Congratulations to Chas C Music who correctly predicted that the Queen of Soul and the first woman inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Aretha Franklin who died today after a 8 yearlong battle with pancreatic cancer.
On to Deadpool 105:
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck
Shaun’s picks:
John McCain
Denis Goldberg
Leah Bracknell
Bill Turnbull
David DiChiera
Elvis Costello
Kofi Annan
Stan Lee
Pope Benedict
Javier Perez de Cuellar
1
Francesco Castelluccio (Frankie Valli)
Phil Everley
Little Richard
Duane Eddy
Charles Aznavour
1
Honor Blackman
Mel Brooks
Hosni Mubarak
Sean Connery
Clive James
1
Valerie Harper
Joni Mitchell
Bob Dole
Sandy Gall
Val Kilmer
1
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
1
chris spivey lol. one can’t help feeling there’s a certain amount of wishful thinking in some of these nominations. ( must say i thought Pete Murray had popped his clogs years ago.
2
Vivian Campbell
Larry King
Stanislaw Kowalski
Tommy Chong (of cheech and ..)
Beverley Clearly (the author)
1
Camilla Parker – Bowles
Jilly Cooper
Emme Thompson
Emma Watson
Daniel Barenboim (feckin old scrote)
0
Gordon Banks
David Hedison
Ric Flair
Chris Rea
Murray Walker
0
Clodagh Rogers
Alan Titchmarsh
Grace Slick
Madeleine McCann
James O’Shithead (he’s on holiday so hoping he might check into a carbon monoxide filled hotel room)
0
Sidney Poitier
Kenny Lynch
Iris Apfel
Norman Tebbit
Pam “fucking” Ayres
0
Jerry Lee Lewis
Mickey Gilley
Willie Nelson
Billy Connelly
Clint Eastwood
0
Oscar Pistorius
Dick Dale
Boy George
Michael Barrymore
Morrissey
0
Jimmy Carter
Jerry Stiller
Julio Iglasias
Bob Hawke
Sean Connery
1
Anything with that Scottish cunt Shaun Connery in it regarding death gets my vote
1
Kofi Annan anyone?
0
Can I pick him now?
0