Dead Pool [113]

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Congratulations to Dioclese who is chasing my record by correctly predicting aging vamp the Queen of Double Entendre and Carry On Legend Fenella Fielding would be the next celebrity to die aged 90.Wonder if she will ask if she can smoke in the crematorium?

So we move on to Dead Pool 112.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

48 thoughts on “Dead Pool [113]”

  2. None orf you cunts will care but I am claiming Fenella Fielding because I introduced her to the pool and maintained me interest for many years. Now that cunt Dioclese is specifically targeting my noms I say Fuck Orf you cunt. Worked with the old trout over the years and crazy as buggery. Right whiff orn her as well. And I’m going to the funeral. Bastard.

    Rhonda Fleming
    Jim Dale
    Lionel Blair
    Leslie Phillips
    Roy Hattersley

  5. Have to go back a bit but once this site had some HONOUR. A person’s special noms were respected. For instance YT introduced Doris Day to the Pool but over time Fred West showed considerable interest in her so I would reserve her for him in the knowledge that the accommodations he was able to offer that fragrant lady beneath his well stocked patio were infinitely superior to mine – a large dung heap covered in black polythene weighted doine by old car tyres. Noblesse oblige you see but you plebeian cunts will possess a congenital indifference to such finer sentiments. Go FUCK!

  6. Here we go again
    Paul McCartney
    Honor Blackman
    Ed Woodward (What’s his job at man united)
    Coleen Nolan
    Joan Collins
    Thanks for nicking Cliff Richard you cunt he’s well worth a punt he looks absolutely fucked

  11. Why oh why did I drop perennial coffin dodger Norden?Or as my late Granddad called him “That old fart with the clipboard”

  12. My nominations for the dead pool.

    David Crosby
    Linda Ronstadt
    Sinead O’Connor
    Pete Doherty
    Tom Daley

  13. Well that leaves Dioclese in a bit orf bovver. Old alto ego Chas orf Chas ‘n Dave has croaked for the last time. Big C aged 74. Will the ovver Chas survive?

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