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Today’s titanic piss-boiler was an article from some cunt of a GA suggesting that traffic signs should be buried into pavements and kerb-stones so that the fuckwitted snowflakes who go round with their cunting mobiles stuck to their gurning fucking fizogs might be able to see any dangers ahead…

The twat GA doesn’t seem to realise that if you have got a handful of electronic gizmo 4 inches from your bloody eyes, you are no more likely to see something at pavement level than at any other level. FFS a million bloody times.

I knew it would come to this. Your Auntie Belinda predicts that fines for running over or twatting these gizmo-obsessed freaks and deviants will be higher, because the poor little diddumses were innocent and unaware (or some utter tosh like that); they have the divine right to bear no bloody responsibility whatsofuckingever for their semi-comatose states; we are expected to knacker OUR poor eyes, because the fackin cuuuuunts won’t use theirs. We shall be expected to show a “Duty of Care”…
I’ll show them my fuckin arse-grapes.

And how much did said government adviser get paid for this prize turd-nugget ? Ladies and gentlemen of the Cunters’ Jury, your guess is as good as mine.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

64 thoughts on “Government Advisers”

  1. Feck em the more of the self absorbed generation that gets wiped out doing day to day activities that a half wit could manage the better, self regulation by weeding out the weak and stupid usually works.

  2. For reasons so ably set out by you HBH, the sheer twat-headed cuntishness of this ‘suggestion’ defies belief. You couldn’t make it up.
    These self-centred mobile cunts need twatting anyway, so fuck em if they get run over! Drivers should get a little symbol to stick on the side of their cars, like the RAF boys used to put on the side of their planes if they downed a Jerry in the previous round of European negotiations (speaking of which, I see that EU leaders have come out overwhelmingly in favour of a second referendum on Brexit. I wish Bomber Harris’s boys were still around to pay these cunts a visit…)

  3. What a fecking nauseating piece of right on fecking shite just seen on the Logie Baird advert for McCain’s how the feck have they turned selling chips into warm and fuzzy virtue signalling of the first water.

    • They have civvy. I covered it on a post yesterday. As an ex forces chap yourself did you wonder how the fuck half the candidates managed to find their arse with both hands never mind be put in charge of other bodies? This outbreak of millennial / GenZ needs a war and a really virulent strain of Spanish flu. Up to 100m died of that and that was after the great war. I am nearer the exit than the entry door and selfish as it sounds a purge is needed and a return to some semblance of order, discipline, respect, allegiance, sense of direction for this lost, weak, miserable, disrespectful soft arsed cunts who are literally wasting fucking oxygen. Some intercontinental conflict with a few theatre nuclear warheads without going full ding dong would achieve 2 things. The ability to actually live your life outside of a 3d digitally enhanced technological trance / wizard of Oz type existence and environment and the followers of the cult of death fucking off back to the foreign shitholes from which they came. I refuse to buy into the cunts who declare there never was a “perfect chocolate box all sugary type England” where we left our doors open and women could walk back from the club shitfaced without fear of molestation or threat of death. That one that celebrated our Christian / pagan ceremonies and observed certain days as “holy”. The one where our cities were places you went to visit and enjoy, not scared witless because of feral blambos running riot with knives and guns because there was such a place. I know it because I was part of it. Would I swap my youth of the 70’s with a cunt right now? Would I fuck as like. Mine was a halcyon generation. Oh for a return to it. I know we have young cunters in our revered club of cunts who may well ridicule me for my vision of better times but I have the benefit of hindsight – I lived through that time and still kicking now. I had the fortune to taste both. The problem with youth is that its wasted on the young

      • Couldn’t agree with you anymore mate,i wish I was born between the wars in that time of black and white films of dusty lanes and old pubs where there was respect and deference, not like these uppity cunts now who want respect coz we is all equal bruv innit.

      • Sorry blood clot i ain’t been street for long ,you get me cousin. That a better reply, is that well badly good.

  4. The nannying that this government indulges in is out of fucking control. Don’t drink,don’t smoke,don’t eat this,don’t eat that etc. Most of it is just an excuse to ramp us with more fucking taxes for them to spend on scroungers in this country and human detritus in others.
    As for these Cunts peering at their fucking machines while walking along the street,they’re in more danger from me shoulder-barging them into the traffic than they are from tripping over a bollard.

    Fuck them.

    • You should do a few circuits up the local high street in the tractor Mr Fiddler. Once parked back up at Fiddler Towers clean out the cunt waffle in the tyres of dawdling OAP’s, self-absorbed millennials (preferably Remainers) begging Roma and any ‘swarthy’ looking types.

    • Years ago, guy in pub, Jim Coates, WW2 Mosquito navigator. Pathfinder. Smoking ban imminent, young fanny from council comes in, advising us of fines, handing out plastic ash trays, for our own good Yadda. We’re polite, she goes. Jim after, when I was her age, I was at 20,000 ft, up top as he said, circling Hamburg, being shot at, flak, a puff, like an exploding black flower, waiting for the bombers to do their job before we flew over at chimney height to assess the damage. Smoking? Fuck off.

    • Nice to see you back to your old signing off Dick – I cant hear someone mention “fuck them” without thinking of Vincent Price in Witchfinder General AKA the Fiddler

  5. These people are vital. There is one who advised us to keep cool during the hot spell. There is one primed and ready to advise us to keep warm this winter. We would be fucked without them.

    • Precisely.

      One of the perils of boycotting the MSM became all too evident during the last extreme cold snap. Had I got wind of Government advice telling us to wrap up well (wear a coat or summat) I could have avoided hours of unmitigated misery wrapped in Bacofoil down at A&E – day after freezing fucking day!

      I mean, whatā€™s the point of having these publicly funded blockheads if wretched old cunts like us are not prepared to tune in and take heed of their common sense guidance?

      Lessons have been learned… me and BBC News 24 have since become inseparable.

  7. Government advisors. In other words thick useless or corrupt self serving cunts employing even thicker and more useless or even more corrupt and self serving cunts to give them advice.
    I try to stay optimistic but I’m beginning to agree with a couple of other cunters on here.
    We are fucked…

  8. Off topic. On bike to boozer in town earlier. Infant, about 2, alone in road. No adult. Look after kid. Hunting around, see young woman in back shop entrance. Excuse me I say, there’s a kid out here, is it yours? Walks past me, not a dicky bird. Says something in Polski to kid. Whilst I’m an adult, and you do the obvious, I wouldn’t have minded if she’d simply said thanks. Funny old world.

    • They’re cunts mate, it’s not in their nature to be nice. Nice people get taken advantage of pretty quickly where they come from, so they are never taught how to be polite or grateful or kind. And don’t get me started on the dark vaders or headscarf brigade, ignorant, expressionless, clitless fuckers. Never even so much as seen one of them smile back. Welcome to enrichment.

      • Iā€™m in Poland at the moment with the Mrs. If you walk up to a Polak stranger and say something, they look at you as a threat especially the women . Extremely emotionally constipated society. Very stiff upper lip. But I have to say you donā€™t get unruly chavs in pubs and restaurants. Generally everyone is very well behaved and civilised. And not one single umbongo or swarthy peaceful in sight .

    • You’re a better man than me, Tony.I think that you’re lucky to have escaped with just no thanks. She mustn’t have spoken English or you’d have probably been told to Fuck Off,or even accused of something worse. I wouldn’t have gone anywhere near.

      • Yeah, you’re right, I’ve had the scream of fucking pedo doing similar years ago. But, I know I’m an arsehole, but I ain’t a creep. What can I say.

  9. Must admit I wish that there’d been a government adviser on hand to warn me to keep my eyes on the road when I ran off the road due to laughing at a fat falla who would have been just as tall if he’d been lying down flat. We were on our way back from a felling job and one of the lads pointed out the Cunt and just burst out laughing. There was just something hilarious about the Cunt…the wobbly gait,the little short legs…. I was laughing that hard we ran clean out of tarmac. Wouldn’t have cared but when we got out to check for damage,my mate shouted at the fat sod to come and put his weight behind giving us a push out. Cunt ignored us…lazy bastard.

  10. If a Government can’t govern without the instruction of an advisor, then why have fucking Governments. Twats!

  11. ISAC should crowd fund a 50ft public escalator in London which has no landing at the top, just a freefall down to the concrete. Or maybe put an open top scrap recycling truck underneath for streamlined disposal, would make good clunking sounds too.

    Fucking bet you we could get at least 20 cunts a day to just wander onto it. No need to sign post it or nothing.

  13. Just seen the pictures of Prince Harry and his wife at the launch of some book in aid of Grenfell. Judging by the crowd of “survivors” the launch was apparently being held in some Eritrean refugee camp. Nowt bar sand-bunnies dressed to mount their camels and ride off into the desert.
    Wish the Grenfell spongers would Fuck Off and take The Monger Prince and his virtue-signalling tart with him. Cunts.

    Fuck them.

    • That’s not very charitable of you, Mr F. The fragrant Ms. Markle has a cookbook to promote, don’t you know?
      And let no-one suggest that she didn’t write the entire thing herself.
      Quite why her silverback mother was there (at the tax payer’s expense) is anyone’s guess.
      Also, I wonder if the spacca prince and his wife are planning to try for a very mixed-race baby? There’s less meat on her than a twiglet and she doesn’t look capable of supporting a pregnant belly.

      • Mark my words, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will curse the day she let Meg O’ Marple and ‘her lot’ into the monarchy…. Into Eden comes the serpent… Say no more….

      • Being fair, Norman,it was hardly Eden before. The Queen herself bred some revolting sons who married some equally disgusting tarts who have gone on to breed a bunch of entitled leeches.
        (Prince Edward’s wife does an amazing impersonation of a homosexual butler,apparently.)

      • I get your point, Dickie about the more horrendous royals… But what I meant was Her Majesty is the last link the old UK that we all knew and loved in this country of anti-British PC snowflake cuntery… ‘They’ are now everywhere: politics, cinema, longstanding and iconic culture is being changed for and to ‘include’ them, the BBC loves them, the system is clogged up and infested by them, you name it… But now they have got their hooks into the last bastion of classic Britishness, and they have got their feet under the table at Her Majesty’s…. Disgraceful….

      • True enough,Norman. I’m not wild on any of the Royals,but must admit that the passing of Phil the Greek and his missus really will signal the end of an era. As you say,we really be entering into the Age of the Snowflake.

      • I saw an Attenborough documentary where one of them was swinging from the top branches of a (presumably) banana tree while pregnant and at the same time had a little hairy one clamped to it’s pendulous tit. They’re stronger than you think, Mr. Cunt-Engine.
        Must order my copy of the book. I see they had a sit-down meal at the launch. I’d rather hoped that it would be a barbeque.

      • If yank Duchess Meghan has trouble getting pregnant via the royal dick, I would be willing to step forward and offer my services. Not for any personal gratification you understand. From insertion to ejaculation I’d be thinking of England.

      • If she takes after her lamented dead mother-in-law, the Sainted Di,give it a year or two and it’ll probably be your turn anyhow, Alan.

      • Once royalty has joined in the Kalergi plan its all fucked . Mud coloured little Lord and Lady Fontleroy’s running or swinging amok round Buck House. I would love to know what Liz and Phil the Greek actually think of having a blambo in the family. For a giggle, whilst at Uni my eldest girl told me she had dated a blambo and was thinking of bringing him home one weekend. You don’t know where I live says I. You haven’t moved have you says she. Not yet but if I even sniff the fact that you have so much as had a night out with a blambo I will be moving, with no forwarding address. She saw the funny side and confessed it was a wind up. I knew it was Sophie, else you wouldn’t have had any money next term and you would have been living in Moss side.
        PS the deal on the table from Maybot has been given the heave ho. I don’t mind that but what I can’t abide is Tusk and Macron taking the fucking piss and our so called political journalists pissing their pants at the ineptitude of our Prime Minister but the piss boil level was reached at the extraordinary zeal in which they scoffed and guffawed at MY country on TV and mocked MY PM. She may be a useless cunt but until such time as she has been fairly and squarely put away in an election leadership or a GE she remains MY useless cunt . The sheer disgrace of a head of state and my country being caterwauled by the likes of Peston and that grubby little cunt Bradby on prime time TV really made me question why our forefathers went to so much trouble for this country when it went on to produce such a breed of cunts as this generation currently. Have they no pride in my country? Does a headline to make us look fucking gormless give them any kudos? Heads on spikes at Traitors gate come the day. CUNTS.

      • One of my most revolting memories is that of David Cameron crawling around Europe begging for concessions before the Brexit vote. Like a cross between Oliver Twist and Little Lord Fauntleroy. They treated him with the contempt that he deserved,and know that they can treat May the same way. “A strong and bloody difficult woman” indeed.
        Evening, Cunto.

      • Great riposte yet again Dick
        I am good thank you – by the time you read this I hope you will have slept well šŸ˜‰

    • And neither of them stuck their hands in their pockets to put any dosh in the collecting tin. Not that itā€™s their fucking money in the first place.
      Isnā€™t it about time Princess Netflix was up the duff with another ponce to feed?
      She needs to get a move on before Phil the Greek gets bored with blasting the shit out of defenceless animals in Scotland.

    • Grenfell -like Hillsborough – will be milked for generations… It will be like a family business….. Apart from the Bogo-Bogo parasites acting like human leeches where compo and ‘rewards’ are concerned (which is a cunt iron guarantee), these filth will now use this any which way they can… They’ll cry ‘Grenfell’ when they want something…. They will cry ‘Grenfell’ when they are ever dared to be questioned or criticised, and they will scream ‘Grenfell’ when they are giving out abuse or committing some (more) crime….

  14. What fascinates me, is that so many of these SPADS and wonks are in their fucking twenties. Look mate, your mum is still reminding you to stick your skidmarked shreddies in the fucking washing machine, and you think you’re gonna sort out the NHS? I’ve been to Harvard dontcha know. Yeah, so’s David fucking Lammy. I rest my case.

    • Indeed, the old school fucking tie or similar.

      Iā€™ve met some these cunts and they are even more knifeable in real life than their Thick of It caricatures.

      I used to know a former advisor to Barry Gardiner MP. This Mancunian cuntlord was utterly thick as fuck, but had connections via his former private school alumni. And now heā€™s a politicunt Twitter socialist. I no longer have anything to do with this fuckhead, thank Christ.

    • Yeah but, yeah but, yeah but……David fucking Lammy had a ā€œfriendā€ who died in Grenfell. You probably didnā€™t know that but that puts him beyond criticism.
      He knows everything, end of.

      • Yeah that Andrew Neil interview, comedy fucking gold. As I say, how any of these scum can face themselves in the mirror I’ll never know.

      • Like Saint Brendan of the Blessed Cox is seemingly beyond criticism from the snowflake fannies and Me Too hypocrites…. In spite of his ‘colourful’ past with women, the Femflake cunts give it, ‘But, but…. His wife was murdered!’ Doesn’t stop him being a right dirty cunt, does it? Apparently, it does….

      • And one can imagine some John Rambo in 30 years time, being collared for some violence or skullduggery…
        ‘But, but my grandma’s window cleaner lived across the road from Grenfell! I’s a victim, innit!’

        And the Daily Mail today… ‘Meghan’s adoring look for Doria that says: Mum’s now one of the firm too’….
        Mission fucking accomplished then. eh? Tickety cunting boo… And the fact that the Daily Mail of all people actually love this?! As Terry Hall once sang, The lunatics are taking over the asylum…. I’ll give it half a century before the UK becomes a colder version of Zimbabwe….

  15. A government adviser should’ve advised Zelda May to:-

    1.) Take her wretched compromise “deal” and use it to wipe her bony arse after a buttery curry.
    2.) Sack Fear monger Hammond after kicking him in his cowardly beanbag.
    3.) Never, under any circumstances, dance in public. Ever again.
    4.) Go for more walking holidays. Down in Eastbourne. Near the cliffs.
    5.) Drink some hemlock.

    (Leaked memo says the Tories plan to ditch her in April. APRIL? Eight more months of this awkward, skeletal crone? Fucking oath.)

  17. The Organ government is anti Muslim. well if being anti Muslim means no terrorist attacks then it is on with me me.

    Oh Gardiner says Sadiq Khan was treated in an Islamophobic way.Let us forget he represented Louis Farrakhan who called Jews “bloodsuckers” or Yusef Al Quaradawi.Khan called moderate Muslims “Uncle Tom’s”. yeah he isn’t extreme at all.

  18. Oh Jacob Rees Moggies being on Qt makes the audience boo but Ian Livery a football hooligan that is fine.

    • Rees-Mogg and the great Rod Liddle both on QT next week. Tune in fellow cunters for a show worth watching cos those two loathe the EU !!

      • I would unleash the Mogg on Grannyshagger Macron, Drunker, Barmier and those other EU cunts…. The Mogg and Nigel should team up and then put the boot into Frumpenfuhrer Merkel, and as afters they should set out to permanently destroy the boils on the arse of Blighty that are Blair and Banana Gob…

    • Vagina Miller I do not believe can possess a can’t as she herself is arguably the biggest cunt alive.Most of the cunts nominated on Isac look half decent in comparison.My agonising piles are less of a cunt than her

  20. So Theresa May got her chequers plan savaged by the European leaders. okay so the European leaders hate it the Eu commission hates it and bother remainer and Leaver Mps hate it.It is time for the stupid,old witch totally it a day at long last.

  21. Right, just as those than can do, those that cannot teach; in Govt circles those that can govern and those that can’t advise.

    And that has nothing to do with intellect – as most of these cunts have more meaningless degrees than a compass – and everything to do with common sense (which they lack in abundance).

    Let’s not forget it was “Government Advisers” who lost “Weak and Rickety” her 21pt polls majority by suggesting the “Dementia Tax” *BEFORE* the General Election thus alienating the grey army as well as the millennial fuckwits in Comrade Steptoe’s Generation Entitlement experiment.

    Well, who advises the advisors?

    The answer to that is interfering auld cunts like George Soros, that’s who!

    Western democracy is fucked because of cunts like these telling their governors not to condemn “peaceful” terrorist atrocities or gang rape but to instead condemn those who point the atrocities out.

    Why?

    Because the imports and “peacefuls” vote left to stay on the handout waggon, and the left serves the globalist agenda, aka, the Soros’s, Barry’s and Killary’s of this world – all sat in their protective bubbles and ivory towers like a Hunger Games parody.

    The sooner we rid ourselves of the “political elite” and the “career politician” the sooner we’ll be able to rid ourselves of the parasitic and pointless “Government Advisor” clan.

    Oxygen thieves is too flattering a term for them! Cunts!

  22. In my past life as a collector of Her Majesty’s taxes I had to “interview” many so- called Goverment Advisors.
    It will come as no surprise to the ISAC faithful that, to a man, they were all fucking arrogant, stupid idealists.
    Invariably they had two or three broken marriages behind them, with payments to exes, mistresses and restaurants draining so much of their filthy lucre that there was nothing left to pay taxes.
    Of course, because they are “consultants/advisors”, they don’t have anything deducted from their salaries and they’re too fucking stupid to set some money aside for them when the bill comes.
    Not many people get far enough into the advisor’s world to see how much they are detached from reality, but my lofty position in the Tax Department’s ruthless collection department afforded me such a pathway.
    Let me tell ya, they’re all fucking clueless nut jobs with no idea as to how real life works.They also have no idea of what it is to be a responsible citizen themselves and yet advise the big shots on the development of social policy.
    It’s a long way back now but I still shake my head in disbelief at how much the MPs relied on their input.

  23. Lights in the footpath for the fucking zombies, fucking hell. Self responsibility seems to be on the way out, sadly.

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