Charities [4]

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We learn again that this overbloated, dysfunctional sector is complicit in sex crimes, bullying and general abuse. And it is all covered up Vatican style.

So what? You might say. To quote a revered cunter ‘fuck them’. I never give. Trouble is we do. All of us, except perhaps Branson, Lineker, Barlow and other assorted tax dodgers.
This overstaffed, overpaid, Londonistancentric bunch of parasites get huge bungs of tax Wonga.
‘Save the Children and keep me a pretty one’ should be the full title for one of them.
So. Dig deep and give until it hurts. You know you will feel better. Not that you have a choice.
Cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

48 thoughts on “Charities [4]”

  1. Give local. That’s my way of thinking when it comes to charidees. I avoid the big ones like the plague.

  2. Ask yourself how well these charities who say they will work for famine relief, donkey salvation, FGM abolition, etc etc have performed.
    Oxfam have been going forever and have relieved famine nowhere. Paying people not to mistreat donkeys just makes them take the dosh and earn more by finding some other way to appal us. As for foreign paedophile customs, yes it’s disgusting, but it’s their way of life, just keep it out of our way of life.
    Almost every commercial break has some cunt with their begging bowl shoved in your face for a multitude of unworthy causes just to line the pockets of the administration.
    There are of course wonderful charities such as the RNLI who work entirely from voluntary contributions, Cancer Research, and The Royal British Legion.
    Remember the old adage, charity begins at home.

  3. Apologies for going Off Road and if this has already been discussed but…. a re-make of the Dambusters film?

    By the bowels of Christ, I dread to think what a balls-up it’ll be.

    Shall we expect lots of tokens or tranny pilots? Should we anticipate Leonardo DeCrapio in the Redgrave role? Or Idris Elba? Perhaps a few crowbarred-in females flying the aeroplanes? Can we assume the Germans to be good, decent sorts/innocuous victims of circumstance? Will we see a dog called Gammon?

    Bugger the facts, dilute the history, and count the money. Cunts.

    • How are they going to get around the word Nigger?
      It was bleeped out of a showing on the BBC. We can skirt around Guy Gibson’s dog, but nigger was a code word used on the raid.
      I think the lads deserve historical accuracy, almost half of whom were killed. After all the regime who were being fought would not have allowed black people to exist.

      • You stole my point Duke. Moreover how did you get the word past the wordpress mod cops? I wrote a tome the other day and inserted the word sni**er – a reference to a short splutter of mirth and fuck all to do with blambos. Well I read and reread my post and it didn’t twig until the third time of looking at – then fuck my tall hat – as bold as brass you got yours through. Are the wordpress mods softening their approach to the N word? I still prefer blambos though (the word – not the cunts to which I am referring). The Huffpo is apoplectic that Amazon is still selling Aggie Christies “Ten little Ni**er boys. Disappearing one by one – sounds like she foresaw the little cunts murdering one another in Londonistan as far back as 1939. The only downside is they are only doing it in ones and twos. We need Uzi carrying blambos blowing one another out with plenty of collateral damage en masse for dissing one another or straying into mi bloods patch, innit, know what a mean. Where are the death squads of the Medellin cartel when you need them?

    • Yes I can see the closing scenes now. An olive skinned Guy Gibson, contemplates his squadron’s losses, looks up at the sky and says “soon this war will be over and this madness must never happen again. The peoples of Europe and the world must come together and form an indivisible Union. We are stronger together and in peace.” The sun breaks through the clouds and Guy strides off manfully with the EU anthem bursting onto the soundtrack.
      Fucking beautiful.

      • The Dambusters is a bit of a metaphor for us leaving the SS, I mean, the SA, I mean, the EU. Except that instead of the bouncing bomb, we’ve got a swinging PM. Instead of Britain et al bringing the Kraüts & Friends to their knees, our PM visits the Kraüts & Friends on her knees.

  4. I think I’ve triggered some alarm by using some no no words on this posting. Please don’t take them out of context.

  5. Idris Elba….still the bookies favourite for the Bond gig.

    “The Spy Who Loved KFC”….

    • Tbf he’s the kind of actor who would do well for the role but the fact he’s black is a real stumbling block. I mean, it would work if the whole codename theory held up but we know from Skyfall that that’s bollocks so there’s no way around it – James Bond is definitely white.

      • Why does James Bond have to be a man? Why not shake it up completely and have a woman play the lead role. Like they did with Dr Who. Or a transgender freak. With tits and a cock.

        James Bond as far as I know was written as a white man so see absolutely no need to change the formula. Regarding Idris Elba, in the very few times I have watched him, in my humble opinion he is not a convincing actor and certainly not up to playing Bond.

        In any case Idris Elba has said he doesn’t want to be a ‘token black James Bond’ if cast as 007, and that is all he would ever be.

      • In fairness Elba is mint in Luther. That, The Night Manager and BBC Cymru’s Hinterland are about the only decent programmes the AL-BEEB have produced in the last 10 years.

  6. I ceased giving to the big scammers a few years ago.

    First smelt a fat rat when Save The Children blatantly sucked the haemorrhoids hanging from Blair’s rectum, when in 2015 they held a ceremony to award him a ‘Global Legacy Award’ (paid for by my monthly DDs).

    Angry and mugged doesn’t begin to describe how I felt.

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair/11446348/Save-the-Children-apologises-over-Tony-Blair-legacy-award.html

  7. Can you imagine the cacophony of twats that would issue forth if they put a honky in the role of a dusky fecker

    • They used to Civvdog and it was quite entertaining. It was on every Sunday evening – it was called the Black and White minstrel show. Imagine that in 2018? Could extend it to the spaccer blambo tranny kiddy fiddling mentally and physically challenged LBGTQWEBNIODSBXZ rainbow show. Wait – that’s Celebrity Big Brother. Compered by Trevor Noah (a cunt worth a cunting all on his own) and Munro Bergdorf.

  8. I only give to the Poppy man’s box, feck the rest of the begging , emotional blackmailing over seas worrying about twats.

  9. One of the co-founders of the fashion label Superdry has donated £1m to the campaign for another EU referendum.

    Multi-millionaire Julian Dunkerton said he was backing the People’s Vote campaign because “we have a genuine chance to turn this around”.

    Cunt! Treasonous scum!

    • Another millionaire with absolutely no self interest of course. ‘People’s Vote’ my arse.
      Big business vote.
      Establishment vote
      Gravy train vote
      Amazon” treat workers like shit’ vote (well, they come to the UK from poor countries so are ripe for exploitation)
      Cunts one and all.

    • If Julian Dunkerton is making so much noise about a second referendum then like Mandy and Hesseltine and all the other cunts with their snouts in the eu troff, it stinks of self serving vested interest, why else would the cunt be doing it ?

    • Are you watching the Reds Norman? Pitiful bunch of cunts – watching JM wriggling on the bench, 3-1 down at HT. Sir Matt will be spinning in his grave. Clearly the collective single footballing brain cell they share at OT is busy doing other things. I fucking despair.

  10. I believe that giving money away to Africunt nations run by depot dictatorships – who annexe said monies – should be stopped immediately and those monies (which we’re forced to give through taxation) redirect to local charities and preferably charities for the elderly who contributed their bit.

    Pissing money away on countries I can barely pronounce – let alone point out on a map – makes no sense when we still have 100’s of thousands of elderly people living below the poverty line here in the UK!

    That is a national disgrace!

    I’d also make sure that the widows and widowers of our fallen servicemen get looked after (which the state SHOULD do, but don’t, CUNTS) long before M’Tembe’s right to a warm cup of bison piss!

    Waycist!?! No just common sense.

    It’s called natural selection you hand-wringing (but not in my back yard) virtue-signallig cunts!

  12. I give to Cat’s Protection often, The Donkey Sanctuary by DD and occasionally to other animal charities, and rarely to local people things, but NEVER to anything overseas (unless animal-based) and fuck all to anything african/asian water/weaponry/president’snewmercedesandmassivehouse.

    • Agree

      I think animal charities are probably most deserving, especially as their desperate plight is usually down to human weakness.

      • Willie & Moggie
        Perhaps you could give to my charity – One bullet, one cat.

        On a serious note – my wife runs a Staffie rescue charity. No payment just lots of time and effort, although it only scratches the surface of what cunts can and will do to animals.

      • Indeed,…

        In my Norfolk days, local rag covered a story of a bunny that had been thrown into a glass recycling skip.
        Poor bloody thing, it must have been terrified, but it survived, a vet did a superb job (free of charge) of removing all the broken glass, and the bun was named Crystal, and found a loving home.

        Why tf people can’t just put an unwanted animal up for adoption in the first place, instead of subjecting it to neglect and torture. ??

        People really are vile bastards.

  14. The only thing I give to charity are smeg soaked, skid marked shreddies, that are of no further use to my wife.

  15. Three quid a month to help some Africans dig a well.
    If you need to be shown how to dig a hole, I’d say you’re beyond help….

    • Then theirs incident during the live Aid debacle back in 1984 when they air dropped pallets of food and medical supplies over Ethiopia or some African shit hole, when the UN arrived there months later the Pallets were still in tact and sealed with a bunch of skinny dying umbongos sitting around them because they didnt have a fucking clue what to do with them. This is a perfect example why we should never listen to virtue signialling cunts like Geldorf or Bonio .

  16. Fuck giving to these charities who have massive TV presence and executives on £200,000 a year. If your lucky 30p out of every pound actually gets to the intended country and after some Africunt dictator has had a portion its more likely 5p that gets to the intended people. I’d rather give to a small homeless charity that volunteers work at etc. On the subject of charity and all that I’m sick of these begging cunts (usually foreign) outside shops getting in my way and making me have to look at them when they mumble some shit like ‘Have you got any change’. I used to give now and again to these druggy waste of spaces not anymore next time I’ll offer to run the cunt over and do them and us a favour. Too many people in the world and we need a cull starting with the no hopers.

    • Top reply and all true B&WC. There used to be a “charity” called Cancer and polio. The tally man came round your parents house every Thursday when your Dad got paid. It was dissolved when it came to light that after wages, commissions, company cars and directors salaries there was 2p of every quid going to the intended recipients.
      That creepy condescending cunt who begs for £3 a month for water aid is typical of the charridy sector – Saint Joe of Cox and her hubby, the female molesting Brendan of Cox follow a long line of retarded University graduates who will and are capable of spending a lifetime working in “charities” – its a very well paid pastime with heaps of junkets and spending as many nights as you like on “fact finding” visits, staying in 5* luxury hotels and being driven around in brand new 4 wheel drive 5 litre gas guzzlers. I am sure young umbongo who makes his daily 5 mile trip to fill a petrol can full of camel piss and human / animal faeces from the only puddle for miles gets real comfort from seeing Lenny Henry and the effects of 5 square meals a day on well off blambos. 40 fucking years that charity has been running and the poor little umbongo cunt is 6th generation water aid actor. After a hurricane in the Caribbean our ships company had a hole drilled, a pump more or less cobbled up in hours and a few lengths of fuel hose and the poor cunts had a better water supply than they had before. Does anybody give an actual fuck that no matter how much you sling at charity it will always demand more. They have the mugs DD every month so ramping up “the need” is required to keep the money rolling in and the pretext of active charity status is maintained. Or as Kevin Costner heard in the movie Field of dreams likened to “foodbanks” – build it and they will come. Course they will – who wouldn’t when you have spent your giro on fags booze and dope – and the liberal retards will keep handing out supermarkets own brand fucking shite. Fuck me I need a coffee and a ciggy with all this evangelising 😉

      • Didn’t the Government pledge to match every pound donated to Water Aid with another one,that one being taxpayers money. I don’t remember being asked if I wanted my money spent on that. As another cunter said,some of these charities are older than dirt and have achieved exactly fuck all.

  17. Think a parallel cunting of Philanthropists might be in order. The list of obscenely rich rogues who so describe themselves is a long one, headed perhaps by Bill Clinton, but how their money is spent and the tax and networking advantages they enjoy as a result are rarely publicised. Also, many of them are businessmen for whom destruction of the environment, society and the local labour market are matters of mere routine.

    If ‘philanthopist’ appears on your CV and Wikipedia entry, you are probably no such thing. But you are almost certainly a nouveau blowhard greedy cunt, whose real life’s work is to put competitors out of business.

  18. I have one golden rule where charidees are concerned. If they have a headquarters with an address something like No XX, Thames Embankment, London, I avoid like the plague. I’m not contributing to keep some Lahndan based ‘Chief Executive’ in a £200k salary with a ‘company’ fucking Audi thrown in. Move the fuck out of London, trim the gravy train wages bill, and give more of the punters’ money to the cause you’re supposed to be representing.

  19. I have one golden rule where charidees are concerned. If it has an address something like No XX, Thames Embankment, London, I avoid it like the plague. I’m not contributing to the upkeep of some mega expensive Lahndan property, or the £200k salary of some fat cat ‘Chief Executive’ (‘company’ Audi thrown in). Move out of fucking London, trim the wages bill, and contribute more of the punters’ cash to the causes you claim to represent, you cunts.

  21. This Superdry cunt regards this million quid as an investment. If it comes off he will get it back a hundred times over. If not, well it’s only a million. It’s like you and me finding a 50p down the back of the sofa and putting it in the charity box.
    Not that I would put it in the charity box. I don’t intend to finance an overseas jolly for a bunch of paedophiles to have the fucking time of their lives.

  22. There are over 160000 charities in England and Wales. The biggest charity? The Wellcome Trust. They have an endowment of £23.2bn (2017). They have 2000+ full time employees. That’s a fucking tax dodge if ever I saw one.

    I give to the Salvation Army at Christmas, Cancer Research, British Heart Foundation and Mary’s Meals by buying stuff from their charity shops.

    I think some of these charities have no interest in finding a cure for cancer because it would do them out of business.

  23. I only give to North West Air Ambulance, Rob Vine Helicopter Fund, Macmillan and North West Blood Bikes

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