I want to Cunt people who begin every spoken sentence with “Basically” and finish it with “You Know”

A minor irritation in the grand scheme of things,I’ll admit, but it’s something that I’ve got stuck in my head. Every interview on the radio or telly and I’m poised,waiting for the vacuous Cunt who can’t express themselves without bracketing their inane gibberish with “Basically” and “You Know”.

My neurosis about such a meaningless thing has reached the point where I’ve begun to count how many “you knows” people can pack into one lungful of speech. It’s become some kind of a bizarre fixation with me. When the men in white coats tun up to remove me, I’ll probably be gibbering about it basically,you know,all being the Cunts fault, you know.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler