Below is an extract from the South Wales Argus. Read it to gain an insight into the world of the Snowflakes.
‘AN IMMERSIVE production focused on terrorism has been premiered to Gwent police officers with the hopes of it gaining funding.
The Extremists is the first production of its kind, and will feature Callum Lloyd as right-wing extremist Sharif, and Nicholas Sturrock as left-wing extremist Adam Llewellyn Evans.
Reality Theatre spent months researching to produce the piece, which they showcased to Gwent police officers on Thursday, as the company are hoping to get funding, allowing them to use the performance as an educational tool. ‘
The comments section in the paper went for the obvious humour – Legs Akimbo, ‘Your my wife now Dave’, ‘Are you local’ etc.
However to me it shows the planet these fuckers live on.
Funding. Of course the Police will want to pay for this gritty realism.
Right wing, Left wing terrorists. No mention of religion of course.
Educational tool? Perhaps the fiction section.
God help us.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Not sure I quite get it… who’s supposed to be educating who?
They’d be better off screening Carry On Cuntstable.
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I see Jose Mourinho has been getting lessons off that diving cunt Ashley Young.
https://youtu.be/bY-ZA64WN8o
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Definitely a penalty!!!
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Good cunting CC,
Perhaps we could get some funding for the ISAC ‘How to not be a cunt’ nationwide tour.
All we’d need is a Black actor to play Blair and the funding is guaranteed.
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I think a morris dancing Dick Fiddler blackface minstrel is required to showcase the range of our diversity.
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I did actually think of Dick Fiddler as I know he likes to black up now and again. Morris dancing would only be acceptable if they all dress as Masai Warrior’s though.
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To quote the venerable Bernice from League of Gentlemen:-
“Some people call this progress. I call it AIDS in a van.”
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I ought to add that Gwent Police attended the Cardiff Pride event last week. They do not serve Cardiff and were there to show solidarity and diversity. And a bit of mincing.
So it is entirely possible that this production from Taffs Akimbo was given serious consideration.
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Were they handing out free coloured nail varnish?
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Reality Theatre !
An oxymoron, if ever…
Living in the area, I do see a lot of snowflakey tooling about.
Good photo of Ian Hislop, though.
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White; delicatetly fragile, preciously unique. Melting at the touch. Such an accurate metaphor it is.
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A right wing extremist called Sharif? What kind of “reality” is that?
Here’s the reality…….this Callum Lloyd cunt on the phone to his agent……
“I pay you 10% to do that…….well lick 10% of the arses for me then.”
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I like the way some adverts aimed at this section of society are so butch and empowering eg they are ” owning it” and “bossing the day” they are going to do that aren’t they fecking crybaby.
Another one that typifies the twats is a sponsors ad on quest, bunch of red wine drinking fuckwits.
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Has ‘left wing extremist’ Nicholas Sturrock got his suicide belt on?
If Callum Young is the same actor I’m thinking of, did he ‘brown face’ a bit to play ‘right wing extremist’ Sharif?
What a pile of wank.
Great call, Cunstable!
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I’d watch gritty realism about two musim lesbians being found out and the honour killings that follow. Purely for educational purposes though…..
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Hang on Fistula, old chap, I would want to see said lesbians engage in a final, naked bean-flicking tryst before they lost their pretty heads in a basket.
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“Spent months researching “. = they read the fucking Guardian.
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The Welsh Film Board are helping to fund certain re-makes, in an attempt to highlight Welshness….
Those under production include….
‘Sheepless in Seattle’….
‘Nine And A Half Leeks’
‘The Sheepshag Redemption’
‘The Lost Boyo’s’….
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Great stuff!
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Saving Private Ryan Giggs
Kinnock the Barbarian
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Llangdegfedd Reservoir Dogs
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The Girl Gogogoch
Inglorious Bassey-sterds
Tom Jones’ School Days
Me Before Ewe
The Sheep Who Loved Me (Starring Roger Them Moore)
The Life And Loves Of A Sheep Devil
The Cook, the Sheep, His Wife & Her Lover
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I was told today that I triggered a woman at work last week and perhaps I should meet with her to apologise and that I should reflect on my actions.FUCK OFF! She is an overweight triggered leftie millenial snowflake fucktard. When I explained what actually happened I was told to just forget about it.
I am a victim of 3rd wave femanazism. Man hating ugly overweight rug munching man haters…
She has met her match with this old poof.
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Guy I know, engineer, had rare day off sick. Next day, office bitch had written his name on whiteboard, then manflu, exclamation mark. He waited til she was off, then wrote, monthlies, question mark. Oddly, she seemed to lose her sense of humour.
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‘Max Boyce in The Hood’….
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An American Werewolf in Swansea
3.10 to Merthyr Tydfil
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Last Taffy in Paris
Gwyneth and Louise
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The Eagle Has Llandudno….
How Green Was Myfanwy….
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The Prime of Miss Charlotte Church
The Good, the Bad and the Kinnock Spawn
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Years ago the Welshies played a rugby match against the Frogs, Paris I think. Anyone remember the reporter who said I dunno about the match, but I can tell you the art of sexual intercourse is in its infancy in Ystradgynlais?
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