Dead Pool [105]

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Congratulations to Chas C Music who correctly predicted that the Queen of Soul and the first woman inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Aretha Franklin who died today after a 8 yearlong battle with pancreatic cancer.

On to Deadpool 105:

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Shaun’s picks:
John McCain
Denis Goldberg
Leah Bracknell
Bill Turnbull
David DiChiera

63 thoughts on “Dead Pool [105]”

  6. chris spivey lol. one can’t help feeling there’s a certain amount of wishful thinking in some of these nominations. ( must say i thought Pete Murray had popped his clogs years ago.

  7. Vivian Campbell
    Larry King
    Stanislaw Kowalski
    Tommy Chong (of cheech and ..)
    Beverley Clearly (the author)

  8. Camilla Parker – Bowles
    Jilly Cooper
    Emme Thompson
    Emma Watson
    Daniel Barenboim (feckin old scrote)

  10. Clodagh Rogers
    Alan Titchmarsh
    Grace Slick
    Madeleine McCann
    James O’Shithead (he’s on holiday so hoping he might check into a carbon monoxide filled hotel room)

  11. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

    • Anything with that Scottish cunt Shaun Connery in it regarding death gets my vote

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