Travellers

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These roaming cockwombles are currently doing a tour-de-wanker around Surrey at the moment, and like a perverted Midas every location they touch with their pikey mitts instantly turns into a big pile of shite. Which our council will clean up of course, costing tens of thousands per site. Not including all the stuff they’ve inevitably destroyed or stolen within 500 yards of their shitheap parade.

Cunts.

Surrey police themselves have done themselves proud and actually joined up with these bastards by uttering the following to a pissed off local,

“You say upsetting to endure, consider for a second, how upsetting it would be, being uprooted every few days. That’s why we always act in the best interests of all parties with proportionality and legality.”

You what mate? But no, there’s more.

Residents formed a blockade but were told to move aside by the police. Excuse me? Who’s side are you on you bastards!

I’m pissed and worried because there’s a couple of fields locally, they’ve been before. Some skallywag minor came round last time asking if we wanted windows cleaned. On yer (stolen) bicycle mate, piss off! Fucking. Cunts.

Nominated by The Big Chunky Cunty

94 thoughts on “Travellers”

  2. Can’t we do a Channel 4 style ‘Gypo Swap show? We have imported Roma eurotrash specialising in ATM fraud and pickpocketing now they can have our lot, fleecing OAP’s, fly-tipping and shoplifting.

  3. Don’t ever expect the ‘authorities’ to take your side where these nomadic shitheap dwellers are concerned mate. You’re just the sap who pays their fucking wages, is all. Cunts.

    • Here’s what Norfolk chief constable Simon Bailey had to say in May 2018 on why police have to balance the needs of settled and Travelling communities.

      “While I recognise illegal encampments within your communities causes concern, we then must appreciate the fact that members of the Travelling community have rights too, such as access to a private and family life and education for their children.

      With a chronic national shortage of authorised Traveller sites, which is not the responsibility of the police service, the vast majority of people are opting to live on unauthorised land despite the issues this causes for all involved.

      To meet this challenge different organisations and local authority partners are required to work with the Travelling community. This includes the management of legal sites and the owners and land owners where illegal incursions take place, as the initial trespass is a civil, not criminal matter”.

      This is the same Simon Bailey who apologised to the residents in Cromer in October 2017 that failed to properly deal with disorder in a seaside town because senior officers “misread the significance of events” due to travellers.

      Pubs, shops and restaurants closed over the weekend of 19 August 2017 following reports of rape, theft and assault.

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-41742282

      They knew full well what was happening because the locals told them and it also appeared in the press and social media, and only took matters seriously when the travellers had gone.

      Norfolk’s brave boys in blue, protecting the local community (but only after the nasty men and women had gone away).

      Cunts

      • Some land came up for sale adjacent to my Norfolk village (when I lived there). I expressed my concerns to one of the locals about travellers potentially buying the plot. “Don’t worry lad,” he drawled with a knowing smile “they wouldn’t be there for long.”

        In dark corner of rural Norfolk, miles from the feds, I saw what he meant. I miss Norfolk.

      • North Norfolk one of my favourite places in the World Sgt Maj

        Lots of camping and walking. Played a lot of golf round Sheringham and Cromer.

        Beautiful and unspoilt.

        Just over an hours drive from where we now live.

      • A truly disturbing and disgraceful video Jack.

        This country has really lost the plot and those responsible should be fucking ashamed of themselves.

        Regarding the woman in question, she was absolutely right in what she said.

        RELIGIOUS ACTIVITY IN THE ROYAL PARKS
        The Royal Parks (TRP) does not permit collective acts of worship or other religious observances in the TRP estate, either in their own right or as part of a demonstration, event or other activity. This includes spoken or sung communal prayers or other events that are primarily religious in focus. Exceptions are made for annual acts of remembrance at the regimental memorials in the Parks, which have taken place since the First World War.
        As a public body, it is not the place of The Royal Parks to make value judgments between one religious observance and another. We must either permit all collective religious observances or refuse them all. Our approach is to continue to refuse all such observances on the grounds that they are not traditional park-related activities and the disadvantages to the public at large of allowing them would almost certainly outweigh the benefits to adherents of a particular religion or belief. The policy extends to the construction of structures within the estate with a religious significance.
        Cultural events that do not include collective religious activity are permitted subject to the standard approval process.

        I do not know the outcome but doubt she would be charged (although nothing in this country surprises me anymore).

        Our peaceful friends are pushing things to the limits, only a month or so before Amy was arrested:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9QpLOQSmUo

        Good evening

      • Had this happened in Central Park the NYPD would have had that cunt pepper sprayed and locked up. The fear on the coppers face was priceless. Because the chocolate smarty was babbling on like a drunken sailor attempting to beguile the cops into thinking he was some great orator they overlooked the fact that they could have used the catchall public disorder or breaching the peace and lock the gobby blambo cunt up. Boils my piss and turns it purple to see the cops taking a slagging off a fucking blambo and worse, doing fuck all about it. Even the blambo cop who surrendered the fact that English wasn’t his first language and having a degree in law made him look as big a cunt as the sergeant. Londonistan sure is lost.

      • Does the Worshipful prick Bailey know his law ? The Criminal Justice Act of 1994 make trespass a criminal act if damage is done. And the Lodge would no doubt move in, mob handed, if the property of one of their brethren was concerned.

      • A comment Yardarm, which got me interested and which I have just looked into.

        Interestingly the local news specifically did not give out any names of any managers or officers in the misconduct case I assume you are referring to. Not sure why that would be.

        After all, news is news. Or is this the wrong sort of publicity for the boys in blue?

      • As far as I’m concerned, pikeys should not have any bloody rights whatsoever.
        Over the centuries, they have actively chosen their criminal lifestyle in preference to anything else.
        If they get treated as scumbags and vermin, it’s not rocket science. They bring it upon themselves. Simples.
        I’m surprised they aren’t in the Rainbow movement for various oppressed victims.
        All the flags would vanish in an instant.

  4. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again – the secret organisation in Hot Fuzz was right. Crusty jugglers indeed. Never liked gyppos.

  5. A pikey walks into a pub, not noticing a sign on the door saying “NO TRAVELLERS.”

    The landlord hears him ordering a pint and says “You sound like a pikey, we don’t serve pikeys.’

    As he walks to the door the landlord says “Now you’re here, you can’t leave until you throw the dice.”

    “What d’ya mean?” asks the pikey.

    “If you throw between one and five, we kick the fucking shit out of you”

    “What if I throw a six?” asks the pikey.

    “You get another throw”….

  6. Fucking hate this scumcuntfilth. The sooner they all contract bubonic plague and fucking expire the better.
    Parasites.
    Good evening.

  7. We may be cunts but at heart remember we are gentlemen.
    Many of us gravitate to this site because we share certain values and may I say, experiences. Orf a vanishing generation meself that is now surrounded by death (at least useful for The Pool). After caring for me old mater for nigh orn ten years, had her not far orf making the ton then killed orf by the NHS. “Prophylactic care” as it is now is called. Bugger me then shortly thereafter in distressing circumstances me beloved wife cashes in her chips. Then centre stage cue the fucking relatives. Have tried to cunt that lot but can’t hack it.
    I know many of you have/had similar difficulties and we find more remedy in ISAC than ever we do in medication and alchohol. I do not beg, I do not blub in public but is it too much to expect to be treated with some honour over mine. Me generous old arse is an easy target to ridicule. Take the piss oit orf old Limply. Use Admin Privileges to create multiple Fuck Puppet accounts to steal his noms, rub his nose in it, the old cunt has no chance getting in early with his flaky rural connection.
    Remember that fat kid at school, never got proper rugger kit, wears hand me downs, a bit orf a stutterer and slow in class. No friends, easy to tease but you all felt a little guilty when it all ended in tears? Years later you find out his mum was a single parent, there was abuse in the family and the kid was on a liquid cosh for asthma and depression.
    In Hollywood parlance there is always a back story.
    I say play the game, not the man.

  8. Filthy pikey vermin cunts.
    I fucking despise these stolen caravan dwelling rats.
    If I could execute them and get away with it I wouldn’t hesitate to shoot every fucking one of them right through the face. Human parasites , man ,woman and cross eyed inbred offspring.
    Fucking gypsy cunts.

  9. And since when did this scum become a race?

    You’re not a race, you are merely a (very much unwanted) sector of society!

  10. On my list of pure unadulterated hatred directly beneath king cunt blair. Pikeys ,beloved of social workers and the gullible who fall for all their lies and bullshit, these twats lie as naturally as breathing if your not one of them you are fair game they hate us.

  11. “Working with our partners ” that phrase uttered by the ” police service” says it all as far as I’m concerned, mealy mouthed, politically correct fecking joke. When are the twats goin to get back to the job we pay them for ?

  12. If I litter I get fined.
    If I trespass I am moved on.
    If I cause trouble I am dealt with.
    If I vandalise I am dealt with.
    I tax, mot and insure my vehicles.
    I am from Pikey stock so perhaps I should do whatever I fucking like and be above the law.

    • You must be the exception that proves the rule Cuntstable. Whatever the fuck that means…

      • My old man was from a fairground family that travelled with the fair in summer between the Forest of Dean and West Wales, and wintered in a permanent site in Gloucester. He gave that up when he married but was always a pikey at heart. Preferred collecting scrap to working. I don’t think they can change.

  13. May I recommend the film “The Selfish Giant”? The pikey kid gets burned to a crisp while nicking cable.
    I’m a sucker for a happy ending.

  14. Can I sneak my antisemitism in here I wonder…Chesterton the quote runs something like ‘the Jews, like the Gypsies are landless therefore lawless’. It is the roaming or wandering lifestyle that is the problem. Nine tenths of the law is possession.

  15. Someone politically connected cunt in surrey must have been robbed now because they’ve since plastered high court writs on any piece of grassed land over 2 square meters round here.

    Whether their threats of arrest and seizure of property are genuine, or even taken seriously by the stigs of the dump, remains to be seen.

    Bloody pikeys.

  16. Wish I could find the Viz cartoon from years ago, The Thieving Gypsy Bastards. The national association of thieving Gypsy bastards went ape shit and found the only one amongst them who was a semi literate, semi articulate knuckle dragger to put their case. Bloody funny. Even birds push crap out of their nest but gypsies seem to be the only species on earth, well apart from Indians, who are literally happy to shit on their own doorstep.

    • I remember it. They even had some right-on earnest Deirdre from the council looking after their rights as they thieved and shit up the area. I think Viz got in some shit over it. It has never reappeared.

      • In the next issue Viz published their “Most sincere cut out Apology”.

        That was even funnier than the original article, not that the illiterate thieving pikey scum would have realised (without their designated social worker reader at £n thou an hour).

        Let’s just say that some councils know how to play the thieving pikey card when it comes to getting extra moolah out of HM Govt…

        “Yes the education secretary please.”

        “Hello?”

        “Ah secretary. We need extra funding for some kids coming into our jurisdiction.”

        “Ok. Are they ‘peacefuls’, raspberries, culturally enriched or in any way trans?”

        “No they’re able bodied white Christian folk.”

        “Ah, well I’m afraid there’s nothing HM Govt can do for the indigenous hard-working folk of this land. Times are tough for everyone you know especially us here in parliament. Anyway got to shoot. Having a tennis luncheon at Wimbledon with Sir Dickie Branson-Pickle to discuss how to reduce minimum wage for his rail employees…”

        “They’re travellers.”

        “WHAT!?!”

        “Yes. Travellers.”

        “How long are they staying?”

        “A couple of weeks.”

        “So shall we call it £2 million then??”

        “That’ll do nicely. Enjoy Wimbledon Minister.”

        (CLICK!)

        Funny how money is always available for the most undeserving of causes isn’t there.

      • Thanks for that. Years ago had interview with Midlands council in waste disposal. Was asked by right on interviewers how I would assist an illiterate but valued member of the travelling community in applying for a fairly complex licence. Whilst I am a cunt I’m not a total twat and said politely that I would not assist them as their illiteracy would preclude them from complying with the technical and legal duties. Fuck me you’d thought I suggested gassing them. I didn’t get the job!

  18. Any feeling of hate that is directed at your actual diddy ìs 100% their own fault, they live by their own rules and treat non-gypies with utter contempt , we are a crop that they harvest at will.

  19. When i was in Poland seeing the in laws last year , some Gypsy’s , thats Polish for Pikey, camped up near by, when Polish plod showed up the scum couldn’t get off the site quick enough, the same goes for squatters , if they don’t move when told to fuck off , they get the shit beaten out of them. No compo or expensive court case, just old fashioned common sense. As a result Pikeys stay well away from society .

  20. I’ve heard rocksalt (in 12 bore cartridges) works wonders for a dose of the pikeys!

  21. Just when you thought you’d heard it all…..

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45323933

    How the fuck can a 9 year old kid know he’s ‘gay’?

    Where does this lunacy end?

    Only 4 days of abuse? Pussy.

    But hang on, how can the ‘mother’ be so specific?

    No detail on how the 9 year old killed himself, hang on, how would a 9 year old know how to kill itself?

    I smell a rat, could it be ‘mum’ killed him?

    I bet when the truth comes out Al-BBCeer don’t cover it.

    • Like I say “P” isn’t very far from being added to the ever growing list of LGBTQIA letters.

      In fact in Holland they’re reticent on prosecuting “peacefuls” who knob/marry 12yr olds because it’s “cultural”.

      Won’t be long before Sir Jimmy is reinstated as a national treasure who just had “different” tastes.

      Any kid below the age of puberty who identifies themselves in terms of any sexual preference has been abused.

      And I’m sorry, it is as simple as that!

  22. Lukaku… You cunt…
    You useless couldn’t score in Hamburg with a grand up your arse, overpriced, ovepaid,
    Ray Charles could do better, worse than Birtles, totally bobbins, sitter missing fucking cunt!

    • I feel your pain Norman.

      Mourinho is a total twat of the highest calibre.

      Good news probably gone by Xmas.

      • He’ll be gone by the end of the week at this rate. I’ve resisted joining tree Mourinho out bandwagon until now but that was fucking dire.

      • A new song for Mournho: ‘Are you Sexton in disguise?’

        Told you Big H would have no problem against United’s defensive clowns… This is worst than the days of Ralphie Milne, Colin Gibson, and Slippery Jim Leighton…. It’s not the same as Fergie in 89… Mourinho’s public demeanor is awful and the football to watch is fucking diabolical… The club are cunts: who want to push social media for mongs who lap up Pogba and Lingard’s stupid cunt antics…. Club isn’t focused anymore on pitch, but off it…. We are fucked…

      • Harry Kane is the best natural centre forward (excluding Ronaldo because he’s converted) in the world. Don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say he’s the new Jimmy Greaves.

      • Man Utd “fans” getting selfies with the man of the match he’s Spurs you silly cunts, what the fuck has happened to football?

  23. It is sad day when Jewish MP’s have to engage protection officers to attend a Labour conference.

    • Indeed.
      One wonders just how the fuck is Comrade Corbyn still holding the rudder?!

      • Because the overwhelming Labour membership (Momentum) is firmly behind him and the far left position he represents.

        The MPs (especially the Jewish ones and non Corbynites) can go to Hell as far as he’s concerned… and no doubt will when they’re deselected by Momentum over the coming months and years.

    • Drama queens. In the end it will backfire. The obvious and incessant shitstirring by Labour Friends of Israel and its shadowy backers will result in actual, undiluted antisemitism spreading far and wide. You don’t get English irony if you don’t see that.

      Or maybe you do, and eagerly await that outcome? I hear Netanyahu’s very keen on white Jewish immigrants exercising their right to return, in order to balance excess numbers of non-Jewish Israelis/Palestinians…

  24. Ruff Tuff a simple question – if there are black Jews and white Jews how can there be a Jewish ‘race’?

    • I have no idea Miles. Maybe the black ones are Jews by religion rather than race? Best leave this one for Kravdarth to answer, if he can be arsed.

  25. What I thought just as I posted it. Fuck the subject. But what is passed on matrilineally?

    • You’re making my fucking brain hurt now Miles…

      “Orthodox Judaism follows matrilineal descent. Orthodox Judaism holds that anyone with a Jewish mother also has irrevocable Jewish status; in other words, even if someone with a Jewish mother converts to another religion, that person is still considered Jewish by Jewish Law.”

      Check it out:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matrilineality_in_Judaism

  26. Whilst I partially agree with JR Cuntley’s assertation that there’s entirely too much Brexit talk on here, the general chat seems to have moved on to Jewiness, for some reason!?
    A mental image just popped into my head that might be a little offensive:
    Star (of David) Wars starring Hanukkah Solo and his trusty sidekick Jewbacca.
    The image is making me laugh. Now Jeremy Corbyn has made an appearance in my imagination as The Emperor!

  27. Has anyone seen the bbc website about people getting the right fucking ‘ump in Germany? Get ready everyone!!!!!!!

  28. Pikies – not a race. They are either Caucasian (at a push) or possibly a Neanderthal hangover. Either way, they are mostly whiteys, just like many of us, no matter if they are from Ireland or Romania.

    That is where the similarity ends. These filthy skidmarks waddle over from their fixed abodes in the Emerald Isle every summer to carry out their annual pilfering, tree cutting and driveway tarmacking, whilst extracting as much as they can from poor sods in the UK. It seems when the weather cools, the filthy shites go back to Ireland to enjoy their spoils. I have never seen a winter pikey encampment where I live.

    They leave mounds of faeces, litter and discarded mattresses, washing machines, etc. in their wake. Members of the local encampment that we suffered several weeks ago had even tried to steal dogs from owners whilst they were out walking them.

    They really are the lowest form of civilisation, although civilisation is a misnomer when discussing the dids; the world would be a better place if they were gassed like badgers. A diddicoy culling, if you will.

  29. A friend of mine and his wife bought a house in Mullingar – a town in the Irish midlands. Within a few weeks travellers had arrived. Here is what he observed. Bonfires nearly ever night with all night drinking sessions. Children peeing and shitting on the road. Women knocking on peoples doors trying to get money. Horses allowed to roam freely in peoples gardens.

    They really are the lowest of the low.

  30. Strafing runs by an A10 warthog and reaper drones.

    Thats the only way to deal with ‘do as you likeys’ .

    They don’t understand subtlety.

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