Self serving celebrities

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Self serving celebrities are cunts…

Whenever some piece of celebrity shite acts the cunt, gets criticism, or caught out they always engineer some sickening stunt to divert attention away from their immense cuntish behaviour….

That lobotomised cunt John Terry: Calls Anton Ferdinand a ‘Clack Bunt’ and is caught doing so… He then conveniently bumps into a ‘lost’ and ‘crying’ brown baby in a toy shop (with photographers at the ready)… Suddenly ‘JT’ is redeemed in the eyes of the tabloid scum and snowflake fannies…

Madogga: This noxious old slag shamelessly condones and incites terrorism, by saying the White House should be bombed… Next thing we know old Sladge is buying more Brown Babbies from some African shitheap… The media lick her crabby cunt and forget that she wanted to assassinate the US President…

Skanklett Johansscunt: Gets questioned about her ‘association’ with Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, and Uncle Harvey… So Skank-Jo gets a dyke haircut and milks the ‘Me Too’ and ‘Powerless Woman’ bollocks… She also deliberately slurs James Franco… The press go for Jimmy and forget the slag had her tongue in Polanski’s lughole at an awards ceremony….

Serena Williams: Acts like Mandrill with tourettes while abusing a match official… Also allegations of illegal coaching from the stands… Pulling the ‘Racist’ and ‘Sexist’ cards doesn’t quite work this time… So she decides to strip naked (For the love of God, NO!) and all for ‘charidee’… Of course the diversity loving snowflakes wet themselves and conveniently forget what a cunt she is…

One of these days one of these celebricunts will grow a pair and say, ‘Look, I admit it… I’ve been a cunt/slag/thug/knobhead and you’ve caught me!’ Fat chance though, eh? And I have no doubt that Beckham cunt already has a stunt lined up so people will forget his despicable and cuntish fine dodging antics… 99% of celebrities are self serving vermin and total cunts….

Nominated by Norman

49 thoughts on “Self serving celebrities”

  1. theres no fucking torture in hell too bad enough for these cunts Norman.

    Virtue signalling double standard apologist fucks, most without any talent other than sturdy knees for assuming the position and receiving the Weinstein weiner….

    Happened to catch a part of the mincer Graeme Norton show the other night ,

    so some wee fart whos playing Freddie Mercury in a new film, sits on the floor between Chris Pines legs and says ” i could stay here all night “….. to which Sally Field replies ” couldn’t we all honey! ”
    now, there’s the hypocrisy of the #metoo movement right there, if a guy said ” couldnt we all honey ” to the suggestion of spending time between some famous female guest, it would be pre-fucking-rape !!!!

    fucking bullshit leftist liberalist snowflake cunts

    Good afternoon

      • I try to avoid shite like the Graham Norton show Squint and by the sound of it I’m glad I do. That’s exactly the kind of double standards that boil my piss to cataclysmic levels. I bet everybody laughed like fuck when Field said that?? But as you rightly say, if a man had said it they’d have been up in court first thing Monday morning. Hypocrisy at it’s fucking worst. I don’t I understand celebricunts and don’t want to.

      • The wife occasionally watches Graham Norton. Naturally I have to vacate the room if he’s on. Good opportunity to pop upstairs and log into Pornhub.

        Sounds like your cunt radar might be due a servicing Squint…

      • Your a Pornhub man are you Ruff Tuff ? I’m more of a vintage porn man myself. I like all those Danish Color Climax blue films that were originally made on Super 8 and the Groovy background music. The first film I saw was called Beatnik bedlam, lots of hair as I recall.
        Women knew how to make porn in those days. Now it’s all gaping arseholes. The women have no class in porn today.

      • Not necessarily a Pornhub man Fenton – I just stick whatever filthy phrase takes my fancy in the Google Search and see what comes up, Pornhub is rarely far from the top…

        I well remember the vintage stuff you refer to. I had several secondhand record shops during the mid ’70s to the early ’90s and did a thriving trade in ‘under the counter’ merchandise… fuzzy Color Climax stuff on video + a great selection of mags like Swedish Erotica, New Cunts, and of course Color Climax.

        Happier, simpler times…

      • I was on the train going to Halifax..back in the early 80s…two blokes on the train were discussing. about ‘bluey’…it went like this.. ” me and lads got a porno tother nagght….it weh shayt…couldn’t tell one t’end from tother. “

    • Completely valid point!
      Imagine the absolute shit storm and general turd hunt that would follow If a male celebrity or show host uttered those words , he would be ostracised..

  2. Good cunting and good morning Norma. Agreed, these entitled cunts live on a different planet. No self awareness nor do they take any fucking responsibility for their cuntish behaviour. Pass the buck or/and blame someone else. I don’t even know who they are in the pictures but they all look like (fuckable) feminazi cunts.

    • I don’t know any celebrities but ‘self-serving vermin and total cunts’ sounds like an adequate description of most of the people I know. Maybe I live in the wrong town.

      • Major and minor (very minor )*celebs* all seem to be reading the same script these days. The smallest celebs have the biggest cakeholes and the biggest egos. Especially those washed up old bastards that have fallen so low they now only exist for their Radio 4 game shows and *comedies*

        The Now Show returned today and we had the usual display of anti-Brexit cuntery from it’s cast which included what sounded like a 12 year old girl trying to be funny in the playground, an alleged (chinky) *comedian* called Phil Wang (perhaps that should be Phil Wank) and host Hugh Dennis mouthing remainer crap from the opening. After that finished we were told that in Any Questions we would hear from megacunt Anna Soubry, no doubt getting the gusset of her drawers moist heating up about Remain, and also fifties throwback trade union (GWB) leader Tim Roache. A gaggle of fuckwits all too far up their own arseholes. Cunts

      • The Now Show deserves a cunting of it’s own, WC. About as funny as haemaroids last night.

  3. A good one that sticks in my mind was MP Simon Danzcuk’s wife, Karen, who went through a phase of having endless lingerie selfies posted in the tabloids. When even the brick-chewing knobhead Mirror readers started saying “put them away for the lads, luv”, she suddenly engineered an historic rape/assault claim – totally unprovable – that explained her attention-seeking, needy cuntishness.

    Manbeast she-boon Serena Williams is a good example in this most perceptive cunting. This cunt always – and I mean always – has an excuse that justifies her various fits of coonery ‘n’ buffoonery; certainly ‘justifications’ which are lapped up by the kow-towing liberal media anyways, who bend over backwards to uphold this monstrosity as poster ‘girl’ for every minority demographic going.

    I long for someone like Jimmy Connors, or Alex Higgins, or even fucking 90s era Bjork who just shut down or simply beat the shit out of whoever pissed them off, telling the authorities to bill them en route, and fuck the consequences. I truly believe that those days are long gone.

    The social media cancerous age now demands that everyone has to be good, sterile and compliant with the PC zeitgeist if they want to succeed.

  4. Well-analysed, Norm.
    Either do/say something dodgy, no subsequent admonishment ➖ no need to publicly repent; however, do/say something dodgy, subsequent admonishment ➖ back pedal or divert attention.

    Let’s call the diverting attention the Scarlet Johasnssön Syndrome.
    Let’s call the back-pedalling the Ron Atkinson Syndrome.

    Nonetheless this only works for the Whiteys. A “person of colour” (Psh) would never have to apologise or do a Atkinson “I luv Blacks, me”-type tour. Like that rotten muzzië woman cunted yesterday, they can’t spew enough hateful bile, and they have no fear of admonishment. Will this pc cancer ever end?

  5. And boy, have the broadened the term ‘Celebrity’, nowadays. Any cunt that’s been in a two-bit shite reality show is a fucking celebrity? Unless ‘celebrity’s’ a euphemism for fame-hungry, self-serving cunt.

  6. Well cunted.
    There are also the celebs who say something sensible or innocuous and, when attacked by the shrieking hordes of Twatteratti come out with grovelling apologies rather than saying fuck you.
    Hamilton and SiralanlordSugar come to mind.
    Spineless cunts.

  7. And -asIi suspected – those horrendous Beckhams are now milking a so-called ‘break-in’ after Divvy Dave’s speeding antics… They’re also now getting the press to focus on their ‘difficult’ marriage (ie: the stupid boy married a total cunt)… What a surprise, eh?…

    It’s also annoying how these cunts always use Trump to get noticed… J K(unt) Rowling does it all the time. ex-Doctor Who, Scenery Chewer Tennant is another one… Then there’s the usual suspects: Slaglett Johansscunt, Tadger Gaga, Kunty Perry etc… But now BBC E-Listers are getting in on the act… BBC Breakfast presenter Steph McGovern has said that Donald Trump was “creepy” and told her she was “so beautiful”, when she met him in 2012… But she brushed them off by telling him she had heard “better lines” in Middlesbrough’s Club Bongo….McGovern recalled the alleged exchange while appearing as a guest host on BBC One’s Have I Got News For You… Trying to be right on. gain cred, and be funny in front of all the other BBC monkeys, eh?…. Nauseating and predictable as fuck…

    Well, all I can say is that Club Bongo is Smoggyland is about her mark… And that Big Don must have been very pissed if he thought that this Prisoner Cell Block H reject was ‘beautiful’… I’ve seen better heads on a pint of Joey Holts… McGovern is an ugly cunt….

      • Used to get it in the Blue Bell, Bury. Rough as fuck but ok if you weren’t looking for trouble. Pub long gone I think. Shame

    • Fuck me, did Minger McGovern really think that Tangoman was trying to pull her? Has she seen some of the birds he has had, the cunt? Has she looked in the fucking mirror?
      She probably made the whole thing up or , as it was on HIGNFY, it was probably written for her by some BBC snowflake.

    • I too saw that Steph McGovern performance on HIGNFY last night… her body language told me it was a rehearsed LIE… or Fake News as Big Don would put it. And if he really did tell Steph she was “so beautiful” any objective observer would have known he was being sarcastic, after all Big Don is not known for having a penchant for unconvincing trannies.

      The faux ‘working class’ up her arse McGovern would no doubt have lapped it up of course.

    • Just seen a story relating to McGovern. I’d never heard of the bitch. If Trump really told her that it was in irony which flew five miles over her empty head. She’s a coiffured and painted turd. Never seen such an ugly bitch. I’d rather do Clare Balding. What a deluded vacuous cunt.

  8. Oh, and the tuneless tit(less)willow, Taylor Swift has joined the Big Don hating bandwagon… That useless sanctimonious fat cunt Michael Moore, gushing inbetween wanks that ‘Tay Tay’ could cause the President a lot of damage and could even make the Trumpster lose the next election… What a cunt, and what an arselicking rancid pile of lard he really is… As for Titless Swift? Her previous stance of not preaching politics and telling people how to vote was rather admirable by modern celebrity standards… But she’s proved that she’s just another arrogant up herself celebrity cunt who believes they are a great thinker who can tell others what to do…. Talentless bony slag….

  9. Celebrities the fecking hatred of my life,smug ,selfloving ,vacuous ,talentless,superior,all knowing twats who are mostly entertaining each other when they are not burnishing each other’s egos they are a cancerous pollip on the colon of entertainment, cunts to a man.

  10. Another Trump hating celebrity cunt publicity whore is that horse faced cunt, the ridiculously named Lana Del Rey (a Monty Python name or what?)…. A vicious and deserved cunting of this daft slag has been disatched by yours truly…

    • A vicious and deserved cunting of this daft slag has been dispatched by yours truly… Cunt…

  11. Dunno about mega slebs. I know I’d like to hang Philip Schofield naked, upside down by his ankles and beat him with a cricket bat and practice female circumcision on a naked, restrained, Holly Willoughby with a rusty Stanley knife whilst somebody else burns her tits off with a blow lamp. That is an indication of the level of rage that the cult of celebrity engenders. I don’t watch TV anymore. More realistically I would like to gas the fuckers. All the cunts on daytime TV, Julian Clary (does voice overs on kids tv) Paul de’Grady, Dr fucking Ranj, all the “lads” on so called comedy panel shows, there’s an endless list of right on pc cunts. I don’t really care if they’ve fucked up or what they’ve done to put it right. Pity that cunt only shot just Jill Dando. Topping Huw Edwards and napalming alBeebecera would be a start.

    • I wonder if there’s any truth to the rumour that Jill Dando was bumped off because she was going to expose more Beeb kiddle-fiddling fuckers?

      • That would be no surprise to me, if the Establishment want you gone you are fucking gone. They were certainly quick enough to stitch up that poor subnormal cunt and get him banged up. They must have thought they had got away with that one, the cunts.

      • Would be no surprise at all. It was a very professional hit to silence her. Have a scout around on the net, see where her boyfriend is now. Cliff Richard and the colostomy bag allegedly caused by Lord Boothby’s vigorous bumming. The body in the suitcase murder. It’s all weird shit. The Coleman Experience blog appears to have had the willies put up it for what’s been posted. He just publishes the stuff and then let’s you join all the dots, make the connections. Chas C says Cliff was straight from very good authority. Cliff was allegedly known as Lord Boothby’s bumboy. To be fair Boothby would fuck a dead cat if he got a hard on, a completely amoral sociopath, friend of the Krays. If it’s a conspiracy theory it would make an excellent movie,because let’s face it PR is mostly fiction, the truth is much stranger like with Jimmy Savile’s charity antics. What a cunt.

    • I used to think that Julian Clary was one of those made-up names for rhyming slang, like John Selwyn (Gummer) = bummer; as one more erudite cunter than myself pointed out recently, what is it about Julians, especially shortened to Jools…?

      Unfortunately, these celebrislags (and I include the raving Clary) are all too real.

  12. Glenn Hoddle seriously ill in hospital on his 61st birthday.

    Been a while since Shaun (or anyone else come to think of it) has successfully picked a Deadpool candidate who has kicked the bucket/bought the farm/popped their clogs.

  13. Those were the days Willie. Sunday afternoon, The Big Match, Brian Moore, me Mum’s roast, the latest sex scandal in the News of the World, got to do that fucking maths homework…….fuck it, i’ll just watch Songs of Praise then i’ll do it.
    Bollocks! I’m all depressed now you cunt!

  14. So deeply intriguing. Why doesn’t she speak like everybody else? Why doesn’t she say something? Could she be a closet conservative? Could she even be anti-abortion? Then I saw it-‘Taylor Swift breaks her silence’. I quickly grabbed the phone,clicked on the link…what had she got to say? She’s against Trump.

  15. Fucking hell Freddie. I know my memory is not what it used to be but I can’t recall you living in our house.

  16. Oh I was there. Chicken sandwiches for tea followed by tinned peaches and evaporated milk. Sunday Night at the London Palladium.
    Then off to bed, listening to Radio Luxembourg through the shitty earpiece.
    Fucking paper round in the morning. Better not fucking rain again.

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