The European Parliament

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A cunting for the European Parliament.
I have never given it much thought but I recently watched recordings I had made of ‘Carry on Brussels’, a documentary about this institution.
What a monumental waste of time, money and resources.

UKIP are there to be awkward. Serve no other purpose.

The single Lib Dem along with good old AC Grayling meets with Verhofstadt to encourage the EU to be difficult so that Brexit fails. (That is borderline treason in my book)

Some earnest London Labour cunt has spent 6 months, along with his equally gormless assistant putting together something which may have something to do with eating less red meat. Perhaps. I couldn’t fathom out what it actually was.

They all move to Strasbourg from Brussels every month. Huge cost and fuck knows why.

Debates seem to be restricted to 90 seconds per participant.

Whatever it is they vote on, and again it isn’t at all clear what this is, is a high speed chaotic shambles.

The MEPs don’t seem to represent their electorate. They represent the EU.

The drinks and expenses seem to flow at every opportunity.

At no point was I able to discern what this bunch of cunts actually did or what they were for.

There are about 700 MEPs but it takes 7000 staff in total to achieve very little, if anything.

What a self regarding, useless, parasitical bunch of cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

37 thoughts on “The European Parliament”

  1. Has there ever been an ” Anti-Cunting” on these hallowed pages ?

    was on ISAC tonight and happened to check out the ” random cunts” section from the past ( 2015 in this case ) and Kevin Maguire was the top one.

    I was well fucking impressed Quick Draw , Cunty Cunterson , Norman , Limpy and Fred West ( wheres he gone ? ) could see a whole year before I realised it…… that these cunts were the ruin of the fucking nation.
    A whole year before Brexit, QDM had called this cocksucker out for what he was and oh boy did the next 3 years prove all these Cunters right. My attention to the traitorous many was awoken well after this…… so I just thought Id salute the Cunts

    Admin has every right to trash this as its not a cunting , but recognition of excellent hindsight should not go unmentioned

    • Thanks.
      Off topic but we’ve moved it here so we can bask in the glory for a while!

      FYI Fred is taking time out because his son was injured in a sporting accident. I’m sure we all wish them both well.

      • Indeed. I always rather liked Fred, because he was able to articulate a more tempered (some might say almost “liberal”) slant on things, a rather interesting alternative viewpoint to most of us!
        Also, where’s birdman gone? I bet he’d be delighted with the current drop off areas in Spain for most of Africa!

  3. A pointless cunt of an institution.

    We already have our own parliament to fuck over the population. No need for another layer of cunts.

    I see that project fear MK II is in overdrive this morning.

    In the event of a shitty ‘deal’, the European court will decide the outcome of any grey areas.

    How about WE ARE LEAVING, YOU THICK CUNTS. Our laws will come back into play and our courts will make the decisions.

    Also read recently that the ECB are shitting themselves at the thought of us leaving.

    It will leave a £40Bn hole in the EU’s budget annually and none of the other members want to cough up any more cash…… Apart from Poland, who have said they might look down the back of the sofa for some spare change.

    Our politicians need to get their head out of their collective arses and realise that we hold all of the cards.

    A no deal diamond hard Brexit is what we want and the EU will come begging for our trade after German cars become too expensive to own and French food producers have to be paid even more cash for not producing food to not sell to us.

    Even Italy have said that the EU are acting like cunts and trying to bully us into submission. With weak and wobbly May at the helm, they are likely to succeed.

    The cunts.

    • May is NOT weak and wobbly , she is doing exactly what she was parachuted in to do ie fuck up Brexit. She knows exactly what she is doing and will be retired in a year or so after she has fulfilled her mission. Do not be fooled , we are being played big time.

  4. Fuck the fucking European fucking Parliament. You could drop a bomb on the whole fucking shitfest and nobody would notice the difference. ( except possibly the local booze warehouse ) Nothing but a bunch of freeloading parasites.
    By the way, technically speaking Arse Cunt Grayling is not a traitor as he was born and brought up in Africa. He’s just another foreign ponce who abuses our hospitality and thinks he can tell us what to do. The cunt should be deported back to the shithole he came from. Wanker.

  5. It shouldn’t be called theEU it should be called the E.. me me me. Infected by self serving self interested money sucking cunts like the Kinnock tribe. The costs for running such a mob have never been truly assessed. You’d have to go to the inner depths of the Mafia to find a more corrupt organisation. Once tainted with the EU gravy you’re forever in their clutches. There must be a bigger word for Cunts, if not it needs inventing. Cunts.

  6. The Kinnocks are the archetypal EU freeloading ponces, on our side at least. There may be an even bigger bunch of cunts hoovering up money from France or Germany or somewhere but we don’t know about them. Neil and Glynis eh? Lifelong trade unionists, socialists and CND unilateralists end up as Lord and Lady multimillionaires for doing precisely fuck all and achieving even less. No wonder they love the fucking EU.

  7. The Parliament is there to give a democratic gloss to the predetermined actions of the EU bureaucracy, and the Bundesbank. Nothing more. It is a cunt trough filled with little jostling cunt snouts. It is one of the biggest cunts I can think of, and this cunting is a welcome corrective to the run of tiny cunts I noted earlier – well cunted, Cuntstable.

    • Germany just realised it could never accomplish it’s dream of ruling all Europe through military conquest and decided to do it through politics instead. Their laws created by the unelected Reichstag, sorry EU commission, have done nothing except to take away our freedoms and to weaken the economies of all the other nations while making Germany stronger. I mean look at the huge list of British businesses that got EU grants to move away and how they’ve turned Greece, Spain and Italy into debt slaves. This was all done in an attempt to make us all so weak and dependent on Germany that we would happily sign away our sovereignty to become United States of Europe under Fuhrer Merkel. Except it’s not working anymore, we can see through their bullshit and the EU’s latest attempts to bring unprecedented censorship of the internet and by banning all evidence that discredits their narrative as fake news shows how hard they’re trying to stop us.

      • The Euro was their masterstroke. Strengthened Germany, impoverished most of the rest and took democracy away from, them under the new economic jackboot.
        The CAP is a sop to the French who are so fucking stupid that they let it suck them in.
        Cunts one and all.

      • I often wonder how Monsieur Frog really feels about being fucked over by the Krauts.

        I wouldn’t think they’d be delighted…

  8. I’m inclined to agree with Tiny Timmy Farron who is shaming Labour for their treatment of Kate Hoey and Frank Field. Frank is probably the most honest and dedicated MP the Labour party have got. Well done Timbo but it doesn’t release you from Cuntitude.

    • Is there anyone who doesn’t think Labour is a Cunt for their treatment of Kate Hoey & Frank Field? Tiny Tim can fuck off back to the closet where he belongs.

  9. Looks like a handy indoor sports venue once the whole charade collapses.

    A true Brexit would be a handy coffin nail if we could muster the political stomach to do it properly.

    Alas our gutless politicians – of all colours – are hell bent on perpetuating the globalist Ponzi scheme for their own good.

    It’s shameful. The political class need to be held to account and – given the current way parliament (doesn’t) works – we only get that opportunity once every 4-5yrs, and even then the same people will vote for the same charlatans they voted for the last time through some archaic notion that the party they, their predecessors, and theirs before them, has their best interests to heart.

    They don’t. They only care about themselves.

    We desperately need a paradigm shift in how all of this bollocks works but how can we affect any such change when those in Parliament – not just in power – will fight tooth and nail to maintain the miasma of nothingness we’ve had since at least the dawn of the 1990’s?

    Most people in the UK are completely disenchanted with Cuntminster and the political cunts therein but how – as individuals – can we affect any form of internal change when anyone who may rally the masses are immediately consigned as some “wing” or another, or some “ist” or another by the cunt powers that be and their cunt collaborators: the (un)popular press?

    I wish I knew because if I did know, I’d have a bloody go at it.

    Or would I?

    I work for myself. How quickly would my work disappear as soon as the fake news outlets of Sly News and the AL-BB-CERA brand me as something I’m not just to make my relevant argument irrelevant?

    I still have a mortgage, etc., so it’s a huge risk and *that’s* how they keep dissenters in line – threat of financial ruin.

    “But what I’m promoting is common sense, for the betterment of this country and it’s people!”

    “Well, Mr Rebel, we sinply don’t care. Laura Kuntsberg, at Cuntminster for the ABBC.”

    • Well have you seen Westminster’s latest idea to ban people who have “harassed” MPs on social media from ever holding any sort of public office under the guise of fighting against “bullying”. Anyone with half a brain can see how it’s nothing more than an attempt to prevent alternative political parties like UKIP from getting into power. But they should be careful. One look at our history shows how the British people tend to react violently when our leaders start getting too tyrannical.

  10. Have nothing much to add here. So I’ll just say that the EU Parliament represents pretty much most of what is wrong with the EU

  11. Just after the 2016 referendum-couple of days- yours truly told every cunt within hearing range the following:
    1. There was not a cat in hells chance that the massive British teet would be let loose,nourishing as it does so many greedy Euro lips
    2.That there would very shortly be a general election called which the Tories would do everything in their power to lose
    3.Labour Government would step in and say “^ Nuffink to do wid us Guv” ,and prepare a 2nd EU referendum after talks with the EUSSR commissars

    OK the last 2 aint panned out but thats coz the sack of manure that is Corbyn and co couldnt even finish off a Tory party that was offering its neck on the block and a razor sharp axe just to make things easier.Still,you get my drift.By hook or by crook we aint leaving.

  12. Take a look at Labour’s policy on Brexit on their own website. It consists of one poorly punctuated sentence.

    Labour accepts the referendum result and a Labour government will put the national interest first.

    Well thanks for clearing up any ambiguity there then.

    • Glad they’ve cleared that up, before that I had absolutely no idea what Labours position on leaving the EU was……
      CUNTS!!

  13. It’s a shame our government sponsored, blowy uppy camel jockey friends can’t think of anything more purposeful than to maim a bunch on teenyboppers instead of doing something truly worthwhile and target our cretinous politicians both here and in the EU. I for one wouldn’t miss a single fucking one of the cunts. Maybe after a terrorist-led systematic gutting of the political class might we see some decent people make it into office.

    • Oh – dogs that they are – have learned to never bite the hand that feeds them.

      So long as they blow up kids and non-politicos they know our Govt will continue to appease them and come down doubly hard on anyone calling the religion of “peace” a cunt than they will on the murderous “peaceful” cunts themselves.

      • Precisely. ‘Terrorism’ as we’ve come to know it is a bedtime story to keep people sleeping with one eye open. If it was genuine and perpetrated by a real enemy, you would expect to see as much violence against the state as civilians. One day the people in this country will turn and I hope I live to see it.

      • Spot on ghost. I’ve often wondered why the suicidal peacenicks that follow the teachings of the great Pacifist Mohamed-blessed be his armpits- havent suicided summat like the European parliament or the Mother of Parliaments or even that den of iniquity Dubai.

      • It’s a shame that the plot to off Treesa didn’t come to pass, but it saved us from a load of hypocritical wetminster nappyfillers droning on alla Toksvig Towers about what a wonderful PM we’d lost, possibly the most beautuful, destined to become President of the world, nay the universe &c &c….

  14. The EU cunts give you longer speaking than the allotted time if you are pro EU policy than not.

    Makes little difference what the MEP’s think. All fucking EU sheep that want to remain as part of the gravy train.

    EU policy decided by a couple of bureaucrat cunts and simply nodded through by the majority, basically overpaid lefty cunt MEP’s.

    All a complete sham.

  15. “hypnotic magic”…

    Sourpussy is indeed an evil witch.

    If we can’t produce enough ovens in the UK, I’m sure Herr Kraut of Borsig will gladly do what Germans do best, and sell us some industrial-size crems engineering.

  16. “hypnotic magic”…

    Sourpussy is indeed an evil witch.

    If we can’t produce enough ovens in the UK, I’m sure Herr Kraut of Borsig will gladly do what Germans do best, and sell us some industrial-size crems engineering.

    • Apologies for double-posting above, CF24 suffering Beardy-Twat telecoms probs. On and off (mostly off) since Saturday.

  17. “What we need is a great big cunting pot
    Big enough enough enough to take
    The world’s cunts and all its got
    And keep it stirring for a hundred years or more
    And turn out Kinnocks, Blairs and Verhofstadts by the score”

    © Maskinback & Co. 2018

  18. A new opening for that perennial, “Jerusalem” –

    And did that gleet, in modern times
    drip upon England’s green and pleasant land…

  19. In the interests of stimulating an intelligent debate, can someone clear something up for me?

    Will we still have to pay for Eurovision?

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