If you think that the Frog president is a cunt shout ‘aye!’ (well, at least type it in).
The Gallic pipsqueak has recently sparked ‘disturbances’ (got to hand it to Les Cunts, they do a decent line in civil unrest) by increasing fuel taxes, supposedly as an environmental measure. With riot police and water cannon on the streets, the prick then has the cheek to try and shift the blame on to Marine Le Pen, claiming that she had incited the trouble.
I think he’s been rumbled and knows it, as the French increasingly come to recognise that they’ve elected a cunt. Finding himself in more than a spot of bother domestically, of which the fuel tax unrest is merely a symptom, the little weasel has tried to deflect attention and regain a bit of credibility by playing the foreign card. He’s stated that unless the UK is willing to ‘compromise’ in negotiations on fishing rights, talks on a wider trade deal will be ‘slow’. Translation; ‘give us the access we want to UK waters post Brexit, or we’ll throw a spanner in the works’. Without an agreement, the so-called ‘backstop plan’ would likely be implemented, and with it, a ‘temporary’ customs union for the whole of the UK.
It would be funny watching this shifty little pimple posturing, but for the fact that Theresa Wimp is probably pissing her pants at his crude blackmail rhetoric. My response to the slimy twat is simple. Stick to doing what you do best, namely, giving us your excellent Marshal Petain impersonation as you shove your head further and further up Reichfuhrer Merkel’s arse. In short, fuck off.
Monsieur, sans aucun doute, tu es une chatte.
Nominated by Ron Knee
A nimble comparison there, Ron. I bet the shifty cunt pisses Vichy water…
Aye.
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Probably true (re the Vichy water).
I’d sooner he pissed Eau de Javel (bleach).
Nurse Ratchett might assist him, and administer a bladder washout…
As soon as the Frouzes wake up and realise they’re about to be overrun by the Boche, they’ll either revolt, or sell their children to the invaders for 250g of butter.
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Even better, like Adonis. Greive, Soubry, Mandy and Blair over here, they have such pained expressions on their vacuous faces they might have piles. We should get Matron Merkel to insert a cyanide Germaloid into each of their gaping arseholes.
They all died with their knickers down, which will probably give some comfort to their poofter friends.
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Wee!
…. or however the garlic munchers spell it.
Goodbye for now.
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Macron is a cunt, we can see it and the French people can see it.
He is probably supplying the fucking rubber boats for the “Iranian” migrants.
CUNT
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Yeah, and I bet the fuel for the outboard motors is tax free.
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Aye.
I know the Frogs are a bunch of wankers at best, but even they can’t be fooled by this dwarf all of the time.
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I bet they vote in the next meet-the-new-cunt-same-as-the-last-cunt though. Fucking cheese-eating surrender monkeys deserve everything they get. In fact, it’s about time the whole country had a cunting………
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AYE! Macaroon is a veritable Cunt for All Seasons.
Any half decent UK Prime Minister would have given the uppity pipsqueak Frog a clip round the ear and sent him up to bed with no supper.
Another most worthy Cunting Mr Knee.
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Thanks RTC. Just another Frog cunt who THINKS he’s a power in the EU, while the Huns just go quietly about the business of taking control of the whole shebang. Fucking twat.
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Macron is a revolting little shit, quite literally the Gallic Anthony Blair, caked in make-up like some 1930s matinee idol, full of piss and wind and as dim as a 5 watt light bulb. A self important, bumptious obnoxious little cunt.
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Greasy cunt
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Snail-sniffer. Ouai ! (Frog for “Yep”, it seems…)
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Yes they say this snail muncher models himself on Blair and you can see why. Merkel is his George Bush and his lusting after the EU army suggests he has the same fondness for war.
Of course you can’t rely on the pisshead French soldier so he has to borrow somebody else’s.
Like us, the Frogs will soon grow to hate the cunt with a passion.
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It will be interesting to see which way French politics goes when they have their next election. Hopefully , Marine Le Pen can capitalise on the dissatisfaction, should it still exist ,when the election happens.
Macron has failed ordinary French people totally, he’s another front man for the EU and big business, he’s also got a big mouth, as he exhibited when he started making threats about French access to British waters the other day.
The man is nothing but a dandycock, who’s fall from grace will be delicious to watch.
Oh, and he’s a cunt.
Aye ? AYE !!!
Good morning.
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AYE!!
But the French are even bigger Cunts for being duped by him and his faux new party!!
The fell over themselves to sign up and the old expression “ buy in haste repent at leisure “ springs to mind!!
Anyhow…. fuck macron his dodgy faux party and the cheese eating surrender monkeys too..
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AYE! They French are having their ‘Blair the Messiah/New Labour’ moment, an oily fresh faced blown-in who’s only interested in his rich mates and big business.
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Nice one LL 👍
Macron is ticking all the boxes as he ascends the shit mountain that is the EU……..
A complete failure at home ✅…
Deeply unpopular with the electorate……
More interested in the political project than his own people ….
No doubt he’s already been negotiating for top EU job……
Fancies a long tenure in a well paid job with virtually no accountability whatsoever…..
Has the EU ever sacked anybody of note?
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You cunt O`Brien. I`m gonna get you one day you wanker. where`s my baseball bat ?
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😁 That’s the kind of talk I like to hear.
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Bloke goes to the records office in the hope of changing his name.
Jobsworth type clerk doesn’t even look up from his desk and says..
“Name?”..
“Alan Hitler”
Realising the awkwardness the clerk picks up his pen and says..
“Ok, so what would you like to change it to?”….
“Tony Hitler”….
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He’s actually managed to be WORSE than Hollande. I previously didn’t think that was possible. He’s just a French Bliar.
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The flag waving cheese sniffers voted the grubby little snail sucker in,tough arseholes beret wearers
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Macaroni you 🐸 gobshite . Napoleon cunt faced ball breaker.
I don’t like you.
You need a night with me and we will talk politics while I fuck you big time you French cunt.
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I still have the urge to give his surrogate mother some medieval attention.
Plrase advise me of a suitable therapist.
Suggestions on a postcard.
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“I think he’s been rumbled and knows it, as the French increasingly come to recognise that they’ve elected a cunt.” Yes, but they always elect a cunt, without fail. They are always criminals, dick-heads or both.
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True CG, very true.
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You’re all just jealous because I knobbed my French teacher when I was fifteen. I say ‘pouf’ to you all, English pansies! Guess what! Soon we will have caught ALL your fish, just as we have bought all your electricity companies (apart from the ones belonging to Germany, of course).
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True, but when you’re 50, she’ll be 75 and you’ll be stuck with her, so laugh that one off, Emmanuel, mon ami!
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Existentialism. Still very strong on the continent. The idea that we find meaning in our lives by throwing ourselves into a ‘project’. They even call it the European Project. No, it is down to us more practical British (at this historical time) to help destroy the edifice. Save them from themselves.
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I had “projects” to do when I was at school, and sandpit-age…
You used to get given gold stars, which you could then stick onto a…blue flag.
Jean-Clod, come out of the boys’ toilets, and stop playing with Guy’s winky… Guy, lick that come off his jackboots !
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projects at school were temporary. When it was over back to maths and English. When this European Project is over it will be back to basics again; the nation state.
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The converse of French idealism is a healthy cynicism-‘Treaties are like roses and young girls. They last while they last’. Charles de Gaulle.
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De Gaulle, now there was a cunt
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Of course he was a cunt- he was a Frog.
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A man who enjoys the finer things in life, such as French wine, Garlic bread and of course necrophilia.
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Prepare le Guillotine!
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Anyone else out there who would like to see the Jew Bear take his bat and crush this jumped up little midget’s skull.?
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