Dead Pool [105]

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Congratulations to Chas C Music who correctly predicted that the Queen of Soul and the first woman inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Aretha Franklin who died today after a 8 yearlong battle with pancreatic cancer.

On to Deadpool 105:

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Shaun’s picks:
John McCain
Denis Goldberg
Leah Bracknell
Bill Turnbull
David DiChiera

63 thoughts on “Dead Pool [105]”

  4. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    George Takei (sulu)
    Bill Cosby
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)

    • Fuck me DTS

      Bill Treacher obviously such a good actor convinced in my mind that he snuffed it years ago. Clearly only his character did.

      • Yea I haven’t seen eastenders in years but when dirty den was ill but Sean got in there first I wondered what happened to Arthur Fowler.
        Wasn’t sure if he was famous enough for the pool but I haven’t heard anything so seems ok.

      • Bill Treacher is definitely famous enough for the pool without shadow of a doubt.

  5. R.E.S.P.E.C.T. to Chad C.

    The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Neil Simon
    Diego Maradona

    Great voice, old Aretha.

  8. Thomas Markle
    Alan Bennett
    Miriam Margolyes
    Willie Thorne
    Jack Charlton

    Good Shot, Chas. C.

  10. ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    Pedro Morales
    Harley Race
    Bret ‘Hitman’ Hart
    ‘Dynamite Kid’ Tom Billington

  11. On the ball there, Chas…
    Franklin was a superb singer in her prime… A shame that Aretha has died and that other in the news ‘pop icon’ (ie: cunt), Madogga hasn’t….

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Cleo Laine
    Pete Murray
    Bill Wyman

  12. While I myself am partial to a bit of classic era Aretha, I will probably play a song or two and that’ll be it… However, I fully expect an avalanche of crass and look at me griefjacking social media shite from far (way fucking far) lesser ‘talents’ like Kunty Perry, Chickboy Gaga, Titless Swift, Ariana Grandecunt, Ginger Gremlin Sheeran, and (last and definitely fucking least) Madogga…. Cunts!

    • There are many recording artists who I have no interest in whatsoever – Aretha Franklin is just one of them. I switched on PM (Radio 4) at five this evening and it started off like it was going to be an hour-long tribute instead of a news programme. Switched to Radio 5 and the same thing was happening there. I ended up listening to Talk Sport. I’m sure she’s got her devoted fans but let’s not go overboard with this.

    • Jessie Jackson was boiling my piss somewhat rotten earlier. Not to mention the Clintons & Obummers…

  13. Vera Lynn
    Doris Day
    Jimmy Carter
    Everton Weekes
    Lord fuckface traitor Heseltine

  14. Olivia D’Havilland
    Nicholas Parsons
    Jim Dale
    Giscard d’Estaing
    Rhonda Fleming

    • Nice to have a name check orn old ISAC favourite Spivey Gutstick. What has the benefits crisis cunt been up to orf late?

  16. And a little note orn Ms Franklin. Croaked with the celebs carcinoma, ie Pancreatic Cancer. Nasty. Known to be orn the skids for at least a year – had her orn me radar but could not noodle oit which cunt to drop in her favour. Bastard bugger. No complaints that the nom has gorn to a Genuine muso, Chas C.
    Cuntadors be prepared for an avalanche orf tribute acts, some already touring, due to the compassionate nature orf the music biz. Now in which barn or lockup did I store me blaxploitation wigs?

    • Perhaps Lenny Henry will do an impression on his ‘Birthday Show’ next Wednesday…

  18. Angela Lansbury
    Dick Van Dyke
    James Earl Jones
    Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
    Bob Barker

  19. Earl Cameron (actor)
    Terry Jones
    Richard O’Sullivan
    Jill Gascoigne
    John Woodvine

  20. Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager
    James Randi
    Keith Richards
    George ‘Johnny’ Johnson (Dambuster)

  21. Olivia Neutron Bomb
    Jan Michael ‘Airwolf’ Vincent
    Frank Windsor
    Barbara Windsor
    Elizabeth Windsor

  22. Sad that Aretha has gone while an ageing shirtlifter whose ‘music’ counts as crimes against the genre is being rewarded with damages paid for by us the licence payers.

    Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Cliff Richard
    Yoko Ono again.

    • Somebody once described leg-over with Fatty Soames as like being under an old wardrobe with its key sticking out.

  26. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Hal Holbrook
    Michael York
    Derren Nesbit

    Aretha is dead and Madonna is still alive. There is no God…

  28. Note to Admin and lesser mortals. Fucking auto spellcheck has gorn yank wank. Red lines labour for labor, favour for favor, neighbour for neighbor ect – try it at home and see. Me blood pressure orf the scale. Liberty to the Queen’s English.

    And still no bastard auto auto-complete!

    • Think it’s doine to the bastard browser (chrome) which has yank wankified the default settings to English US. UpTicked (wait for me UpCunting) to our glorious mother tongue and all seems well innit.

      And no bastard auto auto-complete!!!!! Before you start me browser only now offers auto-c options orn passwords, addresses and credit card details. Cunt.

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