Congratulations to Pedantic Cunt who correctly picked Carry On’s favourite bit of fluff, Liz Fraser, who passed away at the age of 88.
As Norman puts it so elequently in the comments below : “Worth all today’s celebrislags put together”
So we move on to Dead Pool 112.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!
Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Raul Castro
Nobby Stiles
Baroness Trumpington
Warren Buffett
Barry Fry.
0
Kirk Douglas
Henry Kissinger
Olivia Dr Havilland
Vera Lynn
George Herbert Walker Bush
0
Alan Greenspan
William Shatner
A C Grayling
Desmond Tutu
Vince Cable
0
Ethel Kennedy
Dick Van Dyke
Bill Turnbull
Buzz Aldrin
Roberta McCain
0
Geoffrey ‘Bootface’ Palmer
Crispy Neutron Bomb
Frank Windsor
Genesis P’Orridge
Lord Denham
0
Betty White
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Sam Humphrey
Doris Day
Fenella Fielding
0
Sidney Poitier
Kenny Lynch
Iris Apfel
Norman Tebbit
Pam “fucking” Ayres
0
Francesco Castelluccio (Frankie Valli)
Little Richard
Elvis Costello
Charles Aznavour
Joni Mitchell
0
Billy Connelly
Beverly Cleary
Barbara Bush
Pierre Cardin
Victoria Beckham (I can dream).
0
Barbara Bush died last April
1
Swap Barbara Bush for Eric Clapton, how fucking inconsiderate
1
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Hillary Clinton
Nancy Pelosi
June Brown
Robert Mugabe
Prince Philip
0
Don King
Angela Lansbury
Lionel Blair
Bobby Charlton
Mel Brooks
0
Des O’connor
Des Lynam
Nicholas Parsons
Meatloaf
Sir Nicholas Soames MP
0
Herman Wouk
Stanley Baxter
Martin Sheen
Bill Ward
John Astin
0
RIP Liz… Worth all today’s celebrislags put together
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Anna Karen
Pete Murray
Cleo Laine
4
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Jimmy Carter
0
Barbara Windsor
David Attenborough
David Dimblebey
Pete Townsend
Raquel Welch
1
Cloris Leachman
Richard Wilson
Ian St John
Jill Gascoigne
David Jason
0
Thomas Markle
Giovanna Ralli
Bamber Gascoine
Muriel Pavlow
Jack Charlton
I thik Dick has moved on or is in the slammer so will nick his again.
2
Up to his balls in cunt.
Dick Fiddler will return in Fiddlerinator 47.
He will be back ………………
4
Donald Sutherland
Bob Dole
Priscilla Presley
Jerry Stiller
Bob Hawke
0
Liz Fraser! Very sorry to hear of her demise.
RIP Liz
A damn fine character actress (I refuse to say ‘actor’……she is very definitely of the female persuasion judging by a stupendous pair of knockers in her prime.).
Kelly Brook would be jealous.
4
Gerald Harper
Petula Clark
Pearl Carr
Millicent Martin
Desmond Morris
0
Cliff Richard
Paul McCartney
Honor Blackman
Coleen Nolan
Sam Humphrey
RIP Liz you were gorgeous
1
Dio already bagged Sam Humphrey
0
Swap Sam for
Beverley Cleary
0
Clive James
Franco Zeferreli
Everton Weekes
Richard O’Sullivan
Gina Lollobrigida
0
Larry King
Carl Reiner
Stanislaw Kowalski
Tommy Chong
Beverley Cleary (sorry I mean Carol Channing)
0
While I’m honoured that someone may feel that my picks are a ‘dead cert’ and worth pilfering, I do have to point out that I have NEVER won the deadpool, nor even picked anyone that has yet to pass….
2
Denis Norden
David Hedison
Gordon Banks
Murray Walker
Jimmy Greaves
0
Camilla Parker-Bowles
Jilly Cooper
Emma Thompson
Daniell Barenboim
Ton Koopman*
*Not, as far as I know, related to Herman van Rumplepimp
1
John Carpenter
Al Leong
Dennis Waterman
Hal Holbrook
Michael York
Best pair of Carry On jugs ever…
0
Valerie Leon being the other Carry On Goddess…
1
And Madeleine Smith….
1
Angela Lansbury
James Earl Jones
Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
Bob Barker
Gary Glitter
0
Trevor Peacock
Robert Fyfe
William Frankland
Rolf Harris
Heather Chasen
0