What sort of sweaty cunt thinks that any sort of run could be fun? The sight of these fanatics boils my piss every time. They imagine they’re so fucking superior in their faggot sports clothes. Just fuck off you cunts.
Nominated by Jimmy the spaz
…. is a cunt
I do one of those parkrun things every Saturday but aside from that I mostly just walk and lift weights. Although I do see the fun run types at the aforementioned parkrun rather frequently and I can’t help but be annoyed at them myself.
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It’s not just competitors per se that fucking get me with these things, be it a ‘fun run’ (so-called), a 10k, or a marathon. It’s the fact that usually every road within about 5 miles of the event gets closed off for hours, making it difficult to get around. Must be a special pain in the sphincter for people trying to get to work, particularly if it’s a job in the emergency services.
Why can’t these people just go for a run in the park, instead of making a boring fucking ‘event’ of it every time?
(Comments apply doubly if ‘event’ involves cycle cunts).
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Funny how so many Africans can run a marathon for fun, yet fetching some water becomes a three act play….
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Nice one JRC 👍
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Luckily there’s normally one or two of the Cunts who have heart-attacks to keep me interested. Fat,virtue-signalling Cunts should be revived with a cattle-prod until they learn to stop malingering and wasting NHS resources.
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Just how much fun are “fun runs?” Remember those blokes who dressed up as nurses to raise money for a hospital? They got ripped apart by the wimminz and the hospital refused their donation. Thanks for the effort but you broke the PC rules so fuck off.
I’m thinking of doing one dressed as a peaceful post box. The spectators can have fun posting their donations through the slot in my face ( notes only please )
How do you think that will go down?
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Pretty well, if you swallow.
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That idea sounds like the bomb, really explosive fun. The acid test would be if you carried a mat and stopped every five minutes to pray to your imaginary friend. Just a stab in the dark but I think you’d kill it.
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A fun Run.
An oxymoron.
Talking of which:
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A poxy moron.
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Increase in credit card costs?
This can only mean they are keeping a 2nd referendum in their back pocket and this is a (feeble) attempt to scare those voters with such loaded credit cards towards a Remain victory.
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I know I keep banging on about it but can anyone tell me what all this wearing shorts over their joggers/ tights is all about ? They all look like their wearing batman costumes.
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It’s in case they shit themselves. The shorts cover up the wet brown stain at the back of the trackie bottoms.
A certain refugee loving crisp eater wishes he had thought of that all those years ago.
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There the same kind of people who change their swimming trunks under their towels at the local baths. Big muscled up, heavily tattooed fellas, afraid I might catch a glimpse of there pecker while I’m standing there naked in full glory, 12 stone ringing wet, pale pasty skin and a beer belly that looks like I’ve got a stage 2000 liver tumour. The fitness regime is just them overcompensating for inadequacies in other areas of their life. The shorts are just a habit, they keep them around just in case they ever have to take a shower with me in the same room.
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They probably aren’t blokes at all BK. They are probably pre-op female to male trannies.
Freaks are everywhere these days .
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I think they’re fans of John Major. It would fit.
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Fun Litter Pick. That would be good, so long as they didn’t dress up like a cunt.
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The Great North Run is nearly here, with at least 30,000 fucking morons dressed as monkeys and fuck knows what else, taking over the highways and byways to chug along collecting dosh for some fucking ridiculous charity.Mow the fuckers down, all virtue signalling fuckwits!
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Running is for cunts as is cycling
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Jezza has been caught again! This time making xenophobic comments about British Jews.
Fuck off to Venuswalea you terrorist supporting vegan soap dodging Jew hating, Abbott shagging NUCLEAR GRADE CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHALOM, Cunters.
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The fact that the so-called opposition have an anti-semitic, peaceful apologist, and IRA loving cunt as its leader just shows where Labour are at and how fucked they are…
Shalom to you too, Krav…
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What about the rights of the Palestinians?
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Careful,Miles. Asking a highly provocative question like that’ll have you immediately labelled as a Holocaust-denying,terrorist supporting,Muzzie-loving Anti-Semite.
There is no alternative point of view….apparently.
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Careful, Miles. Asking that question will have you labelled as a rabid Muzza-loving,terrorist-supporting Anti-Semite.
There can be no question of their being two sides to the argument. Israel is infallible….apparently.
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I know the risks I run. I once posted on a site with my real name saying there were too many Jews in high finance. A simple statement of fact to my mind. The cops called, facebook friends contacted-for a prolonged period-a concerted attack. However, I persevere. The UN has recently described the Gaza strip as a ‘toxic slum’. You could argue that we are paying the price for this. The Muzzies do not differentiate between Jews and Christians. They lash out. With bombs. Although not the only issue for the tension it is a massive contributor to it.
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