Bohemian Rhapsody – The Freddie Mercury Biopic

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Freddie Mercury is a cunt…

Nothing to do with his singing ability, and although Queen are overrated, it’s the revisionism and that sanitised film that’s annoying… This biopic comes out and Freddie is seen as this ‘character’ and ‘card’ who was ‘outrageous’ and of course with him being ‘that way’ that is entirely acceptable in today’s PC obsessed world… The thick masses and cinema goers (who these days are mostly stupid cunts) will laugh about Mercury’s ‘flamboyance’ and how ‘outrageous’ he was… But they’d wince if they had a real biopic of the man… His ‘famous parties’ were actually infamous, and he made Casanova look tame when it came to putting it about… The film also omits to say that he put in the wrong place too many times with too many men and that is what killed him… But nah, the lemmings think ‘What a character’ and clap along to ‘We Will Rock You’… To be fair to Mercury (who never hid what he was), he might have hated this cleaned up biopic and it’s just a way to make more money for ‘Brand Queen’… A good singer and frontman he was, but a ‘lovable rogue’ for the PC age? Count me out for a start…

Nominated by Norman

50 thoughts on “Bohemian Rhapsody – The Freddie Mercury Biopic”

  1. I urge people to read the biography of Freddie Mercury released in 2016. Truly an excellent read and pulls no punches. It simultaneously charts the rise of the AIDS epidemic with Mercury’s own life. What went on in those gay San Francisco bath-houses would make Caligula blush.

    And if you have the stomach, read about the sort of things that happened in notorious NY nightclub Mineshaft. Of which Mercury was a frequent patron.

    Mercury himself referred to his style of moustache as a ‘cock duster’.

    I do think that Queen were very good and Mercury’s voice and range especially were incredible; but rather than overrated, I do think that they are way, way overplayed. Every second advert features their music, and frankly it should be fucking quota’d for the sanity of the British public.

    Good cunting. Like the shit musical based on Queen, the superficial biopic re-telling of Mercury’s life is indeed sanitised bollocks en extremis.

    • Apologies for tagging on your coat tails with a non related cunting but please fellow cunters, spare a thought for a 97 year old who died this week. From Salford, Walter Bentley, an ex RAF pilot who flew Lancaster Bombers in the last war, his machine was shot to bits flying paras over Arnhem but he landed his lads safely and crash landed his Lancaster with no loss of life. He has no surviving relatives and will be buried with no mourners. Not if I know the good people of Salford he wont. Blue skies and light winds Walter. Thank you for your service, Regards Aye.

  2. I’d steal this film off the internet at best and rant all the way through it,I bought his solo album in the nineties before I knew better as “living on my own” reminded me of my first holiday abroad in Turkey but I think Queen are overated and it’s Fred’s outrageous bumming that gets em all the publicity we see today cos it fits in with the cultural Marxist agenda that is literally infecting every part of culture we see today,men bumming men is very trendy now you see,call me old fashioned but I like to slip my Yorkshire chipolata betwixt a nice pair of norks and a real ladies dripping fanbox……

  3. Had he wrapped it in an old crisp packet Fiddler style, he might still be with us today. Good thing he didn’t.

  4. Eh, hows about this Syrian schoolkid who was ‘bullied’ with some ‘waterboarding’?

    If reports are to be believed, his family have received £134k in donations from the wet far liberal public. £134k for a bit of head-flushing. Nice little bunce if you can get it.

    Interested seeing some of the famous voices crying out over this ‘injustice’. I seem to have missed their equally indignant cries of anguish over the systematic raping of Northern schoolgirls by Muslim sex gangs…

    • The little cunts got a better moustache than I could grow at 44. H9nestly, who is falling for this relentless bollocks?!?

    • Perhaps the Syrian kid had been acting like a Cunt and deserved a hiding? A lot of the “bullied” can actually be horrible Cunts who bring it on themselves.

      • It’s understood little Jamal did just that – reports appearing online that he attacked a girl prior to the filmed altercation. Not that it matters, because some fucker getting a bit of a decking after school should never be blown out of proportion like this.

    • Wonder if the Crowdfunding money’ll put them over the limit for receiving benefits? Hope they use the money to buy air-tickets and Fuck Off.

      Fuck them.

  5. Might well have been a health hazard akin to Typhoid Mary,but he could certainly belt out a tune.

  6. Not sure Freddie should be cunted, as opposed to that gangly, poodle-haired, money hungry cunt, Brian May.

    Few can deny May’s talent as a musician, but for fuck’s sake this cunt would sell his granny if he thought he could make a few more pounds from the proceeds. I am not aware of any tracks used for commercials when Freddie was alive.

    However, just check out this fucking lot:

    http://www.queenpedia.com/index.php?title=Queen_Songs_in_Commercials

    The cunt even lent his early 90’s solo track “Driven by You” to be used to flog Fords.

    Brian May – moneygrubbing cunt.

    • Agreed and May’s ruthless financial exploitation of post-Mercury Queen actually warrants a very valid and in-depth cunting. Much respect to John Deacon who effectively walked away from Queen after FM died, precisely because it would never be the same.

      Not Brian fucking May though – he’s drafted such cunts as Robbie Williams and Adam Lambert (US reality TV celebribummer) into the fold. Fucking sacrilege.

      Brian May is one almighty cunt. As is Theresa May. And David May. Must be something in the name.

  7. Does anyone know if Freddie bummed or was bummed by Elton John?
    I’m not quite sure why I *want* to know this.

    • I can guess why you “want” to know….it’s important to get the details right when you’re re-enacting your sexual fantasies.

      Evening Mr. Cunt-Engine.

      🙂 .

      • Evening, Mr F.
        Who’d you reckon would be the bummer/bummee?! I reckon Elton would be the biting the pillow.
        Have you checked out the website I recommended a couple of posts below? The level of spite against poor left-wing celebrities is most impressive…

      • Just had a quick look, I’ll undoubtedly be back at it later. Looks sufficiently spiteful to suit the likes of us.

        I rather suspect that Elton did both Mercury and George Michael up the wrong ‘un. He should be investigated, charged,found guilty and forced to fuck Stephen Fry as punishment…and Tom fucking Daley.

      • Hmmm…as punishments go, that would be akin to sitting one of us down in a comfy chair with a pint of ale and force us to watch Robocop or Predator on a massive telly.

      • True enough, but I suspect Elton to be the carrier of a particularly virulent strain of Pooficide. If he causes the same outcome as he managed with Mercury and Michael, Fry and Daley should present no problem when injected by Elton’s Prong Of Doom.

      • Eeuurrgghh…I do hope that poor unfortunate child that Tom Daley and his revolting borderline p**do “husband” adopted hasn’t had to bear witness to any penetrative poofery.

    • You may be ” curious ” Mr. Cunt Engine.
      Your difficulties with Mrs. Cunt Engine are obviously putting you under a lot of strain.
      Beware of becoming too “curious ” Mr. Cunt Engine . Some ” curious ” gentlemen go missing for days on end, returning dishevelled and emotional, they make fantastic claims about being abducted by aliens and being relentlessly anally probed .
      Meanwhile, in a ‘ trendy bar ‘ in a nearby town, some men with tight white t – shirts and moustaches are laughing.

      • Nowt more hetero than a moustache, Jack. I’m just saying that because I have a particularly bushy and homo moustache. In fact, it couldn’t look gayer…
        But many super-hetero men have sported them. Just think back to Paul Rutherford from Frankie Goes to Hollywood. I’ll bet he fucked even more pussy in the 80’s than his special friend Holly Johnson.

  8. I couldn’t stand Queen. I could never work out if they were taking the piss or not ?
    Stuart Maconie gave them an accurate description when he said they were a Pantomime version of Led Zeppelin.

    • Agree Fenton. Ultimate pomp cuntage imo… remember as if it was yesterday having to endure that pretentious Bohemian Rhapsody video shite on TOTP week after fucking week in 1976 – couldn’t get out of the room quick enough! No coincidence that punk took off in a big way that year…

  10. I think you’re right, Norman. I suspect Fred’s story is a lot sleazier than the film makes out, not that he’d probably give a monkey’s.

  11. I can’t be arsed to watch this film. Like him or not, he was a great performer. But no one would dare make a warts n all bio that truly portrayed him. If the rumours are true, he swallowed a lot of hot fish yoghurt at his parties.

  12. One of the worst biopics ever was Stoned… Crap title for a start… Also some cunt pretending to be Brian Jones, but actually looking like a knobhead in a Jimmy Savile wig… Rest of the Stones in it were also shite… At least the bloke playing Mercury has had a good go at it… And isn’t that Taron Egercunt doing a biopic of that fat fruit, Elton John?

    And that George best one was utter crap… Brown eyed John Lynch playing blue eyed Bestie… Roger Daltrey as Rodney Marsh (?!!), that cunt from Robson and Jerome as Bobby Charlton, and Patsy Fried Egg Tits Starfucker Kensit as a Bestie Broad… Complete bollocks…

  14. Good cunting.

    Couldn’t be doing with this shite biopic. I took one look at the actor playing Freddie and all he reminded me of was Dick Emery’s vicar with those gigantic gnashers that he could hardly verbalise through.

    It was a given that this film was NEVER going to be a no holds barred retelling of Freddie Mercury’s life. Even if you know barely a thing about him, most know that he was a prolific bummer and bumee and as kinky as Brian May’s frightwig hairdon’t….even the most staid documentaries have eluded to that fact.

    I don’t have any interest in watching a load of trying-too-hard hams porking it up with their ‘uncannily like’ bullshite dramatics. I’d rather watch a can of Dulux dry, frankly.

    LUVVIE CUNTERY.

  15. I can’t concur with this cunting, I’m afraid.
    Half of Queen’s music is rubbish but the other half is superb. Energetic, moving, intricate, mad as buttons, melancholic, it’s like having a tour of thirty different genres of music from 1920s seaside jazz to 1970s tock, from piano blues to dirty disco, from ballad to anthem-rousing cod opera. Behind most of this was Freddie, an Indian from a weird cult that settled in England and loved it.

    If you don’t like woofters as artists, throw away half you music, don’t watch any films, and certainly don’t switch on your idiot box.

    Give me somebody who composes crazy songs and writes beautiful lyrics, who’s unashamed to prance about like a plasterer in a leotard, and somebody who performed so magnificently.

    • Good evening Captain. I have to say that I agree. The film is mildly entertaining at best. We saw it free gratis. I wouldn’t have paid. But in the mid 70’s I did pay to see Queen a couple of times, now that was well worth the money, absolutely brilliant. So Freddie was homosexual, and Brian and Roger are still cunts, John was always ok, hats off to him for having fuck all to do with the film, but they were a brilliant band and you’ll never see one like them again. Some of the songs were crazy, but original and well crafted , { Lazing on a Sunday afternoon } they didn’t just churn out the same old stuff. On their earlier albums there was usually a declaration { if my memory serves me well } that said, ‘And nobody played synthesiser ‘, like a badge of honour.
      They’d fucking blow away the shite that passes for mainstream popular music these days.

      • Evening Jack.

        Yes, they never rested on their laurels. Some tracks are a bit turgid and others formulaic and the ones with May singing were downright bland. Nonetheless, lps like Sheer Heart Attack, A Night At The Opera, A Day At The Races, Queen II, and The Works have some corkers.

        Incidentally, as a young kid I saw them at Wembley on 12th July 1986 – the concerts where he wore that yellow jacket. They were outstanding. I’ve never seen any performer like that since.

      • “they were a brilliant band and you’ll never see one like them again.”

        And thats what leaves me completely depressed.The days when musicians played hundreds of gigs in front of one man and his dog,painstakingly learning their trade before signing a record contract,are gone, never to return.Technology,both in the studio and via the internet,has completely demolished the old model and the one thats replaced it stinks to high heaven.(Pop Idol etc).I remember as a youngster when Freddie Mercurys fellow Battymen Boy George and George Michael hit the scene,my mates and I considered them a complete joke,novelty acts,not to be taken seriously.Listening now to their music and comparing it to todays shite even those 2 bum bandits sound as sophisticated as Bach and Beethoven.

    • Agree 100% Captain. I enjoyed the film (even though it was apparently factually incorrect and artistic license was used a lot) and I ain’t no bummer. Some of Queen’s music is a bit naff but I’d call myself a fan and liked the fact that the film didn’t go into the unsavoury details of FM’s back door habits. Going on about what he was and his habits is irrelevant as he was in fact a fantastic singer and performer and I defy anyone who says that he (they) didn’t put on an unrivalled show in their time.

  16. no not for me I hated the homosexual exhibitionism the stutting rythmless body the head jerking back all the extravagant ‘showman’ gestures the music empty the nihilist philosophy of ‘anywhere the wind blows’ not my cup of tea

  17. For the real cunt you have to look to the right of Freddie.

    Brian May has, over the years, supped from the Feast of Cuntiness copious times. From his multi-millionaire staccato house in Kensington he has moaned like an Olympian about neighbours, neighbours’ noise, neighbours doing extensions, and “noisy leafblowers”. For May (what a shitty surname that’s become) he never has enough money. He’ll stick any turd in front of the microphone to sell a few more records. George Fucking Michael or Adam Fucking Lambert imitating Freddie’s pipes? Get fucked.

    I saw him the other week on documentary about the film, arriving at the Premier and the voiceover prick saying, “But will the film get the thumbs up from May and Roger the drummer?” Shot of May nodding, speaking his appreciation for it.

    THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S YOUR FUCKING MONEY BEHIND IT. Don’t pretend you’re impartial, you’re a greedy, money-grubbing cunt with an In-fucking-satiable desire for the folding stuff.

    Impossible to make an objective story if you’re the paymaster ensuring that you look alright and your curly pubic head is fluffy enough.

    There will be a film about Freddie/Queen but this ain’t it. I might nab it from Zuqle when it’s available but I’m not putting more cash into the pocket of moaning millionaire, Remain-voting, people-lecturing Brian Fucking May.

    The breath-taking GREED of the Cunt.

    • Well said captain, I hope the fucker gets stuck in a badger sett and is chewed to death. regarding the earlier query on dear uncle Elton, I have always assumed he was the pitcher, the receiver in the anal shenanigans game runs a much higher risk of catching a dose. He might have been saving his arse virginity for his lovely faithful wife David.

    • Lest we forget , he’s also spent years poking Anita fucking Dobson.

      Worth a cunting in itself !

  18. The film looks absolute toilet. Some mincey 7-stone Yank trying to be Freddie who, before his last few years, looked like a roofer with a beer belly. Sasha Baron Cohen was lined up to do it but there were “difficulties” – yeah, with Brian May and the truth.

    This shite is just a hour-long MTV wankathon to flog more product. How much moolah do you need? We will, we will fleece you..

    An ounce of gold won’t buy you an inch of time.

    • Yup,
      I console myself with the fact that when the grim reaper comes a knocking that cunt Soros and all his billions won’t buy him an extra second on earth other than being plugged in, hopefully in too much pain to tell anyone.

  19. Do they have a bit where Malcolm Hardee steals his £4k 40th birthday cake?
    He gave it to the old folks home because he thought they’d appreciate it more. When the cops came round (looking for crumbs) they found none.

  20. Emergency Cunting for Bulb Energy! These wankers have just increased my bill from £80 to an eye watering £180!!! My bladder is like a kettle.

    I phoned them up and some nice sounding hoor called Brie (or is it Bree) said “it’s their policy to bill monthly based on their estimates”. Well fuck me sideways – why don’t you just take your estimate for the year and divide it by 12? Silly moo. They won’t do that “so they don’t have to pay refunds” if you overpay and it seems even if you submit readings every month they’ll still produce an estimate. Fucking loonies.

    All the energy companies are shite. If this country wanted cheap energy re-open every coal mine and fuck the Kyoto Treaty. Except no cunt wants to work in a coal mine. Or open 12 new nuclear power stations not owned by frogs or chinks. They say nuclear power leaves dangerous waste that’ll take 10000 years to clean up. Well – if we didn’t take waste from other countries to reprocess for tuppence ha’penny then we wouldn’t have as much to deal with. Energy production could be totally sustainable and cheap for the consumer if the UK didn’t try to make a competing market to rob every cunt and their granny.

    My dad says leave Bulb and pay “the appropriate authority…” i.e. British Gas for Gas and Scottish Power for Electricity. But there is no appropriate authority. The energy industry in Britain is a Shit Shambles ™ of companies out to make as much money as they can. And it wouldn’t be any better if it was owned by the state\regulated properly. Scottish Power fucked up my meter number when they moved to a new computer system in 2015. They “couldn’t fix it” but when I moved to Sainsbury’s Energy (British Gas) they sorted it immediately.

    • Sounds like you are being fucked over by these cunts find the manager cunt or whatever head cunt is doing this to you and rip his balls off metaphorically speaking of course cause thats highway robbery my friend

  21. I always thought queen was overrated as a bannd, they had a few good songs don’t get me wrong but so do alot of one hit wonders and alternative rock groups. Fucking national treasures my arse If it wasn’t for boheiman rhapdosy nobody would know who they are the only queen songs i liked was the highlander theme songs and radio gaga

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