The Pope and the whole Catholic Church are cunts aren’t they?
All over the world these vile perverts have been abusing boys and girls while being protected by holy hypocrites. How can the Pope or any of these creatures speak with ‘moral authority’ on anything? But they do. The current pervert-in-chief is rambling on in true ‘Thought for the Day’ mealy mouthed nonsense style about how they have let children down.
These are the fuckers who give spiritual guidance on abortion, contraception and sex.
You have been found out you dirty perverted scumbags. You have been at it for fucking centuries. Even the fucking bogtrotters have finally seen through you.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Totally agree cuntbubble, Catholic cunts.
Hypocritical fuckers.
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I was always under the impression that the raison d’etre for a man wanting to become a Catholic priest was so he could have unlimited access to choirboy cassocks behind the font.
I would be genuinely interested to know just how many Catholic priests aren’t bumders.
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Spot on, PM.
I’ve often suspected that they don’t “Find God.”
And who could blame God ? He’s probably hiding somewhere nice and sunny, farming olives. (Where I am, it’s been pissing it down almost non-stop for three days…)
However, no doubt at all that they’ve found choirboys.
Justine Welby (albeit CofE) is a CUUUUUUUNT. And probably also highly interested in younger parishioners.
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I don’t think it’s a question of preference but more one of opportunity and availability. ie they’ll fuck anything with a pulse.
Let’s face it, when you have a bunch of really thick cunts, hanging on every ridiculous word you say, it must be tempting to just help yourself. It’s one of the perks of being a man of god.
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“Since God has given us the papacy, let us enjoy it.”
“It has served us well, this myth of Christ.”
Pope Leo X, Pope from 9 March 1513 to his death in 1521
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Catholic girls fuck like bunnies, then they go to confession and relive the thrill, then they fuck like bunnies, then they go to confession and relive the thrill , then ………….
Good morning.
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100% on board with this cunting Cuntstable… seeing that Fiddler in Chief on his recent visit to Ireland, fondling those brainwashed kids whilst spouting platitudes and weasel words, fair made my stomach churn.
The Catholic Church is the perfect place for psychopaths looking to hide in plain sight.
Evil Cunts.
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Quite so… they all spring from the same poisoned well.
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Sorry, but that’s nonsense.
Protestants are more likely to challenge abuse than Catholics, in whom obedience to the Church is hard-wired from an early age and is reinforced through attendance at faith schools.
Protestants tend to have a looser relationship with their churches (there being a number of different Protestant denominations) and are more prepared to challenge and question their religion, its methods and leaders. Moreover, in the western world at any rate, acomparatively few of their children attend denominational schools.
That said, as an agnostic I have no axe to grind and would gladly see all of the world’s organised religions shut down and their riches applied to help those in need. The world would be a better, safer place for it.
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Oh, and one more thing. Blind faith in anyone or anything, religious or secular, is about as safe as testing a pogo stick in a minefield.
Semper vigilo, cunters. Semper vigilo…
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Agree that Protestantism is probably the least abusive – partly explains why Western economies and culture has been streets ahead of the rest of the world for the last few hundred years.
At least up to recently with all the multicultural Islamification bollocks contaminating everything.
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To be fair to the bloke those nuns can’t get enough cock and pussy. I’ve seen loads of documentaries about it on tinternet. Dirty bitches, some of them.
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The old wears the soap? Yeah it does doesn’t it.
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Or two nuns on bikes, riding down a lane…
Nun one: do you always come this way?
Nun two: only when I ride on the cobblestones!
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When your job description is is to lie about an imaginary friend who can give you immortality, and some people actually believe you, then where does it stop?
All religions are bollocks but the RC church is close to the top of the pile in terms of cuntitude.
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Hitchens said that in the 1930s Catholicism was the the biggest threat to the World and that in this century it’s Islåm.
All of them are shit. The ridiculous stories and dodgy magic masks the most insidious poison in the World.
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He did indeed. He was also one of the first to point out the way that the ridiculous offence taking of the religious is used to shut down criticism.
Cancer is a cunt for taking him early.
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Cracking guy, tho he did like the Rothmans and the Johnnie Walker. Did you read where he gave up his press flak jacket to a woman next to him being shot at in Sarajevo. Here he said, I think you need this more than I do.
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No surprise Savile was a devout Catholic:
https://goo.gl/images/XUVwCX
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Yes, Sir James was just as much a part of the Establishment as organised religion. I bet that filthy cunt took some tasty secrets to the grave with him.
Cunts.
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Funny, as a ten year old in 1970 every time he wittered on abt his mum the duchess it made me gag. We knew he was wrong. But we’re just idiot kids eh? Emperor’s New clothes as ever.
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#MeToo – as a 10 year old music nut in the ’60s, I had a sense even then that Savile was a charlatan, using the burgeoning pop scene for his own sinister ends. Not that I was able to put it into words… just instinct that he couldn’t give a fuck about music, or anything else, apart from himself, narcissistic cunt.
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Bang on, RTC.
I too remember Savile way back to the 60s. Even then, long before the scandal broke, there was something shifty and creepy about the bloke. You just knew he was a bad ‘un.
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Well, I always wondered why an aging old looking seedy looking cunt like Sir Jim’ll presented the country’s (then) hippest programme with loads of young people?… Suppose it was friends at the ‘corporation’ feeding their animal and keeping him placated… Sir Jim’ll was in indeed a left footer, but he was really a satanist….
https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4F7xjG8pL90/VvFVJzjTjZI/AAAAAAAAyto/h6VSP9VXxvsprqgmE8iQX2BpJJe92OiQw/s1600/savile%2Bprocess.jpg
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Wasn’t it astonishing when the bloke-in-a-dress made the announcement that Hell doesn’t exist. Just like that. Over. It’s gone, it was never there.
An integral piece of your fabric that, over the centuries, has driven gazillions of petrified children to be herded to believe, to be subjugated to accept this nonsense and many to be tortured or sacrificed but the head of the insidious cult suddenly declares it no longer exists!
What next? Bloke-in-a-dress says the miracles were a cabaret act?
Bloke-in-a-dress says that the crucifixion was a bit of a theatre lark?
The breathtaking incredulity of these cunts.
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A state within a state. City of London and DC are the same. Slightly suspect one may think.
The Jesuit Order are an interesting bunch too. History books portray them as some bunch of kaflick charidee workers who were hard done by, expelled from nations for being just too damn good at their charidee work.
All roads lead to Rome as they say.
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Including, it would appear, “back passages.”
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Some Catholic priests are truly Evil. They should never be allowed near children or the vulnerable. I hope that there is a Hell just so that they end up there. They deserve no less.
Men of God? Fuck no. Genuinely wicked Bastards.
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Watched a rather tedious documentary with Patrick Kielty earlier this week in which he was made to feel uncomfortable whilst asking insensitive questions to local people in a Southern Californian town regarding a major local environmental issue (their water supply having been diverted to Los Angeles, devised and instigated by an Irish engineer some years earlier).
When asked how he felt, Kielty replied “I’m sweating like a priest in a playground”.
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This “church” is founded on a social construct.
The Roman Empire was fucked and it was a sublime piece of strategy/propaganda to keep power in Rome.
Instead of an emperor you have a Pope. Instead of legits you have cardinals, instead of generals you have bishops and instead of centurions you have priests. It really is that simple and when explained in these terms even a fiver year old would understand it.
So how did this sham survive and prosper, answering to no one – not even kings – until the 16th century?
Well once again it was a master stroke of abject propaganda.
Under the Roman Empire dissent could cost you your mortal life. In the end even that threat was not enough to dissuade rebellion from the colonies. However, dissent against the Holy Roman Church would cost you your immortal soul.
You can only be killed once but the thought of an eternity in hell or purgatory scared the shit out of the unquestioning masses. They even pulled off retaining their numbers by making suicide the ONLY sin that could not be forgiven.
So the Holy Roman Church was an additional 1,000yr extension of the Roman Empire including the depraved Roman tastes of fucking young boys – which are often quoted in historical texts of vast male only orgies where the fruit of the day were young prepubescent boys.
So why was it so hard to believe that these “tastes” would not also be transferred along with the parallel power system?
Oh because they’re men of God, that’s why…
When the stories of abuse started to break and gather momentum there was true shock and horror.
Knowing history as I do, I’d have been more shocked if they hadn’t been kiddie-fiddling, knowing the historical roots of their grand delusion.
Cunts!
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Drinking buddy, Martyn, Catholic, hanged himself a while back. At funeral, didn’t know what to expect. Priest was ok, Martyn hadn’t spat in the face of God, there’d just been a temporary glitch on the line so to speak, balance of the mind and all. Educational for me. That’s it
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Yeah well that’s bollocks mate.
The Priest may have been easing the family’s feelings of loss, but Catholic doctrine dictates that suicide is THE cardinal sin.
You can murder, rape, abuse as many other cunts as you like providing you’re prepared to confess your sins (say sorry) to a priest who will absolve you in exchange for a couple of hail Mary’s and an our Father.
In Catholic doctrine the gift of life is given to you by God and that gift is not yours to take, only God can take your life at a time which suits HIS purpose (the Grand Scheme as the make-believe following sheep call it).
So, if your mate’s family are true left-footers then – pleasantaries from the Priest aside – they know he’s walking around in purgatory.
It’s their FAITH after all.
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Yeah sure I’m just an outsider looking in, I didn’t know what to expect. Never been to a Catholic funeral, leave aside a suicide.
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Slightly at a tangent, but try “Tom Lehrer – The Irish Ballad” on you tube.
“and lying she knew was a SIN”
Reminds me of my old landlady at Uni; a right fucking psycho
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When il papa came over early 80s idly yakking as I do said Catholic priests were all raving pederasts of course, the nuns were no better, they were all mafia cunts etc as you do. Woman with us says, I’m a Catholic, I’m going to see him. I have noticed in life how many people hate my fucking guts. Ha ha.
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Top notch cunting, Cunstable.
These cunts have been thieving from, deceiving, abusing, tormenting and torturing masses of people for hundreds of years. If God IS there, he must vomit every day at the cant, hypocrisy, cynicism and greed of these wankstains. If Jesus turns up at the Vatican today, the cunts are going to have some real explaining to do…
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Wouldn’t surprise me at all if God condones Organised Religion. Compared to all the Evil the cunt has done fuck all about or turned a blind eye to down the ages, that would be small fry.
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I think I might be God.
For it is written:-
Capt. Mags sayeth, “Do not walk behind me for I may not lead; do not walk in front of me for I may not follow; do not walk beside me; just fuck off and leave me alone.”
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I was brought up Catholic. I witnessed hypocrisy on a daily basis. Casual violence from Nuns and priests followed by Hail Marys and so on. I have no doubt fellow cunters experienced similar. Fortunately didn’t come across sexual abuse, although my brother knew of it.
The Church’s reaction time and again is to cover up. Move the abuser to abuse elsewhere. It is systemic and always has been.
The whole edifice disgusts me.
It also happens in other religions but probably not raised to the institutional level the Catholics have achieved.
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Recommend the brilliant film ‘Spotlight’ to any and all who haven’t seen it; it’s a real eye-opener on the systematic cover up of abuse within the church in Boston.
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Yes but the real story is that they wanted to make that film 30yrs ago but the Vatican (through political and diplomatic pressure) had it suppressed and ran a smear campaign (via sympathetic proxies) against those
trying to break the stories.
30yrs too late but Hollywood is now driven by virtue-signalling and so it’s a great story to make those fifty-faced cunts look good isn’t it.
Shameful!
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Plastic is Kafflick. Where did European Civilization come from? What under pinned it?
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erm…Greece.
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The first well-known literate civilisation in Europe was that of the Minoans. The Minoan civilisation was a Bronze Age civilisation that arose on the island of Crete and flourished from approximately the 27th centuryBC to the 15th century BC.
More recently European civilisation is rooted in that of ancient Greece and Rome, which themselves were built on foundations laid in ancient Egypt and Mesopotamia.
European civilisation as we would recognise it today emerged from the period known as the Enlightenment, or Age of Reason.
Politics, philosophy, science and communications were radically reoriented during the course of the ‘long 18th century (1685-1815). Enlightenment thinkers in Britain, France and throughout Europe questioned traditional authority and embraced the notion that humanity could be improved through rational change.
Throughout all this Christianity’s major role was to fuck us up and hold us back, not to mention giving birth to it’s idiot bastard sons Communism and Socialism.
Pre Christianity, in the ancient world, the relationship between men and gods was founded on mutual respect. It was a world enlightened by the idea of tolerance.
Christianity was the first creed in the world to exterminate its adversaries in the name of Love. Crusades, Inquisitions, religious wars, drowned witches, oppressive morals and hostility to sex… it’s not long in historical terms since Christian priests were burning people at the stake if they did not believe that wine turns to blood when a priest prays over it, or that the earth sits immovably at the universe’s centre.
Whipping cunts and slitting their noses for having sex outside marriage, or preaching that masturbation is worse than rape because at least rape can result in pregnancy was par for the course.
Best I leave it there…
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Europe should have retained its pagan Gods.The ancients were far more religiously tolerant than the 3 Semitic creeds Judaism,Xtianity and Islam.Basically you could believe any old bollox in Ancient Rome as long as you respected other cunts fairytales.Thats the only reason the Romans persecuted the Jews and Xtians-the selfish cunts were dissing the Gods of Olympus
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Didn’t stop the Xtians rebranding those Pagan gods as saints though – except poor old Pan, who wound up as The Devil. The pagans had the right idea. If a new and interesting god came along they’d even adopt it. There’s a wonderful temple (rems of) in Bergama, formerly Pergamon, built in Roman times for Serapis, the Egyptian god. And the nominally Muslim locals still leave token offerings on a tree behind the temple of Apollo, at the top of the nearby hill. You can’t beat a good old superstition.
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The first well-known literate civilisation in Europe was that of the Minoans. The Minoan civilisation was a Bronze Age civilisation that arose on the island of Crete and flourished from approximately the 27th century BC to the 15th century BC.
More recently European civilisation is rooted in that of ancient Greece and Rome, which themselves were built on foundations laid in ancient Egypt and Mesopotamia.
European civilisation as we would recognise it today emerged from the period known as the Enlightenment, or Age of Reason.
Politics, philosophy, science and communications were radically reoriented during the course of the ‘long 18th century (1685-1815). Enlightenment thinkers in Britain, France and throughout Europe questioned traditional authority and embraced the notion that humanity could be improved through rational change.
Throughout all this Christianity’s major role was to fuck us up and hold us back, not to mention giving birth to it’s idiot bastard sons Communism and Socialism.
Pre Christianity, in the ancient world, the relationship between men and gods was founded on mutual respect. It was a world enlightened by the idea of tolerance.
Christianity was the first creed in the world to exterminate its adversaries in the name of Love. Crusades, Inquisitions, religious wars, drowned witches, oppressive morals and hostility to sex… it’s not long in historical terms since priests were burning people at the stake if they did not believe that wine turns to blood when a priest prays over it, or that the earth sits immovably at the universe’s centre.
Whipping cunts and slitting their noses for having sex outside marriage, or preaching that masturbation is worse than râpè, because at least râpè can result in pregnancy, was all par for the course.
Best I leave it there for now…
(Apologies if the above appears twice, but first time didn’t post for some reason?)
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Attended a funeral yesterday where I’d been asked to say something during the service.
When it was my turn I stood up and said ‘Plethora.’
Afterwards the grieving widow approached me and said..
“Thanks, it means a lot”….
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Reminds me of the great Martin Buchan in the mid 70s… He was collared by some Match Of The Day after a United game, and the hack said ‘Martin, can we have a quick word?’ Buchan said ‘Velocity’ and then fucked off…
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Why are we English so weak? Why have we no community? Why are we so fractured, atomized? Why are we not bound together as in previous centuries? Why have we no ideals to fight for? No goals to aim for? What have we lost?
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Jesus is coming.
Hide the porn…
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Now I’ve always found Jesus to be alright. Son of God? Nah. Arthur Scargill of his time? Maybe…?
Either way every time your hear a story of Jesus he’s out with his mates getting cunted on wine and was always at some party or another.
He sounds like a great bloke who basically was pissing off the hierarchy of Judea and rebelling against an invasion of fuckers who would see his fellow Jews harmed and who seeked to replace them.
Roll forward 2,000yrs and shift 2,000 miles to the west and you can see similar parallels with a Govt who hates and contrives against its own, with an invasion of cunts who definitely wish us harm and who wish to replace us.
The real question is: who will be our Jesus to unify us against our corrupt system and our interloper threat???
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Not Arthur Scargill, I’d speculate…
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Arthur Scargill is a total cunt but he was a rabble-rouser of his time who single handedly destroyed the mining industry of this country.
Unfortunately for that ginger get we had the last strong UK leader of our time in Maggie Thatcher to deal with the cunt.
Pity she’s not here now to deal with Brexit. She’d be Empress of Europe elect by now and there’d be no fucking “peaceful” issue to deal with either (or ignore – as is the case since 1991).
And places like Crewe and Boston in Lincolnshire wouldn’t resemble Warsaw either…
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My late Father in Law was a real live Yorkshire miner and told me he and many others thought old Arthur was a right cunt.
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But didn’t God say “Go forth and multiply”? Then using contraception is a sin, so the Catholics have got it right, haven’t they? And equally, any woman who menstruates must be committing a sin. They should all make sure they’re pregnant and obey the word of the Lord. Companies like Reckitt Benckiser who make condoms and Proctor & Gamble who make tampons will feel His wrath and know His vengeance.
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Why does all the renaissance art of Adam and Eve depict them having a navel…?
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RwaC. Yes who will save us? King Arthur is supposed to return at the hour of our greatest need? But is it too late? Yeats comes ominously to my mind-‘And what rough beast, it’s hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born’.
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RwaC. Like many cunters on here you are rightly dismissive of conspiracy theories. But, in a sense, you have swallowed the biggest one of the lot; the evil influence of the Catholic Church in European affairs. Pure Protestant propoganda that comes down to us through Gibbon, Macauley, Whig history. Chesterton’s ‘The Everlasting Man’ tells what truly happened.
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No Miles, I am the most irreligious cunt of all time and my findings are of my own research when studying for an MA in Ancient History specialising in the Roman Empire, specifically the Emperor Trajan and his Dacian campaigns.
No fucking propaganda there mate just a lot of time and effort hitting the books in that pre-intertwat era of thinking for oneself.
If I was so easily lead by cuntitude then I’d be all for the EU and be a staunch remoaner.
Alas my doctrine of Common Sense prevents me from swallowing such bullshit.
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New deacon hearing confessions and not sure what penances go with which sins.
A lady parishioner confesses to fellatio, so he goes out of the box and collars the nearest altar boy.
“What does Father O’Flaherty give for a head job?”
“That’s easy. A can of coke and a Mars bar!”
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