Mavis and the Traitors

I’m thinking of starting up a new band with the above name. I’ll be the manager and get in some young cunts to play the parts. It will be five piece…….2 cunts dressed like posh Tory ex-Public schoolboys, 2 cunts covered in tats with skinny jeans and whisky beards.
The singer will be an obvious and repulsive trannie ( think a young Frank Maloney.)
We don’t need any musical ability because we’ll just be re-working the old classics. Here’s some of my ideas :

(1) Immigration in the U.K. (Sex Pistols)
(2) Back in the ECHR ( Beatles )
(3) We’re Making Plans for Nigel (XTC)

Any offers?

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

I would like to include some Beatles classics:
Maytricker
We can fuck it up
From May to EU
Baby you’re a bitch, ma’m

And many more.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

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