Time was when Shano was a typical Oz bloke. Ugly as a goanna’s arse and skin like Kylie Minogue’s cunt (allegedly) – sun dried, wrinkled and flaking. Then he started sporting multi-coloured stripes orf heavy duty sunblock orn the field and was seen drinking poncy cocktails without 4X chasers. Worrying rumours he had shacked up with alleged actress and aging celeb Liz Hurley. Within months the poor cunt is transformed into an androgynous Mr Spock baby doll. Cunt cut dyed barnet, brow surgery, tattooed eyebrows and fillers, mascara and eye liner, lip fillers and gloss, facial fillers, acid skin peels, botox, plus a full set orf tombstone teeth all topped orf by several coats orf oily skin gloss. Almost fancy him meself – not to forget a bottle orf arse parfum from Gai Paris. In short Ms Hurley seems to have guinea pigged oit on him whatever she was contemplating for herself. Bugger me what the Waltzing Matilda has had done below the waist.
All manliness nipped, snicked, glossed and suctioned oit orf him, the shiny capon has now been given the old heave-ho to cruise the minor celeb circuit while endorsing hair thickening products and the like. “You too can look like me”. Yerssss.
Similar thing happened to a mate orf mine. Silly old cunt got hooked by a Romanian tart who proceeded to pimp him up all at his own expense. After a coupla months she showed him the door while he was still in a great deal orf pain from the “procedures” until he remembered it was his own fucking door. She was most put oit at his lack orf gratitude, she had transformed his life. He is now poorer but not much wiser.
Point is slags and cuntos nationwide have a new notion of “the look” taken from the selfie pose and online trends. Fuck Me! is now the new normal.
Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke
Once upon a time “Aussie poof” was a contradiction in terms. Obviously they must have existed but the shackledraggers were very discreet and covered up their dirty little secret.
Sadly, like King Canute, you just can’t hold back the tide of poofery no more than you can stop architecture students from stabbing the fuck out of each other. It’s all part of life’s rich tapestry.
As for Shane, he looks like the kind of bloke who would suit that Rodrigo Ken Doll wanker. The 2 freaks should get together and fuck each other’s arses until their cocks wear out.
Pair of cunts.
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I’m so conflicted. He now looks like a a gay Ken doll but he’s rooting that posh milf Liz Hurley. So confused right now.
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I thought the one on the left was the gay Ken doll!
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She went full-Stepford with his ass. Besides, that bitch is on par with Joan Collins these days (though Joan was at some point a fine piece- never saw it in Hurley).
And I’ve always hated Shane, so I’m marginally delighted with this.
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Rodrigo Alves + air enema…
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Off topic but anyone have actress Jacqueline Pearce in the Pool?
Bad girl from Blake’s 7 and a Hammer horror film veteran, very tasty in her day.
Check her out in Plague of the Zombies and The Reptile amongst others…
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Totally agree Bastard.
She gave this teenager many a sleepless night back in the day. Servilan I do believe she was called?
Smokin’.
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Yep Sevalan in Blakes 7, great series shame it was never updated, Paul Darrow has for years tried to get a high budget series off the ground and can’t work out why no-one is interested. Would be good to see.
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Probably wary of making a “Federation” the bad guys in case someone makes an EU paralell 😁
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Christ she was wicked hot in ‘Blake’s 7’
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I’ve never bought into this whole worship of Warne anyway. He is a true cunt of the Australian sporting variety who all think ‘sledging’ the English is the height of their intellectual sophistication. They are yet to realise how fucking infantile they come across with their beloved name-calling tactics.
Warne’s descent into confirmed metrosexual is therefore quite satisfying to see, as no doubt the younger Warne would hold his future self in utter contempt as a ‘mincing woofter’.
Shane Warne perfectly encapsulates the PC emasculation of his homeland, which is almost as severe as ours here in the UK. Whilst it is amusing to see this cunt make a flamin’ galah out of himself, it is nevertheless a metaphor for yet another great nation’s downfall.
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Strewth! Hilarious how Warney has been suckered into transforming himself all in a vain attempt to hold onto that posh tart who has inevitably now dumped him.
The older he gets the more ridiculous he’s gonna look as his clock needs more and more maintenance and his kids find him too embarrassing to be around
But it’s hard to cunt Warney too much. I once shook his hand after play and he was a decent guy to my kids and had a chat. He did limp off to the changing room in a strange manner so the arse implants must have been playing up.
Later I reflected that this very hand had delivered the ball of the century to Gatting, dropped the Ashes in 2005…..and fingered Hurley’s slimy klunge. It’s got a story all of its own to tell!!
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Our hire car broke down when we were lost, miles from anywhere, deep in the Australian outback.
After two days without water, there was only one option, we would have to drink piss.
I fucking hate Fosters….
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Fuckin hell.. looks like a sun dried fly blown corpse.. does he reall think it’s a good look ???
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Imo SW was, is, and always will be a complete cunt. But struth the boy could bowl, and many’s the time I wished he was OUR cunt, and not THEIR cunt.
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Fancied Liz Hurley more…the older she got.
Not so keen now Warnes’ spent some time at the crease….
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Agreed Warnie is an utter cunt but give me him over that beady eyed shitcunt Ricky Ponting any day of the week
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