A-Level Results Day

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Fuck me sideways if it isn’t the same old tripe this day every year, where the media and mothers (same thing?) go into a frenzy about their precious little darlings results. Nobody bloody well cares you bunch of cunts! And they are cunts.. open up the BBC article and every image has either a girl or mother in it, usually with one or two diverse individuals, with nary a boy of any colour to be found. Nothing but a blatent visual representation of the cynical alliance between the corporate state and feminism. The New Cunt Order.

Now I’ll admit I’m biased and bitter, A-Level day was shite for me, but as a male it curdles my urine to see endless smiling girls and mothers, the latter no doubt spoon feeding, tutoring and even cheating for their sprogs benefit, while boys fall further behind because quite frankly no one gives a fuck about men, of any age, unless you’re top dollar/tax earner bastardo.

To top it off there’s this obsession with ever greater pass rates. The media, mums, school headmasters, they all fucking love this bullshit. Look, we aren’t all magically getting smarter, ok? Maybe a bit, but you’d think every school had just produced half a dozen Newtons and Einsteins by the wankstorm media frenzy going on! If we’re so bloody smart then why is this country and culture seemingly swirling the drain?

Bah! Let’s see their faces in 5 years when they can’t find a job, realize they will never retire and probably never own a home.

Nominated by The Big Chunky Cunty

58 thoughts on “A-Level Results Day”

    • At least, on front page of The Times, it says “Universities struggling to fill places”…

      My heart bleeds for the little snowflake diddumses. They face a lifetime of “Gender Reassignment Dialectics” and “Nail Art”.

      Fuck them all royally.

      Over to you, Phil the Greek !!

  3. Always brief interviews with some annoying smug fuckers who have 4 A*’s.

    Would much prefer to see the total despair of a thick cunt in tears.

    • Amazing how few of these brainy little snot faced cunts are ever heard from again.A few years ago some Paki cunt passed 23 A levels with all Grade As and one grade B (I shit you not) and went to Cambridge to study computing.After 1 year he got such bad marks he had to switch to summat easier(PPE I believe) and still struggled.Exams success at A level seems to be the speciality of unoriginal thinkers with photographic memories,but later on creativity and ingenuity are more important

    • Mentioning thick cunts in tears Willie – Stormzy – that colossal cunt amongst cunts today set up a fund for 4 blambos to go to Oxford /Cambridge all expenses paid. I was under the impression that Oxbridge was deliberately difficult to gain entry to actually keep out ne’er do wells and blambos in particular. A poster on the online version of the gnardiu – the Huffpost (seriously demented fucking white hating lefty liberals abound on there) declared it was about time blacks were considered for Ivy league type colleges and “the white man will soon have to get used to the fact that educated blacks will one day rule and take revenge on behalf of their forefathers”. She declared herself to be an “educator” from Londonistan and had no time for whites, they had to be tolerated until such time as they can be dealt with. Fuck my tall hat – how many laws have been broken (according to the snowflake bible) right there? She got many “likes” – Tommy would have got 6 months – post haste.

    • It pisses me off to see these clever little tarts, with screechy little ten year old voices hugging each other in a pseudo lesbian way, and yellow *ooh my god!!*. You can see the little fuckwits have picked it up from American TV shows, especially now they have *Proms* and what the fuck is that? Simon Rattle sticking his baton up their vacuous well used cunts?

      To be fair I did hear 2 boys on the BBC yesterday – one was a pompous P aki and the other from those old cotton fields back home. Sounded just like Frank Bruno, innit.

  4. Good cunting BCC, any kids unfortunate enough to go to university will now leave more ignorant and narrow-minded of the world than when they went in thanks to the left-wing stranglehold on academia. It almost goes without saying the recent culling of architects in London were all straight A students destined for Oxbridge.

  5. The whole thing stinks to high heaven. Universities have become big businesses – they get their £9,000+ upfront from the Government regardless of the suitability of the applicant. Naturally the rot set in with arch Cunt Tony B. Liar’s stupid target of pushing for 50% of school leavers to go to university – up from the previous norm of 10%!

    And as ever it’s the taxpayer who will end up footing the massive debt bill when the ‘students’ come out 3 years later and go into minimum wage jobs or onto benefits. My wife worked in a University library for 19 years and witnessed first hand the gradual change from seat of learning to money grubbing business, job satisfaction slid right down the pan.

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/universityeducation/11811928/University-was-never-meant-to-be-for-everybody.-Young-people-have-been-sold-a-lie.html

    • Btw, apparently students don’t even need decent grades to get offered a place in a UK University today:

      “There has been a huge rise in the number of unconditional offers being made to students for university places, admissions service UCAS says.
The total made to 18-year-olds from England, Northern Ireland, and Wales has risen by 65,930 over the past five years – from 2,985 in 2013 to 67,915 in 2018.
This means nearly a quarter (23%) of applicants received such an offer.
The government said the figures pointed to a “bums on seats” mentality.
And unions said the situation risked encouraging teenagers not to strive for the best A-level results possible.”

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-44954154

      Cunts.

      • 9.5k pa to watch a PowerPoint twice a week… Most of the material freely available on YouTube, and of a much higher quality. University has become somewhat of a tax on the stupid.

    • Even Anthony Blair’s son Euan (who sounds far less poofy than his old man) has advised school leavers to opt for internships rather than university. There is a clip of a TV interview on the Daily Express website today but my fucking computer won’t let me link it.

      Euan is a ponce trading on the family name but at least he doesn’t sound like an effeminate queer like Mandy’s friend.

      • Euan runs an apprenticeship placement company owned by one of Mummy’s chums. Think that explains his opinion. Not that I’m knocking the opinion. UKplc’s technical education provision went down the toilet a long time ago, and apprenticeships in real-world working stuff with it.

        But young Euan has taken a leaf out of his revolting father’s book, and interposed himself between Government funding intended to help companies engage apprentices, and the companies, taking the usual Blair commission on the way.

        Not necessary, if companies were forced to take the initiative themselves, look at the long term advantages of having a purpose-trained workforce. HND in engineering used to be regarded as equivalent to a degree, but in fact it was better. The teaching was much more intensive and rigorous, and as the objective of an apprenticeship, it also involved the real world. Bring it up to date, call it a degree, and see who gets the job offers- University of Somewhere or Somewhere Technical College.

      • I started a HD in Textiles and my 1st year was 40 hours per week. I did well and transferred to the BSc course for the 2nd year where the hours instantly decreased to less than 15 per week. I got my degree but feel that somehow the quality of it had been diminished by the lack of tuition I got whilst doing it.

    • As ever RTC you have nailed it. The social engineering of that stupendous cunt Blair (see also : secretly expanded immigration) is indeed where it all went wrong. Every year tens of thousands more unemployable graduates with useless degrees, but no prospects of earning enough working in KFC to repay the £60k debt that will end up being written off at taxpayers expense.
      Meanwhile we have shite underfunded technical tertiary education and, we keep getting told, resultant skills shortage which HMG can only solve by……more immigration!! Fucking priceless!!
      I really would shut down maybe 33% of degree courses and a dozen or so Unis and definitely reintroduce the student number control cap.

      • I think we could lose 50% of courses, and bearing in mind that you can get yourself a degree-level education on the internet now*, half the universities.

        Saw a quote from a former undergrad t’other day, in an article intended to help school leavers deal with university life: in his opinion, lectures were a waste of time, and he’d learned more on his own in the library. Perhaps not true of practical work, but I’d agree for the rest.

  6. My daughter got an A* in law, scoring 100% on both papers and 2 B’s.

    I don’t care what anyone says, she’s worked her backside off whilst working every weekend to earn money and had to endure her parents splitting.

    I am so effing delighted for her. I’ve had a big smile in my face all day.

    • Congrats to your girl, CMC, and I’m sure you will guide her towards the socially valuable parts of the profession, and steer her away from the sort of murkiness that all the lawyer-politicians indulge in.

      My Da wanted to be a lawyer, family circumstances (premature death of his father, and his eldest brother being a cuuuuunt of ocean-going proportions) prevented him; I had a go at Legal Executive correspondence course.

      It’s an interesting line of work.
      When I was considering divorce, I developed an erotic fixation on my (F) lawyer – oddly, we discovered that we’d gone to school in the same town, a long way from the city where we were ensconced in her cosy little attic office, her luscious thighs and stockings temptingly visible against the worn tapestry of the rickety old chair. (cont. p. 94)…

      • Thanks HBH.

        She wants to be a Corporate Lawyer so at least she won’t be bleeding those unfortunates who find themselves on the wrong side of the law or going through a divorce and who can barely afford to defend themselves with a recently qualified junior on £170 an hour.

        Generally speaking I despise lawyers and the way in which they stitch you up with un-negotiable exorbitant fees then once they’re done they move into politics to pass laws to stitch us up further.

        But I’ll make an exception for my Daughter, what ever specialism she decides upon.

  8. amazing how so many pass and yet when they get to the university we find them unable to write an essay or do basic Maths

    • Even in secondary school I couldn’t right essays. I could never understand the the objective of them or the methodology by which to achieve that objective.

      Always seemed kind of pointless to me.

      Speaking of essays, I was wondering if one of the admins could tell me if my cunting of Americanisms I posted a couple of weeks ago has been rejected or accepted?

      • It’s in the scheduled posts queue along with 47 others. Even at three posts a day they take a while to work through. We reschedule topical ones and sometimes go to 4 a day, like today, but reckon three is about right.

        The irony is that of we do four a day we get more traffic and more noms which makes the queue even longer. FYI we’re getting around 5,000 hits a day these days.

      • A bit like motorways, I guess.
        Build them bigger, and a few years later they’re up to full capacity.

        Your work is greatly appreciated, lads.

  9. How the fuck can students do 4 A levels? In the old days it used to be 3 A Levels Max or 5 Scottish Highers. A levels took 2 years and highers took a year so you could do more of them. An A at A level was worth 10 points and an A at higher was worth 6 so you could get 30 points maximum to get into University. Now there is a baffling points system and rubbish courses like Meejah Studies and Basket Weaving. That’ll really make good doctors, lawyers and scientists. Won’t it?

    • I did 3 A levels – physics, chemistry and maths – plus an AS level in English. I got O O E and C respectively Oxbridge Joint Examination Board. Everyone at my school did 3 A and one AS.

      I didn’t want to go to university but I wasn’t old enough to leave school. Joys of a public school education!

      Lowering the pass mark does nobody any favours. You end up in university unable to cope with the course so they lower those standards too and when they hit the workplace they can’t do the job.

      On the other hand, my old man back in the sixties used to say that when his company employed graduates it took two years to untrain them. Guess he was right. He worked for Woolworths and look where they are now…

      • I went to school with a complete cunt who ended up (very) high in the Kingfisher hierarchy (they owned Woollies when it went down) and decades later met an ex-Woollies manager who had had to work for the cunt . Was he still a cunt? He was indeed a cunt for about an hour of expletives….an ex-Oxford cunt, who presumably never got untrained.

        I was delighted to read of his death some years ago.

  10. Colonial stab fest in Sarf London. According to cllr mrs um bongo on LBC da feds need to engage with sa local kormunidee.

    Fuck off! Shoot the cunts.

  11. A good Oxford education will mend their ways, courtesy of Stormzy. They will swap their knives for books and become scholarly dons.

  12. I remember my A-Level results day very clearly. I also remember that there was far less in the way of stereotypical adolescent-worship press coverage fanfare that always hits us in modern times.

    Give the fucking cunts a proper Maths question, like those partial differential equation monsters from the WJEC board circa 1995, and I promise you that these bastard snowflakes will be in therapy for the next 5 years instead of jumping into the air like Wayne Sleep after dropping an E (that’s the class-A, not the exam grade).

  13. My eldest got her 3 yesterday, A’s and B’s.

    It was laughable hearing what some of the “flakes” were getting in bollocks subjects.

    “Oh we couldn’t be prouder of John! C in Product Design, C in General Studies and D in PE!”

    Well fuck me, that puts #1 child’s physics, chemistry and biology A levels to shame doesn’t it…

    I’m secretly quite proud of her achievement but I won’t let on so she doesn’t become a cunt!

    I’ve kept her on the straight and narrow thus far when it comes to being a cunt.

    • Great news RWaC, those are top grades in some proper, solid science subjects there.

      Sounds like you have the right idea in keeping them grounded. Still, a treat of some sort for the hard work is deserved, surely?

    • Hi Rebel. Read your post with a growing sense of being very impressed. I remember my A Level years. They were really difficult times and a massive step up from O Levels for me. Taking on physics, chemistry and biology is bloody amazing and then to excel in those subjects. WOW! That was like the holy grail at my school. Only the really REALLY smart and clever kids could attempt that. Me not being in that category.

      Still, I took on Maths, Physics, Economics and General Studies (everyone had to do GS). I passed them all, but let’s not dwell on my grades. 😉 The important point is I passed. That said, I know how demanding physics was, so doing that plus the other 2 ologies is quite something. Well done to you and your daughter.

      Funny story she might enjoy. Only 3 of us took A Level physics. In the practical exam, we were in the large physics lab spread out and working in complete silence. Our physics teacher sat there adjudicating and keeping an eye on things as we assembled various pieces of equipment to set up the experiment, pending the recording of measurements etc.

      About an hour into the 3 hour exam *** CRASH *** !!!!!

      Me and my mate Jim and the physics teacher to be fair, all jumped out of our skins! Our other mate Tim had somehow managed to destroy his apparatus by knocking it off the pretty high physics lab bench. Despite it being an exam, me and Jim pissed ourselves laughing. Teacher was not amused as she had to find replacement apparatus as the exam clock ticked on. While she did this, mortified Tim looked on, extremely worried that his time was being used up while replacements were hastily found for him. Jim and I helped by offering wanker signs, pointing to our watches and silently laughing at him. Can’t remember if he passed or not. ‘Twas a long time ago.

      • My only memory of Physics class was the teacher discussing “energy” and how you can’t get something from nothing.

        I piped up with “Apart from the whole universe”….

        “GET OUT CUNTLEY!”….

        O Level Physics – Grade C….

  15. I was thrown out before doing A levels. Everyone but me had decided I wanted to do my worst O level subjects* – two maths and physics – for which I had zero aptitude. And I underachieved conscientiously until they saw it was hopeless. I did my preferred subject as a degree, decades later, as a mature, following a University Access course at a tech college – whence my immense respect for techs as they were then – and a 2:1 was a piece of piss, only sorry I didn’t actually work at it and get a first.

    So much of this shit is about the middle-classes one-upping each other. Yes, if you have genuine interest and aptitude, and you can’t make a career of it any other way, go to university. But don’t be pushed or scared into it. The benefits are hugely overrated. Amen.

    *except Latin

    • Respect for going back as a mature, Komodo. That takes balls.

      My degree nearly killed me. A lot of the work was difficult, with some of it being very difficult for me to grasp. The worst part though, especially in my final year, was the sheer quantity of work we had to get through. It became as much an academic challenge as it did a time management challenge. After I graduated, I thought about going for my masters. Those 10 seconds were terrifying! The thought of waiting for a prolonged period before going back into the education system like you did, was a non-starter for me. Well done for doing that. A 2:1 too – not shabby at all! Cheers – IY.

      • TYVM! Though in all honesty I was doing a subject which has always fascinated me, with good practical content, under international – grade lecturers and at a level for which I was at least partly prepared. And the youngsters on the course were extremely forgiving! A lot of it was painless, and certainly more so than if I had done it from school. Part of the first year was dedicated to helping the kids unlearn the A-level material…which had been and probably still is, bollocks.

        That said, I was completely unemployable when I left, due to age as much as anything else…so I went a bit further, in a field for which a grant was available, and put more letters after my name. That was considerably less wonderful, and it still took me two years to get a job afterwards.

  16. Amazing how the likes of the Mail, Express, and others always feature these long haired daddy’s girl Jocasta and Jemima types when they feature stories about A-Level results… But virtually every college or university advert now features a peaceful type smiling back at you… In other words the British girls bullshit is exactly that… The colleges and universities of the UK now cater for the towelheads and their ilk… The recent farce (over the Kipling poem) at Manchester University being a prime example…

  17. We now have this from the Institute for Tony Blair:

    https://en-gb.facebook.com/instituteglobal/

    “f I were still in office today, the principles of my government would still apply: fairness and equality of opportunity, and radical but deliverable policy. But the answers and application would be different.

    Those getting their A-levels today will be shaping the industries of the future, and the government should be preparing them for this. Nothing short of a revolution in public policy to match the revolution in technology will…”

    Bearing firmly in mind that the troubles of education in the UK today derive solely from the half-arsed and unconsulted ‘reforms’ of Blair and Barber over the 13 years of Blair’s tenure, and that sub-degree level technical education was the sector which suffered worst as a result, that is pretty fucking rich. The ‘revolution in technology’ (ie digitising everything) was well under way in the 90’s, but Blair saw it only as a means to letting the private sector business ethics to triumph over the most basic principles of education.

    Still, he had to say reform is needed now, because it is something with which everyone has no option but to agree, and Tony’s always looking for a bandwagon.

    You had your chance, Tony, thirteen fucking years of it. You crippled education with your insistence on university places and lack of planning for the inevitable outcome. You confused educationalists with your opportunistic changes of policy, and you just can’t fucking shut up about what you would do about everything in the world, but didn’t do when you could have.

    You incessant, megalithic, monumental (though extremely shallow), chlamydiac, syphylitic, selfpromoting cunt. Fuck off and die, Tony. Really. Die. The world would be a better place without you.

    • Blair destroyed the college where I worked (and where I enjoyed working)… After 97 there was a tidal wave of Parking Stanleys, Nigerians, and (especially) Somali-filth… And these cunts became the apple of almost every teacher’s eye… Except me, of course and one or two others… And when we stood up for decent and hard working British students who were being pushed to the back we got the race card… I resigned in disgust and the place fell into ruin by 2004…. Blair’s demise cannot come soon enough…

      • My year at a tech coincided with Blair getting in. This was in Scotland, and oh how I cheered as every single Tory MP there lost his seat. Christ, didn’t know I was well off. One year after I left the very capable local tech amalgamated with two more about 20 miles away, leaving its perfectly adequate building and facilities to rot so that it no longer served the population it had been designed for. Staff I contacted afterwards were virtually suicidal. Sorry your experience was similar, but it was universal in the sector, I think.
        HE (in which I work) isn’t much different among those who have to deliver it, though the management strata are happy as pigs in shit. and reproduce parthenogenetically to ensure a constant supply of themselves.

        A course I would like to introduce at FE/HE level would be Remedial Politics for Ex-Politicians – there might be some problem funding the rack, thumbscrews and waterboard, though

  18. To understand what is happening you have to understand what motivates the masses. When females cry wolf there is a certain percentage of men that will crowed around them as protection, they are the followers not thinkers. This in thousands of years past served to protect the tribe by protecting the breading stock ( villages were raided for new female stock and instinct to protect is so strong ). This crying wolf for females is inbuilt to reinforce men to protect, in other words, females have also self interest.

    Well, in Roman times things changed somewhat, a child was almost worthless until the age of 12 years until they were judged worth of being a Citizen. In other words, snowflake bubble rapped bits of shit didn’t get to positions of power. Now the war cry of the so called Feminists ( those that the only disappointment is themselves ) use now that primitive war cry (themselves and the curly blond potential breading stock ) to seek power with the help of effeminate/ and or primitive males.

    Don’t demean yourself by thinking us males are now worth nothing, the opposite is true, at least we are not wearing rose tinted glasses, we are watching how in time those dumb cunts better be carrying a jar of Vaseline when the worm turns. It’s coming, fuck them all. ( your not gay if she makes you do it, right?)

  19. A level results, eh?… A load of freeloading snowflake cunts waiting to see if they got the four D’s they need to get into the University Of Halifax to study sociology or ‘media studies’ for four years before coming out twenty grand in debt and working 12 hours a day putting lids on coleslaw…. Cunts…

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