Bono [13]

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Bono has announced he would be flying the EU flag on stage in the forthcoming U2 tour, because waving it was now “a radical act”. This was momentous for me – it was the 100th time, exactly, since I started making notes in my desk diary, that Bono has done something that made me think ‘Jesus, what a c##t’.

And therefore thinking of starting a movement to make August 30, from now on, official World ‘Bono Is A Cunt’ Day.

People can mark this in different ways, according to their own personal experience of the Irish dwarven gobshite’s unbearable sanctimoniousness, balcony-playing liberalism and eye watering hypocrisy. You may for example like to pin banknotes to your shirt, in reference some of those comments on people needing to pay tax to help the poor, whilst Bono himself was maintaining offshore tax haven accounts for all the royalties from his whining, recycled-Radio 2-rock sales to clueless local authority traffic office workers and regional double glazing sales managers. Or you might carry the flag of any of the half arsed Third World regimes that the cunt in question has come out in support of, over the years, usually just before they started arresting their opponents. Or you could wear tinted glasses indoors at night. Like an absolute cunt.

I think this could really catch on.

Nominated by Rural Cunt

To add on to Rural Cunt’s excellent first cunting, Bono is a monumental Mount Rushmore monolithic cunt…

If that tax dodging pontificating hypocritical Paddywood and Potatoland gobshite, Bonio, says one more thing about Brexit and Britain leaving the EU… Doesn’t the multimillionaire bogtrotting gnome cunt realise, it is a British matter?… That the British people voted for it?… It is nothing to do ‘wid Oi-urlund’ and even less to do with ivory tower tax dodging celebrity areslicking gobshites like him… So I suggest old dog biscuit and his horrendous mastiff-esque wife fuck off to one of their tax havens (Amsterdam and Monte Carlo being just two of them) and leave British business to British people… Savvy, you bogtrotting cunt?…

Nominated by Norman

57 thoughts on “Bono [13]”

  1. Ah, but dat be an ecumenical problem as the late. lamented father Jack might say. The biggest loser from Brexit is Ireland. Personified by Bonio and Soapdodger. So fuck them.

      • Soap dodger is a good name for that dumb sellout cunt Geldoff, cuntstable. Geldoff is always willing to sell himself for whatever “humanitarian” cause his handlers tell him talk about

        For a cunt who has millions in his bank account the fucker always has greasy hair like he just dipped it in a deep fryer

    • Thanks Paliman. If only we could all get another 10 people to pledge to do so, the cunt Bono might be properly acknowledged next 30/8.

  3. Bono is nothing more than a skidmark on the underpants of humanity. Without doubt, one of the biggest cunts currently upright on planet Earth, and by Christ, there are a few about.

  4. There is God!

    The cunt had to walk out of his show in Berlin last night because his voice failed. Thank the Lord for that. Hope it’s permanent.

    • Apparently his moniker Bono is derived from “Bonavox”, a Latin phrase bestowed on the cunt by his school chums, which translates to “good voice”.(I think they were being sarcastic but Bono took it as a compliment and adopted it). U2 are basically the destitute persons version of the Who,Rolling Stones,Led Zeppelin and various other great bands from the past,I personally rank them just below Tin Lizzy but above the Boomtown Cunts.

      • voice failed?! what fucking voice?, the dirty possessed leprechaun cunt can hardly hold a note.

        He just mumbles, moans and hopes for the best and virtue signals about 3rd world countries while he wines and dines in his million dollar mansions and eats lobster on his luxurious yacht

  5. He’s even worse than Geldof in the ‘smug, self righteous musician cunt’ stakes. Never liked U2 anyway – Without You is OK as is Ordinary Love but the rest of their stuff is crap.

  6. Next single release to be a reworking to stay current…

    “Where The Streets Have No White People”….

  7. I’ve heard from a few sources that U2’s drummer is actually a pretty decent bloke and not a celebrity cunt… Larry Mullen himself has gone on record about Bonio getting on his nerves with all his preaching and hypocritical crap… So, even Bonio’s bandmates think he can be a cunt and all…

  8. So, the littlebollx’s parents couldn’t spell…

    What do dogs get fed on over there ? Kneecapio ?

    Cuuuunts.

  9. Just drove past John McDonnell at a rally were the communist flag was openly flying In public view.If I had realised it was him earlier I would have shouted Cunt out!!!!!

    • Imagine this.Philip Hammond goes to an event and speaks where Nazi flags are flying.The media would be all over it but I guess communists are on as they are left wing even if they killed millions of people and sent people to gulags.

      • Chairman Mao’s ‘Great Leap Forward’ killed 45 million in four years. Mao qualifies as the greatest mass murderer in world history.

        Diane Abbott did the maths: “Mao, on balance, did more good than harm.”

        More recently the Commies have destroyed the Venezuelan economy, currently with an inflation rate of over one million%…

      • Emily Thornbury Kate Smurthwaite and Mark Serwotka were there too apparently..That must be the last time I was near as many counts as when I was in a strip club.Where are the Iraq when you need them eh?:p

      • IRA # 😉 My no claims bonus was the only reason before anyone else.That and I have a nice car I don’t want to dent the front of.Those were my two main reasons for not accidently hitting McDonnell.

  10. I overheard some cunt moaning about Israel as I drove past too. So many Commies blocking the road too.CUNTS.

  12. Loved the South Park episode featuring Bono, they really nailed it. Always trying to be numero uno to hide the fact he’s actually the worlds record number 2.

    Yeah yeah yeah! Yeah yeah yeah!

    • Apart from the “Tom Cruise/ John Travolta won’t come outta the clo-set” and “Tom Cruise is a fudge-packer” episodes, this is the best work the Southpark chaps did.

      • What’s great is that they’re truly bipartisan – they rip absolutely everyone and everything on all sides of the political spectrum.

  13. You cunts have probably all heard this and it’s probably apochryphal but anyway:-
    Apparently some years ago at a U2 gig, bongo was giving it his full messiah bit. He starts slow clapping and says to the audience ‘every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies’. Some wag in the front of the crowd shouts:-

    ‘Well, stop fucking clapping then’

  14. U2 are a load of shite anyway. They ripped off all their best ‘ideas’ from Joy Division/New order and to a lesser extent Depeche Mode.

  15. Can’t stand this self-righteous, multi millionaire, champagne socialist, tax dodging cunt and his bogtrotting, drug dealer mate Goboff.
    Lost his voice you say? That’s an occupational hazard for a fucking preacher. The fact that it didn’t happen years ago and remain permanent is proof that there is no god.
    Fuck off Bonio and stick that blue starry rag up your arse while you’re doing it.
    Cunt.

  16. Saw U2 in early eighties and he was a lardarse then. He simply couldn’t sing to save his life and I thought yeah voice altering stuff in the studio. Total fake. Now Gaye Advert, she may have only known two notes but who cares! Didn’t he sue his dresser or someone over his fucking hat? Tosser. And Geldof, always reminded me of itth a mythtery Toyah Fucking Wilcox, two talentless cunts on the make.

    • Remember seeing the narcissistic prick on telly in the early ’80s doing a real piss poor Jim Morrison impersonation. It was obvious even back then that his cuntitude would know no bounds.

  18. It’s almost admirable how this terminally pompous Gran Poo-Baa of cunts continuously escapes the majority of people’s loathing and comes out morally clean despite wagging his threadbare-thin virtues and calculated hypocrisy in everybody’s faces.

    Why does he persist? We know he hates Britain, yes, yes, that’s obvious. We know he likes having a seat at The Leaders’ table to accommodate his capacious but stingy ego. We know he’s a short-arse git therefore making up for certain inadequacies elsewhere. We know that he knows that his formulaic pop tat (A minor, C, D, G) is dogshit dressed up with produced frills. Why then persist with this endless, empty crusading?

    One of the biggest cunts walking the planet. He should be forced to carry around a plant to replace the oxygen he’s wasting. The breathtaking arrogance of this hypocritical, morally-dishevelled cunt

    • For Bonio (to the tune of ‘Guantanemera’)

      Shit Ian Curtis! You’re just a shit Ian Curtis! etc….

  19. The cost of his sunglasses could probably build a water well in little M’tebeh’s village and feed his eight siblings for six months.

  20. U2’s ‘MUSIC ‘ is totally unmemorable tuneless dross. like a lot of ‘popstars’ they come up with one maybe two records that possibly have a modicum of merit . on the back of that they feel they are somehow obliged to keep churning more stuff out, they just can’t bring themselves to admit that that they are incapable of replicating the earlier stuff that made them famous. give it up lads just go away and count your money.

  22. A 13th cunting for bongo! Does this make him the most massive cunt in the universe? The only ones rhat have a similar score off the top of my head are Mandy and Blair….

  24. I remember old Dog Biscuit being very upset and pompous over Albert Goldman’s book on John Lennon (and also telling everyone what a cunt Yoko Fucking Ono was)… In fact, Dog Biccy and his boys wrote and recorded an ever so serious song about it on their ego-wank album ‘Rattle and Cunt’… Old Albert is no longer with us, yet he deserves points simply for trying to out Yoko Fucking Ono as the rotten cunt she really is…. And it’s a shame Albert snuffed it, as a tell all book by him on Bonio -and what a cunt he is- would have been just the ticket…

    • The Goldman book on John Lennon was very probably as close to the truth as you could get, which was why the fans hated it. It should be used as a textbook on co-dependency to show couples how not to have a relationship and also what an absolute nightmare narcissists are. Lennon was a cunt for preaching peace whilst at war with himself, heroin, and the up-her-own-arse sack of shit Ono. I was fucking drained just reading it.

  25. Yrs ago if you were asked to counjour up an image of a loathsome Irish individual it would probably be a cross eyed, brick throwing,toothless simpleton, fast forward to today what springs to my mind is this sorry lump of horse shit. A stumpy, mullet sporting jam rag, who’s vocal talents match the worst deluded species ever to grace shite factor, in short I think he is a Champions league winning Cunt.!

  26. Tyipical Irish cunt sticking his unwanted nose in our business We voted to leave Unlike Ireland we don’t need multiple referendums to stay in the EU Pay your taxes like you should and keep your nose out of our affairs hypothetical untalented twat

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