostly smiling and waving.

    A real fucking treat.

      • A line off a Private Eye “floppy” from the good ole days, before that insufferable, slapped-baby’s-arse-faced scrote Hislop got anywhere near the mag:

        “When you join the Common Market stick an onion up yer bum.”

  19. A lot of these celebrities suffer from bi-polar. But can you suffer from a metaphor? ‘I’m feeling a bit under the weather doctor’. So much so that I feel I’m in the Arctic. Well, maybe… ‘I feel dizzy’. Well the earth spins on its axis. ‘I’m running hot and cold’. No, it doesn’t work there. Both polar regions are cold. I mean we used metaphors before but now in this vague suggestible time they have somehow become REAL.

  20. Cultural jail. eh?…. Will it be the same as the cultural isolation we had in the 60s? When we weren’t in the EU and people like the Beatles, Stones, Kinks, Who, Cream, Small Faces, Donovan, David Lean, Tom Courtenay, Sean Connery, Terence Stamp, John Mills, Michael Caine, Alan Bates, Bobby Moore, George Best, Henry Cooper, Bobby Charlton, Jimmy Greaves etc were the top bollocks?…

    And as for Hairy Mulligan? Ashamed to be British? I admit that is disturbing… Considering that the crosseyed talentless slag is Irish…. And that bogtrotting sodomite Norton can fuck off and all… Brexit has fuck all to do with those spudfucking cunts…. They weren’t so bolshy in 1939-1940: when they remained ‘neutral’ and yet they let U-Boats dock at Irish ports (the Nazi loving cunts!)… But now the diddly diddly cunts are full of ‘foightin talk’ about a strictly British matter? Fuck off, you peat stinking six fingered halfbreed cunts…

    And since when was Rita Oral British?! Oral is like so many strip for a bag of chips eurotrash slags that have infested Blighty since Blair (I believe the trollop is Albanian)… Oral is also no great shakes in the IQ stakes either… Yet a lottery winning two three knickers down Europrossie feels she can comment on what ordinary working British people want and voted for? Fuck off, you daft gyppo slag…..

    • Britain commenced its long cultural decline after 1973*. Coincidence?

      Punk was its last gasp.

      *UK joins the European Economic Community.

  21. These celebrity cunts nowadays remind me of what happened in the Byrds… David Crosby went up his own arse around late 1966… Took too many drugs, started to believe all the arselickers he encountered, and – in Roger McGuinn’s words – thought he was now some sort of great thinker and oracle… Crosby had (had to have) an opinion on absolutely everything and he started to wear this stupid looking fur hat all the time… Made a complete arse of himself onstage at the Monterey Pop Festival and the band were totally sick of having an ‘opinionated’ arsehole in their ranks so they sacked him…. Fast forward and Graham Nash is now also done with Crosby… Nash says he is sick of this ‘famous person’ this ‘complete asshole’…. Plus ca change as the garlic munchers say….

  22. You have to admire the sense of self worth of someone without a proper job, living in the leafier parts of London, who apologises for the majority of the British population voting leave. Also apologising to the vermin of The Jungle for their treatment by the vile British.
    These are very worthy people far above the likes of us.

    • One of the biggest cunts on planet Earth. Him, Bonio and Geldoff; the Holy Trinity of windbaging arseholes.

    • Sting is an enormous self absorbed Cunt. He said that if he stopped selling records and the work dried up he would quite happily go back to living in a one bedroom flat again. He actually believes his own bullshit.

  24. If there’s one issue that shows up luvvies as the arrogant, faux intellectual, self-superior cunts they are, it’s Brexit. Most are against it, and most are incapable of talking about it without throwing in a dig, subtle or otherwise, about how thick those who voted to leave are. Suggs is one who has drawn my personal loathing. A few months back, this gobshite was whingeing to a foreign newspaper, French or German I think, about how awful Brexit was, and how terrible and racist Brexiters are. He then said that he didn’t want Brexiters listening to the music of Madness. Apparently, Madness’s music isn’t for everyone. It’s for London people, because it’s London music. Funny how it wasn’t “London music” when all the fans from OUTSIDE London were spending their money on all those Madness singles, albums and gigs. Tell you what Suggs, you give back all that money, and I’m sure that I, and all the other former Madness fans, will happily throw all those singles and albums in the bin. Nah, you won’t do that, will you? Because you’re a cunt.

    Incidentally, Suggs is From Hastings, which isn’t London. Oh, and Patrick Stewart, you slap head twat, apologise on your own behalf. You have no right to speak for me.

    • Used to love Madness myself QDM… But ‘Elle’ McPherson can now fuck off…. Terry Hall had it right… When asked why he ‘sold out’ and quit the Specials, Tez said that he had no right to do the angry young man thing any more… He said ‘How can I sing about unemployment when I can now afford to get my shopping from Marks and Sparks? I refuse to be hypocrite and a fraud’… Same goes for Rod Stewart… Granted, he hasn’t made a decent record since ‘A Night On The Town’ but he’s never made any bones about why he became a singer… To earn loads of money and shag loads of birds the man said, and he’s done both…

      • London music? What a cunt! The Stone Roses were lumped in with that Madchester crap that the NME cunts invented… But Ian Brown said that their music belonged to everyone… ‘It’s not where you’re from, it’s where you’re at’ as he said in 1989… The band actually loathed the ‘scene’ they were associated with, and although they loved Manchester, they never saw themselves as exclusive to it and its people… Suggs is a twat… Madness is London music? Yeah, I bet Parking Stanleys and aspiring architects love it…

    • I used to like Suggs untill he became a fucking virtue signaling Cunt. As for the Music of Madness , it’s shite that only appealed to naughty 80’s school boys.

      • Can you imagine Ronnie Lane (RIP) ever saying ‘My music is London music only for Londoners’? Course you can’t, because Plonk (bless him) wasn’t a cunt…. The attitude Suggs has is as snobby as the ‘exclusive’ cunts and pretentious spunkbubbles that are from New York (shithole)… The sort of cunts that think the world revolves around Warhol (cunt), Saturday Shite Live, and Woody ‘I’m gettin’ the word…’ Allen…

  25. Talking of Beatles, Ron, I got that White Album reissue yesterday… Parts of it sound great… Back In The USSR, Dear Prudence, Everybody’s Got Something, Helter Skelter, While My Guitar Gently Weeps, and even Obla-Di-Obla-Da sound good… When I was a lad I used to think Macca was singing ‘Desmond takes a trolley to the Durex store’…. Of course it’s all over the interweb already… Not that I am encouraging or condoning downloading, you understand….

    • To quote Tommy Lee Jones in ‘Men In Black’;
      ‘Damn, now I’ll have to buy The White Album again!’

      (erm, did somebody mention downloading…?)

      • There’s an outtake of Helter Skelter on it and McCartney is clearly stoned and/or pissed…. He starts making monkey noises… Maybe he should do a duet with Stormzy?….

  26. Once again, I’m reminded of the nauseating hypocrisy of John Lennon.

    “Imagine no possessions” indeed…

  27. I don’t think half of these celebricunts believe the sjw bollocks they come out with. They just know unless you’re in that rarified position occupied by the Caines and Daltreys of this world, to swim against the tide would be career suicide.

    Which to me makes them even fucking worse.

  28. And let’s not forget that tax dodging, non-dom mega cunt, Richard Branson. I recently saw a photo of Branson holding up a “Refugees Welcome” sign. Really Richard? Refugees are welcome on Necker Island? It’s very kind of you to take in all of those genuine, not in any way lying, refugees. Wait, what? He ISN’T welcoming them onto his island? He wants them to be allowed onto OUR island? Fuck off, you bearded gimp! If you want to have an opinion on Brexit, refugees, the economy or even who Gareth Southgate should pick for the England team, live in the UK and pay your share of tax. Until then, shut the fuck up.

  29. On the fascinating subject of slebs, I’ve just seen the gobsmacking news that Ant has arrived in Oz **without Dec!!** to do ‘I’m A Cunt, Get Me Out Of Here’. One down one to go. Is there any chance that the talentless little shite will wander off into the swamp and get eaten by crocs?

  30. Why can’t these virtue signalling, self important zlebs stay out of politics and realise that no, their opinions DO NOT hold more weight or deserve to be listened to solely because they’re famous?

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