Conspiracy Theorists [2]

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There are the harmless weirdos who are convinced the moon landings were faked and so on, but I am cunting the twisted, sinister cunts who take things further and to an even more ridiculous level.

Today we hear of a Yankee ‘shock jock’ whatever that is who has been spreading rubbish about the Sandy Hook shootings being a hoax. What a fucking despicable cunt.

Add in the assorted loons who will tell you that 9/11, 7/7 were plots, usually by the governments or Mossad and you get the picture. There are also morons saying similar about the Lee Rigsby murder.

They use speculation as facts to support further speculation to a ridiculous, homeopathic level of dilution.

But the real harm is that this rubbish gives support to those that don’t want to believe that their religion does such things. They can blame others, carry on the pretence of a religion of peace and even justify further attacks.

Conspiracy theorists are gullible, stupid, low-life cunts. I have a feeling this may flush a few out.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

43 thoughts on “Conspiracy Theorists [2]”

  1. A peaceful at work complained to me that the IRA were not referred to as Catholic terrorists. Well my little ISIS supporting camel fucker, that is because they were not fighting an entire ly religious war.

    Furthermore, as Islam is a religion of peace Mossad had to be responsible. And,according to David Ike HM the Queen is a lizzard. Lock the derranged cunt up in the tower.

    GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

  2. Of course 9 / 11 wasn’t bloody Mossad !

    Our favourite gasman (ie. CS) says it was all down to Interflora, masterminded by Little Weed.

    Who’s the cuuunt spreading despicable bollox about The Flabbott being human…?

    As Mr. Fiddler would say, Fuck them.

    • Flabbott was clearly bred in an Area 51 laboratory and escaped to Hackney. Her kryptonite is basic maths and a weakness for chicken meal deals.

    • Interflora? I heard on good authority (a bloke down the pub) that it was carried out the militant wing of The Tufty Club and funded by the Ovalteenies.

      Okay, that’s a lie. I did, however, recently bump into a chap who informed me, with nary a hint of mischief in his eyes, that the Earth is flat. Not what you expect in the waiting area of the local Tandoori, but at least it made for a more interesting line of chat than the weather.

  3. I never used to believe in conspiracy theories Cuntstable, then I was abducted by aliens…

    Morning all

    • Ron, you need to start #metooprobedupthearse
      Probably dozens of celebs will identify with your ordeal

      • I truly suffered mate. I was selected for some sort of hybridisation programme and forced to have sex repeatedly with an incredibly gorgeous blonde alien with huge bangers.
        I’m terrified because they said they’re coming back to kidnap me again next Tuesday, but the Villa have got a game that night

      • Look on the bright side…at least you weren’t forced to squirt your alpha-custard into Mrs. Becks

  4. I’ve got a conspiracy the theory. Behind the scenes the whole thing(life, the universe and everything) is run by someone called God.

  5. Going to disagree with this cunting. Conspiracies happen. Cunts also make money off them by sensationalism and twisting things, or by just pulling garbage out of their sack. The Sandy Hook thing is ridiculous and the fat Texan cunt should fuck off with that.

    9/11 however is not. You’re having a laugh if you believe the official narrative on that. A bunch of sandy buttholes managing to orgranize and carry that out? Get real.

    If a bunch of dimwitted politicians can lie to us on a daily basis, what do you think those with actual power, intelligence and wealth get up to, and get away with?

  6. An interesting Cunting,C.C.

    I believe that The Kalergi Plan is real. It is considered a conspiracy theory by many,and perhaps it is.However,to me it seems the most likely explanation for the way that Europe seems to be becoming changed in a way that we have never before seen. Perhaps it is a ridiculous idea that “Shadowy Figures” are successfully undermining our whole way of life,but,to me,it seems that it is an explanation for what seems to be far behind far beyond natural progression….perhaps I am a gullible,stupid,low-life Cunt.

    I’d also say that I actually think that people questioning the “Official Account” is a good thing. I prefer not to just blindly swallow whatever story we are told by our “leaders”. Fair enough, some of these theories aren’t just bizarre,they’re ridiculous and offensive,but at least people are still prepared to look beyond the Ministry Of News’ announcements as if they were infallible.

    Spivey and his like truly are revolting idiots,but the day that people can no longer challenge things which they doubt will be a sad one. We bang on here about Freedom of Expression. Who decides where to draw the line? I find some of these theories repugnant,but believe,however revolting and nonsensical,he should be allowed to air them. Ridicule him,don’t read them,call him a Cunt,fair enough,but don’t legislate him into silence.

    Anyhow, I have very little faith in our Leaders to always tell the truth.In fact I’d be amazed if they did. Anyone who just believes whatever they’re told is , I believe,rather gullible and naive.

    No conspiracies, ever?

    • Afternoon Kriddler.

      Of course conspiracies are real – I’ve been involved in bloomin’ loads, the most recent being last Thursday when I conspired with the wife, our next door neighbour, and the vet to remove a bad tooth from our completely unsuspecting cat. You’ll be pleased to hear that everything went like clockwork, and because we drugged her she has no evidence the extraction ever took place!

      I’d guess the aliens used similar methods when they abducted Ron Knee.

  7. Conspiracy theories can only exist and flourish where large numbers of people don’t trust their own government . Count me in. I don’t trust a single fucking word which comes out of their stinking lying mouths.
    When you start from that position then the possibilities are endless. Yeah, count me in as a conspiracy theorist. Of course the media makes sure that conspiracy theorist actually means “nutter”. That’s why they give such publicity to obvious loonies like Icke. Then they can apply the label to any cunt who asks awkward questions, just as they apply labels to people who support Brexit you swivel eyed, thick, little Englander, far right racists.
    That doesn’t mean that a conspiracy theorist like me believes all the theories but that’s what the media would like you to believe……that’s how labelling works.
    Why is it if you believe in the sky fairy, everlasting life etc etc that makes you a fine upstanding citizen but if you ask questions about the strange deaths of Robin Cook and Dr Kelly you are a “conspiracy theorist “ ie a nutter?
    By grouping people who ask questions under the same label you effectively shut them up and dismiss their doubts.
    Ask yourselves if you have any doubt that from the morning of June 24th 2016 there has been a conspiracy to keep this country in the EU.
    Once you have answered that question it opens up all sorts of possibilities.

    • Politics is the biggest conspiracy of them all. Look what happens in this country. Labour and the Conservatives call each other fit to burn when there isn’t all that much difference between them. They take it in turns to fuck the rest of us up the arse. “Ok, we’ve had a few years in power, now it’s your turn.” They manage to convince the voting population that everything’s going to change, but nothing ever does. They carry on picking up their money sitting on the opposition benches, waiting for their next spell in the limelight. Money and power just for making noises with their mouths. No wonder they think we’re all cunts.

  8. Oh C’mon now CC, next you will be telling us that David Ike’s lizard people is load of old tosh.

  9. Ruff Tuff Creampuff is a Moon Landing denier. I know because I beat a confession out of him last week.

  10. I bet if I asked Mrs. May if we were currently in the midst of The Kalergi Plan,she’d deny it at some rate of knots…..and probably (quite rightly,but for the wrong reason) have me committed.

    🙂 .

    • I believe he also helped ghost write James O’Shithead’s latest work of genius: How To Be Right… In A World Gone Wrong.

      • You really should go to one of his book signings,RTC. I’d enjoy reading about him having a hardback copy stuffed up his slack ring by an irate Gentleman screaming “Cunt” amongst the genteel surroundings of Waterstones.

      • Great idea, but I’d be far too shy to approach a shining beacon of such humility, erudition and common sense.

  12. YouTube is full of conspiracy theory videos, usually stated as evidence by the swivel eyes that lap them up. Seeing as google are supposedly in on all this bollocks, and they own YouTube, surely they would remove all the videos that highlight all these conspiracies? It’s fairly easy to get videos taken off YouTube, just ask Pat Condell, or any cunt who has used a bit of music that they don’t own the rights to. Nutters need something to hold on to, and if they have ruled out religion, this nonsense fill the hole. It’s similar to religion, in that it needs no real proof whatsoever, and the believers think they are enlightened by the “truth”.

  13. Must admit that I’m also fascinated by the idea of Aliens. I know that it probably is a load of bollocks,but the idea intrigues me. The thought that we are the only “beings” to ever evolve seems impossible if space is infinite. Yes,I know that the chances of aliens visiting this planet must be tiny,but still, I wonder.

    • Apparently, Thetford Forest is a favourite spot for them.

      I reckon they empty out their Elsans, and then fuck off.

  14. If you believe the official narrative for 9/11 or 7/7 then you have been successfully indoctrinated….

    9/11 is so full of holes and world firsts only a moron would swallow it…

    On 7/7 Visor Consultants were conducting a crisis management operation. This involved reaction times and how to manage the situation when three bombs go off at three London tube stations.
    Have a guess what stations were chosen for this operation…
    No conspiracy here…just checkable facts…

    What happened, happened.
    But not as we’re told….

  15. And the loony cunt theories about Lady Died… Every fucker had a hand in killing The Slapper Of Hearts apparently… When we all know the only ones with good reason to want the gold standard narcissist offed were the family she constantly shamed and embarrassed….

  16. I bet that wily old cunt Pellegrini is pissing himself laughing right now… One can hear the old boy now: ‘Fucking hell! Those useless cunts are even shitter than than they were the last time I faced them!’

    Oh, and fuck those clowns, Lindelof and Smalling! Fuck that strutting blambo cunt Pogba! Fuck that swivel eyed cunt Woodward! Fuck that black donkey Lukaku! And fuck Jose, The Special Cunt! I saw better football under Dave Sexton….

    • The Special Cunt half an hour ago: ‘The referee’s made mistakes’

      As The Four Tops (sort of) sang, ‘ But it’s the same old shit…’

  17. Rumour has it… Lukaku is attempting to break David Blaine’s record of doing fuck all in a box for 44 days….

    Could be worse…you could have Morata…

  19. Owen Jones is a multiple abductee.

    “Look, I have told you before, I don’t know anything and I cant help you. You are just going to have to shove the probe up again”.

  20. Well said cunstable any sane minded thinking person knows full well that a building which was not hit by any plane would obviously fall down the same way as the other two. Only a fool would deny this. Fuck Newton, thats what I say. Idiots.

  21. It seems there is a conspiracy to unseat Mavis? ……Just a conspiracy of course. No truth in the matter.!

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