Lenny Henry [4]

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BBC luvvie Sir Lenny Henry will be celebrating his 60th birthday on 29th August.

The corporation have decided to commemorate the occasion with a Sir Lenny Henry 60th Birthday Special. For your diaries it will be shown on Wednesday 22nd August (actually not his birthday) at 8pm.

The comedy extravaganza is to be hosted by racist and former newsreader Sir Trevor McDonald and featuring the unfunny racist one from Tiswas (spot the connection) and the extremely memorable Premier Inn adverts, (as to be honest I am struggling to find anything meaningful he has done in the last 20 years).

They will be joined by special guests we all thought unfunny the first time round, many, many years ago.

Make sure not to miss it, as it promises to be an evening you will never forget and a real fucking treat.

Nominated by Willie Stroker

43 thoughts on “Lenny Henry [4]”

    • Hello! Muh name is Deekus… Uh am from Jamaica.

      Uh came here in.. Um.. Um.. Um.. A boat.

      That was actually funny at the time.

  2. I must have missed this televisual treat. Did they , by any chance, show any clips of Sir Lenny doing his rolling eyed, dimmo darkie routine with which he made his name? Or was that brushed under that carpet at Jimmy Savile House that looks like a relief map of the Himilayas?
    I can’t recall this two bob cunt ever making me laugh but if the BBC loves you then you are made for life. You even get a knighthood for sucking the Establishment cock.

  4. One of the biggest cunts and hypocrites in the history of British television history…
    This obnoxious and pompous twat made a name for himself by playing up to racial stereotypes to the hilt… The decondensed milk butties, That crappy Barry White impression, Delbert Cuntkins, numerous Rasta parodies, ‘Oooooo-Kaaaay’ etc….Yet now the chippy cunt pretends all that never happened and that he’s always been some sort of racial crusader… Which is bolliocks, as we all know… And no doubt ‘Sir’ Lenny of Cunt will be the first to go on about ‘blackface’ and ‘cultural appropriation’, yet this was the cunt who was made up to be a white man in his (spectacularly failed) attempt to get into Hollywood (the dreadfully shite ‘Double Identity’)… But, of course, that’s something else the cunt has conveniently airbrushed out of his ‘official (ie: BBC)’ history… I don’t think people now know just how unfunny Sir Lenny Cunt was… That BBC show he had was the TV equivalent of a steaming apres-vindaloo turd…. Crappy impressions of every black entertainer around at the time… The Michael Jackson one being particularly gruesome… Now, I’ve never been a Jacko fan by any means… But Henry rhyming the words to ‘Thriller’ with ‘Aston Villa’ as prime time entertainment?! And people think the BBC is shit now…. His Prince send-up was also diabolically shite… Yet this cunt now has the nerve to lecture others about how black people are (or aren’t) portrayed in the media… Oh, and if he wants more black people on the telly, Sir Lenny of Cunt should fuck off and watch Crimewatch or Police Camera Action, the fucking cunt…

    There… Feel better for that.. Off to work now…

    • Did I ever mention that he’s married to that equally unfunny lard-arse Don French ?
      Couldn’t remember…!

  5. Thanks for the heads up WS
    Definitely one to avoid
    Henry had his moments but that was a long long time ago, since then he’s been riding the charidy horse for all it’s worth.saw him on some cooking show and fuck me sideways he said KATANGA!! Everybody laughed I presume out of embarrassment!! Cunt!

    • If he really was so serious about fighting for the rights of his ‘people’ and raging against the oppression of racism then why the fuck did he accept a knighthood? Surely the epitome of going balls deep up the white British Establishment arsehole.

  6. henrys About as funny as Philip Hammond!!
    Lucky for this cunt comedians aren’t paid by result ie actually making people laugh! He wouldn’t find himself tucked up in a premier inn with his fucking teddy bear that’s for sure….😡

    • Sorry forgot to mention Henry did exhibit some comedic traits how else could you explain him keeping a straight face whilst harpooning beluga whale dawn French?

    • Seconded.

      Well done Admin for the most excellent work that you do on behalf of this site, and the pressure release it allows us.

      • Venting prevents explosion…….

        Thirded admin. Hard but appreciated job yous do

  8. I remember that cunt from the old Tiswas days when I was just a kid and ogling over Sally James’ rack and tight arse. He was unfunny even then, and yes he would play to the usual black stereotypes just to get his name out there!

    I was lucky enough to get an invite to a Tiswas show in the late 70s as one of the kids standing behind Chris Tarrant & James’. It was great fun quite frankly, and Tarrant used to swear like a trooper off-air during the ad-breaks. But Henry would turn up with his dreadful Dudley drone and bring the whole vibe down with his shit humour, especially when on one scene he dressed up as a cannibal with a fake plastic bone in his afro hair, pointing fingers at us kids while rubbing his tummy!

    But as has been commented on already here, fame has quickly changed his VS tune, and all of that shit from the 70s is conveniently forgotten about. In fact don’t be too surprised if he does a #MeToo gripe saying that the producers of Tiswas, along with Tarrant and James “forced” him into playing those black characters, and “I was a victim to the white man!” bollocks

    Cunt

    * The number of times I wanked over Sally James’ and her wet t-shirts on that show; lovely boobs and really hard nips that stood out like hat pegs. Happy teenage days!

    • A young Sally James with a faceful of cream…

      A wistful thought for a now middle-aged man!

    • James was a definite prick-tease back then. I was an avid viewer of Tiswas compared to the boring shite on the BEEB that was Noel Edmond’s multi-coloured wank shop, that was airing at the same time of a Saturday morning.

      James used to wear all sorts of outfits, including leathers, schoolgirl uniforms, a nurse, teacher etc, and would always make it a habit to bend over here, bend over there; or jump up and down in mock-shock when a bucket of water was dumped over her head, splashing yet another tight t-shirt!

      I am pretty sure she went through lots of double-entendres throughout the show, but obviously us kids didn’t have a clue what they meant.

      I memory serves, Tarrant, James and Henry went on to do a later night adult version of Tiswas called “OTT” – but that really was utter wank!

  9. Sally James …….
    Ready aim fire !!!!!!
    Trigger throat you see a la blackadder firing squad !!!!!!!

  10. Off topic, but…

    The Chief Rabbi comparing Jeremy Corbyn’s anti-semitism to Enoch Powell’s ‘Rivers of Blood’ speech is ridiculous and highly offensive to the memory of Enoch Powell.

    A far closer parallel for Corbyn would be the anti-semitic rhetoric of Oswald Mosley.

    Corbyn not fit to lick the shit off Powell’s shoes.

    Most worthy Cunting btw Willie. Tiswas has-been lauded out of all proportion to his meagre talents.

    • “Corbyn not fit to lick the shit off Powell’s shoes”

      I can agree with that much at any rate. But both were victims of a sustained political campaign to neutralise their mass appeal.

      I cannot remember any issue affecting the leader of any UK political party ever being the subject of so much headline news, or with so little, and such unconvincing evidence. I note that we have moved from accusations of Labour antisemitism conveniently highlighted when Corbyn became leader, and sustained continuously since, to accusations that Corbyn is personally antisemitic, based on (a) his attendance at a memorial event for some Arabs who didn’t like Israel and (b) a remark taken out of context which would have been laughed off by anyone with a sense of humour. Both while he was an obscure, bolshy and rather eccentric backbencher, rather than the leader of a once-respectable party. What’s he supposed to do? Go back in time and unsay the awful things?

      Bugger that. When a minority religion starts dictating who should and should not lead a major party, and stirring the shit on such specious grounds, it’s time to take a hard, hard look at the influence of our non-state religions – all of them, equally – on our body politic.

      Think you’d find one of them, closely linked to a well-known apartheid state, has rather more influence than any of the others.

      • “When a minority religion starts dictating who should and should not lead a major party…”

        Perish the thought – thank ‘God’ we’re not living in Iran!

        Judaism? Islam? Christianity? RELIGION CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF out of politics.

  11. Lenny Henry made it big when he exploited his race and had no issues with it.

    Fuck him.

    • Didn’t he do a show called “Three of a Kind” with Tracy Ullman back in the mid 80s?

      I remember him doing a skit on either that show or his own show, emphasizing the “exploitation” of black men, by saying “Is it cus I’m black?” when his character got rejected for something or other in the skit.

  12. I have said it before on here but I really fail to see that Lenny Henry has any comic talent whatsoever. His ‘routine’, if you could call it such comprised this black buffoon bellowing until his nuts hit resonant frequency in a Dudley/*African/*Jamaican accent.

    Nowadays, a gangly, BAME-obsessing cunt whose only existence on our screens and in the media appears to be for annoying the fuck out of people. I can’t recall one show he has been in which has been funny. The Fosters (shit), Three of a Kind (Two cunts and a Doris), Tiswas (token Chicken George) and Premier Inn Ads (How the fucking bed didn’t snap like a match and the ceiling in the flat below didn’t fall in I don’t know).

    I am sure there are people out there that think I am being unfair to Sir Lenworth, but the man has the indelible mark of a cunt and there is very little that I or the other cunters on here can do to remedy this.

    * Poorly executed

  13. I could just about tolerate the existence of this nonentity when he was playing the cunt on all his decades of unfunny ‘comedy’ shows and the shitfest that is Comic Relief. Mainly because I never watched any of them anyway and could avoid.

    But I began to bristle when he wormed his way insidiously into things I do watch like ‘The Syndicate’ and ‘Broadchurch’. In these he was an educationally subnormal imbecile (full marks for being himself there!). You can just see the commissioning lovelys at Albeebzera ticking a few racial quota boxes and fulfilling a pet project to convert a comedian into an actor. “And he’s black as well….fandabidosi !!”

    The dalliances with Shakespeare in an attempt to broaden his range are another example of this and who watches that shit anyway?
    Knighthood-for fucks sake….I can barely think of a single actor/sportsman/politician who deserves any sort of honour even posthumously just for doing their job like the rest of us do each end every day!!!

  16. Looked up this Sir Lenny on you tube.Nearly every video had 1987,1989,1984,1981,1988 etc as its original broadcast date.A couple even went back to 1976-77.The most recent was 1993.Talk about flogging a dead cunt.

  17. Katanga !!

    My how we laughed.
    I wont use Premier Inns in case this cunt is there.

  18. Great news

    Sir Lenny Henry 60th Birthday Show to be repeated on BBC1 at 11.15pm tonight.

    What did he receive his knighthood for again exactly?

    Buggered if I know.

    • Well Willie, he is a much bigger cunt than that in real life.

      I had the misfurtune to witness his sheer unadulterated, chip on shoulder, YT hating cuntishness on a few occasions when on a job by his house.

      He is also not as tall as you think he is and generally looked and smelled like a fucking tramp.

      The wife will back me up on this one. She was a manager of a supermarket him and that land whale he was married to used to stroll in looking like something the cat puked up and I am reliably informed by Mrs Balls they stank.
      Stroppy fuckers too.

  20. What is Lenny Henry good for ???
    I have never understood why the useless twat is put on a pedestal and given a knighthood. I have never met anyone who has a decent word for the cunt. There is a gaggle of them that appeared as alternative comedians in the early 80’s and have stuck in the BBC like fuckin ticks ever since. They all appear on that squeaky little cunts Hootnany Jools cunting Holland . Dawn French , Jennifer Saunders, Lenny Henry, Rowland Rivron,Cunts from the young ones. Not one of them are funny in the slightest. This Cunt Henry should be doing shows at Butlins, his juvenile brand of humour is only suitable for 5 year olds.

  21. He is a “star/celebrity ” so is a cunt by default.
    Given half a chance he will pontificate on all manner of subjects at which he will be an expert, naturally.

  22. Little M’tebh and the village say happy birthday from sunny Africa, now build us our fucking well !

  24. This is one unfunny cunt, never has been,never will be, the only way I would ever find him remotely amusing is if he was to bash in his own head with a blunt instrument on this yrs Comic relief, I might even chuck £5 at that.!!

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