Rodrigo Alves [2]

Posted on by

i would like to cunt Rodrigo Alves. who he ? i hear you ask. well he is the human barbie ‘Ken ‘ . fuck my old boots what a fuckin specimen. what the fuck is that all about? i’d never heard of him until i saw a trailer for Celebrity Big Brother, obviously i don’t watch the shit. google him . what a sad sad individual.

Nominated by richard1

(Excuse the grammar and typing but we couldn’t be arsed to correct it – Admin)

77 thoughts on “Rodrigo Alves [2]”

  3. Apparently, after many operations, his nose doesn’t work properly. Well, duh…as an American might say.
    One can only imagine the state of his other faculties. I’ll bet his ringpiece looks like an enormous blood orange after one too many frenzied Lubbockings.

  5. Speaking of fucked up attention seekers just heard about the fat cunt Salmond. I’ve got such a stupid wide grin on my face you’d think Rodrigo’s surgeon had been having a go at it after 10 pints of wifebeater.
    How many times have I heard this smug remoaning hypocrite having a pop at Trump for exactly the same allegations. The only difference is that Tango man actually got his end away whereas Fatboy had to settle for jerking himself off behind his locked office door!
    What a cunt. What a wanker. Suck on that you fat slimy prick.

    • As he was so keen on taking Big Don to pieces for his sexual peccadillo’s sounding like a fiery Church of Scotland Minister, its nice to see Rab C Salmond having to defend his previous minor molestations aired in the press and watching him squirm even more satisfying. Karma may not always be instant as Lennon wrote but it gets you in the end. Revenge is a dish best served up by a media looking for blood. One of the biggest cunts ever to hale from the land of the skirted men.

      • Maybe Salmond will get prison visits from Sturgeon.

        Then again, he might possibly off himself from the top landing of Barlinnie, if some weegie mobster doesn’t d/w him first.

  6. Surely he’s mentally disturbed. Why has he not been locked away in an asylum with copious amounts of electric shock treatment for both his own protection and to protect the public from ever seeing such horror?

  7. I thought this was a joke until I googled the cunt…………..I remain ( unusually ) at a loss to post….

  8. I have this plastic prick in my suicide squad, as this worthless, look at me oxygen thief is a prime candidate for at least a cry for help (attention seeking) half arsed attempt at topping itself, hopefully going further than he planned. All this plastic surgery narcissism is fucked, silly slags walking around looking like someone is pulling their hair, with lips that looked like they have been kicked in the mouth by a horse. Vacuous slags like Katie Price and the dregs from towie/Chelsea are role models for a generation of brain dead whores, whose only ambition is to become a footballers punchbag. Cunts, every last fucking one of them.

      • The suicide squad is still going.No one in it has topped themselves though.

      • Comments are closed though, Shaun. I bet each of us could name another 20 for Top of the *Topped*.

      • We had to restrict the time scale on comments after the Rickie troll cunt hijacked the Ranting Penguin. I

        The cunts latch onto old posts and take them over with their fucking nonsense

  9. Saw a documentary about this cunt a couple of years ago. Apparently he inherited a load of money and decided to spend a big chunk of it on prettying himself up. There was nothing wrong with his “before” photo but he is obviously a fairy and this is his idea of an attractive man. If he could find a bloke who looks exactly like him he’d be laughing. As it is, he can’t laugh because he might find his fucking face on the floor.

    • Very true.
      I’ve noticed that a lot of pooves seem to bend with mirror images…
      Got to be rampant narcissism

  10. It is with deep regret that I interrupt this cunting to report the sad and premature death of one of the cuntry’s Great Cunts, of whom you may never have heard either. (Anyone who ridicules politics is Great, and being a Cunt was essential to the act)

    Without exceeding two units a day, please raise your glasses to the memory of Melodie Staniforth. RIP Melodie.

    https://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/tributes-former-monster-raving-loony-15069168

      • Just another bunch of cunts who want to scare us so they can control us and tax the fuck out of us. (for our own good)
        In an ideal world (for them) we return from our wage slavery and sit in front of the idiot box with our mouths open filling our empty heads with their endless propaganda.
        Fuck that and fuck them! I’m getting pissed!

      • The Monster Raving Loony Party’s policy of having air conditioners fitted on the outside of buildings to combat global warming was a truly inspired bit of thinking!

        Rebel without a Cunt should steal it for inclusion in his Common Sense Party manifesto.

      • Well I’ve actually done research on the group that did this study and the results indicate they are absolute cunts!!!
        Next weeks study?
        Is breathing good or bad for you?
        Fucking pricks!!!

      • BBC reports that oxygen will not be available to UK citizens in the event of a hard Brexit…

      • According to the guardian the U.K. imports 75% of its oxygen from the EU …..😂
        I’m stockpiling mine already hbh

  12. Wee Alex Salmond is in the news I see.
    I am simply distraught that this great and very proud Scotsman should be brought to his knees like this. I take no pleasure whatsoever, no , I really don’t, that this poor man having been humiliated by the Jock Referendum defeat , then losing his Westminster seat has now been accused of harassing women.
    It’s been on all the channels news bulletins so he is very clearly protesting his innocence and we must all believe that that is the case until it is proven one way or the other.
    Meanwhile please I beg you think of his poor wife. Remember them both in your prayers.
    Amen.

    • Salmond with his fat ugly head on the libtard, feminazi chopping block. It’s a beautiful sight.

    • If only that stinking heap of shit Dominic Grieve could be caught out dogging on Hampstead Heath in frilly knickers, stockings and stilletos. Ditto Fukka Ummuna, and all those fucking self righteous Remainers.

      As regards that revolting Rodrido Alves cunt, he/she/it was just made for shitty *reality* shows, where every kind of kinky practice and perversion is lauded as *brave* by the poofy ponces who produce it. If TV wants to save money they should show the test card which is more entertaining than most ITV/Channel 5 crap.

  13. This is one of those cases where no text is actually needed in order to proceed with a cunting. The picture says it all. Fucking hell, what a specimen.

  14. What a disgraceful this cunt is, I don’t know who is worse this cunt or the cunts who give this piece of cunt publicity.
    Anyways it’s Notting Hill Carnival this weekend cunters. I’ll be there cunters… Smoking, drinking and skanking to some riddims. I send out an open invitation to all cunters to attend… We could have the Is a cunt sound system.
    Anyways if you wanna meet up I’ll be the mixed race cunt hanging abaaaaaht between Portobello Road and All saints Road I’ll be easy to find…not many of us there. 😀

    • PS My mate Dave’s uncle’s cousin’s friend said to tell you all he’s got some goodies for sale.
      I know naffink abaaaaaht it of course.

      • Will Dawn Butler be there? Bollocking any honkey who is tempted to have a go on the steel drums.

      • As London’s murder rate has today passed 100, getting through the carnival this year will be akin to Snake Plissken escaping from New York.

      • Do you mean the Rotten Hell Carnivore festival? I honestly don’t know whether that’s been or not yet. I only know that every year, the Stepfordianly lefty press cover the orgy of drugs, rape and murder as the ‘greatest celebration of diversity’ London boasts, etc.

    • I’ll be the distinguished looking gentleman blacked-up with boot polish,dressed as Bootsy Collins,driving a 1970s pimpmobile screaming “Where da white wimmin?”….You will be sure to introduce me to your friends,won’t you, B+WC?

      Looking forward to it.

      🙂 .

  15. With whatever his name is in this cunting I think you are looking at the future sadly for a lot of people in this country.
    Give it another 10 years and this cunts like this will be commonplace.
    Gender neutral, lbtgqui+, strange looking cunts, and if you stare at them you’ll be arrested for inciting something or another.
    By then it’ll be love Island series 70, Big Brother 340 and who has the neatest shit after they’ve been to the toilet series 7. Fuck this bullshit I’m getting and making what I can then I’ll be off to some normal country for a while.

    • Glad you’re still with us B&WC…you’ve been a quiet fellow of late.

      • Cheers TTCE, been quite busy. I’m part of the furniture in these parts, always reading ISAC but not always commenting.

  16. More Corbyn cuntitude revealed today.

    This snearing, vile Jew hater is a traitorous snivelling scum cunt of nuclear grade proportions.

    Ebola would be too good for him.

    • Do you do British irony, Krav?

      I see we’re back to 2013 in our attempts to beast Corbyn, now. And that with the full co-operation of the media. Just hug to your all-inclusive breast the thought of Blair, in a kippah, emoting at the burial of the former terrorist Ariel Sharon, while pretending to be an impartial peace broker.

      • Corbyn supports people who wish to destroy my way of life; me and mine as well if we disagree. Therefore he is my enemy likewise those who travel the same path.

      • “Attempts to beast Corbyn”?

        No need – Corbyn is strictly self beasting.

        And the cunt wouldn’t recognise English irony if it beheaded him in the desert.

  17. The cunt also had ribs removed to make his waist smaller. True story. It’s bizarre because he had the opposite done to his chocolate starfish. It’s like the Blackwater tunnel and doesn’t even need to push when he drops an 8 ball. What a cunt. I hope he wins the next episode of celebrity suicide.

  18. All that money and surgery and the daft cunt looks like one of the “Robots of Death” from Tom Baker era Dr Who.
    Just give him a blow over with some metallic paint…

  19. No idea who this cunt is and having checked if I care I found it’s impossible for me to care any less than I do. However, in some uplifting news that uber cunt John McCain has decided to halt his brain cancer treatment. Back stabbing piece of shit he is. We all know Tango Man will lay it on thick about McCain’s public service and glittering career in politics blah blah blah when the old cunt finally croaks. But behind the scenes I’m sure he’s delighted, as we all are, at that bastard’s imminent demise. Fuck off McCain.

    • His chips are not too bad but I suppose the cunt’s had those now. Who has him in the Pool?

  20. Oh Fucking JOY! At last a flickering glint orf light in the stygean gloom orf this Brexit betrayal. Did I say stygean? Do I mean Sturgeon? No I refer to Salmond and the stench orf rotting fish. Allegations have been made regarding sexual misconduct aboit which we make no comment. However we do rejoice at the depth orf crapola that the cunt is now in. No comment or support from his old oppo Sturgeon. Hung oit to dry in a shitestorm.
    Yours Truly will retire this night a very happy bunny.

  22. This literal freak personifies the utterly plumbed depths of the depravity of reality TV and gender dysphoria combined. I type this as a securely gay gay having a shit on his bog with the laptop perched on the pull-out soap-drawer of the sink. Fuck him, and fuck ‘rainbow’ ‘pride’. I want no part of the ‘seven colours’ of human freaky, whatever combination of letters they are officially bastardising now. I just like men’s cocks and arses aesthetically and carnally, and that’s it. I don’t want a parade, I don’t want spangles and banners. One of my greatest, simple pleasures in life, is taking a big shit like I’m currently doing. I love fart and shit jokes and toilet humour, and I love being filthy and as politically incorrect as possible when making puns and jokes and innuendo. My friends, relatives and colleagues love it in return. Be a gay, against the grain, and be done with it. We’ve won all the rights we need. Don’t align us with the xyzqpdsrererwer freaks, because they don’t need us, and we certainly don’t need their deleterious trash.

  23. ‘Sorry mate…. But we gon batter Spurs and Win the title…. Don’t @me I’m tired of the negative fans bullshit and crap’….

    That is word for word what some ‘diehard United fan’ called Dwayne M Kiambati posted on Twatter… A diehard red from Kenya? Your typical thick as fuck never been to Manchester Bogo Bogo knobend and social media tosspot nu-footie mong and total cunt….
    ‏

  24. If some cunt went into hospital demanding to have their right arm amputated above the elbow so they could be like Admiral Lord Nelson then they’d be locked up in a mental institution!

    This is no different IMO.

    I bet the cunt looks a complete horror without the 2 inches of slap he (is it a he?) obviously shoves on his f’yess each day!

    • Actually there are people like that and more surprisingly there are surgeons who will do exactly what they are asked.

  25. Apparently this sack of shit got bollocked on Celebrity Big Wanker yesterday for using the N word. Later, he threw a hissy and stormed out.
    Fuck off back to America and fucking stay there cunt.

  26. Poor fucked up assblasted Rodrigo just wants to be white like alot of latinos obess about looking pale skinned. Regardless of his reals reasons hes so vanity obsessed, Why not just buy a mask?! and save yourself the dosh

    No way I would piss 1 million on plastic surgeries to look like a fucking ken barbie doll. There are better, more entertaining ways to throw your money out the window lads

  27. What the fuck is that? Is it a tranny or what? Or some new incarnation of global-homo-multi-culti-gay-plex that I need to look up?

  28. Cunt got kicked out of Celeb Big Cunter for dropping the n-bomb. The publicity this cunt-tard gets the better. Hopefully when it all dries up he’ll top himself although there will be an increase in plastic pollution. Perhaps he will be in the 8% that gets recycled and part of the cunt will show up in my Morrisons plastic bag. What a cunt.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45307058

  29. He describes himself as a tv personality and entertainer. Exactly the reason I don’t watch television. Narcissistic little twat needs to do everyone a favour and kill himself. Utter cunt.

  30. The Media, celebs and politicians are always asking us to be more aware of mental health issues so when I saw this poor chap I tweeted that I was aware that he he was clearly mentally ill. The result was I was haranged by the same individuals who go on and on about mental health issues and blocked by some of them. Funny old world. This bloke is clearly suffering from mental illness aand we should not be encouraging this mentally ill behaviour as it will not do him any good. I might even add him to the dead pool as the end result is sadly inevitable.

Comments are closed.