Christmas Coming Early

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Christmas Coming Early ….Commercialised Cunts !

I was in my local garden centre this morning for a bucket of fence paint. I’m stood at the till waiting to pay and having a look around … I then spot two big mock reindeer with a sleigh behind in amongst some fairy lit christmas trees … taking up about a quarter of the floor area … a quick check of the date at the top of my newspaper I’d just bought to check I hadn’t slept in this morning by two fucking months .. 19th September .. no, no, still three months until Christmas.

Me .. “Who’s idea is it to start the Christmas stuff in September ?”
Till woman … “You want to see some other shops, they’re far worse than us ”
Me .. “That doesn’t make it right though, does it ?”
Her .. (Sarcastically) ” When would you like us to do it ?”
Me .. “How about December ?”
Her ..”What difference does it make .. ?”
Me .. “Well,it’s a bit early for a lot of parents … you try telling a kid that it’s still three months ’til Christmas ”
… I get my change and tell the Till woman to have a Merry Christmas as she won’t be seeing me in her shop, because of their display, until after the New Year ….
I’m no ‘Humbug’ about Christmas, but for fuck sake, the kids are only just back from their summer holidays

Nominated by Boilsmypiss

30 thoughts on “Christmas Coming Early”

  1. Children raped around an open fire,
    Jihadis cutting off your nose,
    The call to prayer in towns everywhere,
    Before the bomb jacket blows!

    And so I’m offering this simple phrase,
    To infidels from one to ninety-two,
    Although It’s been said many times, many ways,
    Alluah Ackbar to you.

    🎅💣🎅💣🎅💣🎅

  2. It won’t be long before the libtards and other such hateful cunts declare that Christmas is whole offensive, racist, sexist and blah blah, and should therefore be banned!

    As for it coming earlier and earlier, yeah that’s the way every special event seems to be going. As soon as Christmas is out of the way there will be the big push for Valentine’s Day in early Jan, and Easter in early Feb… there’s no getting around the fact that capitalism can be a bit of a pushy cunt.

    On the flip side of Christmas being sold early, you still get the odd cunt who doesn’t do anything about Christmas until Christmas Eve – and they then go into a mad panic because they’ve left it so fucking late!

    Ho ho ho

    • I can recall in 2003 went to visit a mate in Wolverhampton. Christmas was replaced by “winterfest !” can you believe it. It was to stop people being offended.

  3. O/T

    Fucking piss poor report on Venezuela on R4 Toady.

    No fucking analysis of why their economy is fucked and who caused it. The only name mentioned was Trump and anyone with any critical faculties would know Chavez and Madurro and their flunkies are to blame for the pile of shit they have inflicted on their country.

    No mention of the western apologists for their regime either. Fucking Steptoe and Bomber John I am looking at you.

    BBC metropolitan elitist cunts who are shit at their very well paid jobs. Fucking time is running out for these twats.

  4. And exactly how are our Peaceful brothers, especially those relocated after the government’s attempted extermination at Grenfell, supposed to get to the mosque when there is no public transport?
    Vile racism , that’s all it is.
    And has anybody thought about the phrase “Father Christmas” and all the patriarchy, sexism and homophobia contained therein?
    Wake up Britain! People’s Vote now!

    • I always get Father Christmas and God mixed up – both are old men with white beards – might they be one and the same do you suppose?
      God the Father of Christ… mas. It’s all incredibly coincidental if nothing else.

  5. Apparently xmas is going ahead despite brexit? How long before that appears in the guardian?

    I’m not one for doing things by half measures, so instead of the shops doing a half hearted 3 month Xmas onslaught they should just go full tilt and do the perpetual 12 month a year Xmas!! Was it noddy holder who sang “ I wished it could be Xmas everyday “ ? Maybe noddy had a point? Are you listening Tesco’s…. 😎

    • Morning Q!

      Wow… Xmas all year round… just imagine – the economy would boom into the stratosphere!

      Could even help mitigate the disastrous effects of Brexit…

      • I remember a while back they were interviewing some daft cunt on the radio because he celebrated christmas every day of the year, he had permanent decorations up in his house and only ever ate christmas dinner with all the trimmings.
        The only thing I do is send half a dozen cards to relatives because they send me one and I don’t want them to think I’m a miserable cunt. But I don’t send christmas cards, I send Happy New Year cards. They’re much cheaper.

      • And quite right too – we’re already guilty of culturally appropriating Christmas trees:

        “Germany is credited with starting the Christmas tree tradition as we now know it in the 16th century when devout Christians brought decorated trees into their homes. Some built Christmas pyramids of wood and decorated them with evergreens and candles if wood was scarce. It is a widely held belief that Martin Luther, the 16th-century Protestant reformer, first added lighted candles to a tree. Walking toward his home one winter evening, composing a sermon, he was awed by the brilliance of stars twinkling amidst evergreens. To recapture the scene for his family, he erected a tree in the main room and wired its branches with lighted candles.”

        Yeah, pull the other one, it’s got (racist) jingle bells on it!

      • Yes, but, isn’t the whole thing a sanitised version of the Roman Saturnalia? And European to its tacky core?

  6. I’m sick of all this Halloween shit and all… Stupid fucking wimmin (who else?) spending a fortune on tacky Halloween crap and encouraging their horrendous offspring to mither people on their doorsteps for sweeties… The cunts even have Halloween lights and tinsel now…. Fuck the tasteless and stupid cunts… I hope it fucking pisses down on the 31st of October…

  7. Fuck Halloween, load of fucking American shit. You see these stupid slags dragging their foul brats up and down the street dressed as witches and shit. Just pour a bag of sugar down their throats and stop annoying other people you dumb cunts.
    Fuck you!

      • Kevin Spacey loves Halloween, its the only time of the year a 14 year old boy can ring his doorbell for a treat and him not get arrested.

  8. I have also noticed yet another Americanism entering our culture – “Happy Holidays”

    On cards, email messages and such like you get people signing off with “Happy Holidays” rather than “Happy Christmas”

    Reason being is that “Happy Holidays” represents a number of religious holidays over the winter period and not just Christian ones.

    All part of this diversity bollocks we now have to adhere too.

  9. Let’s not forget the two other blokes who were crucified along with Jesus.

    #allcrucifixionsmatter….

  10. I would say that Disney is one of the overarching culprits of this diversity bullshit. Its now part of the dominant Cultural Marxist ideology, the shit of which is feeding into their productions. Of course Disney is out to mint money from the massess and if that means a tranny cartoon character that is the way they’ll go. Christmas in September means a greater window of opportunity for pushing the fluffy shit and mawkish sentimentalism all the while subverting the traditional family values of old school Christianity and minting it whilst not offending the rag heads. That’s a worse appeasement than Chamberlain managed. Sometimes I think I’m sorry we won the war. We’ve given away the peace and the Germans et al have still won.

    • From The Telegraph:

      University College London has apologised after a “dreaming of a white campus” tweet was deemed to be racist.

      The university said it was sorry and had chosen its words “very poorly”, following a backlash from those who interpreted the message as an offensive remark.
      On Monday, the university posted a message on its official Twitter account which said: “Dreaming of a white campus? Our campuses will be open and operating fully today, Monday 11 December, so please make your way in as planned. (We can’t guarantee snow but we’ll try!)”

      One Twitter user replied: “You know who else dreamt of a white campus? Hitler, that’s who. Disgusting.”

      Kumail Jaffer, a PPE student at Warwick University urged UCL to “retract and apologise”. He added that if anyone does not understand why the comment is offensive, they should “look into the history of the oppression of the PoC [People of Colour]”.

      UCL later issued an apology for its original comment, saying: “We chose our words very poorly yesterday….We’re sorry and we’ll choose our words more carefully in the future.”

      The university explained on its Twitter account that it had been referring to the song, White Christmas, and posted a link to a YouTube video of the original 1942 by Bing Crosby recording of the festive number.

       Jingle Bells is clearly racist too:

      https://www.foxnews.com/us/jingle-bells-rooted-in-racism-boston-university-professor-says

  13. Reminds me of that line from Roots.

    “What’s Christmas Fiddler?”

    “It’s when white folks give each other stuff don’t neither of ‘em need.”

  14. I can see a university (Manchester or Cambridge) decreeing an outright ban on anything to do with Christmas (and probably Easter when they get round to it). The breakdown will go something like this:-

    Christmas – banned due to religious intolerance in a multicultural society.
    Father Christmas – banned, sexist!
    White Christmas – banned, racist
    Santa’s “little helpers” – banned, slavery and exploitation
    Santa’s reindeers – banned, animal cruelty
    Christmas carols – banned, offensive and racist
    Christmas turkey – banned, animal cruelty
    Christmas presents – banned, capitalism; offensive to those that can’t afford presents
    Carol singers – banned, racists and capitalist exploiters
    Stockings (for presents) – banned, should be non-binary, gender neutral
    Christmas dinner – banned, bad for one’s health; offensive to the starving in Africa
    Shop closure – banned, racist! Shops shouldn’t close on Christmas day; offensive to other faiths.
    Christmas crackers – banned, too noisy, might upset autistic or people of a nervous disposition.
    Christmas cards – banned, racist. Shouldn’t send cards to those that don’t celebrate Christmas.

    … and sure these useless university cunts will think of more reasons to ban Christmas sooner or later

  15. I like Marks and Spencer mince-pies. The sooner they put them on sale the better as far as I’m concerned.

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