Roisin Conaty

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A lightweight cunting if you please.
Roisin Conaty step forward.

She is described as a comedian. She is not funny. She makes McIntyre look cutting edge. She is on all and any panel shows where she is not funny. She was in Count Arthur Strong where she was not funny. She is outdone by Kathryn Ryan for fucks sake.

She seems to a make a living out of not being funny which is some achievement with the competition of female comedians who are piss poor but not quite as unfunny as Roisin.

So, what is her secret? Fuck knows but when I see her mug on a panel show I delete the fucker.
The cunt.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

17 thoughts on “Roisin Conaty”

  1. Nicely done, CC.
    You were rather nice to her though. She appears to suffer from the typical modern wimminz delusion, thinking that she’s attractive. I would rather go down on Dianne Abbott’s unwashed ringpiece than touch this hefty heffalump.
    Also, you could have lumped the disgracefully left-wing (yet rather fuckable) Sara Pascoe in with this cunting too.

  2. Of the tranche of wimmins comics (a subjective classification) this one is probably the least cuntish from a neo-liberal perspective but she does remind me of Dr Seuss’ The Cat in the Hat character:

    https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/917745926936186880/a2VI7Uzi_400x400.jpg

    Sara Pascoe is middle of the road lefty/looks wise.

    But the biscuit taker is the Cannuck Katherine Ryan: drop dead gorgeous but who’s neo-liberal nefariousness puts her just left of Lily Allen on Trump, Brexit and immigration.

    This may seem like a shallow corollary between humour, leftism and looks and it completely is.

    Katherine Ryan has great tits!

  4. Talking of wimminz, my deputy at work made the comment that I need to review all the firm’s policies and procedures in order to make them gender neutral .

    This was backed up by the office bumder who muttered something about making sure it covered trans people as well.

    I won’t be doing any of that just to be clear.

    The CFO told me he was retiring early directly after the meeting and that cuntery like that is one of the reasons he wants to go.

  5. All these wimmin posing as comics are as bad as each other tbh,totally unwatchable and beyond cringe worthy,that Ryan slag is the worst I agree just painful to watch,the same old anti trump anti brexit anti male sewage disguised as comedy ,bring back Manning!!!

  7. She like nearly every known modern British comedian s are not funny , boundary pushers or creative.
    Seen this thing on a quite a few panel shows and it does nothing but sit there, rarely says an answer let alone a joke . Normally just hear it laughing at something no one else has like a retarded seal puppy.

    compared to the yanks who have, Joe Rogan, Bill Burr, Louise CK, Opie and Antony, Chris Rock , Dave Chappelle etc etc, who do we have ?
    This Cunt , Lee Mack, Jack Whitehall, Miranda, the fat spacca with glasses from Newcastle and Lenny Fucking Henry.

    On another note watch when this cunt smiles , its like watching a great white shark bite down on its prey the amount of gums she exposes.

  8. Have to admit that years ago, had just switched the box on, and was rewarded with the vision of a fantastic pair of knockers bouncing across the screen, and bursting to get out of a rather revealing flowery frock. Blonde and with a nice smile.
    I have special tastes, and find her rather doable, although I suspect she would be better without any obviously vocal soundtrack.

  9. Watched Mock the Week other night for some reason. Some hideous black fatso woman, yank I think. They do that bit where O’Brien gives answer and they provide question. The answer was the number six. She jumps in ‘its how many fingers I have to have up me before I know I’m on a proper date,’. Hilarious. And emetic. As others pointed out Joan Rivers was good, Dorothy Parker did some good bitching, a few others sure, but I always maintain that by and large men look out at the lunacy of the world and laugh, women fixate on their victimhood.

  10. Roisin Conaty? I wouldn’t touch that unfunny sneering horse faced slag with a ten foot pole tied to a cruise missile…. Roisin Cuntaty is one of those smug and ever so self satisfied wimmin who think they are really something – in both looks and personality – but they actually are not in any way, shape or form…. File alongside John/Paul/George/Jack Monroe, Cuntlin Moran, Emma Twatson, and Lily ‘Goldfish Face’ Cole….

  13. I see she grew up in Camden. Probably posh girl and privately educated. That would explain her tv career.

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