Any Jack Palance I can put forward King Kong’s mother for a cunting?
Of course I speak of Serena Williams. The cunt has just gone off on one because she lost a final. Fuck me lady, have they removed all the fucking mirrors in your house you butt ugly cunt. Please, go and fucking haunt some houses, you self indulgent, useless player of a cunt.
Nominated by Dry Itchy Cunt
It’s actually good that Williams’ gotten so much attention because you can see her without the usual photoshop enhancement horseshit “beauty” she’s portrayed as in magazines and the press.
Now you see her “warts” and all
I don’t know whether “ugly” cuts the mustard to describe her… please someone come up with something more fitting, ‘cos ugly only covers the outside, and she’s even more ugly inside
Talking about fitting, what the fuck was that thing she was wearing today? A tutu on a 200lb woman don’t look good , she looked like an extra from “Gone with the Wind”
Not to worry though, she can always sell off the lace netting to a seine fisherman, or to the police when they have to drag a river, and maybe she’ll get some of her money back.
Nominated by Paul ya Plonker
Tantrums in the tennis world are as old as Keith Vaz’s *expenses misunderstandings*, but usually when they do it, it is truly disgusting to witness, especially in the case of Serena Slubberguts Williams. Perhaps she is upset because not so many have sailed on her as the good ship Venus*, perhaps the baby blues have caught up with her, but just watch her outburst as her 30 stone frame waddles up to umpire to castigate him.
“Use own me a APOLOGY!. I NEVER cheat, honeychild..I have a daughter!”…yes that is the true cunt coming out. The giant economy tub of lard hasn’t been doing too well of late: well she had a daughter, make allowances honkey. She bounces back and scores a win: well what a hero she is, as she so recently had a daughter. This is a true miracle for wimmin and motherhood.
This big mouthed heap of sweating 50 inch jugs, and reinforced arse, which looks as it was modelled on the boot of the old Austin Somerset, ought to be grateful she is over paid for doing a job she loves and is able to do so even though she has a daughter. Let’s hope she spends the money wisely. She is so big she has to get her knickers on prescription, and there are no freebies in the States (perhaps she will emigrate to Britain provided she isn’t too upset about Brexit).
Mum of the decade lost this time (as you will have guessed from her outburst), and what a change it is not to hear one of the Williams sisters win yet again (same applies to old Novak Jockastrap in the same racket/racquet and fuckwit on wheels Lewis Hamilton, who only loses when somebody cuts the vain little snowflake up, or gets lucky – never able to admit that somebody else was better on the day.
In fact fuck all professional sportsmen with their greedy pretentious sense of entitlement. Especially when they are obese.
Nominated by W.C Boggs
Serena Williams
So this guy is somehow both a spoiled brat toys out of the pram power mad celebritard, and standing up for womens rights. How is all this possible? It isn’t – he’s a moron.
This is what happens when someone who thinks they are better than everyone else loses in public and on tv. He lost in some skirt wearing final and it’s great.
Here’s what happened: (Some of this is copied and pasted from the Al Jabeeber webshite)
The issues began when Williams’ coach Patrick Mouratoglou made a hand gesture towards her early in the second set at New York’s Flushing Meadows – the rules say “communication of any kind” between player and coach is banned in Grand Slams.
Williams denied she received coaching, saying she would “never cheat to win and would rather lose”, and demanded an apology from the umpire Carlos Ramos.
Mouratoglou, (her coach) however, later admitted coaching.
Three games later Osaka was awarded a point when Williams was given another code violation for smashing her racquet.
Williams was furious, walking up to Ramos, shouting and pointing at him as the crowd started booing in support of the American in a toxic atmosphere.
At the next change of ends, Williams continued to rant, calling Ramos a “liar”, telling him to “say you are sorry” and describing him as a “thief” for awarding a point to Osaka.
Ahh how amusing.
But then afterwards she said all this:
it was “sexist” to have been penalised a game.
“He’s never taken a game from a man because they said ‘thief’,” the 36-year-old former world number one added.
“But I’ve seen other men call other umpires several things.
“I’m here fighting for women’s rights and for women’s equality and for all kinds of stuff.”
“For me, it blows my mind,” the 23-time Grand Slam champion said. “But I’m going to continue to fight for women and to fight for us to have equality.
“This is just an example for the next person that has emotions, that wants to express themselves and wants to be a strong woman.
“They’re going to be allowed to do that because of today. Maybe it didn’t work out for me, but it’s going to work out for the next person.”
After the match Mouratoglou admitted he was coaching but added: “I don’t think she looked at me.”
He also said Osaka’s coach was doing the same and that “everyone does it”.
In her post-match news conference Williams said she was she “was not being coached” and that she “did not understand” why Mouratoglou would say he was doing so.
“I just texted Patrick, like, ‘what is he talking about?’ Because we don’t have signals,” she said.
“We have never discussed signals. I don’t even call for on-court coaching [which is allowed on certain occasions in WTA events].
“I’m trying to figure out why he would say that. I don’t understand. I want to clarify myself what he’s talking about.”
He’s fighting for womens right alright like a lot of women are. Fighting very hard to show exactly what these people are like – cunts. Looks like he won!
Oh here’s another line I heard watching it – Williams to the Umpire “You will never ever ever be on another court of mine as long as you live”. Ahahaha “court of mine”, the arrogance of this guy is unbelievable. He also says “You owe me an apology – say it, say you’re sorry”. All this while still standing up as an example for her daughter.
He then starts going “because I’m a woman you’re going to take this away from me”. I don’t really get that but it’s funny.
Here is the youtube video – it’s been negative imaged to avoid being deleted but its fine to watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHYHDP1a0BI
Oh mercy the entitlement, the arrogance and ego, it’s a wonder to behold. If you close your eyes, most of it sounds like an episode of Gerry Springer.
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I have said it before in cunting this self entitled twat, Mr T in a tutu. The fact she has snared/tasered an unlucky male specimen to breed with and use her daughter as an example of a working mother is an insult.
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Man in drag…
Un bongo, um bongo you will find it in her fridgeo (next to the lard.)
And can someone tell the frog sat next to me on the train who is gabbering on his phone to HAVE A FUCKING WASH! HE FUCKING STINKS.
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Hang on, was not Ms Williams in the green mile?
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I think grotesque is a fair description. And they tell us that aliens don’t exist…really? She should be banned for having an offensive appearance. Cunts!
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Heart-warming to see this man-sized shitcunt get another nomination on ISAC so recently after I put her up a few months ago.
Simply put, this enormous, unflushable turd has fully bought into her own liberalist media deification and hype. The cunt and her SJW sizeable contingent of followers believes she is a living God by virtue of simply being a muscular, Semenya-tier ball-basher too strong for 99% of the women on the WTA tour. But the few times when another player figures her out, we usually see the drama and self-entitlement come to the fore – think back to her threats to bury a Korean line judge when she was losing to Kim Clijsters several years ago, also at the US Open.
This man-beast has managed to cunt herself into the record books, I feel, for most simultaneous displays of cuntitude in one single moment. Her multiple acts as I see them are as follows:
i) Went literally ape shit over 3x LEGITIMATE violations (illicit coaching, racquet smashing, verbal abuse)
ii) Implied racism and sexism whilst ranting at the umpire
iii) Bizarrely reminded the umpire and everyone else for the 4,845,312nd time that she has a daughter during the same rant
iv) Tells umpire he will never again officiate ‘on her court’
v) Totally ruined the moment of victory for her 20-year old opponent, even down to the presentation ceremony
vi) Being the single most privileged black woman in the world (along with Oprah Cuntfrey), yet moaning about being fucking oppressed by non-existent sexism
vii) Preaches sexism while the women get paid in effect more pro-rata than the men at majors, based on any yardstick you like: time on court, popularity with audiance, sponsorship interest etc etc.
viii) And glosses over the fact that both before and after the meltdown, her opponent was totally beating her substantial ass across the court.
An absolute cunt to the last. I could bore you as an avid tennis player and fan about the compelling circumstantial evidence of doping by Serena; but that’s another story for another time. A hideous, super-sized cunt in every sense of the word and the entire sports-viewing world got to see the real monster under that comically thin veneer of ‘role model’.
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Says everything I wanted to say, and more.
Williams was taking a beating and simply couldn’t cope with it. Instead of taking it on the chin and being a gracious loser decided instead to try to rattle her opponent and ultimately take any credit away from her and make it all about her.
A hideous selfish bullying woman who thinks she is bigger than the sport, supported by a hideous rich rude partisan crowd with no thought to anyone but themselves. Disgraceful. Japanese Mrs Stroker is a keen supporter of both Osaka and Nishikori and was furious with Williams. Osaka being the first ever Japanese grand slam winner.
Absolutely staggered Williams has any fucking support from anyone. Nasty bitch. Only reason she probably hasn’t played the race card yet is that her Japanese (half Haitian) opponent is of colour.
They should all be ashamed of themselves, however as we all know people like that have no shame.
And only in the last few minutes has umpire Carlos Ramos been defended by the ITF, saying “Carlos Ramos acted “at all times with professionalism and integrity”. “It is understandable that this high-profile and regrettable incident should provoke debate. At the same time, it is important to remember that Mr Ramos undertook his duties as an official according to the relevant rule book. “Mr Ramos’ decisions were in accordance with the relevant rules and were reaffirmed by the US Open’s decision to fine Ms Williams for the three offences.”
About time the umpire got some support knobheads.
As Dick Fiddler so often says….Fuck em.
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Well said. Actually after I had written my cunting yesterday the coach admitted he had been coaching the man mountain, so she is also a liar, but, in mitigation, she said she was doing it for all the sisterhood – not just herself. Wasn’t that kind?
Talking of black up their own arses fuckwits, Chukaduckie Ummuna has now said that Labour is *institutionally racist* which begs the question why is that oily heap of shit still staying in the party – not to mention Lammy and all the BAME wimmin?
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Not half as gut wrenching as Billy Jean Strapadicktome coming out gurgling about this woman of color being abused, battered and beaten by the umpire who, she declares, became part of the match and not, as is the part of the umpire, to officiate and see fair play. Now if that isn’t the word salad of some cunt looking for a bandwagon to jump on and to wake up just looking to be offended I will eat hay with a donkey. The putrid pile of smug cuntishness is given the full nine yards of “comment” that only the Washington post can afford as their own level of cuntitude plumbs greater depths daily and unashamedly
That it actually took away the moment of victory by a slope over a blambo makes it equally bizarre. The cuntish rugmuncher that is the four eyed mingelicker and ancient harbinger of prowling female changing rooms seeking fresh fanny to harvest before grass grew on their pitch is indicative of the level of liberalism in the name of appropriating whatever cause is this months flavour regardless of who gets burned in the process. Ms King blames a rule if you please, the rule of coaching from the stands. It may get in your way you bespectacled withered prune but its the rule. Making the umpire, the rules and the behaviour of the pig in the skirts frustration at being beaten by a slope another cause to defend women(?) of color covers only one gigantic elephant in the room and even bigger than the monstrosity that is the horrible cunt that is Williams and that’s that she was beaten fair and square. The sycophants of blubber bird can’t get their heads round that.
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Williams went on a totally unprofessional, undisciplined rant against the match official, then despicably tried to excuse/justify her actions by playing the ‘sexism’ and ‘standing up for women’s rights’ cards.
Sexism, yer arse. This was sheer bad manners and bad sportsmanship, nothing more. Apparently the umpire stayed silent throughout this disgraceful display, and who can blame him? I wouldn’t want to get into a row with this beast.
Excellent cunting all round, people.
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Stupid bitch! She was getting beat, and well beat, by somebody young enough to be her daughter. Couldn’t fucking handle it so had a hissy fit.
Much worse than that she then tries to justify it by bringing up the wimminz issues bullshit.
Just a bad loser but, of course, lauded by that other bunch of bad losers…….the snowflake twitterati !
Perhaps they could persuade Serena to stand against the evil Trump at the next election?
Or perhaps that other great feminist, Anna Soubry, could bring her over to promote the “People’s Vote”?
All bad losers together.
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Apparently Billie jean king is backing her?
From behind with an enormous strap-on no doubt!
Spoilt uppity cunt!! Fuck her…
These sports Cunts that think it’s okay to mouth off at the officials should wind their fucking necks in, how funny if the officials walked out and left these moaning spoilt Cunts with no game……..
Sorry off point….
French cretin barnier made shock announcement a few hours ago in Slovenia that brexit deal could be done in 6-8 weeks? It’s all over the papers but barely a mention on bbc or sky?? Funny that, instead they are running the bojo and other anti brexit rhetoric!!
I’m not for one second suggesting barniers idea of a deal is remotely acceptable to us but I think with word of mays possible demise the EU are starting to worry about who they could end up dealing with…. Personally I hope it’s a dud offer and the brexiteers can then vote down the hunchbacks sell out deal……. fuck the EU…..
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Anything even slightly acceptable to Barnyard would by default be wholly unacceptable to me.
Evening Q!
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Its on the BBC webpage now Quisling
You have to read between the lines on this one I think.
Barnier said “If both sides are “realistic” there could be an agreement on the terms of the UK’s exit by early November”.
Both sides being realistic… what this means that the UK have to be realistic to the EU demands. Even if the EU do agree to the piss poor Checkers plan as it currently stands (which of course they wont) it still has to be agreed by parliament.
Hoping very much for a No Deal. Things are hotting up very nicely.
Fuck the EU as you rightly say. Cunts.
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Willie, I think you’ve become confused between Checkers and ‘The Chequers Deal.’
One is a tawdry, frustrating game played by simpletons going backwards and forwards; the other is Draughts.
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Well spotted Captain and an excellent response.
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It’s all just window dressing anyway – May cleared the Chequers with Merkel and Macron months ago – all this Barnier too-ing and fro-ing is simply theatre designed to fool us into thinking there’s still something to play for so we can avoid, horror of all horrors, NO DEAL!
If Michelle Barnier says a deal is possible by November you know it’s a stitch up… Brexit means Brino, always has – what else would anyone expect from a Remain dominated Government, Opposition, House of Cunts, Civil Service, MSM, TUC, CBI…
What a steaming pile of cuntage.
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Excellent material for rugged off road tyres. Fire up the boiler Ethel !
Either that or use her as a bouncing bomb against Somali pirates. Two birds, one stone.
What a grotesque specimen. Fuck off.
Good afternoon.
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Spot on Jack.
Good afternoon to you.
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Good evening Willie. Are you perusing the deathlist for potential Dead Pool nom’s ?
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Spot on Jack.
Endeavouring to locate and tap into where Shaun gets his extremely accurate info from.
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I wish he’d pick this barrel bomb in a frock.
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W.C. me auld cocker, the “Austin Somerset” simile had me in fucking stitches you clever cunt!
Pure class!
😂
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Thanks mate – I’m giving my age away! 🙁
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#MeToo!
😀😀😀
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What pisses me off is that her tantrum and diva-like antics took away the elation Naomi Osaka should have got from winning the championship.Instead she was booed.To Serena`s credit she asked the crowd to stop doing that by making such a spectacle of herself it made Osaka feel uncomfortable about winning.The idea that this is a womens rights thing is laughable.She ruined Osakas victory by behaving like a brat . I Thought fighting for women`s rights was about empowering women not belittling their achievements by trying to imitate your two-year-olds temper tantrums.This is about one thing and one thing only Serena`s giant ego.
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Yes it was completely unfair to her opponent who quite clearly won on merit.
The highlight of her career spoiled by someone who has 23 Grand Slam titles to her name and who should know better.
The complete opposite of Roger Federer in the men’s game who treats those two impostors – victory and defeat – both the same, and who treats every opponent with the same respect irrespective of their world ranking.
I’m sorry Serena you let yourself down this time love. Luckily through the joys of digital and (anti) social meejah, your daughter will have ample time to review how much of a cunt you were when she’s older.
P.S. Is mentioning Roger Federer sexist and waycist? He is a man and is white. Two things the left hates these days.
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sorry change of topic but this needs to be mentioned and i’m sorry but it concerns that monumental fuckin numbskull the SPIV again. today the inquest into the Westminster Bridge terrorist attack opened the first thing the Judge said was distressing footage was going to be shown of people mown down like nine pins and suggesting the relatives may want to leave the courtroom. for those unaware Chris Spivey in one of his famous ‘investigations ‘ told his moronic ‘followers’ that ‘no one died’ that it all involved ‘ crisis actors ‘. that fuckin idiot should be made to watch the footage over and over again. i look forward to his humble apology appearing on his website. yeh right.
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I just happened to look at that crap but what actually caught my eye was when I searched Chris Spivey directly underneath him is ISAC…. Chris Spivey is a cunt 11-7-2018 post…..
made me chuckle…….. 😂😂
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Nice one Quislings.
Just googled him and pissed myself laughing.
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He’s a proper cunt him …..
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Hahahahaha… fantastic.
Just googled him and ISAC is right up there.
Don’t know how they do the seo on this site but it’s damn good … kudos admin!
…. a great cunting too.
Recon he’s read it? Bet that cunt googles his name every day.
…. and every day we call him a cunt.
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Ill-bred, boorish, griping loser with the manners of a hedge-pig and the grace of a constipated hippo. Time to retire, no doubt into petulant, narrow-minded politics.
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Furthermore, I’m not a fan of tennis but it’s alright. I don’t mind singles or doubles, men’s or women’s but what I DO dislike… is Mixed Singles.
🗿
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She couldn’t play the race card because her opponent was that rarest of creatures a Japanese darkie and Williams is very much a cunt but I wouldn’t like to fight her!
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Fuck fighting – I wouldn’t want to be on the same planet as her!
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Evening RTCP 👍
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To be fair though I thought her perfomance in both King Kong and Planet of the Apes was excellent.
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I hate the over- professional, over straining of all sport now. But especially tennis. I hate the ‘air punch’ after each point won. I hate the grunts. I hate the commentators speaking in hushed tones, the winner scambling to friends, family as if they’d just been through a war. Hate it all.
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Totally with you Miles
See the following posting made a couple of months back.
http://is-a-cunt.com/2018/07/grand-slam-tennis/
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Me too Miles……
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Rugby the only sport I really follow. I must say this fucker looks like a Springbok quota player. Perhaps not as pretty.
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she can’t praat Afrikaans.
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Could probably manage isiZulu though.
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Just happened to look on the 2018 deathlist.net website which lists 50 “celebrities” which their expert committee has selected with the expectation that they will die during 2018
Describes Prince Philip as a “casual racist”, and Louis Farrakhan (a religious black nationalist) as a “nutter”.
Made me laugh anyway.
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Thing is, this is nothing new… This uppity Alfie Moon has plenty of form where abusing umpires and match officials is concerned… Yet the scores of snowflake fannies, celebrity cunts, social media mongs, tennis has beens (Billy Boy King anyone?), and the obligatory Femstapo still queue up to kiss her balloon sized bull-like burnt cork backside…. Truly sickening….
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The wimmin raquet players should shut up,be quiet and keep a very,very low profile whilst all the time thanking their lucky stars that they get paid the same prize money as the men.In no other sport are athletes so unfairly and grotesquely overpaid as Wimmins Tennis. Even the Williams baboon would starve to death if it had to compete against the men on a weekly basis,she wouldnt even crack the top 1000 in mens ranking,you could add up the points she would win in each match on the fingers of both hands
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John McEnroe ranked her at around 700 in the world and was predictably slated by US breakfast TV bedwetters.
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It looks like one of Dian Fossey’s subjects.
Acts exactly the same too.
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Serena is a supersized pimple on the festering boil that is professional sport.
Once upon a time, professional sportsmen and women were the possessors of some of humanity’s more endearing (albeit increasingly rare) qualities: humility, respect and a sense of fair play.
But those days are long gone. The Corinthian ethos has been trampled underfoot in the race to deposit obscene amounts of money (we’ll not call them earnings, for obvious reasons) in the safe keeping of some or other offshore account. Gone too is any semblance of sportsmanship, replaced by a creed of petulance, entitlement, ignorance and greed.
With few exceptions the modern day professional sports ‘star’ is a narcissistic, vapid, grasping cunt unworthy of even the merest flicker of respect or admiration.
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Great post Sterling.
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“Serena is a supersized pimple on the festering boil that is professional sport”
….superb.
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As per the kiddies playground game: would you rather fuck serena or venus? Pass the hemlock. Cunts!
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More like ‘who would you rather be fucked by’ I bet they’ve both got a clit like a bonobos nose.
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Can I just suck on the loud end of a shotgun?
I’ll choose that one.
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Serena Williams = CUNT. To rule out sexism in tennis let’s have a unisex tournament. Fuck it let’s make the entire sport unisex. Then we will never have to listen to this cunt again because she wouldn’t make it past the qualifiers. Mind you there should be a few wildcards for the players that are ‘top fanny’.
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I always thought that ugly women usually had nice personalities but I guess this cunt throws all that out the window….
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I think someone mentioned this earlier…..
“Police force calls for people to report hate ‘incidents’ including ‘offensive or insulting comments’ even if they are not criminal”
Fuck me, it’ll take me months to report you lots’ output.
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I bet Serena William’s pissflaps hang like the curtain under a hovercraft. Wouldn’t want them saddlebags hanging either side of my chin.
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Ha ha ha…
You couldn’t get anywhere near em mate.
At least with Dianne you could scoop the blubber out the way, but muscle …..
What would you do if she sneezed?!
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Explode, I suspect.
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Break the sound barrier?
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Good evening Mr F…you might be interested to know that Mrs Cunt Engine and I have finally “consciously uncoupled”, in much the same way as Gwyneth Paltrow and that cunt from Coldplay did, but without the pretentiousness…
Despite us both agreeing to keep it civil and out of court, I nevertheless await a financial Lubbocking of epic proportions!
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Evening, Mr. Cunt-Engine…Yep, it’ll cost you,no doubt about it. If you can keep the solicitors out of it,you might be ok, but once they get involved,you’re fucked.It’s the kids that cost the brass,which is fair enough, I suppose.
Hope you can keep it civil with her, don’t know many who’ve managed it.
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How about:
Kiss my hairy arse copper!
Does that count or does it depend on my position in the hierarchy of victimhood?
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Martina Navratilova hits the nail on the head by arguing that complaining about other people breaking the rules and asking for the same concessions does nothing to help your case.Williams talks about setting an example for her daughter.So her daughter will be the precious brat in class whinging that “Brad and Nathan misbehaved earlier so let me off”.I wonder if I kill someone I can say “Well OJ got away with it.”
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There’s an old crap Paul McCartney song called C Moon to which I sing the words Sheboon in disrespect of Serena Williams. Fucking hell the name’s a joke, she’s always at war and never serene. And she never will be on roids, the huge cunt.
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Years ago, when some male celebrity (can’t remember who) was asked which of the Williams sisters was the most attractive, he was quoted as saying “It depends whether you’re a leg man or a tit man.”
Well I like tits, but an invitation to remove this one’s bra and taste her nipples would result in me losing my supper and my penis remaining flaccid for the foreseeable future.
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