I would like to nominate the banks. Having returned home from working away, I found a very nice letter telling me that the interest rate on my mortgage is going up in line with the BoE base rate increase. However there was no letter from the cunts informing me that the interest rate on my ISA was increasing likewise.
We bailed these cunts out and oh how short their memories are. As soon as they could they’ve gone to their old ways. Massive bonuses, interest hikes on loans etc. and bare minimum interest on savings for those who want to be sensible with some of their money.
Well fuck them, as soon as I can, my money will be out of there and under the mattress. If we all did that, they soon shit their pants and treat customers properly.
Utter cunts.
Nominated by McCunterson
Small time criminals rob banks, big time criminals own them.
Bastard bankers run the world and the sooner we hang every single one of them the better.
See those politician cunts we are always slagging off?…….all bought and paid for by bankers. Fucking cunts the lot of them.
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Give a man a gun and he can Rob a bank.
Give a man a bank and he can Rob everyone.
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Banks really a necessary evil. I despite all of them intensely, and yet we need them for most of our financial needs. ergo, they have us over a barrel fucking us true and hard because we need them probably more than they need us (except when things go tits up and its bail out time)
All those TV adverts glamorizing how caring they are “just for you”, is utter bollocks of course. Once you’re in their grasp and you’ve opened up an account or taken out a mortgage their “happy face” disappears and now its “we’re gonna charge you for this, this this and that!” And “we’re gonna keep on sending you updates of our new Terms and Conditions to piss you off because you never read the fucking things anyway, and so we can shaft you even more without you knowing!”
Bunch of cunts, of all them!
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Especially large fuck-offs in the general direction of HSBC, and their purulent, globalist, diverse, tertiary-stage syphilitic ads.
Although McCunterson is entirely right. The cuuuuunts are all as bad as each other.
There’s nothing quite like hard-earned dosh that has the “added interest” of a whiff of “under-the-mattress” security about it…
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>Especially large fuck-offs in the general direction of HSBC, and their purulent, globalist
I get the point you’re trying to make yet it would be helpful to remember what lies behind the HSBC acronym: Hongkong and Shanghai Banking Corporation.
Of course they’re globalist, the clue is in their name. Don’t blame them for being what they openly state that they are.
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Morning Mcunterson.
If the banks got wind of us hiding our mullah under the mattress it’s only a matter of time before they would employ Pikeys to come round and retrieve it.
Good cunting by the way.
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Unfortunately there aren’t enough mattresses on the planet for me to hide my £billions under… so sadly on this occasion I will have to pass on your lucrative investment proposal McCunterson.
Great way forward for the little people though!
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Project Fear Update
Some baldy four eyed cunt, manager of the Toyota plant near Derby says a no deal Brexit will lead to a stoppage of production for an unspecified period. No reason why , baldy bollocks just says it will.
Today’s scare story brought to you courtesy of the Brussels Broadcasting Corporation ( who else? )
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Ironically NSI has just written to notify me that the interest rate on my ISA has been cut. Good job I’ve got the princely sum of just £30 sitting in there.
I removed several thousand pounds from there when it ceased to continue functioning as an investment.
Cunts!
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I understand that Socialism is about spending other people’s money and that the Liebour Party is also anti-semitic. Also the cunts are always going on about under-representation of so-called minorities. Nobody speaks of over-representation, for instance the ritual foreskin loppers in Parliament and in the banking “industry”. It’s hardly a fucking industry sitting on yer arse and scheming how to fiddle the little people. Jewish people are eight times over represented in Parliament. Fuck knows what it is in banking and the professions, I would imagine a similar over-representation could be backed up by percentages. Were the rag heads the same per population we’d royally fucked with 200 of the cunts as MPs. I suppose what I’m saying is that a redistribution of wealth wouldn’t go amiss. Equality of opportunity should as equally be looked at where over-representation of a minority is concerned but you can’t say that without being labelled a Nazi by some Antifa cunt. Saying it how it fucking is, is extremely unpopular in some sectors. Socialism has the right idea but the wrong language to sell it. Conservatism is about the dread fear of somebody getting what you’ve got but the best way we have at the moment. I wouldn’t know how to change it. Civil war maybe. Bankers are indeed cunts but so are politicians and the population for allowing it.
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Tremendous bit of cunting, McCunterson.
I would have liked to cunt banks but found it hard to put into words just what a complete bunch of shitting cunts I think they are. You’ve done it beautifully.
Cunts.
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@Alan Fistula above. Yes the poor Jews still doing the dirty jobs. In High Finance. Such rich empty lives.
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