I had to take Mrs. Boggs for a blood test. We will gloss over the two and a half hour wait we had to see the fucking legalised vampire, and the discomfort of sitting under a fucking glass roof all that time. What I can’t forgive is the way the fucking place looks like a cross between a crappy shopping mall and *services* on a motorway: bottles of sodding water on sale for £1.75, a KitKat for £1.25 and apple for 80p, intermixed with stalls selling handbags, make-up and other wimmins things, all at jaw-dropping deluxe prices. As a final insult some old cunt was banging on a GRAND PIANO which the builder/contractor left as a *gift*. The fucking place cost many millions just a few years ago so it is a very expensive gift.
Of course the reason we have hospitals posing as shopping centres is due to that motherfucker Gordon Brown, and his love of PFI, aided by Lady Mandelson Dr Goebells-Campbell and arsehole of the century Anthony Blair. It reminds you again what a fucking menace New Labour was and could be again due to all the poofy Blairites clogging up parliament like a giant turd. Fuck them all.
Nominated by W.C.Boggs
P. F. I: Pathetic Fucked up Idicocy.
Brown, Blair, Mandy, et al. They fucked up our economy but nowhere near as much as McDonald would…….
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And as we both know Krav, chums like G4S , Serco, ( in its many guises ) and uncle “Benny ( the factor ) ” made amazing returns from our collective generosity. I personally love nothing better than to give my dosh to some cunt in a deckchair
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When I lived in Naaarge, my GP referred me to the brand spanking new N & N (PFI, natch) Hospital, very conveniently situated for cuntsultants, bang opposite the driveway to Norfolk’s most exclusive golf club.
I waited bloody ages for any news of an appointment (for a finger with carpal tunnel syndrome – I admit it, even my fingers carp…). One day, a rather apologetic minion phoned.
“Are you…mobile ?” he asked
“Well, I can walk, use public transport, am not in a wheelchair…Does that help ?”
“Well, you’d be seen a lot quicker if you went to the West Suffolk, in Bury St. Edmunds.”
Out of kindness to the dear old NHS, and not being a cunt or a gimmegrunt, I agreed.
Oh, I had a lovely day pootling around on what’s left of the E Anglian railway “network”; John Betjeman would have been proud of me.
Unlike the great man, I decided NOT to wear a dodgy mac, or take my teddy bear for company on the journey.
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PFI= license to print fucking money. Legalised theft involving Blair shifting shedloads of taxpayers money into the insatiable pockets of his greedy friends.
Possibly the biggest con trick ever played in this country but, hey, it’s early……..i’m sure I can come up with a few more.
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The NHS is shit. Like all religions, its devotees cannot stand criticism of their idol.
Fuck them.
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I thought a certain esteemed cunter had ‘fuck them’ trademarked? 😀
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I’ve actually had trouble from this gentleman before, I believe. He quite obviously raids my archives and passes the intelligent,well-written and thought provoking articles off as his own work…Outrageous.
Of course the rubbish bits are all his own work.
🙂 .
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You rotter Dick; you promised you wouldn’t tell after our encounter at Elton’s last soirée.
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PPI first introduced by John Major in 1992.At first it was opposed by the Labour party, who promptly did an about turn once in power.
We should have stopped the foreign aid budget and had nothing to do with PPI, it’s a complete rip off.
Good morning.
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PFI, FUCKING PFI, NOT PPI.What a daft cunt I am. I demand to be cunted.
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Jack, You’re a PFICK, Fuck Off you Cunt….. (sorry,but it’s early and my bile duct hasn’t reached peak performance yet. However don’t worry, I’m sure I’ll be able to deliver a sound Cunting to you later.)
Glad to help.
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Good morning Dick.That will keep me going for now thanks.
I was originally going to blame the demon predictive text, but I’m feeling unusually honest this morning.
Worrying.
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PPI scammers are in about the same league as PFI contractors, so no worries.
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True Jack, but any man who wanted to give Edwina Curry a nobbing more than once can’t be all there, so in mitigation I would say the balance of his mind was disturbed. It would be like me wanting to get Anna Soubry or Jess Miseryguts Phillips drawers down and the todger in. If I did that I would have lost my marbles. Our shithole was built just after Iraq and just prior to Blair losing half his majority in 2005 so I put it down to cuntsville New Labour and their smarmy devious poncy ways.
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As bad as old swivel eye himself was I would take him over the Maybot right now
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I know, that’s how fucking bad she is!
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A few years ago they built,at vast expense,a shiny new hospital in my area under the PFI system. Now they can’t afford to keep the Emergency dept. open at nights. It’s nearly 50 miles to the nearest one now….Isn’t progress wonderful?
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Yes and being stretched to fuck has absolutely nothing to do with the artificial inflation of numbers requiring the use of those services.
That’s waycist.
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There’s a future cunting right there: progress. Or, more particularly, the exhortation that public authorities and private concerns alike make to ’embrace change’. Even, if as is often the case, the change in question (PFI being a good example) makes about as much sense as Stanley Unwin on crack…
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Oh, I’ll “embrance change”, sure enough…
If she’s a busty, 5’10” blonde, maybe called Charlotte Change, all tastes catered for.
Otherwise FO & do one.
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Aaah, Stanley Unwin…
“PFI freebycuntloaders” ??
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this is totally irelevant to the above cunting, but its saturday and I am about to leave the office for two weeks holiday.
Of course I cant just leave, I have put a post it note on a colleagues phone suggesting that he may like to sniff it (maybe its been used to scratch my arse?)
so what does he do next?
Probably reach for the tub of industrial hand wipes on the other table I recon……
This would probably be the same tub that I have “accidently” filled with paint pigment from the paint mixing machine, the makings of at least a weeks worth of smurf hands.
My friends I am the proverbial cunt
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Love it!
How do you know he won’t lick the post it first? There could be a flaw in your cunning plan!
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We’ve got a few of those PFI abominations near us,(supermarkets masquerading as hospitals; schools charged £85 to change the lightbulb etc etc.) Both cost £100m to build but are already falling to pieces long before the final £500m bills are paid in 2050…..at which point they’ll need to be demolished and rebuilt.
Appreciate the swivel eyed incompetent is a complete cunt but he’ll always get my gratitude for being the cunt who defied that All Time Biggest Cunt Blair and kept us out of the Euro. You’ve only got to see the misery inflicted on the poor old Greeks to see that even when Brexit doesn’t happen, at least we can retain still the Pound.
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Amazing that quartet of Cunts mentioned in the headline post are still blighting our lives , still expecting us to listen to them??
They have absolutely no self awareness or shame!!
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That’s cos they’re all Psychopaths Q.
Top ten signs of Psychopathy:
1. pathological lying
2. glib and superficial charm
3. grandiose sense of self
4. need for stimulation
5. cunning and manipulative
6. lack of remorse or guilt
7. shallow emotional response
8. callousness and lack of empathy
9. parasitic lifestyle
10. failure to accept responsibility
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Fuck me, first time I’ve ever got 9 out of ten on a test. Just have to work on that “parasitic lifestyle” and I’ve got the full house.
Genuinely.
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You obviously fulfil condition No.1…
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I fulfill the lot apart from No.9….Care to give me your home address so that we can discuss my psycopathy further?
Good Afternoon.
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Good afternoon Dick.
We occupy a suite of rooms at Sandringham House. Just buzz at the gate and tell the butler (Willie Stroker) you’re there to see “Creampuff”. He’ll understand.
Can’t guarantee the security services will though…
Can you make afternoon tea? Real Yorkshire tea, pot warmed, bone china cups, milk in first… and genuine McVitie’s milk chocolate digestives!
Be seeing you…
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Nice one RTCP 👍
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I genuinely don’t think I have any of those.
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Was happily enjoying the cunting while Saturday morning shopping, I’m aghast to see every old coffin dodger in the store this morning why can’t they shop while honest folk work I.e Monday- Friday the miserable stinking old cunts bastards the lot
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Anyone have Kofi Annan in the Deadpool?
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Some time back I heard a Liebour cunt being quizzed about the spiralling cost of PFI and the fact the parking charges were getting out of control, the charges are levied by the Hospital’s owner (ie Balfour Beatty et al) and not the NHS.
Said Liebour cunts response, ‘well it was the Tory’s Idea’. I’m fairly certain this was on QT and even the normally partisan audience weren’t having that one.
Gordon one eyed Brown and the cunt Tony B Liar really should be tried for treason.
These cunts really did want to join the Euro and in doing so they needed to cook the books. I can’t remember the %age level of debt to GDP that was required to join but they needed to bring it down, PFI was perfect as it removed the debt from Public Sector Borrowing figures and allowed the smoke and mirrors of a debt fuelled spending binge to power forward unabated for 12 years leaving future generations to pick up the tab.
Utter scum cunts
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Tbf to Brown, from what I’ve heard he was actually rather reluctant to join the Euro and fought to keep us out of it as Chancellor (so at least he did one thing right).
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Brown only blocked joining Euro cos Bliar was in favour.
Petulant Cunt – 2nd in uselessness only to Mavis May.
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But as sound a reason as you could wish for.
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Two and a half hour wait for a blood test? I can trump that with travelling to a hospital in another town on Wednesday, waiting four hours and then having my appointment cancelled.
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The NHS was in debt 18 months after it started in 1948. How it’s lasted this long is anyone’s guess. It should of been allocated for heart attacks ,Brocken bones , serious accidents etc. But we have now got such a huge sense of self entitlement that cunts think they should have gender reassignment, plastic surgery,health tourists , immigrants of every colour and creed , oh and mobility scooters ,don’t get me started on them cunts all on the free ,even if they haven’t payed a penny into the system . My GP said to me that the surgery can’t cope with all the scum coming in and the cost of interpreters . It’s such a huge political football, every Government is willing to pour endless cash into a failed system. If you ever have the unfortunate experience of attending A&E believe me it will scare the shit out of you, especially if you attend Brighton A&E in a Saturday night. My advice to you Cunters don’t get sick or old.
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That’s the way to go, isn’t it, Fenton?
I’d suggest a ringfenced NI scheme specifically intended to pay for the NHS and nothing else*: NI appears just to be another source of income for whatever the government of the day can’t afford at present.
Without being registered on this scheme – no free treatment. Gender reassignment etc? No NHS treatment at all. Inesssential procedures? – pay for them, cunts. That’s what private health is for.
Car parking charges at hospitals? Fuck off,you rapacious shark cunts, and especially fuck off when you are charging the staff. There is no way an NHS hospital can be in profit, but it would make sense to scalp the expensive and inefficient management structures which get in the way of trained professionals doing what they know how to do without spending half their time ticking management boxes.
IOW, KISS.
*The dole? Separate NI scheme, also ringfenced and requiring an interview BEFORE registration. No automatic entitlement. Benefits on case-by case basis.
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I nearly forgot a prime source of NHS costs: experimental IT schemes designed to connect everything to everything else digitally. HMG, lobbied by IT corp, decides to have everything digital, floats contract. Someone (likely the same IT corp) gets the contract, designs a system, and system not only fails to deliver what’s offered but fucks up the previous system. HMG pays for all this, blames NHS for overrun, blithely invites offers for new system which isn’t going to work either. Whereas paper patient records actually worked quite well…
Cunts.
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Merlin….scrapped, Link Line…..scrapped….System 1…not linked, and failing…total cost Never revealed.
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As correctly stated above, PFI was not Blair’s idea, but Major’s, and possibly Thatcher’s. Brown should certainly take some blame, though, as he should for flogging off our gold reserves at a discount and other instances of criminal book-cooking.
BUT the Usual Cunt Suspect cannot be cunted enough, though one of the many charms of ISAC is that it tries…
PFI = short term individual gain for long-term collective pain. Always Blair’s guiding principle. As the chickens come home to roost it is clear that the cunt will not be regarded – as he hoped at the time – as the saviour of the NHS, but its destroyer. And so many of his friends and placemen are beautifully situated on the boards of private healthcare firms to appreciate his foresight!
(Did have to laugh when Cherie’s scheme for putting healthcare counters in other peoples’ stores went into vertical mammary mode, though:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3501122/High-Street-health-firm-backed-Cherie-Blair-owes-creditors-5M.html
I believe the full name was Mee Mee Mee Healthcare)
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The bottom line is these firms who are given contracts by their mates in government are crap… Any company who is now contracted to clean NHS Hospitals does not do it properly… They’ve got their deal and their money and they don’t give a fuck… The reason diseases are caught in Hospitals these days is because they aren’t cleaned well enough now… There was none of this in the 60s and 70s… My auntie Alice was feared like Hitler and Napoleon combined on her ward when she was Matron at Booth Hall for 25 years… And under her watch that Hospital was spotless, day in day out, year in year out… Now you have to wear radiation suits and use sanitising to gel in those places, all because of our beloved government(s) and those grabbing, incompetent cunts they choose to do business with…
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Off topic, but related:
If you Google ‘Tony Blair’ for the ‘past 24 hours’ you will see that the Institution For Tony Blair has sent a press release to every local paper in the country -pages of them – announcing that Tony “leads tributes to ‘true statesman’ Kofi Annan”, whose exit was sadly unforeseen by Shaun yesterday. Annan is described in the presumably Blair-authored eulogy which follows, worthy of Burrell on Diana, or indeed Blair on Diana, as a ‘friend’ of Tony’s.
Nil nisi bonum. I shall refrain from mentioning some irregularities in the Iraqi food-for-oil programme, one of whose auditors appears to have been Kofi’s son, Kojo, and the subject of intensive enquiry since. Nor shall I so much as hint that Cherie’s legal expertise, valuable as it may be to the Nigerian Dangote Cement, on whose board she sits, has been widely deployed, and Dangote has some ties with the younger Annan, which were revealed in the Panama papers. No, I do not doubt their friendship.
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There’s a good nomination in the queue on ‘Griefjacking’, which applies in spades to Tony whenever a sleb he’s met falls off the tree. Awaiting its appearance impatiently.
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Supplementary detail here:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/278399-exclusive-panama-papers-mossack-fonseca-dumps-laolu-saraki-kofi-annans-son.html
1. Omnia Strategy LLP, mentioned here, is Cherie Blair’s consultancy firm
2. Bukola Saraki , also mentioned here, is one of Tony’s contacts, and was honoured by a visit from Tony while President Buhari was undergoing treatment in London, and premature rumours of his death were rife.
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