Chukka Ummuna

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I haven’t cunted anything for ages.
I’ve been way too busy, but I must thank my fellow (highly distinguished) cunters for doling out the goods…
Well done guys.

Well, I’m still too busy.

HOWEVER

Chukka Ummuna’s ears are winding me up SO FUCKING MUCH, I think I’ll have an aneurysm if I don’t cunt them.

Who the fuck nailed those ridiculous, happy flappy, jug lugs to that cunt’s head?

Ridiculous!

I hate this cunt enough without having to look at those wanker wings starting at me every time I see the twat.

It’s like looking at a bean that’s opening it’s wing casings and about to fly away like some really annoying, deluded, spaz beatle…

…Or a Mr potato head made by some sick cunt, who’s only mission on this planet is to wind me up SO FUCKING MUCH that my bollocks explode!

I thought not having the time to frequent my favourite website might calm me some….

NO.

It just bottled up and delayed the inevitable…
As soon as I saw that cunt on telly again my piss superheated and I found myself longing to strangle the cunt …

Again.

Chukka Amuna is a cunt, but his ears need a cunting just of their own.

And if dolph lundrum is thinking about killing him and making a necklace then FINE.
….just remember I’m coming for you buddy.
I want those cunts gone.
I want those cunts burned.
I never wanna see Chukka fucking Ummuna or his stupid fucking ears EVER again.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
….that’s therapeutic.

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage

66 thoughts on “Chukka Ummuna”

  1. He looks like a sort of cross between Linekunt, Obummer and a Russian Sleep Experiment patient.

  2. Malteser head ChuckUp Ooboogoo,another pro EU trough pig among many other snouty bottom feeding parasites,a careerist power hungry anus scab that backed out of the leadership so nobody could suss that hes a secret chutney ferret,I fucking loathe the cunt

    • Oh and good afternoon Mr Sausage

      Been a while since you deployed a cunting right enough…

      • Good afternoon mate.
        Yea I haven’t had time to cunt anything or comment for ages. I log on every day to see who’s been cunted but I never get more than half way through the comments before someone rings me or I’ve gotta do something.
        There’s been some awesome cuntings lately….

  4. But we need a people’s vote!
    Says chuck it inn spearchucker.

    Back to the plantation,that cotton won’t pick itself.

    Um bongo,um bongo they drink it in Satf London at Da Kormunnideee centre for effnick youth.

  5. By the way, I finally start my job tomorrow. Taken me ages to find one because I’ve never been good at applying for them but hey, I’ve found one now and it’s decent pay for a student too.

    • OP, Don’t forget to give them ketchup AND barbecue sachets.

      Just joking. Well done chap.

    • Good for you – I hope it goes well or at least better than it did for the coach driver today in Londonistan. Fancy nipping into a hotel for a piss and being wiped out by a plate glass window having fallen from a building opposite. That’s some kind of shit luck 😉

    • I’ve just replied to LL’s comment about that on the ism thread. Of all the things to ban, fucking CLAPPING? Insanity.

    • She looks the sort of four eyed daft cunt that would dream up something like that. I don’t know how they cope when they enter the real world outside of Playschool University. She will never be able to “enjoy” a recording of the X Factor or Strictly Come Mincing. Every cloud has a silver lining 🙂

      • I seem to remember this O2 thief was enraged and offended by something else a couple of months back.
        Or it might have been someone in a similar position, or someone who just looked the same…I can’t tell the diff with snoflakes, they all wear those daft specs.

        Is the beluga whale trying to get to Salisbury, I wonder ?

    • I really can’t wait until these cunts get out into the real world….
      The priceless looks on their faces when it dawns on them that no one gives a shit about them or their twatty feelings and tells em to get to work or fuck to the back of the dole queue.

    • I’m a MMU man, so the University of Manchester have always been cunts as far as I’m concerned… They’ve always been a bunch of soft fannies…

  7. Chukka jam jar has the interests of his own vanity and status. Not the country, and certainly not white people! He is therefore a stupendous cunt who needs his gonads removed with a rusty razor!

  8. You are talking about Chukup the man Mandy loves – perhaps the ears give him something to hold on to. He probably needs big ears to keep his place in the Lammy/Umuna Gospel Choir who sang to the glory of god and Jeremy at Liverpool last week. There wasn’t a dry eye in the house as they sung their negro spirituals, accompanied by Dawn Butler on the cello – she likes a nice big shiny instrument throbbing between her legs.

    But they are all cunts and his ears are the ears of a 24 carat cunt.

  9. HM Government are sending a Royal Navy warship to Indonesia to help out.
    Eh? What the fuck can a warship do?
    Oh yeah……….. bring hundreds of the cunts back here, pretend made up families to follow.

    • We used to do it pretty regular Freddie. Hurricane relief in the West Indies 1978. British Virgin Islands, Antigua, Little Cayman, Saint Vincent and Tortuga Never picked any blambos up mind. Install the odd water pump and generally fuck about waiting for Norfolk VA to get a week off on the beach pissing it up. Course, we had a Navy then too. Juno, Charybdis and Phoebe were all in the area. Feeling like a real old salt now. A girl I was at school with, her son has just taken command of one of the new type 45’s.

  10. Banning clapping??😵😵Jazz hands???,they are what I use to tug my man sausage with while I flick through a sticky jazz mag, utterly brainless braindead cultural marxist cunts,its beyond fucking parody💩💩💩

    • Politicians and Libtard feminazis are pathological liars and evil manipulators of the truth by default.

      • That’s half the problem RTC – politics has become so fucking toxic that nobody knows who to believe. Any country that let OJ Simpson off is batty by default.
        Its a straight down the line choice – UK going the same on Brexit. Utter bitterness and bile whichever side you fall on. The left / remoaners in the UK should twin themselves up with the dimocrats in the US. There is nothing democratic about either. The bitter partisanship on behalf of the democrats is making the law appear secondary – its how many people you can make believe you are right that counts.

      • Agree Cunto – you end up having to rely on your inbuilt crap-detector or gut feeling alone when it comes to this cuntishness.

        Ms. Forde, and what she represents, verily turns my stomach, whereas Kavanaugh strikes me as pretty average when it comes to politicians.

        Hopefully she’ll end up sucking cocks in Hell.

    • Sorry Richard, but it’s obvious that Ford is the one telling fibs here. Kavanaugh has passed SIX FBI background checks, Feinstein could’ve released this info a lot earlier if it were true to avoid the charade of the hearings and despite crying out for help minutes earlier Ford didn’t tell those same people she asked to help her about the supposed incident after it happened. There are far more inconsistencies as well.

  12. Off topic but have just watched Mavis gurning and twitching through an interview on the BBC. Makes you wonder how someone who appears to be an alien ever got on in politics.

    • I am no fan of May but the way that bucket mouthed cunt Cuntsburgh spoke to her on the news shows incredible disrespect for the Office of PM. Had she interrupted and spoke to Putin that way her and her wobbly gobbed family would now be scraping reindeer shit up in the arctic circle. The uppity cunts from all TV media think they are bigger than the news itself. I don’t want political comment / views / interpretations, I want the fucking news. I am big and daft enough to make my own mind up. Peston, Cuntsburgh. Bradby, Sopel et al can stick their critical opinions up their shitters.

      • Bradby. Gold-plated cunt. Of course simply reading the teleprompter like Richard Baker, Robert Dougal and Alastair Burnett used to isn’t enough. These days you’ve got to act it out and get emotional/express a personal opinion. A huge sack of onions is now placed under the news desk for added affect.

        Friend of Baldy and Ms Middleton and don’t we get reminded often enough?

      • You forgot Reginald Bosancunt..
        I saw him on the platform at Euston once.
        He looked extremely pissed.

      • Can’t imagine Andrea Byrne ever doing anything like that.
        Supercilious, up-her-feckin-arse smug bint.
        Those ads for the Welsh crime programme she fronts are awful. She looks right boss-eyed (trying to look oh-so-serious and moody), and has a snout like an axe.

  15. Chukka DummyOutDaPram’s first cunting? May we all hang our heads in shame. This privileged smugbubble was being groomed for the Top job until he chickened out after hs conflict over whether to back Steptoe or not. Hasn’t done a day’s work in his life. This perfidious rat is about as trustworthy as a Milliband brother with a newly-sharpened bodkin. The British Obama? What, he’ll also drop 100 000 bombs in eight years? He looks like Errol Brown without the moustache or charisma. Oily turd.

    ▪ Deploy The Black Pudding – I thought you’d been consumed by a pack of wild whippets oop North. Either that or a brood of hungry Northern lasses (or whatever the collective noun is for cock-hungry females).

    • Yea I can’t believe that this is the first time the chukk-ice has been cunted…
      He’s without a doubt one of the biggest and most annoying cunts in the world.

      Ha ha, just working and trying to get settled in cap. Haven’t seen any whippets yet though plenty of Yorkshire terriers. I don’t mind the dogs, it’s the fucking flea bites that fuck me off. I do also get a bit freaked out when people say “now then” instead of hello…
      I keep thinking Jimmy saville is creeping up on me, the cunt.
      Yea gotta find me a northern lass …. the filthier the better and I don’t mind the flea bites from them … it’ll be worth it! 😁

  16. Sound cunting. He was apparently the ‘British Obama’ and did nothing to dissuade journalists from describing him in such terms.

    Then he ran for the Labour leadership and pulled out at very short notice and nobody really knows why. Apart from the papers, obviously. That had clearly unearthed some unpleasantness about the unfragrant chukka cant.

    I’ve got an idea he comes from tooting, just like the shah of London. No idea if his dad drive a bus, though.

    • He probably knew someone at Grenfell and/or had a ancestor at Rorke’s Drift too.

      • I had an ancestor at Rorke’s Drift. He fucked up plenty of the fuckers. I am deeply ashamed.

    • Much in the same way richard Blackwood used to call himself the English Eddie Murphy?
      One was a Hollywood A List actor who earned millions of dollars and fucked beautiful women, the other one was an unfunny south London comedian who apparently lived at home with his mum until his early 30,s 😎

  17. Not sure if he was born in Tooting but his primary school was in Streatham, just round the corner, where he is now the useless, couldn’t give a shit MP.
    His mother is a rich bitch 60’s hippy who got knocked up by some Nigerian scumbag.
    Naturally he transferred to a private school which was more able to “ meet his needs”. ( keep him away from the aspiring architects and talented rappers)
    Manchester University and into the legal con game……. the perfect Blairite biography.
    No wonder Handlebum saw the potential in him. ( as well as wanting to fuck his delightful arse )
    Cunt.

    • Yea the cunt is constantly speaking for “da majinized kommunidee”, yet the most hardship he’s ever had to endure is when his favourite wine bar runs out of his preferred brand of champers…
      Typical champagne socialist, race card waving, lefty, labour cunt.

  18. I’ve only seen this snide slimy cunt on TV once and wanted to feed him to the dingoes. Thank fuck this gollipom isn’t in our parliament, though unfortunately he’d fit right in.

  19. Every time he appears on the box he just reaffirms his cuntitude.
    He is A Cunt For All Seasons, The Eternal Cunt.
    And I fucking despise him.
    Good evening.

  20. Check out the Maoam Pinball sweets. The cola flavoured one was modelled on Chucky’s noggin.

    He resembles a cross between the above and a terminally corroded wingnut. An oleaginous no-mark skidmark. No better an example of an individual in politics for the primary aim of climbing the pole as high as he can. He knows you know he couldn’t give a flying fart about his constituents. A sneering, arrogant cunt.

    Sorry to depress you all, but better get used to the future Lord Ummonkey. Elevated to the ermine set for his political services to building bridges between comooonidees.

    I suspect that the mighty wheels of wankerdom are already in motion.

    • Beautifully rendered cunting PM, so descriptive. Can definitely see the resemblance in a Maoam cola pinball 😂

  21. Romelu Lukaku is yet to have a touch in the Valencia box….

    Because he is a cunt… A useless incompetent inept cunt….

    • The F.A. have introduced a new rule for Man Utd’s next match.

      Any player caught passing to Lukaku will be booked for time wasting….

  22. Without question one of the UK,s most punchable faces…..
    Umunna oozes cunt from every pore…..

  23. This cunt is an absolute certainty for the ISAC hall of fame …..
    A top to tail 360 degree cunt….
    Every time I hear him squawking “ red bus red bus” I want to throttle the fucker……

    • *Every time I hear him squawking “ red bus red bus” *

      Chuckkaduckie is just upset they don’t have conductors any more, then he would have found his real calling “Pass along de bus man, yuss, missy, I goes to Clapham but only if theys very good”

  24. Pregnant Tory rug muncher Ruth Davidson has a book out titled:

    YES SHE CAN: WHY WOMEN OWN THE FUTURE

    A timely warning? Another dystopian novel à la 1984?

    They already own the present, no need to rub it in dear.

    And there I was back in the ’70s thinking wimmin just wanted to be equal…

    “Some sexes are more equal than others”.

  25. Chuka Remoaner the man with as many good qualities as hairs on his shiny head.

  26. The Davidson freak can thank the incompetence of the Labour Party and the SNP for her elevation to political rock star status.
    Sorry Ruth, nobody likes you, they just hate the other cunts more.
    Fuck off bitch.

  27. Chukka Wobbly with the brown snooker ball head. Bottled it for the party leadership. He will never ever pot the pink, only ever one in the stink. And while I’m about it I’d like to impale him up his arse with a splintered billiards cue. He’s got big ears because he can hear people whispering “cunt’ about him from three miles away. Top cunting for a huge CUNT!

  28. Labour Parties number 1 Brexit Blocker Ardent remainer Flag waver for a second People’s Vote? Eh what does that mean? Does not believe in democracy in short a proper cunt .

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