Congratulations to Dioclese who is chasing my record by correctly predicting aging vamp the Queen of Double Entendre and Carry On Legend Fenella Fielding would be the next celebrity to die aged 90.Wonder if she will ask if she can smoke in the crematorium?
So we move on to Dead Pool 112.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!
Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Leah Bracknell
Bill Turnbull
George Alagiah
Kirk Douglas
Nobby Stiles
0
George Bush Senior
Betty White
Richard Wilson
Cloris Leachman
Jill Gascoigne
0
Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
George Takei (sulu)
Bill Cosby
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
0
Thomas Markle
Giovanna Ralli
Bamber Gascoine
Muriel Pavlow
Jack Charlton
Good Shot, Dio.
0
Get that un right up ye, Grumpy Old Cunt.
🙂 .
0
Vera Lynn
Doris Day
Phil the Greek
Clive James
Franco Zeferreli
0
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Pete Murray
Anna Karen
Cleo Laine
Nice one Dio
0
Des Lynam
Nicholas Parsons
Des O’connor
Meatloaf
Sir Nicholas Soames MP
0
Jerry Lee Lewis
Mickey Gilley
Billy Connelly
Pope Benedict
Jack Charlton
0
Fuck jacks taken
Willie Nelson then
0
Jackie Stallone
Philip Baker Hall
Dominic Chianese
Sally Jesse Raphael
Brian de Palma
0
Peter Sutcliffe
Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
Rose West
Charles Salvador Bronson
1
Olivia De Havilland
Terry Jones
Richard O’Sullivan
Julie Gibson (actress)
Earl Cameron
0
Sidney Poitier
Kenny Lynch
Iris Apfel
Norman Tebbit
Pam “fucking” Ayres
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Fenella had cracking chebs, especially in Carry on Screaming.
1
Camilla Parker – Bowles
Jilly Cooper
Emma Thompson
Daniel Barenboim
Ton Koopman
0
Jackie Stallone
Betty Boothroyd
Kenneth Cope
Kenneth Kerchavil
Ray Rearden
0
Can I just say how much I loved the sexy voice and appearance of Fennella Fielding. A true one-off worth all the fucking soap women and reality tarts put together. There will never be another. To think I have spent 45 years with Mrs. Boggs. I would have got less for murder.
Confession time: I never like to predict death, I am just a funny old cunt that way, but Nicholas Parsons looked very decrepit presenting an award the other evening and the BBC seem to be stockpiling recordings of his radio show Just A Minute…. think on as Hylda Baker used to say when she was talking of going to the great behind
6
One wish you were lucky never came true Boggers. Worked with the old bat and she was crazy as Hell and nasty with it. Could fall into the femme fetal act and the purring pussy voice (which she stole from Joanne Greenwood) at the drop orf a hat but for public consumption only. Would never wash and stunk orf old cunt and armpits and gallons orf cheap eau de cologne. Delightful as she warmed up under lights orn stage.
As the old furlongs started to take their toll she resorted to plastering bits orf wallpaper all over the boat race cracks and crevices with heavy make-up. Transformed herself into some bizarre frozen papier matière death mask. Totally paranoid about other actors and could never remember her lines, sometimes cut whole scenes to the consternation orf all. Plus a lot more. Never worth the grief – the old mare always invariably failed to attract at the box orfice.
0
Check out the salacious voice orf Joan Greenwood (in Pink) here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHPZ0I-7dgA
1
Livvy Newton John
Geoffrey Palmer
Frank Windsor
Jan Michael Vincent
Tom Baker
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Herman Wouk
Stanley Baxter
Martin Sheen
Bill Ward
John Astin
0
Burt Bacharach
Stuart Whitman
Peter Bowles
Pele
Dave Lee Travis
0
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Jimmy Carter
0
Stuart Hall
Sergei Skripal
Kenneth Clarke
Rolf Harris
Robert Wyatt
0
Gerald Harper
Petula Clark
Pearl Carr
Millicent Martin
Desmond Morris
A few years back I was in London on my birthday. I happened to know the FF shared the same date for her birthday when lo and behold the femme fatale was walking down the street towards me. As we got closer I wished her a happy birthday. She stopped and with that come to bed voice said ‘Thank you darling’. Made my day.
5
Have repeated this just for you Boilsucker (love your videos on YouTube BTW)
Worked with the old bat and she was crazy as Hell and nasty with it. Could fall into the femme fetal act and the purring pussy voice (which she stole from Joan Greenwood) at the drop orf a hat but for public consumption only. Would never wash and stunk orf old cunt and armpits and gallons orf cheap eau de cologne. Delightful as she warmed up under lights orn stage.
As the old furlongs started to take their toll she resorted to plastering bits orf wallpaper all over the boat race cracks and crevices with heavy make-up. Transformed herself into some bizarre frozen papier matière death mask. Totally paranoid about other actors and could never remember her lines, sometimes cut whole scenes to the consternation orf all. Plus a lot more. Never worth the grief – the old mare invariably failed to attract at the box orfice.
2
Alan Greenspan
A C Grayling
Vince Cable
William Shatner
Desmond Tutu
0
Angela Lansbury
Dick Van Dyke
James Earl Jones
Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
Bob Barker
0
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Dennis Waterman
Michael York
Well played Dioclese.
I’m pretty sure Carry On Screaming inspired my first boyhood wank…
2
Francesco Castelluccio (Frankie Valli)
Little Richard
Elvis Costello
Charles Aznavour
Joni Mitchell
0
Alan Pardew
Lily Mong
Ed Sheercunt
Gazza
Corden Cunt
0
Bollocks, Penfold aka Nobby Stiles gone.
Baroness Trumpington
Johnny Depp
Raul Castro
Barry Fry
Doug Ellis
Good work Dio.
0
Keith Richards
Cliff Richard
Richard Madeley
Worzel Gummidge (Jeremy Corblimey)
Britain
1